The rebirth of a fool

Life is like a femme fatale, if you can't fight it, enjoy it.For Su Chenyi, military training is like a strong woman, who cannot enjoy or resist; making quilts is like a wheel woman. When you have worked hard to make a bed, there are 39 more quilts waiting for you.

Ever since Instructor Yan issued that order, Su Chenyi has been fucked by 37 beds of quilt women every morning, to be precise, it should be [-] beds. Qi Cang didn't let Su Chenyi touch his things, but Long Tao and Lu Ren didn't dare Let Su Chenyi touch.So, when everyone was doing morning exercises following the instructor's pace, Su Chenyi was making quilts; when everyone was enjoying breakfast, Su Chenyi was making quilts; Tummy training.

Then, Su Chenyi complained, compared to this, he would rather do two hundred squats and two hundred push-ups every day, at least he still has time for breakfast, right?However, Su Chenyi has always been the one who would not let himself suffer, so all the boys in the class also complained.Because every morning when they open their eyes, they can see someone's resentful gaze——Dear, I'm here, how can you sleep so soundly when you're swollen?So, the whole dormitory got up shivering, quickly dressed and washed, and then ran out of the dormitory, regardless of whether it was time to meet or not.

At first, the dormitories that were not visited by Su Chenyi while sleeping were all excited. There is nothing more gratifying than having someone come to make the quilt for them after waking up. They even secretly rejoiced that their dormitory number is at the back.Because Su Chenyi got up on time at six o'clock every day, and then started to serve one by one from 301.

But, two days later, they couldn't get excited anymore.Because at six o'clock in the morning, they also became the objects of Su Chenyi's patronage.Everyone just felt that thousands of muddy horses were galloping past in their hearts, who could explain to them why Nima Su Chenyi still came in turns.What?You said that there are only 7 days in a week, and the relatives of 309 and 310 will not enjoy this kind of treatment, damn it!You are absolutely wrong!Because in the last four days, Su Chenyi will wake everyone up first, and then they will be next to each other!

So, Su Chenyi was slapped by their quilts every day, and they were slapped by Su Chenyi, nothing could be more fucked up than this.Of course, they were not comfortable, and neither was Instructor Yan, because every morning his brain would receive a message—attention!A wave of resentment is approaching.

If it is said that every morning, you can see a group of square formations full of high spirits and spirits, then these square formations are definitely not in Su Chenyi's class, because their sky has been shrouded in a thick layer of resentment, except for the few in the class. A few girls, and the rest of them all had dark circles under their eyes. The scene was such that they could form a group to brush the latest dungeon of G University.

However, most of the time, many people have the same thoughts. The people who were forced to get up by Su Chenyi every day finally broke out. They dare not trouble Su Chenyi. After all, it was the instructor Yan's order. Su Chenyi is also a victim, isn't he?However, just because they can't trouble Su Chenyi doesn't mean they can't trouble others. Based on the principle that if I go to hell, you can't go to heaven, they used Su Chenyi's ability to wake people up to the extreme, and organized a group to clean up the other dormitories on the third floor , In an instant, the people on the whole floor only felt that their blood tanks were nearly half empty, and they didn't even have a chance to recover from full blood in place.

Gradually, they were no longer satisfied with brushing dungeons on the third floor, so they grouped up and went to each floor to brush. Anyway, it was still early before the meeting time, so they were idle, right?

In the end, the energetic phalanx among the freshmen of G University disappeared, replaced by batch after batch of national treasure status, so that the entire sky over G University was shrouded in a layer of resentment that could not be seen.Instructor Yan, who opened the dungeon, only felt the alarm bells ringing in his head—attention!Hundreds of resentments are approaching.

So far from training, if you ask Su Chenyi what is his biggest achievement, he will definitely say proudly: "Master's speed of stacking dried beans is getting faster and faster!"

At six o'clock this morning, Su Chenyi opened his eyes on time, then put on his clothes and folded the quilt, then jumped out of bed full of energy and ran towards the sink.Sleepy-eyed, Long Tao took out his mobile phone to check the date, then moved his fingers silently, just as Su Chenyi was about to walk out of the dormitory to prepare for a new day... When he was working, Long Tao said quietly: "Chenyi, your punishment is over. It's over, I don't need to make the quilt anymore today."

Su Chenyi paused, and said very purely: "I know."

"then you……"

"I broke the record again yesterday. It only took 56 minutes. I must break yesterday's record today!"

"..." Damn it!Did you think you were in Guinness?Long Tao was in a mess, he stuffed his mobile phone under the pillow and pulled up the quilt,

It must be the wrong way for him to wake up, please restart!

"How long do you want to challenge today?" Su Chenyi muttered and walked outside the dormitory, "It's really nerve-wracking..."

In Room 301, Su Chenyi saw the four people neatly dressed and sitting in a row without any surprise. After seeing Su Chenyi, the four laughed, "Shall we start today?"

"Yeah," Su Chenyi waved his hands at them, "Let's go, don't delay me here."

The four nodded and got up and walked out the door.

"Brother, let's scan from top to bottom today, we just got to the fifth floor yesterday and assembled."

"good idea!"

"Brother, at our speed, the building will be painted within two days, what should we do if it is swollen?"

"Idiot, it's not like our apartment is the only one in G University, doesn't it know how to expand outward!"

"... Goodbye, big brother!"

A few minutes later, four teenagers in camouflage uniforms stood in front of the instructor's dormitory 101 on the first floor. The four of them looked at each other and opened the door of 101 lightly.The four of them gently closed their eyes and took a deep breath, then opened them, "Get up, get up, don't sleep anymore, if you don't get up again, we'll splash you with water. Get up, get up, don't sleep again, and if you don't get up, we'll use water I'm here to splash you..." A line of rhythmic wake-up songs echoed infinitely in 101.

