Be a mermaid after 1000 years

Since then, Li Miaowei has started a boring but fulfilling life as a pregnant woman. Nursing homes, schools and magic training classes must not let him go, but the days are not idle at all. Every minute is arranged, which makes him very depressed. .

First of all, the three-meal menu changed drastically. The queen sent her royal nutritionist to cross off all the things that Li Miaowei likes to eat but are definitely not suitable for pregnant women and mermaids from the recipe. Every dish is calculated repeatedly. The ratio of calories, sugar and nutrition, butler Sherdi was also trained by a nutritionist, saying how can you make His Excellency Elvis eat such mixed food, and who is responsible for the accident?

As soon as June came, Li Miaowei's appetite suddenly improved. His stomach was like a bottomless pit, and he wanted to put everything in it. At this time, he was not allowed to eat. He ate a few more fruits, saying that the sugar content was too high. It is easy to get gestational diabetes, which is extremely harmful to mother and baby, so it is forbidden!Fruits are not allowed to be eaten, so eat more meat, but the result is not good, saying that animal fat is very unsuitable for the body structure of mermaids, it will cause fat accumulation, cause pregnancy-induced hypertension and other more terrible diseases, it is forbidden!

Spicy, sour, sweet, salty, hot, and irritating to the stomach are all banned. In the end, Li Miaowei, as an absolute authority, used the excuse that after being deprived of his greatest hobby, he suffered from depression during pregnancy. The imperial nutritionist sent it back politely, it was really not easy for him to find out this reason.

Following Shardy's butler, another very experienced private nurse was invited. Li Miaowei's range of activities was almost limited to the swimming pool, saying that it would be good for the skin and would not cause stretch marks. , and is conducive to postpartum recovery, under Li Miaowei's strong protest, the senior nurse was asked to leave again.

Li Miaowei followed an idol drama he watched, and tried to spill it once, saying that if any expert came in, he would take the 'ball' and run away from home. It finally stopped. Of course, the price was that Didi from the bookstore I bought a lot of books and came back to show him, demanding that I follow the above instructions. Li Miaowei compromised, reading books by myself is better than asking others to point fingers, so he began to read carefully every day "Guide to Pregnant Mothers" and "In Our Happy Life" Days of Pregnancy", "One Hundred Preparatory Works Before Confinement", "Gold Medal Confinement Woman Teaches You How to Confinement", "Happy Mother Handbook"... He almost burst into tears.

Later, when he heard that a pregnant woman should not be too distracted with his eyes, Didi enthusiastically helped him draw up a simple 45-point guideline, pasted it on his bedside, and said that he could see it as soon as he opened his eyes.

Finally one day, Li Miaowei threw those books together with Didi’s 45 items into the trash can. Nima, this book says that sleeping on the left side will compress the heart, and that book says that sleeping on the right side will compress the fetus , There is also a book that says sleeping on the top will oppress breathing, what kind of trouble is this going to be, he absolutely does not accept being hung up to sleep!

Of course, the most important point is that he fell for Didi's old trick, No. 45 eight out of 30 regulations, wipe the nipples with a towel one hundred times a day and increase gradually.

Li Miaowei didn't understand why he had to wipe his nipples, but he thought that since it was written in a book, it must have something to do with having a baby, so he made three meals a day, rubbing the small soybeans that were originally powdery. The red and swollen little cherry was so rubbed that its skin was almost broken. Blanche came back one time, distressed and excited, and said that if he could stay at home, he might as well suck a hundred times a day.

Unexpectedly, the joke really hit the spot. Li Miaowei once had a physical examination in the hospital. He met a few pregnant women and chatted with them. They almost died laughing. They said that wiping the nipples is for female fish to prepare for breastfeeding, and male fish are born without birth. Breast milk, what kind of nipples do I need to wipe, grass!Daring Didi bought the wrong book.

The book was thrown away, and of course there were other things that came up, and it went on and on, and the housekeeper Xia Erdi contributed his many years of treasures, one hundred and eighty classical songs, and the mansion stayed from morning to night, with the temple The sound of chanting scriptures in the book is so strong, it is called prenatal education, let Li Miaowei listen carefully, so that young master O'Neill can hear it.

For this matter, Li Miaowei has no objection, as long as those famous songs are played, he will sleep very soundly.

It is worth mentioning that the name of the child has finally been decided. His wife, Blanche, was pregnant and couldn’t be with her. She probably felt a lot of resentment. The index of hatred for Oran Star has skyrocketed. Well, Li Miaowei couldn't tell if the name was good or bad. He just remembered that there was a president whose surname was O'Hara.

