The rebirth of a fool

September is a time of crisp autumn, and it is also the annual freshman admission season.In this season, a group of mysterious million-dollar soldiers will appear in country C every year. These million-strong soldiers will disappear mysteriously after only appearing for half a month to a month. This has always been an unsolved mystery for all countries.As a member of a million-strong army, under the baptism of all eyes, Su Chenyi blinked innocently, "So I am number four."

"..." Darling, can you be more innocent?

The corner of Instructor Yan's mouth twitched. He remembered this kid. Not long ago, when he was giving a lecture, this kid dared to blatantly distracted. He was going to punish him, but this kid spoke too nicely... Cough, what, people like to listen to good things Right?So he was not punished at that time, but he didn't expect that this kid was one of the horrible bed owners. Thinking of the scene when he entered 302, it was simply polarized. The left side was neat, but the right was messy. One was Qi Cang, and his heart ached again at the thought of this Instructor Yan.

"What are you still doing? Do you need me to invite you? Come out!"

Su Chenyi pursed his lips and trot forward, when his eyes touched Qi Cang, Su Chenyi moved his eyes away uncomfortably, this person's eyes were a little scary.

"You two," Instructor Yan walked back and forth in front of the two of you, "I asked you to clean up the housework, is that how you did it?"

Su Chenyi raised his hand and said weakly, "Report to the instructor, I just don't know how to fold tofu."

"No, you won't ask for advice... Um, won't you ask the other two roommates!" Instructor Yan stared, "Don't tell me you didn't participate in military training in middle school!"

"Not really," Su Chenyi said honestly.

Fuck!He has seen many second ancestors like Su Chenyi who have not participated in military training, but this is the first time he has seen someone as thick-skinned as him!Coming to G University this time has really improved his knowledge!Instructor Yan stared, his eyes almost swallowed Su Chenyi alive.

"Instructor, I'm telling the truth. Please look at my sincere eyes." Su Chenyi tried to open his eyes to look directly at Instructor Yan, for fear that the domineering instructor in front of him would punish him for running if he was unhappy. Under the sunshine, Su Chenyi's eyes faintly shone with sincerity - Chenyi brand eye drops, whoever uses it is sincere.

Instructor Yan twitched the corners of his mouth and looked away silently. Those shining eyes almost blinded his 24K titanium alloy dog ​​eyes. Locking Qi Cang tightly, Instructor Yan asked: "Can you explain to me what's going on with your bed? Don't tell me you haven't had military training yet!"

"Instructor," Su Chenyi raised his hand weakly again, "Actually, he..."

"Shut up! Did I allow you to speak?" Instructor Yan gave Su Chenyi a vicious look and then looked at Qi Cang, "Don't tell me that you spent those years in vain, explain!"

Qi Cang pursed his lips and remained silent. For a soldier, a mistake is a mistake, and no amount of explanation will help.

"The world is getting worse," Instructor Yan shook his head weakly, looked away, and glanced at the rest of the people who were arrested. Instructor Yan said angrily, "Do you know why I got you out? Because your internal affairs are in a mess! I hope Today is the first and last time I saw you in this unqualified team. Today is your first offence, so I don’t have to punish you, but if I catch you again tomorrow, you will be at your own risk, understand. !"

Everyone except Su Chenyi yelled: "Understood!"

Instructor Yan stared at Su Chenyi and said, "Got it!"

The rest of the people except Su Chenyi shouted again: "Understood!"

"Number four! What don't you understand?"

Su Chenyi looked at Instructor Yan blankly, then shook his head.

"Speak!" Instructor Yan roared, "Are you dumb!"

Su Chenyi pursed his lips and said aggrievedly, "Didn't the instructor not allow me to speak?"

"..." Instructor Yan pointed at Su Chenyi with trembling fingers, and his cheeks were flushed with anger. After trying to calm down, Instructor Yan pointed to the open space beside him and said softly: "A hundred push-ups and a hundred squats, can't do it?" Don’t get up when you’re done, understand?”

Su Chenyi's face froze, and then he flattered him and said, "Master instructor, can I get a discount?"

"Okay," Instructor Yan said with a smile, "Then just do two hundred push-ups and two hundred squats. Do you understand now? If you don't understand, just do three hundred..."

"Instructor! I understand very well!"

"Very good," Instructor Yan nodded in satisfaction, "Go, count it for him, two hundred push-ups and two hundred squats, it can only be more or less!"

Qi Cang nodded and walked to Su Chenyi's side to stand still. Su Chenyi had a mournful face, "Instructor, isn't it a hundred?"

"An opinion, huh?"

Su Chenyi shook his head violently and obediently propped himself on the ground to begin his corporal punishment.

"One, two, three..." Qi Cang counted without any emotion, and there was a trace of gloating in the depths of his eyes.

Seeing this, Instructor Yan was even more satisfied. He tilted his head and looked at the team, "Is there anything you don't understand?"

Everyone shook in unison, "No!" A louder answer than before hovered over the G University, and the lingering sound lingered, and it did not dissipate for a long time.

After a day of training, Su Chenyi floated back to the dormitory limply and went straight to the bathroom. At this time, Long Tao had already stepped into the bathroom door. After meeting Su Chenyi's resentful gaze, Long Tao silently withdrew his hoof and turned his head to run into the dormitory. Decided to write in today's diary - two or three things about being targeted by resentful spirits.

After taking a shower, Su Chenyi floated back to the bedroom again, and slowly climbed into bed.After confirming that Su Chenyi would not use the bathroom again, Long Tao grabbed his clothes and ran towards the bathroom, barely stepping out of the trap door with one foot, Su Chenyi said quietly: "Tao'er, help me wash my clothes by the way, I'm exhausted. "

Long Tao paused, then looked around, and finally raised his head and sighed, "What a dazzling sun!" Sighing and shaking his head, Long Tao firmly lifted the other foot out of the trap door.

