The president is dying every day

Ren Chuan took Jiang Huan's examination results and was blocked at the door of the operating room by a group of urban reporters.

"May I ask if you intend to hype?"

"What makes you believe that men have children?"

"Did you ever think that you would become popular in this way?"

"Can you talk about your thoughts at this moment?"

The ambulance drove fast, and the news of the man's birth spread like wings.

As soon as Jiang Huan entered the operating room, the reporters came behind him.

Ren Chuan no longer knew what mood he should be in, let alone what expression to use to face the camera, "I..."

Seeing that he seemed to have something to say, the reporters all handed over their microphones.

The microphone was at his mouth, but Ren Chuan stopped talking, unbuttoned his coat one by one, and took off the coat on his body.

The reporters looked forward to it even more, and blocked the microphone to his mouth.

Ren Chuan looked at the reporters present, held a McCann to test the sound, "I want to say..."

All recording equipment was turned on and aimed at him.

"...I jumped from the window of this hospital three times, and today will be the fourth time."

Two minutes later, the corridor was in chaos. Ren Chuan was holding on to the window sill, trying to jump, while the reporters wailed, grabbing his clothes, "Don't jump! At least you can dance after the live broadcast is recorded!"

There are also reporters working diligently to report, "Eating a big stomach, bleeding from hemorrhoids, but being treated as a man to give birth, is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality, please let our reporters go to the underworld to continue to follow up and report for you!"

Jiang Huan was pushed out from the operating room, lying on the bed with pouted buttocks, looking at his bedside, Zhu Kaifeng was eating oranges slowly.

Jiang Huan covered his buttocks and roared, "Why you!"

Huangfu Tieniu!His rival!

Zhu Kaifeng glanced at him, "Your husband is still sitting on the window sill and refuses to come down, Cui Minghao is undergoing surgery, and your father-in-law is in the hospital, so I am the only one who can come and watch you."

Jiang Huan slapped the hospital bed violently, "You just came to see my joke!"

Of course Zhu Kaifeng came to see the joke, otherwise why would he come here, "Yes, I'm here to laugh at you."

"I knew it!" Jiang Huan stared at him fiercely, "Even if I can't bear a son, Cuihua can't belong to you!"

Zhu Kaifeng choked, "You call Chuaner Cuihua? Didn't he beat you up?"

"Cuihua is not a name you can call!" Jiang Huan was about to die of anger, "You don't want to break us up!"

Zhu Kaifeng knew that if he believed in a man's miscarriage, he must have a bad brain, but he didn't expect Jiang Huan's brain to be so bad.

"I..." He stood up, "I'll go find Chuan'er and come back to watch you."

"Come back!" Jiang Huan was furious, "You are not allowed to see him!"

I wish Kaifeng walked faster, "I think you are a bit abnormal..."

Jiang Huan struggled to get off the hospital bed, but his butt was not strong enough. Before he could take two steps, he fell to the ground with a slap, and the flying slippers hit the infusion pole, which fell down and hit the vase , The vase slammed on Jiang Huan's head again because of the chain reaction.

Zhu Kaifeng: "..."

This has nothing to do with him!

Jiang Huan, who was hit by the vase, was dizzy for a while, and what happened in the past few days was replaying in his mind like a revolving lantern.

Li Tiezhu and Cuihua...

baby and pig...

Take Ren Chuan for a ride on a tractor...

Driving a tractor to a 4S shop for car repairs...

man pregnant...

And the fucking miscarriage...

This series of shocks was really too great, making him completely dumbfounded like a stormy sea.

Jiang Huan lay on the ground with an extremely ugly expression on his face.

Ren Chuan...

to kill him...

It so happened that at this time, Zhu Kaifeng dragged Ren Chuan back to the ward, "Look at your husband, I think he must be a little abnormal..."

Ren Chuan didn't want to see Jiang Huan at all, "He's going to be a ghost now that he's normal."

