Bear infested attention!

"Good apprentice, what are you doing? Miss me?"

"Aren't you bored to ask such a question every day?" Xiang Yangyuan had just sent Zhu Qingmei home, and walking on the street, his heart was in a mess, and his words involuntarily smelled of gunpowder.

"Don't bother me." Xiong Haoran was not frightened at all, and still had a playful smile: "Okay, okay, I know you are ashamed to express your love, so let me change the question, when will you be back tomorrow? I'll pick you up at the station. "

With a straight face, Xiang Yangyuan said angrily, "I can go back by myself. If you are a wounded soldier, if anything goes wrong, I will not be responsible."

"Who said I was a wounded soldier, now I can lift you up with one hand, believe it or not?"

Xiang Yangyuan was amused, he held back his laughter and snorted, and said, "Go back tomorrow night, don't pick it up."

"That won't work, what should I do if I am robbed of my wealth and sex at night?"

"How can it be."

"Hey, I can't say for certain about this matter. If I am so clean and self-loving, sometimes I can't control you, let alone others."

Xiang Yangyuan was speechless, and said viciously: "Then I'll have my face covered in mud, and I'll wear a garbage bag on my body, it's fine!"

Xiong Haoran laughed loudly, and then made a loud, kissing sound into the microphone, saying: "Don't fight. I will send you a kiss first, my good apprentice, remember to bring delicious specialties for the teacher."

Xiang Yangyuan's face became hot, and he said: "What are you doing, pervert, who cares about your kiss, take it back!"

"Well, you can return it to me when you come back." Xiong Haoran's smile became more rippling, Xiang Yangyuan realized that he had been taken advantage of again, and became angry from embarrassment, and said angrily: "Get out! Hooligan!"

"It's a hooligan and a pervert. Don't let people misunderstand you. They think I've done something to you."

You are "what" about me every day, are you afraid of being misunderstood by others?Xiang Yangyuan rolled his eyes: "I won't tell you anymore, I'm upset, I'll give you a message when I get home, you should wash up and go to bed early!"

"What's bothering you?" Xiong Haoran refused to let go, as if he wanted to waste time talking with him: "Tell me quickly, let me enlighten you."

"It's good if you don't get into trouble, who expects you to enlighten..." Xiang Yangyuan muttered, hesitated for a moment, and said sullenly: "Actually, it's nothing, just now I was tricked by my mother to go on a blind date."

Xiong Haoran was taken aback for a moment, obviously not mentally prepared, he didn't speak for a long time.

"Oh, that girl is pretty nice."

"...Then you are still annoying." The voice dropped a few degrees, and even the aura became solemn, which sounded gloomy.

"But I screwed up."

"..." Some people got angry and simply stopped commenting.

"If my mother finds out, she will definitely scold me to death. Now I feel a headache when I think of facing her torture when I go home."

"Is it a pity that you didn't hook up with that woman, or are you afraid that your mother will scold you?"

"Why do you want to hook up with her? I'm not Lu Xi, I want to marry a wife so much, I don't have any feelings for her." Xiang Yangyuan sighed quietly: "It's really strange to say, I am alone Why do normal adult men never think about falling in love and getting married? Hey, Xiong Haoran, I’m not sexually frigid, am I?”

At this time, a fashionable young woman happened to pass by, she couldn't help turning her head when she heard the last sentence, and gave Yang Yuan a contemptuous look.

Xiong Haoran relaxed, yawned lazily, and said in a wise man's tone: "Xiang Tangyuan, didn't you realize that you don't need a girlfriend at all?"

"Eh? Why? I'm a man."

"Then let me ask you, is there anyone who eats with you after get off work every day?"

"have you……"

"After dinner, will someone take you home?"

"Yes, you... Oh no, I'm the one to take you home, right?"

"Almost! Also, did anyone spend the weekend with you?"

"have you……"

"Look at your phone call records, is there anyone calling you often to ask you about your health?"

"Yes, you... called me to run errands..."

"Don't talk so much nonsense! Come again, during the Chinese New Year, has anyone made you think about buying a gift for him?"

"Uh... it's all forced by you..."

"Don't pretend, I know you are embarrassed to admit it. When you encounter unhappy things, is there anyone who can explain to you?"

"have you……"

"When you encounter happy things, is there anyone to share with you?"

"Yes, you... let me treat you to dinner..."

"Is there anyone who is sick or injured and makes you particularly anxious?"

"Would you believe me without you..."

"That's right!" Xiong Haoran snapped his fingers: "Have you figured it out, my good apprentice?"

"It seems to make sense..."

"So, why do you still need a girlfriend? Do you want someone to fight the landlord with us?"

"Oh..." Xiang Yangyuan was dizzy, and his brain circuit couldn't be straightened for a while, so he could only follow his heart and asked worriedly: "Then if you get married, wouldn't I be miserable?"

"Don't worry, I told you not to get married, as long as you treat me well, I won't abandon you, how about it?"

"I've been very good to you..." Xiang Yangyuan scratched his head, afraid that Xiong Haoran would regret it, he hurriedly said, "Then, it's a deal."

"Well! It's a deal."