At first, he still felt strange. Blanche kept saying that his son and heir seemed to be accurate. Could the race and gender be clearly seen in the three-month-old embryo?It was only later that he learned that the Motan baby was different from the mermaid baby. The Motan baby was born viviparously and was born as a fat baby, while the mermaid baby was similar to oviparous. It was about eight months pregnant and gave birth to an egg. Soft and transparent, it slowly hardens into an eggshell when it encounters air. This egg needs to be kept in clean water for two months before it can hatch into a mermaid baby. Staying in the water, no matter how small the embryo is for more than three months, it can already distinguish human legs from fish tails.

Li Miaowei's second child was a pair of mermaid dragon and phoenix twins. When the giant egg was just born, you could clearly see the baby mermaid with two small tails curled up inside. They were so cute that they were named Yina and Leia.

Let’s talk about O’Neill first. When prenatal education became hypnosis, Xia Erdi’s enthusiasm did not fade at all. He also issued a VIP card for Li Miaowei in a special club. When Li Miaowei was [-] weeks pregnant, she began to follow a group of adults The mother-in-law (male) kneels on the ground, sticks out her buttocks, holds her head up, and learns about pregnancy gymnastics and newborn care.

During the intermission, pregnant women can also visit and touch his belly for free. While feeling the blessing, everyone sighed that the master's belly looks different from ordinary people. It is obviously a compliment, but Li Miaowei listened to it. It's very shocking, because it always reminds him of that 'other'.

If you say that a businessman is a businessman, even if you admire and worship him again, your mind will still turn to messy thoughts. Now turn on the TV, either to analyze the current situation, or some talk shows, inexplicably many of his best friends appear, from From childhood close playmates, to colleagues at work, to classmates in the magic school, his cheap parents, sister and brother-in-law have also become guests on the TV station. From these people, Zoe’s childhood life is very vivid. Transformers are also rich and colorful, and their personalities are sometimes lively, sometimes cunning, sometimes smart, and sometimes wise and brave. From a young age, you can see that it is different from ordinary people. There is even a former fiancée who claims to be his, saying that the two of them The love is so dry and the rocks are rotten, and the sky is old, and finally they broke up because of the strong opposition of their parents.

The female fish cried pear blossoms and rain on the TV, heartbroken, Li Miaowei watched with trepidation, and asked Didi, I didn't expect that there was such a reason, but the version has completely changed, Baron Elvis When Zoe was 16 years old, she wanted to marry a noble family, and gave her youngest son to that family to be her son-in-law. As a result, the only daughter of that family didn't like Zoe at all, and humiliated him in public, and the matter of engagement has not been mentioned yet. The agenda, it's gone.

Open the magazine, there are mostly similar articles, the titles are more and more gimmicks.

A few things that I have to say between him and me - through the mouth of my best friend, reveal the other side of the master that is unknown.

We were all too young then - Oral Records of His Majesty Elvis.

From prisoners to wanted men, men who have gone crazy for love.

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Every day, people ask him to be an endorser through various channels, most notably milk powder companies, but also toy companies, baby products, maternity wear, maternity health care products, belly belts, anti-wrinkle massage cream... There are even breastfeeding companies For brassiere, those companies have very low requirements, and they don't even need him to shoot advertisements. As long as he publicly says that their company's products are good or their reputation is not bad, they will promise him a sky-high salary.

Except for the neurotic bra company, Li Miaowei is quite interested in some of them. Instead of being tossed and tossed by the family with various tricks, it is better to go out and find something to do, shoot a few commercials, and in the future the child's milk powder Diapers, from childhood to adulthood, have been covered. Once the war breaks out, the business of most companies will be damaged. Li Miaowei doesn't know how much savings Blanche has.

It's a pity that this idea was completely rejected by Blanche. The man came back rarely, and his attitude was very tough. He told his family to pack up and move to the castle immediately. He would arrange special protection. The safety factor in the urban area is too low. Already set off.

The news came that Emperor Disot actually led the troops himself. It seems that he is bound to win the planet Motan and has great ambitions. It is speculated that the enemy army will arrive at the planet Motan in at most one month. In order to avoid endangering the mainland, The correct approach should be to intercept midway, but unfortunately Motan responded too hastily, one-third of the army is recruits, manpower and material resources are not in place, a long-distance interstellar war needs to consume a lot of energy, military supplies and logistical materials, the upper level After repeated research, it was believed that it was too far away from the mainland, and instead lost the geographical advantage, so it was decided to intercept it in the asteroid belt not far from the planet Motan, so that military supplies and logistics could be supplied in time.

Just doing so will pose a great threat to the mainland. Once the defense is neglected, many cities and provinces will inevitably be poisoned by the flames of war. This matter has not been announced to the public, and Blanche rushed back to inform his family first.

Now Li Miaowei couldn't relax at all, damn, 'Ball' is still in his stomach, 'Ball' dad is about to go to the battlefield.