Rebirth of Inescapable
Chapter 52
Song Bai's popularity in the village is quite high, he is a gentle and polite intellectual, and he treats people well, so everyone spontaneously raised money for him because of his illness, thinking that since Mr. Song came here to be a teacher, But he didn't ask for a penny, and I didn't see him wanting to spend anything other than getting some necessary daily necessities. This time something happened, and I had to help him both emotionally and rationally!
They also made up more than 300 yuan and handed it over to Wang Yang. Wang Yang was quite surprised. He didn't know how difficult it was for these hundreds of dollars. It only costs twenty yuan to sell it in the town. Everyone is so enthusiastic, which shows that Song Bai is usually very popular.
He put Song Bai into the donkey cart, because the mountain road behind was narrow, it would be difficult to walk if there were too many people, so he, Long Yu, and Wang Xiaofeng who wanted to go with him hurriedly set out on the road together.
After walking for more than an hour, the road came to an end, and the next step was a stepped mountain road, all of which had to be walked by people. Long Yu bid them farewell with the donkey, and Wang Yang picked up Song Bai on his back and continued on the road.
Song Bai was much lighter than he imagined, as if there was only one bone left in his whole body, so he didn't exert much effort and walked forward cautiously.
Wang Xiaofeng, who was supporting her at the back, suddenly asked, "Brother, why do you care so much about Teacher Song?"
"Isn't he an important guest in the village?"
"But my brother seemed surprised when he saw him. You must know Mr. Song, right? Mr. Song seems to know you too, but you all said you didn't know him."
Wang Yang was a little surprised at Wang Xiaofeng's sensitivity, but he didn't think Song Bai knew him, because they had never met... No, maybe Song Bai knew that person—the person he played.
Pursing his lips, Wang Yang said slowly: "I have a friend, and he also has a friend, but he died, and my friend is very sad."
"How did you die? Are you sick?"
"I heard it was jumping into the sea."
Wang Xiaofeng was startled, a little puzzled, "Why did he jump into the sea, did he owe someone money?"
"I don't know." Wang Yang still has no way to understand the thoughts of rich people. He has lived with Qiao Yi for more than a year. He has seen all kinds of weird scenes. He doubts that his psychological endurance has reached To the point of perversion.
I still remember that in the first month, Qiao Yi cut his wrist three times, took sleeping pills once, hit the wall... numerous times... an average of committing suicide once a week, going crazy once every three days, and being stupid once every two days. At that time, Wang Yang felt that he was crazy , he would sometimes look at himself stupidly, then cry, and then pinch himself, asking him, why did he do this!
I don't know how many times Wang Yang felt that he would be strangled to death by him, but he didn't have the right to refuse, the high salary and their coercion... Well, in fact, it was just being strangled. Will he let go of his hand and then caress him full of pity, cry and say sorry... Anyway, if he doesn't die, it's not a big deal. (This kid is unexpectedly stupid)
Gradually, he got used to this kind of getting along with each other, and gradually, Qiao Yi seemed to be quite normal. Although he would still go crazy from time to time, at least the number of suicides had gradually decreased a lot. Zhang Suyu concluded that he He is slowly forgetting about Song Bai.
In fact, Wang Yang has seen Qiao Yi talking to the air in the study countless times, as if that person is still alive. Sometimes Wang Yang thinks that his time seems to be running backwards, and he always makes some amazing things. It was unimaginable, as if Song Bai was still alive, once he even grabbed Wang Yang and said: I dreamed about him, he said he was very cold, there was no quilt, no heater, how can I bring things to him? !
etc!Speaking of which, Qiao Yi mentioned several times that he was sick, but why he couldn't find him?He has always thought it was Qiao Yi's imagination, even his psychiatrist thought so, saying that because he couldn't accept Song Bai's death, he slowly began to fantasize about a living Song Bai for comfort, but in fact it was just It's a mental split.
But now it seems that if this person is really that Song Bai, then everything Qiao Yi said before is likely to be true. According to the local doctor in the village, illness is commonplace for Song Bai, so Qiao Yi often suffers He pulled his hair and said that he had a fever and other nonsense, but looking at Song Bai's living conditions, it was really bad. Just like what Qiao Yi said, there was no quilt, no stove, nothing...