Zhu Kaifeng didn't believe it. Seeing Jiang Huan lying on the ground, he was a little dazed, and asked him, "Are you normal?"

Jiang Huan was at a loss for words for a while, and didn't know how to answer, "Am I normal...or abnormal?"

Zhu Kaifeng: "..."

Ren Chuan realized something, and a dangerous smile appeared on his face, "Remember?"

"What are you thinking?" Jiang Huan pretended to be stupid, "I am still immersed in the grief of losing my child and cannot extricate myself."

Ren Chuan picked up the infusion stick casually, weighed it twice in his hand, "The one surnamed Jiang..."

Jiang Huan couldn't see well, so he quickly got up from the ground, trembling and backing away, "I just had a miscarriage! You can't do this to me! Don't come here...I'll tell you to the Women's Association...Don't come here..."

Ren Chuan waved the infusion pole and swept across, roaring, "Get out of here and seek death!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Jiang Huan ran away, "Help—! Killed—!"

Ren Chuan chased after him with the infusion pole on his shoulders, "Stop for me—!"

Zhu Kaifeng watched all this happen in a daze, took out his mobile phone, aimed at the two of them, and started the live broadcast, "Boys, double-click 666 to show you the latest follow-up of the man's miscarriage. "

"Stop, stop!" After being hunted down for more than an hour, Jiang Huan couldn't run anymore, put his hands on his knees, panting heavily, "I'm tired..."

Carrying the infusion pole, Ren Chuan was also exhausted, pointing to his feet, "You, get over here and kneel down by yourself."

Not Jiang Huan, "...then I can still run another 800 meters."

"Fuck..." Ren Chuan couldn't run anymore, he was already paralyzed from exhaustion, "I can't do it anymore."

"Domestic violence is not advisable." Jiang Huan took the opportunity to snatch the infusion pole from his hand, and bumped him on the shoulder, "Let's go, my husband treats you to something delicious."

They didn't know where they went. It was already late at night, and looking around, it seemed that there was only one KFC open 24 hours.

Jiang Huan carried the infusion pole, took Ren Chuan's hand, and took him to KFC to eat.

Ren Chuan sat in his seat and didn't want to move, "Give me a grilled chicken wing."

"Let's eat ice cream." Jiang Huan was premeditated, "Look at your sweat from running, eat some ice cream to cool off."

"No." Ren Chuan refused to eat ice cream, "I want to eat grilled chicken wings."

"Ice cream!"

“Grilled Chicken Wings!”

"Ice cream!"

“Grilled Chicken Wings!”

……

Jiang Huan really couldn't compete with Ren Chuan, so he went to the ordering counter, ordered two grilled chicken wings, and took out an origami ring from his pocket, "Can you think of a way to stuff this ring into the grilled chicken wings for me?" what?"

waiter:"……"

Jiang Huan came back with grilled chicken wings, Ren Chuan still hated his speed, "I want two grilled chicken wings, why have you been there for so long?"

"Then what..." Jiang Huankou said without hesitation, "I just don't have chicken wings, so I killed them now..."

Ren Chuan: "..."

He exhaled through his nasal cavity and took a bite of the chicken wing viciously, "Don't think that if you buy me grilled chicken wings, I will forgive you. When I rest well, I will beat you the same way!"

Jiang Huanxin said, so I stuffed a ring in your grilled chicken wings, I don't believe you still beat me up after I proposed!

He was even a little complacent. In terms of survival, no one could compare to Mr. Jiang!

Ren Chuan ate the two grilled chicken wings in one go, touched his stomach, and burped, "Hi-er!"

Jiang Huan: "!!!"

He looked at the bones on the table in shock, then at Ren Chuan, "Didn't you eat anything else?"

Ren Chuan was still wondering, "What did you eat?"

This time it was Jiang Huan's turn to suffocate. Although the ring was not made of metal but paper, it seemed that he would not be able to eat it!

