The rebirth of a fool

Su Yueze silently looked at the mobile phone that showed the end of the call. After half a ring, he threw the mobile phone aside and took a drink from the wine glass on the table.

"Let me tell you, the roar just now looks a bit like Yan, don't tell me that Chenyi's instructor is him." Gu Shaojie looked at Su Yueze gloatingly.

Poured another cup and drank it in one gulp, Su Yueze said lightly: "Xiao Yi was fined today, and she wants to go home."

"Hey, it's rare for this kid to give in sometimes."

Su Yueze stared at the wine glass and said casually: "I found that he has changed a lot since he lost his memory."

"for example?"

"In the past, except for you, he obediently obeyed everything I said, and he would not choke with me, but now it is completely different, like a rascal. His personality has changed a lot, but he is more able to torment people than before. But..." Su Yueze glanced at Gu Shaojie and said quietly, "Now I tell him to stay away from you, not only did he not contradict me, but he obediently agreed, which I am very satisfied with."

"...Do you think it's really okay to say this kind of thing in front of me?"

Su Yueze sneered and filled each of them with wine, "Now that he is not pestering you, you should set off firecrackers to celebrate, don't get cheap and be good."

Gu Shaojie squinted his eyes and said in a low voice: "I hope he will pester me now," after all, his things are still in his hands.

Su Yueze's eyes narrowed, and he said coldly, "I told you, don't make up his mind."

"Okay, okay," Gu Shaojie shrugged, "So, as a good brother of 24 Xiao, what are you going to do next?"

"Visiting is strictly prohibited during the military training, let him make trouble," Su Yueze snorted coldly, "Although the surnamed Yan is ruthless, Xiao Yi is a student after all, not his soldier. He will not be ruthless unless Xiao Yi really It pissed him off."

"Ha Qiu~" Su Chenyi sniffed and carefully put the basin filled with water on top of his head without spilling a single drop of water.

Downstairs in the freshman apartment of G University, four teenagers were standing upright with a basin of water in their hands. Except for Qi Cang, the expressions of the other three were as sad as they could be.Especially Su Chenyi, he only felt the creeps on his back, and the cold knife swished straight to his back.

"Why are you arguing in the dormitory if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?" Instructor Yan walked back and forth in front of the four of them with his hands behind his back, "I heard the sound from a long distance, why? Do you think today's training is not enough?"

"Report to the instructor, we are not arguing!"

Instructor Yan stopped and looked at Lu Ren expressionlessly, his gaze made Lu Ren tremble with fright, and almost knocked over the basin on his head.

"I know you are not arguing. I can still tell the difference between one person and several people. If you want to blame, blame your bad luck. The number four is the god. Let me tell you, in the army, if one person makes a mistake, all are punished. law!"

Now Su Chenyi felt the hair on his entire back stand up, he shook his body and said with a smile on his face: "Report to the instructor, I was talking in my sleep just now, I can't control my sleep, can I?"

"Talking in sleep?" Instructor Yan raised his eyebrows.

Su Chenyi raised the basin and nodded fiercely.

"That's good! Don't lift it indiscriminately!" Instructor Yan glared at him, and Su Chenyi immediately pushed the basin obediently. Instructor Yan snorted softly, "I said number four, and you can actually talk in your sleep on the phone, it really makes me crazy Got it."

"How can that be?" Su Chenyi smiled obsequiously, "Isn't this dreaming and dreaming and sleepwalking? Instructor Yan, you have to understand, it's wrong to look at people with colored eyes!" It's even more wrong to punish students casually!

"No. [-], it will not end well for you to anger me." Instructor Yan smiled softly.

Su Chenyi's chrysanthemum tightened inexplicably, and he immediately put away his smile and said with a serious look: "Report to the instructor, how can your supernatural power be unshakable by us little people?"

"……speak English."

"Yes, instructor!" Su Chenyi said energetically, "I mean, a successful man like the instructor who is so cool, handsome, domineering, evil, charming, mad, and domineering is like a god in my heart, so that I don't know How dare you offend Shenwei!" The angry roar almost made the whole apartment tremble.

