Be a mermaid after 1000 years

The square cheered, hugged and shed tears. The TV audience hadn’t even gotten over the excitement. Immediately afterwards, the TV station’s hotline system was completely paralyzed. Thousands of calls were made from all over the world at the same time, seeking the truth. Yes, there are street scolders, and more than half of them are condemning the royal family and the TV station’s spoofs. You can’t just write and direct such a farce to deceive the public because of certain political purposes. The TV station’s website has also begun to be attacked, and the staff are overwhelmed. Even the infield host was a little flustered by the sudden unfolding of the strange peak.

It can be said that on the planet Motan, the great magician of the healing department is almost a deified figure. He is the spiritual pillar of the people, the messenger of the holy god, and comes to the world with grace and blessings. Every great magician of the healing department They are all people with high moral character and unblemished hearts, representing all the good things in the world. He may not have actual power, but his prestige and status in the hearts of the people are much higher than that of the current monarch.

The emergence of a great magician of the healing department often represents the prosperity of a dynasty, whether a monarch's virtue is noble, whether a dynasty's politics is clear, whether the people's hearts are in line, and whether it is carried by the world. This is actually a manifestation of the divine right of the king, just like the description of those auspicious beasts on the earth, their appearance has a huge impact on the inheritance and replacement of a dynasty. Influence.

Of course there are elements of exaggeration, but when an idea becomes a stereotype and a belief in people's minds, then it is the truth and its status cannot be shaken.

After Greyhill, there has not been a great healing magician in more than 400 years. It is said that people are used to it, but in fact they are just numb, and their lives are still going on, but the anxiety and uneasiness in their hearts are getting heavier and heavier.Now, when the enemy is attacking, the royal family suddenly announced that a great healing magician was born on the planet Motan. Its authenticity is doubtful in such a hasty and chaotic situation. Maybe it is true, but There was a break of more than 20 minutes in the middle. In order to save face, the royal family couldn't guarantee that they would not make a scam.

The live broadcast was still going on, and as Li Miaowei fainted, the number of phone calls suddenly dropped, and everyone sat back and waited for the change. The only few medical staff on the scene were running around and crawling amidst the Duke's urgent roar. On the stage, these people had mixed emotions on their faces, excited, worried, pious, cautious and fearful.

After rounds of careful inspections, one of the steady-looking doctors was elected by others as a representative. Against the pressure of the Duke, he kept silent and said with mixed joy and sorrow: "Madam, no, Your Excellency Elvis just I fainted, I believe that I can recover after a few days of rest, but..."

"Just what? Don't talk nonsense!" Someone was anxious and annoyed, and felt a little uncomfortable. From this moment, their little black fish changed from Duchess Hernand to Lord Ives.

The doctor was not angry at all. In fact, he was so excited that he couldn't even speak clearly. He thought that he had been in the hospital for more than ten years, but he was only an ordinary surgeon. Otherwise, it would not be his turn to go out to work. Normally, he wouldn't have had the opportunity to check the body of His Excellency Ives. Now that the live broadcast camera is facing him, what an honor it is, but it's a bit difficult for him to say the next few words.

"Your Excellency Elvis is pregnant, I don't know if it will affect the fetus in his womb..."

"What? You said Zoe is pregnant!" If it wasn't for the fact that she was still hugging her wife, Blanche would have jumped three feet in joy, "This, how is this possible? No, no, it is very possible, I am so powerful... ..."

Blanche spoke incoherently in the middle, only to realize that the key point was the second half of the doctor's sentence, he turned his face faster than turning the pages of a book, and in the blink of an eye, he started to be fierce again: "What are you doing in a daze, tell them to bring the ambulance over quickly !"

There was another flurry, and when Li Miaowei was carried into the ambulance, a ball of green light suddenly burst out. Since the camera had been following the film, everyone could see it clearly this time. The palm of Iaves overflowed, like a river, flowing around his body, at first it was just a faint layer, and soon the green light became brighter and brighter, but it was not dazzling, the warm and soft brilliance under the sun are clearly visible.

"Look, what is that?"

"No, I don't know."

"This is the mermaid heart bestowed by the Holy Spirit!" The crown prince was the first to react: "It is protecting His Excellency Ives."

"It really is our great magician, blessed by the Holy Spirit!"

I don't know who took the lead first, people in the square knelt down one by one...

When Li Miaowei woke up, it was close to dusk. He seemed to have slept beautifully. The headache, palpitations and discomfort before had all disappeared. Of course, he didn't want to have diarrhea anymore.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Blanche close to his face with his mouth wide open, grinning like a bitch, almost wagging his tail.

"What are you doing?" Li Miaowei shrank back, with a disgusted expression on his face, why did this guy become like this without paying attention.

"Honey, are you awake?" Blanche followed up and posted again, "Do you feel uncomfortable?"

