The president is dying every day

Jiang Huan thought about it, why didn't Ren Chuan agree to his proposal?

It must be because the ring is not working.

So he took out the ring inlaid with two billion pink diamonds from the bank.

Needless to say, the [-] million ring is different.

You have to hold it with your hands, or you will lose it if you are not careful.

If he lost it, let alone a marriage proposal, even a burial, it would be impossible for Ren Chuan to be with him.

KFC's marriage proposal failed.

Jiang Huan began to plan for the Nth marriage proposal.

In the evening, Ren Chuan clamored for supper and rolled on the sofa, "I want to eat! Ahhh! I want to eat! I want to eat!"

The light bulb on Jiang Huan's head dinged, and he pretended to be helpless, rolled up his sleeves and walked into the kitchen, "Just this time! Let me tell you! I'm in charge of this family..."

Before he finished speaking, he watched Ren Chuan stare at him with "kill you" eyes.

Jiang Huan swallowed all the words that came to his lips.

Men have to follow their hearts!

"You have the final say." Jiang Huan smiled flatteringly, as if he was a little eunuch next to the Empress Dowager, "Of course it's the wife who has the final say!"

Ren Chuan snorted noblely and coldly, and turned to look at his mobile phone.

A man has to clean up, he doesn't know his family status if he doesn't clean up!

I think you are a little bit drifting!

Jiang Huan walked into the kitchen, took out a bag of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles, and boiled the noodles.

Then he took out the pink diamond ring from his pocket and threw it into the noodle bowl with a whoosh.

He had already imagined that Ren Chuan took out the ring from the noodle soup after eating the noodles, his eyes were full of emotion, and he was crying bitterly.

He picked up the noodle bowl like a dog and brought it to Ren Chuan, "Here comes the supper—!"

When Ren Chuan saw that it was instant noodles, his eyes were full of disappointment, "Just give me instant noodles!"

He twisted his head, "I won't eat!"

Jiang Huan: "..."

He was holding the instant noodles as if offering an offering, "...this is not ordinary instant noodles."

Jiang Huan solemnly introduced in the voice of the anchor of the news network, "The noodles are old sauerkraut beef noodles shipped from Chengdu, the ham sausages are shipped from Shandong and passed by Shaanxi, and even the pot is made from Shanghai and passed Hangzhou. pot."

He concluded, "This is no ordinary instant noodle."

Ren Chuan: "..."

Do you want me to look at you with disappointment?

Ren Chuan was furious, "If I want to eat supper, you can fool me with instant noodles! Sure enough, I don't love you anymore! Dog man! Break up!"

Jiang Huan: "!!!"

Talk about breaking up before asking for marriage? !

Love will disappear, right!

Jiang Huan fell to his knees with a plop, holding instant noodles in both hands, with sincerity written all over his face, "I was wrong, take a bite."

Ren Chuan: "???"

How did things get to the point of kneeling down?

Why can't he understand it?

Did he skip something important?

Not to mention kneeling, you can just kowtow. Jiang Huan knelt on the ground and walked in front of Ren Chuan, "Take one bite, just one bite."

After a pause, he remembered that he only took one bite and couldn't find the ring under the noodle bowl, so he quickly changed his words, "No, no, take two more bites, two more bites."

Ren Chuan doesn't eat instant noodles, "I don't! I want to eat crayfish! Spicy!"

Jiang Huan was in a stalemate with him, "After eating instant noodles, eat crayfish!"

Ren Chuan didn't do it anymore, "How can I eat crayfish after eating instant noodles!"

Jiang Huan scratched his neck and shouted, "Did I give you face—!"

Ren Chuan looked at him in shock.

How dare a dog man talk to him like that? !

Ren Chuan's temper suddenly flared up. He picked up the noodle bowl, walked to the bathroom with a bang, threw the bowl into the toilet, and pressed the flush button swiftly.

Jiang Huan, who had no time to stop him: "..."

You don't want to know that you just rushed down two hundred million.

Jiang Huan didn't know what to say anymore, Erkang's hand that was outstretched hadn't been retracted yet, his heartache was so extreme that his expression was distorted, "...you're kind of a prodigal."

Ren Chuan: "..."

The dog man not only murdered him, but also called him a prodigal!

Ren Chuan immediately packed his luggage, pushed the door with the suitcase and left, "You go there alone! Goodbye!"

Jiang Huan: "..."

He was caught in a dilemma, should he salvage the ring?Or go after his wife?

Ren Chuan took a taxi to Cui Minghao's house, and Zhu Kaifeng called Zhu Kaifeng on the phone, and the three friends started a hot chat mode, and even ordered hot pot takeaway.

Ren Chuan finally felt at ease when he smelled the spicy and delicious smell of the hot pot. He drank Wangzai's milk and complained to the two, "I can't live with Jiang Huan anymore!"

Cui Minghao looked at Zhu Kaifeng, "When was the last time he said that?"

Zhu Kaifeng picked up the phone and checked the message records, "The last time was two days ago."

Cui Minghao looked at Ren Chuan, "On average once every two days, don't you think you should reflect on it?"

Ren Chuan was puzzled, "What am I reflecting on?"

Cui Minghao pushed his glasses, and diagnosed: "The frequency of my uncle is too frequent, which affects the couple's night life."

"I'm not a great uncle!" Ren Chuan stretched his chopsticks towards the hairy belly in the pot, "It's all because the dog man is too dog!"

Before his chopsticks touched his hairy belly, Cui Minghao caught him.

Cui Minghao looked at him coldly, "Are you sure to move?"

Ren Chuan blinked his eyes and acted cute, "Aren't I your favorite kitten?"