Ren Chuan rolled up his sleeves, "Okay, come here, kneel..."

Seeing that he was about to be beaten again, Jiang Huan stopped immediately, "Wait!"

Ren Chuan frowned, "What's wrong with you?"

Jiang Huan looked at the sky and the earth, "Then what... I think you still need to eat grilled chicken wings."

Ren Chuan: "..."

Jiang Huan rushed to the ordering counter, folded ten rings on the spot with the paper menu, and looked at the waiter, "I want ten grilled chicken wings."

waiter:"……"

Jiang Huan came back with grilled chicken wings, and this time he specifically told Ren Chuan, "Eat carefully, eat slowly, and don't gobble it up."

Ren Chuan's hand reaching for the grilled chicken wings froze in mid-air, "Are you poisoned?"

Jiang Huan: "..."

"No!" Jiang Huan couldn't help shouting, "Why am I poisoning you!"

Ren Chuan stared at him closely, "You eat one first."

Jiang Huan: "..."

"I..." He frantically made excuses, "I just had hemorrhoid surgery, so it's not suitable for me to eat..."

"You can't run just after the operation, you can't walk like flying!" Ren Chuan quit, and slammed the table, "Eat!"

Jiang Huan had no choice but to reach out to the grilled chicken wings, picked up one and carefully took a bite, "Look...it's not poisonous..."

Ren Chuan stared at him closely, as if he was a supervisor, "Eat that one!"

Jiang Huan: "..."

Jiang Huan almost choked to death on the ring inside the chicken wing, and swallowed it with all his might, suppressing his painful expression, "I'm done eating, it's your turn."

"Pack it up and go home." Ren Chuan stopped eating, "I can't eat anymore."

"No!" Jiang Huan slammed the table, "You must eat!"

"Why!" Ren Chuan couldn't help shouting, "Let me eat when I can't eat anymore! Do you love me or not!"

"I..." Jiang Huanxin said that if you don't eat, how can I propose? If I don't propose, I will still be beaten. "It's because I love you so much that I want you to eat."

Ren Chuan: "I..."

"Think about when we pretended to be sick and were hospitalized." Jiang Huan began to reason with emotion, "You are poor and I am poor too. A roasted chicken wing is shared between the two of us. At that time, I swore that I would definitely I want you to eat grilled chicken wings until you are full!"

He pointed to the grilled chicken wings on the table, "These grilled chicken wings are my deep love for you!"

Ren Chuan: "..."

It's so far-fetched.

Forget it, Ren Chuan picked up a grilled chicken wing, "Okay, I'll eat it."

"Eat slowly." Jiang Huan told him, "If you eat anything strange, you must spit it out."

"Is there something strange in the grilled chicken wings..." Ren Chuan just took a bite, and the next second he noticed something was wrong.

Jiang Huan looked at him more and more expectantly.

However, Ren Chuan chewed it twice before swallowing it.

Jiang Huan: "..."

Ren Chuan was still wondering why he had a look of lovelessness, and picked up the next grilled chicken wing, "What's wrong?"

This time he was smart enough to tear apart the grilled chicken wings and finally found the ring hidden inside.

However, the ring made of paper is wrapped in greasy chicken, and the surface is full of oil spots, which looks really bad.

Ren Chuan: "..."

Jiang Huan knelt down on one knee in KFC, "Ren Chuan, marry me."

After confessing his love in the pigsty, Mr. Jiang proposed to KFC again.

"I don't!" Ren Chuan roared, "Get lost!"

His imaginary romantic proposal!What a big diamond ring!Where are the roses!What about the waltz!

"Don't!" Jiang Huan chased after him, "You try it on! I folded it according to your size!"

Ren Chuan walked ahead like flying, "Get out! I don't agree!"

"I'm sincere!"

"roll!"

"Try it!"

"Go away!"

"Ren Chuan!"

"roll roll roll--!"