"No, did I faint? What time is it?"

"After five o'clock, the doctor said that you are fine, my wife is amazing~~~"

The three words that Blanche said were too eloquent and eloquent, which aroused goosebumps all over Li Miaowei. He thought that Blanche was saying that he recovered quickly, so he didn't take it to heart, so he sat up and put it on. The apples on the table next to me, I didn't eat at noon, I'm a little hungry.

"Wait!" Blanche yelled, startling Li Miaowei, and the man quickly softened his voice, "Don't move, I'll do it."

Blanche peeled the apple, cut it into pieces and put it in the bowl, then inserted a small piece and handed it to his mouth, coaxing: "Open your mouth, ah—"

"Ah, you're so big!" Li Miaowei snatched the bowl in a rage, and started to eat it. Why does this person seem to be possessed by a psychopath? He inadvertently saw an inspection report on the table, so he pulled it over to have a look. Pointing to a messy picture, he asked, "What is this?"

"Hahahaha, I knew you would ask." Blanche jumped up and twisted, and announced loudly: "Our son, isn't he cute? Ah, the more I look at it, the more I like it." Xiao Tuan, who couldn't see anything clearly, winked, made all kinds of strange noises, and kept touching Li Miaowei's lower abdomen with his hands.

Li Miaowei's apple 'gudu' slipped down his throat, he blinked twice, and said again: "Say it again, I didn't hear clearly just now."

"Our son, isn't it a big surprise? I even thought of a name. Do you think it should be Orlando, Osci, Augustus or O'Neill?"

a big surprise?The big scare is almost the same. The previous psychological construction was all for nothing. Li Miaowei didn't care about the names that would only come up with a lot of second-handed ones. He was completely stupid.Don't you want to have diarrhea?

Blanche saw his son forget about it, hugged him and kept praising: "Zoe, your belly is really amazing, of course, I am also amazing, there is no doubt about it."

Li Miaowei doesn't feel honored at all. As long as he is a man, he won't feel honored when he hears people praise his belly. So soon?It means that he will step into the ranks of a pregnant woman and a nursing father from now on, and he will also face serious sex problems. Thinking of sex problems, he suddenly thinks of a very, very important question, where does he use to give birth?A woman has a birth canal, but he only has an excretory hole. Is it really going to be bloody?Nima, the anus is torn into the size of a bowl, can you still hold the stuff in your stomach?Li Miaowei's face became more and more foul, and he couldn't help asking this question.

Blanche thought he was joking, patted his leg, and said with a smile: "Of course I use birth control."

It was only later that Li Miaowei found out that mermaids have to use the body of a fish to give birth. There is a human mermaid’s birth hole under his excretory hole. The birth hole of a female fish is their vagina after transformation, and the birth hole of a male fish. Usually closed.

Blanche was still looking around and asked, "Zoe, do you think our son looks like me or you?"

A brain as big as eyeballs must be like you. Li Miaowei decided not to continue talking nonsense with this psychopath at home. He wanted to digest it slowly. The surprise came too suddenly, and Xi hadn’t felt it yet. Li Miaowei sat by the bed Start looking for shoes.

"Wait, wait, what do you want? You stay here, I'll bring it to you, are you hungry?"

"I'm going to the bathroom!"

"It's okay, I'll be fine."

"..."

"What I mean is, I'll carry you up, do you want the big one or the small one? Ah, it's okay, they all look the same anyway."

"Roll as far as you can!" Heiyu finally got mad.

Li Miaowei was forced to stay in the hospital for two days, feeling aggrieved, Blanche only stayed with him for one day, the number of recruits increased sharply, more and more things happened, he had to go back to deal with it, Li Miaowei I wish he would leave quickly, but I didn't expect that one would leave, and then countless others would come. The family members took turns to guard him, and they were afraid that he would lose his waist if he turned around.

The outside world was not peaceful for a moment. When his identity was finally confirmed, the outside of the hospital was bustling. Looking down from the window, the flowers along the street could be piled up into mountains. People praying and making wishes almost blocked the passage. Most of them were Praying for his safety, hoping that he can give birth to a healthy and beautiful heir, Li Miaowei is very touched, but there are always exceptions, and the media can't interview him, but this will definitely not weaken people's enthusiasm for him .

In the morning, Li Miaowei was really bored. He turned on the TV and watched for a while, but all the channels were rebroadcasting the video on the square. Finally, there was something different. Here it is, everyone is welcome to participate in the quiz with prizes. This issue The question of the quiz is, the sex and race of the baby in the womb of Mr. Ives. There are four options, 1. Mortan human; 2. Mermaid male baby; 3. Mermaid female baby; 4. Others. Get a gold medal spree provided by Meizizi Mermaid Food Company, please remember to guess the phone number 2222942...

Others, your sister, others, Li Miaowei was so angry that he almost bit the remote control.