"..." The corner of Instructor Yan's mouth couldn't help twitching, and indeed, there was a surge of anger around him!

Long Tao and Lu Ren had distorted faces, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, which almost caused them internal injuries.They decided to make Su Chenyi one of the least offending people, otherwise he would vomit blood and die sooner or later.

Instructor Yan pointed at Su Chenyi with trembling fingers, unable to say a word for a long time.At this time, a few sleepy-eyed instructors poked their heads out of the windows on the first floor and shouted, "Hell, you want to force students to tell lies like that! Enough is enough! Don't teach my students badly." Already!"

Teach bad peat!Instructor Yan turned his head and stared viciously at the window, wishing to drag the people inside out to chew and eat.

"His hair! Wash up and go to sleep! If you don't sleep, the students will still sleep. It's almost enough."

Su Chenyi blinked fiercely towards the window, no matter who you are, I thank you!

"Shut up! Go to sleep!"

The man snorted and really turned his head back and closed the window with a 'bang' sound. Instructor Yan snorted heavily and turned to look at Su Chenyi, "What are you blinking, what a convulsion!"

"Report to the instructor, it's a cramp."

Fuck!Instructor Yan suddenly stepped forward and slapped the basin off Su Chenyi's head, grabbed his collar and gritted his teeth, "Number four, do you think I dare not beat you?"

"Excuse me, instructor, how do you want to beat me?" Su Chenyi said with a serious face, "Using hands or feet? How about I find you a brick, which saves trouble and effort, but let's say first, don't hit the head, um...nor Slap me in the face, don't beat me to death, just keep your breath."

Instructor Yan pulled his fist tightly, and his back molars were clenched. Thinking that he has been a soldier for more than ten years, he has led many soldiers, including the stubborn second generation ancestor, but none of them made him like Su Chenyi. You are so angry that you want to fight, but you are afraid that you will beat him directly to the hospital, and the military training will not be successful at that time, so you say not to fight, and you really can’t swallow the anger, uh, wait, He seems to have missed an important piece of information.

Instructor Yan narrowed his eyes slightly, and Su Chenyi in front of him looked like 'hit me, hit me, I really want to be beaten by you', Instructor Yan snorted coldly in his heart and gently patted Su Chenyi's head, "I'm so excited!" It's useless, don't think I don't know what you're thinking, you really did everything you can to escape this military training, even I dared to count it in, number four, you are really brave. But you think I Are you that stupid? Huh? You want to hide, but I won’t let you hide. Don’t worry, I will let you finish this military training intact. Be good, go to sleep.”

Fuck!This also works!Long Tao and Lu Ren widened their eyes in disbelief. Just now they really thought that Instructor Yan was going to make a move. They didn't expect a 180-degree turn. Not only did they not make a move, but their punishment was also withdrawn. Number four , you cow!

Instructor Yan patted Su Chenyi's shoulder with a smile, adjusted his collar by the way, and said to Long Tao and the others, "Go to sleep too, don't let me catch you talking again, understand?"

"understand!"

"Very good." Seeing that Su Chenyi was still in a daze, Instructor Yan patted Su Chenyi's shoulder again and said meaningfully, "The future will be long..." After saying that, he turned his head and left.

Su Chenyi picked up the basin on the ground until he couldn't see the figure of instructor Yan, and sneered, "Fight with me?" After saying that, he carried the basin and followed Qi Cang to the apartment building.

Long Tao and Lu Ren, who were walking at the end, trembled together. They looked at each other and made a secret decision in their hearts. From now on, Su Chenyi will be the person they can't offend, not one of them!

After a day's fatigue and the stimulation of Su Yueze, Su Chenyi fell asleep after touching the pillow. The speed made the duo dumbfounded again. As for Qi Cang, he looked thoughtfully at the bed next to him in the dark. The piece of the bulge swelled for a while, and finally slipped into the quilt and fell into a deep sleep.