"Tao'er..."

Long Tao turned his head abruptly, and when he saw Su Chenyi who had floated behind him at some point, he hurriedly backed up two steps, showing horror, "Aren't you out of strength? When did you come down?"

Su Chenyi didn't answer Long Tao's question, but said quietly: "Although there are two sets of clothes, if I don't wash them today, I won't have to wear them the day after tomorrow, Tao'er, do you understand?"

Long Tao shook his head like a rattle, "I don't understand."

"Oh..." Su Chenyi's face was stunned, and then he smiled miserably and showed his white teeth, "The instructor said, if someone fails in internal affairs tomorrow, it will be my end today. As your good friend, I feel sorry for your future Seriously worried, Tao'er, do you understand?"

"Understood." Long Tao couldn't stop nodding with a mournful face, "I've never understood so well before."

"Thank you for your hard work. As expected of a good friend, you are very loyal," Su Chenyi solemnly patted Long Tao's shoulder, turned and floated back to the dormitory.

Can I choose to break off?Long Tao cast a mournful glance at Su Chenyi and floated into the bathroom. He decided to rewrite today's diary—the days when he was enslaved by rascals in those years.

In the dormitory, Lu Renmeng was laughing under the quilt, and even the whole bed was trembling. Now he was very glad that he went to the bathroom as soon as he came back, otherwise he would be the one who was enslaved right now.

Qi Cang on the third bed read the book with relish, without being affected in any way.

On the fourth bed, Su Chenyi lay on the bed enjoying a rare rest. God knows he almost couldn't stand up after finishing those two hundred push-ups and two hundred squats. If he didn't insist on exercising every day, he can guarantee that he would The precipice can't finish, the most hateful thing is that Qi Cang didn't know how to let him go, but he was ready to take the initiative to bear his mistakes before, really, good people are bullied...

The crisp ringtone rang in the dormitory, Su Chenyi looked at it but didn't seem to be able to press the answer button and put it to his ear, "Sorry, the number you dialed is quite unknown, please check it before dialing."

"Brother, it's me, Yizi."

Su Chenyi paused as he was about to hang up the phone, and then said, "Yizi, what's the matter?"

"How are you doing now? Is there anything wrong?"

"Huh?" Su Chenyi was at a loss.

"Aren't you punished today? How are you doing now?"

"……how do you know?"

"Are you the only one who was punished in the whole school today?"

Su Chenyi gritted his teeth, "Really?" He almost forgot that Xu Yi also studied in G, but he was not in the same department as him.

"Yeah," Xu Yi continued before Su Chenyi could speak, "I have a hunch that you will be sore all over tomorrow, why don't you use this as an excuse to ask your brother to ask you for leave and take you back, just to escape this military training gone."

It's not that the whole body is sore, but Xu Yi's words brightened his eyes, Su Chenyi smiled softly and said: "As expected of my good brother, I thank you and your family."

"..." It's better not to thank you.

"I can escape from the sea of ​​suffering tomorrow, hahaha, Yizi, brother, let me go first, don't miss me too much, goodbye!"

The corner of Xu Yi's mouth twitched as he looked at the phone that showed the end of the call, feeling an inexplicable urge to smash it.

Long Tao, who had just finished drying his clothes and was about to go into the dormitory to rest, heard Su Chenyi's laughter, silently took off his water-stained clothes and ran into the bathroom. He felt that he needed to check whether they were washed clean.

At 11:30 in the evening, when the lights were turned off, the whole apartment was plunged into darkness, and the freshmen who had been training for a day couldn't wait to visit Duke Zhou, and there was silence around them.However, room 302 was still flickering with a faint light. Su Chenyi changed from lying on his stomach to lying on his side and then to lying on his back, 360-degree transitions, like frying potstickers, and his hands didn't stop. The number memorized, after being unable to get through countless times, the screen of the mobile phone finally displayed the three characters in the call. Su Chenyi hurriedly grabbed the phone and brought it to his ear and wailed, "Damn ghost, I finally got through to you!"

"..." Su Yueze silently took down the phone and confirmed that it was Su Chenyi, and then leaned to his ear again, "What's wrong?"

"Brother, save me, I don't want to participate in this damn military training, two hundred squats plus prone, you have pity on me, give me a way to survive."

Su Yueze paused for two seconds and asked, "Have you been punished?"

"Uh," Su Chenyi swallowed and then responded in a muffled voice, "Well, I guess I won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow, bro, please ask me for leave, I'm going home..."

"I'm afraid it won't work. I have already signed a consent form with the school."

"What consent form?"

"Unless you have a serious injury certificate from the school doctor or you have to do white things at home, you can't use any excuse to quit the military training halfway. Be good, Xiao Yi, keep going, and I will bring you delicious food when you come back."

"How can you be so swollen!" Su Chenyi complained, "Did you ask my opinion when you signed the consent form? Hey, hey...why am I so miserable, God is going to kill me, God is going to kill me, blah blah ..."

"Xiaoyi, this is a rule. Every parent of a new student must sign this consent form."

"You heartless, you are so cruel to make me suffer here, I hate you..."

As a result, the whole apartment was surrounded by mournful cries, and the freshmen who were not asleep all shuddered, thinking that this apartment is not haunted, right?

"I won't forgive you for being so..."

There was a loud 'bang', and the door of dormitory 302 was kicked open, followed by Instructor Yan's angry roar, "You're going to die if you don't sleep in the middle of the night! Get out!"