Cui Minghao looked at Zhu Kaifeng, "Tell him what he should eat."

Zhu Kaifeng directly picked up a white radish and handed it to him, "Chew it."

Ren Chuan: "..."

His expression was a little stiff, and he barely moved the corner of his mouth, "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

Zhu Kaifeng handed him another box of miso, "You can also dip it in some miso."

Ren Chuan holding a white radish: "..."

Do I have to look at you with disappointment?

Cui Minghao and Zhu Kaifeng were busily rinsing hairy belly and eating hot pot. Ren Chuan sat on the side, holding a white radish in his hand, gnawed a bit aggrieved, and looked at Faxiao from time to time, "Take a bite of hairy belly , I want to see the hairy belly..."

Cui Minghao glared at him, "Do you have an order!"

Ren Chuan cried, he was so wronged.

He immediately went home with his luggage. Damn it, I can't take the two little ones anymore!

Jiang Huan sent the salvage team away, holding the lost and recovered pink diamond ring, not knowing what mood he should be in.

The salvage team met and left, discussing, "Tsk tsk tsk, we really don't know what rich people think."

"That's right, it's impossible for me to wipe my buttocks with the hand that wears [-] million yuan."

"I don't know what kind of experience it is to wipe my buttocks with the hands of [-] million people."

"I'm going to know how to write about it today, and I feel like I've fished out [-] million yuan from the sewer!"

Jiang Huan: "..."

Can you keep your voice down and treat him as deaf?

Ren Chuan just came back at this time, he looked puzzled at the salvage team passing by, then looked at Jiang Huan, "..."

He hesitated a bit, "For a bowl of instant noodles... are you worth it?"

Jiang Huan: "..."

Ren Chuan asked him again, "Did you fish it out?"

Jiang Huan nodded stiffly, "It's fished out..."

Ren Chuan stared at the brown mark on the corner of his mouth, hesitated for a long time, "..."

Some men just lose it if they can't.

Jiang Huan, who had just eaten chocolate, "..."

Ren Chuan screamed, "Don't kiss me in your life!"

Jiang Huan tried to explain clearly, "It's not that you listen to my explanation..."

"Go away! Don't speak!"

"I didn't eat shit!"

"You still say it openly!"

"I really didn't eat shit!"

"Heaven! Earth! Help me!"

……

Jiang Huan couldn't even get on the bed, so he was reduced to squeeze into the kennel with the baby.

Baby looked at him helplessly, "..."

Jiang Huan was aggrieved, "You don't despise me too, do you?"

Baby sighed heavily and turned his head away.

It pays so much for this home.

Jiang Huan looked at the baby, and the light bulb on the top of his head lit up again with a bang.

You can ask the baby to give the ring to Ren Chuan!

Jiang Huan touched Baby's head, "Baby..."

Baby looked at him with disgust, "..."

Jiang Huan talked all kinds of things, but he finally got the baby to hold the ring in his mouth.

Baby pushed open the door of the master bedroom and walked in.

Jiang Huan was waiting at the door, as long as Ren Chuan uttered a cry of surprise, he would rush in and kneel down on one knee to propose.

1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes...

half an hour...

One hour……

Jiang Huan's feet were about to stand numb, he couldn't bear it anymore and pushed open the bedroom door, only to find that Ren Chuan was already asleep with his baby in his arms.

Jiang Huan: "..."

He roared, "Where's the ring—!"

Ren Chuan was woken up by his voice, terrified, sat up, "What ring?"

Jiang Huan searched up and down, threw the quilt needles on the ground, picked up the baby's head, and opened its mouth.

But the pink diamond ring just disappeared.

Jiang Huan's eyes fell on the baby's stomach.

It was somewhat sudden.

In the evening, I have to take the baby to the pet hospital.

The doctor took an X-ray of the baby, confirmed that the pink diamond ring was in its stomach, and prescribed some laxatives, "Wait for it to be pulled out, if it can't be pulled out, it will have to be operated on."

Jiang Huan silently looked at the laxative in his hand.

Was the pink diamond ring cursed?

Why can't we do without shit?

The next two days went like this.

When Jiang Huan was walking the dog in the morning and evening, as long as the baby pulled it, he would rush up, pick it up, and lean in front of him, carefully looking for a ring inside.

Ren Chuan was standing upstairs, looking through the window, watching Jiang Huan pick up the shit and put it in front of him, "..."

Does the world of adults have to bear such exhaustion?

When Jiang Huan finally found the pink diamond ring in the shit, he almost cried.

Lost and found!

After experiencing Waterloo twice, Jiang Huan decided not to mess around again.

He learned from the experience on the Internet, took Ren Chuan and invited a group of relatives and friends to eat at Finney's restaurant. When the music started, all the waiters in the restaurant jumped up and shouted, "Marryhim!"

He knelt down on one knee and handed out a pink diamond ring to Ren Chuan, "Will you marry me?"

Ren Chuan looked at the pink diamond ring, then at Jiang Huan, "... tell me where did you find this ring?"

Jiang Huan: "..."

So flustered.

He ignored the question and avoided talking about it, "Marry me!"

"Tell me where you found it first!"

"Don't run away! Marry me!"

"In shit?!"

"It doesn't matter where you find it! The important thing is to marry me!"

"Get lost! I will never wear this ring in my life!"

"Ren Chuan!"

"Go away to me—!"

Cui Minghao who was invited to dinner looked at Zhu Kaifeng, Zhu Kaifeng looked at Meng Chun, Meng Chun looked at Zhong Nian again, "..."

They toasted at the same time, "You should eat! You should drink!"

"Happy newlyweds! Eliminate harm for the people! Celebrate the whole world!"