Everything fit together seamlessly as if two pieces of a jigsaw puzzle fit together seamlessly. Once Wang Yang thought about it this way, he was so surprised that he couldn't believe it. How can this be explained?If this is the case, why would Qiao Yi know the situation of Song Bai who is far away in the sky? He hasn't even gone out for more than a year!He has never seen anyone from outside, so he has no reason to know this!It's so weird!
"Brother? Brother!" Seeing that Wang Yang didn't respond for a long time, Wang Xiaofeng thought he was tired, "Do you want to take a break?"
"Ah? No need, it's important to see a doctor." Wang Yang regained consciousness, but his heart beat violently. He thought, if this is really the case, what should he do?Notify them?But Chen Zhi and the others didn't seem very happy to see this person. They had always said that he killed Qiao Yi, and putting him in front of Qiao Yi was really a good thing?
At this time, Wang Yang hesitated. He walked silently, thinking about many possibilities, and the more he thought about it, the more confused he became. In the end, his whole head hurt. He shook his head. Every time, Zhi would poke his forehead angrily and scold him for not being able to support him, not even Qi Yun's one finger.
What can he do? In essence, can they still hope that a person with an education level of elementary school can be compared with the person who has been called a genius since he was a child and wants to read all the books in the world?
Wang Yang pursed his lips, he didn't know how many times he had teased that person named Qi Yun, if he hadn't been so busy and read so many books, he wouldn't have been forced to learn this and that, and he would speak in a manner like the ancients Yes, the movements should be graceful, and he was even forced to learn French... Although he still can't even distinguish between French and English.
"Brother, you just said that your friend's friend died, so what should he do? He must be very sad." Wang Xiaofeng pulled his thoughts back again.
More than just being sad, Wang Yang didn't know how to describe Qiao Yi's extreme emotions. He felt that all the words and languages in the world couldn't describe it. He thought about it and said, "Well, I'm very sad."
"Then what does this have to do with Teacher Song?" The topic came back.
Wang Yang pursed his lips: "My friend's friend looks very similar to Mr. Song, so I was taken aback."
"Hey! Really? How similar!"
"It's like it was carved out of the same mold, um...but Mr. Song seems to be a little thinner than him. He is almost like a refugee now."
"So that's the case. No wonder you kept asking Mr. Song yesterday. How about it? Do you think it's the same person?"
Does what he said count?After all, everyone knew that Song Bai was dead, and this time another Song Bai appeared. What if it was just a coincidence?In the end, fetching water from the bamboo basket was in vain. Wouldn't Qiao Yi's illness that was gradually recovering be serious, and he wouldn't let Chen Zhi and the three of them strangle to death!
Thinking about it this way, Wang Yang became more certain, don't tell Qiao Yi and them yet, and discuss with Chen Zhi after the matter is clarified.
Not long after they had gone, something very bad happened to them, and it started to rain.
No one expected that it would rain at this time. Wang Yang looked at the sky and the dark clouds, and suddenly felt very bad. Everyone in the mountains knows that mountain roads are very difficult to walk on rainy days. The mountain road itself is very narrow. Going down the steps was already very strenuous, but now the road has become muddy and slippery, and if you are not careful, you may turn down the mountain, so the two of them raised their spirits, even if this is the case, Song Bai still can't take it anymore Well, once the rain falls, how can he still survive!
Wang Yang directly took off his coat and covered him, squinted his eyes to find the way, and moved forward with great effort.
The surroundings soon became dark, there was no lighting here, Wang Yang and Wang Xiaofeng could only rely on their memory, and walked in the dark. It was very difficult to walk all the way, Wang Yang felt that Song Bai's breathing became more and more rapid, The breath sprayed on his neck was like steam, and several times he felt that Song Bai was going to die, so frightened that his heart almost jumped out of his throat.
The rain was getting heavier and heavier. At this time, Wang Yang was already out of breath. The rain water was pouring on his body and it was freezing cold, and his clothes were heavy. Under the pressure of the water, Song Bai, who was originally less than one hundred catties, became a heavy burden. Every step he took became very difficult, so that he accidentally slipped at a corner and threw Song Bai out.