The four instructors in Room 101 quickly opened their eyes and rolled over the bed. At the same time, the four teenagers turned around and rushed out.

"Damn, why didn't you tell me this is the instructor's dormitory!"

"Boss, we don't know either."

"It's over, it's over, do you think the instructor saw our faces?"

"I think should not be?"

"Boss, shall we still brush today?"

"Shut up! Hurry up and burn three sticks of incense, and pray that the instructor doesn't see us, that's the right way!"

At this time, the four instructors who were woken up were standing barefoot on the ground wearing vests and boxers, staring at each other. They regretted that they didn't see the faces of the four people clearly just now, and it was impossible to chase them out if they were dressed like this, otherwise the instructors would Lost face.It's just that the bottom of my heart is still aggrieved, thinking that they have led several batches of students, and this is the first time they have been woken up by students in this way. In the past, when the group of people who were not blown by them were willing to get up?what is this?Is the feng shui turning?

Of course, they weren't the only ones who were aggrieved, Instructor Yan was also aggrieved, since he punished Su Chenyi, he hadn't had a day of comfort, it was nothing more than being haunted by resentment all day long, even the other instructors followed him.Said that he was too inhumane and punished the students indiscriminately, causing their students to suffer as well.

You said to trouble Su Chenyi, but that kid obediently folded the quilt according to his instructions every day, did not do anything against discipline, and did not make mistakes during training; you said to end the punishment, but he is a dignified instructor, saying If you go out, is there any reason to take back the water you poured out?Otherwise, what is his majesty in the eyes of the students in this class?

Therefore, Instructor Yan is under tremendous pressure to train every day. It is not easy to be an instructor these days, and it is even more difficult to be a qualified and good instructor!Counting on his fingers, the week of punishing Su Chenyi was over, thinking that he would be comfortable in the future, but four instructors from other classes aggressively kicked open the door of his dormitory.

"Instructor Yan, how long is your punishment? Today, the students came to our dormitory to copy the dungeon. Are you going to finish it?"

Instructor Yan paused for putting on his hat, and he silently turned his head to look at the four people at the door, "Isn't yesterday already over?"

"End the peat! Why are you still like this after it's over? You say you, you can just punish the students if they make mistakes, as for being so harsh? If you punish them, you will be punished, and we will not live in peace. What are you trying to do! "

"Did I count wrong?" Instructor Yan frowned, then seriously lowered his head and counted with his fingers. Just when the faces of the four people at the door were about to cramp, Instructor Yan raised his head and said with certainty, "It really ended yesterday!"

Fuck!The fourth instructor's eyes were fierce, and his fists were clenched.

"What?" Instructor Yan raised his eyebrows, "Want to practice?"

The four of them took a step back in unison. In the army, who didn't know that the surnamed Yan was famously powerful. Even if the four of them fought together, they might not be able to defeat him.

So the four of them glared at Instructor Yan viciously and said harshly, "If it's still like this tomorrow, don't blame us for forming a team to attack you!" The four of them couldn't fight with one hand, but ten of them should be able to beat it!

Instructor Yan pursed his lips and turned his head to continue adjusting his hat. The three instructors who slept with him sighed and shook their heads and left the dormitory.These days, corporal punishment needs to be cautious!

In the G playground, green squares are lined up neatly, and the instructors of each class are conducting the most basic training every day.Instructor Yan silently glanced at the students under him and said in a deep voice, "No. 302, Room [-], come out!"

"Yes!" Su Chenyi responded and trotted out of the team, then stood at attention in front of Instructor Yan, every movement was extremely standard, so that Instructor Yan couldn't find any faults.

"Are you going to make the quilt again today?"

"Yes, Instructor!"

Instructor Yan frowned, took a deep breath and smiled softly: "Didn't you say that the week is over? Why did you go again today?"

"Did the instructor say one week?" Su Chenyi was at a loss.

"No?" Instructor Yan gritted his teeth, "Don't tell me you didn't hear what I said within a week from that day!"

"Reporting to the instructor, what you said that day is that I will be in charge of quilts 301-310 from today, and they must be folded into the most standard tofu teaching

official! "

"is it?"

"Yes, instructor!" Su Chenyi said loudly, "All the students in the class can testify for me!"

"Is that so?" Instructor Yan looked at everyone.

Everyone should: "Yes instructor!"

Su Chenyi blinked innocently, "Instructor, why are you so swollen that you forgot what you said?"

"……"Holy crap!This kid did it on purpose!It must be on purpose!He is not seventy or eighty, how could he even forget what he said?And the group of boys below did it on purpose too, right?They were so relieved that someone made the quilt for them every day, and they dared to join forces to deceive him, and let him be as majestic as an instructor!

"Instructor, if you don't believe it, you can ask the students in the next class, they can also testify."

"Shut up!" Instructor Yan yelled, "Whether I said it or not, anyway, from tomorrow onwards, you don't have to make the quilt anymore, understand?"

"This is not good," Su Chenyi looked puzzled, "Won't I ruin the reputation of the instructor? Instructor, I am under a lot of pressure."

"This is an order!"

"Yes!" Su Chenyi stood up and stood up, "Follow the instructions of the instructor!"

What a crime, the instructor in the next class shook his head and sighed, and walked up to Instructor Yan and patted him on the shoulder, "Such an obedient student will be punished, Instructor Yan, you are really a sinner."

"..."

It's too sinful, the instructor sighed and returned to the front of the team.

Instructor Yan's face turned black and white, and after trying to calm down, he waved to Su Chenyi wearily, "Get in."

"Yes, instructor!" Su Chenyi turned his head with a smug face, "There will be a bright future!"