At 06:30 in the morning, the whistle sounded on time, Qi Cang opened his eyes immediately, and then quickly put on his clothes and folded the quilt.Long Tao and Lu Ren woke up after the third whistle, and quickly put on their clothes and folded their quilts.As for Su Chenyi, he turned over 180 degrees, pulled up the quilt, and continued to sleep.

Seeing that Su Chenyi was still asleep, Lu Ren, who had folded the quilt and got off the bed, rushed forward and shook, "Su Chenyi, wake up soon, don't sleep!"

"Don't make noise!" Su Chenyi buried his head in the quilt and said in a muffled voice, "If you keep making noise, I'll beat you."

Lu Ren withdrew his paws and turned away silently. Waking up people is a high-risk job, and it's not suitable for him.

Ten minutes later, the whistle sounded again, and deafening footsteps began to resound throughout the apartment. Su Chenyi sat up suddenly from the bed, "What's going on? Was there an earthquake?"

Qi Cang straightened his collar in front of the mirror and said calmly, "We're assembled."

"Fuck!" Su Chenyi threw off the quilt and hurriedly dressed, "Why didn't you wake me up!"

Lu Ren leaned against his bed and rubbed against the door of the dormitory, "I called, but you won't get up."

"I yelled too, I was almost beaten by you," Long Tao rubbed against Lu Ren to the door.

Putting on his pants, Su Chenyi landed on the ground in two steps, Long Tao and his body shook and turned around and ran wildly, we really screamed ah ah ah ah.

Qi Cang walked up to Su Chenyi calmly and looked at his watch, "There is still one minute."

Holy crap!Su Chenyi rushed to the sink and washed at an unprecedented speed, Qi Cang smiled and left the bedroom leisurely.

Su Chenyi arrived at the playground at the speed of a second. Under the gloomy gaze of Instructor Yan, Su Chenyi rushed into the team without changing his expression.Instructor Yan glanced at Su Chenyi coldly and said loudly: "Very good, no one is late, I hope you will continue to do so in the future."

After giving a few passwords, Instructor Yan continued: "I said yesterday, if someone's internal affairs are not good enough today, hehe..."

My darling, Su Chenyi instantly felt that the world was dark, and it was fine if the shoes and washing utensils were not put away, but the key was that his quilt was, was, was, was not, was, was folded!He could already predict that today he would do push-ups and squats by himself again.Think of Su Chenyi's

The body couldn't help shaking, the world is so beautiful, but he is so miserable.

Sure enough, Instructor Yan, who had finished inspecting the internal affairs, stood in front of the line with a smile on his face, "Bed No. 302 in [-], please come out." His voice was so gentle and his smile was so kind that it almost killed everyone.

Su Chenyi rubbed his nose and silently stepped forward to stand obediently. Instructor Yan shook his head regretfully, "Why don't you fold the quilt? Why are you always disobedient?"

Su Chenyi raised his hand and said weakly: "Report to the instructor, I got up late."

"Oh, I got up late..." Instructor Yan nodded suddenly, "It's okay, you can get up early in the future."

"Yeah!" Su Chenyi nodded sharply, "I promise I won't do it again!"

"Good boy," Instructor Yan smiled and touched his head, "From today on, all the quilts from 301 to 310 will be handed over to you, and they must be folded into the most standard dried tofu, understand?"

Su Chenyi shortened his body, his face was pale, "I must have woken up in the wrong way, I'll go to sleep again."

Instructor Yan stretched out two fingers and grabbed Su Chenyi's back collar, and said to the team seriously: "Students from 301-310 in the boys' apartment, please pay attention. Within a week from today, our classmate No. [-] will fold the quilt for you in the morning. During this period, no one is allowed to help, understand?"

"understand!"

"Very good," Instructor Yan nodded in satisfaction, "No. [-], join the ranks."

Su Chenyi turned around in a daze, and mechanically walked into the team.Instructor Yan sighed faintly: "The future will be long..."