This frightened the two brothers and sisters. Wang Yang didn't care that his forehead was broken. He got up with his hands and feet and rushed down. There were many and sharp rocks on the ground. The injury came.
"Hey! Hey! Where are you, Mr. Song!" Wang Yang shouted at the top of his voice. He was greeted with a sense of fear. What should he do if something happened to him?Besides the people in the village, there is also him...
"Brother...Brother! Here...here!" Wang Xiaofeng yelled in fear from the other side. Wang Yang ran over in a hurry, but saw Song Bai lying on the ground in a very strange posture like a discarded puppet. In the past, as soon as he touched it, the hot and sticky feeling immediately proved the fact that Song Bai was injured, rather, it was very serious.
Wang Yang trembled his hands, without even thinking about it, he carried Song Bai on his back and ran down. At that time, his mind was blank, and his only thought was - he must be saved!
Fortunately, they had almost reached the foot of the mountain at that time, and they arrived in the town not long after. Today was New Year's Eve, and there were no people on the street. Wang Yang was running crazily. When he saw a motorcycle passing by, he directly He rushed forward: "Hospital! Please, hospital!"
The uncle was taken aback by Wang Yang. Seeing him carrying an unconscious person on his back in embarrassment, the uncle hurriedly removed the things from the car seat, "Little girl, help me watch, uncle will take them to the hospital first."
Panting, Wang Xiaofeng nodded, watching their backs disappear into the rain.
This day seems to be the longest night that Wang Yang has encountered in so many years.
When he arrived at the hospital, he found out that because of the fall just now, the coat he had put on Song Bai was also missing, and all his money, cards, mobile phones and other things were all in his pockets, and he didn't even There is no registered money.
Xing'er's kind-hearted uncle went straight to the bed without further ado, and Song Bai was sent to the emergency room. At the same time, there was another news that a landslide ahead cut off the main traffic road between the county town and the outside world!
Soon the hospital became busy, and more and more injured patients were brought in, casting a shadow over what was supposed to be a reunion night.
When Wang Xiaofeng arrived, he saw the doctor in charge said blankly, "Are any of you with type AB RH negative blood?"
"what?"
"The patient lost too much blood and had to be transfused immediately, but there is no such blood in the hospital's blood bank for the time being."
Wang Yang's mind went blank, and he repeated with his mouth open: "What... mean?"
"This type of blood type is relatively rare, and emergency treatment has been done now, but if there is no timely blood transfusion within three hours, the patient's life will be in danger."
"Then lose! My, my AB type..."
"Please go and test it with the nurse." Seemingly used to this kind of scene, the doctor didn't have much emotional ups and downs, and turned around to start dealing with a new batch of injured patients.
The hospital was severely understaffed, and there were more and more injured people. No one could take care of Song Bai anymore. When he learned that none of them were RH negative, Wang Yang felt powerless. He walked back and forth anxiously, but there was nothing he could do.
The hospitals in the county town were too small after all, Wang Xiaofeng was so anxious that she burst into tears, and grabbed Wang Yang's hand, "Ms. Song is all right, is he all right!"
"There is news that the XX Hospital in City A closest to us has this kind of blood source, but the national road we are going to now has collapsed and it is impossible to get through." The doctor said, "We have already contacted there and asked them to find a way to get it The blood source turned around."
"Need...how long?"
The doctor was silent for a while, "Conservative estimate, it will take more than five hours." It is only if there is no trouble in the middle.
Wang Yang's eyes deepened, five hours...it must be so cold!
He stood up suddenly and walked towards the service desk.
Wang Yang only remembered one phone number - Song Bai's previous phone number.
The author has something to say: Tomorrow morning there will be a special episode about the encounter between Xiao Qiao and Song Bai ten years ago. At that time, Xiao Qiao went south to study, Song Bai had not changed his name, and left home to wander north. They had a first meeting, but Xiao Qiao couldn't remember the child who had saved him at all.
Because it's an extra episode, you can watch it or not~
The following free mini-theater, as Ms. Shake M said, if the text is abused, then watch the mini-theatre to heal~
Small Theater 16
The teacher who taught Qiao Yi physics in college was a wonderful flower. One day when the teacher talked about radioactive elements, he said seriously and seriously: Radioactive elements are very dangerous, you humans must stay away from them! !
Small Theater 17
Ayu has always paid the water and electricity bills at home. Later, Ayu quit because of Qiao Yi, so Qiao Yi happily went to the bank to pay the water bills.
After paying the money, the person in the bank said: You don't have enough money, here is a second page, and you have to pay this one too.
Qiao Yi: What is the second page?
Staff: Sewage fee.
Qiao Yi: Our family never drinks sewage.
staff member:……
Small Theater 18
A newly appointed senior colonel wearing a new uniform inspected the troops and came to the newly enlisted Liu Fei.
Colonel: Hey, boy, look up, well, now you can shake my hand.That way you can write to your father and say you've shaken the colonel's hand.Your dad must be proud of you.But, by the way, what does your dad do?
Liu Fei: Report to the chief, my dad is the commander of the army.
They also made up more than 300 yuan and handed it over to Wang Yang. Wang Yang was quite surprised. He didn't know how difficult it was for these hundreds of dollars. It only costs twenty yuan to sell it in the town. Everyone is so enthusiastic, which shows that Song Bai is usually very popular.
He put Song Bai into the donkey cart, because the mountain road behind was narrow, it would be difficult to walk if there were too many people, so he, Long Yu, and Wang Xiaofeng who wanted to go with him hurriedly set out on the road together.
After walking for more than an hour, the road came to an end, and the next step was a stepped mountain road, all of which had to be walked by people. Long Yu bid them farewell with the donkey, and Wang Yang picked up Song Bai on his back and continued on the road.
Song Bai was much lighter than he imagined, as if there was only one bone left in his whole body, so he didn't exert much effort and walked forward cautiously.
Wang Xiaofeng, who was supporting her at the back, suddenly asked, "Brother, why do you care so much about Teacher Song?"
"Isn't he an important guest in the village?"
"But my brother seemed surprised when he saw him. You must know Mr. Song, right? Mr. Song seems to know you too, but you all said you didn't know him."
Wang Yang was a little surprised at Wang Xiaofeng's sensitivity, but he didn't think Song Bai knew him, because they had never met... No, maybe Song Bai knew that person—the person he played.
Pursing his lips, Wang Yang said slowly: "I have a friend, and he also has a friend, but he died, and my friend is very sad."
"How did you die? Are you sick?"
"I heard it was jumping into the sea."
Wang Xiaofeng was startled, a little puzzled, "Why did he jump into the sea, did he owe someone money?"
"I don't know." Wang Yang still has no way to understand the thoughts of rich people. He has lived with Qiao Yi for more than a year. He has seen all kinds of weird scenes. He doubts that his psychological endurance has reached To the point of perversion.
I still remember that in the first month, Qiao Yi cut his wrist three times, took sleeping pills once, hit the wall... numerous times... an average of committing suicide once a week, going crazy once every three days, and being stupid once every two days. At that time, Wang Yang felt that he was crazy , he would sometimes look at himself stupidly, then cry, and then pinch himself, asking him, why did he do this!
I don't know how many times Wang Yang felt that he would be strangled to death by him, but he didn't have the right to refuse, the high salary and their coercion... Well, in fact, it was just being strangled. Will he let go of his hand and then caress him full of pity, cry and say sorry... Anyway, if he doesn't die, it's not a big deal. (This kid is unexpectedly stupid)
Gradually, he got used to this kind of getting along with each other, and gradually, Qiao Yi seemed to be quite normal. Although he would still go crazy from time to time, at least the number of suicides had gradually decreased a lot. Zhang Suyu concluded that he He is slowly forgetting about Song Bai.
In fact, Wang Yang has seen Qiao Yi talking to the air in the study countless times, as if that person is still alive. Sometimes Wang Yang thinks that his time seems to be running backwards, and he always makes some amazing things. It was unimaginable, as if Song Bai was still alive, once he even grabbed Wang Yang and said: I dreamed about him, he said he was very cold, there was no quilt, no heater, how can I bring things to him? !
etc!Speaking of which, Qiao Yi mentioned several times that he was sick, but why he couldn't find him?He has always thought it was Qiao Yi's imagination, even his psychiatrist thought so, saying that because he couldn't accept Song Bai's death, he slowly began to fantasize about a living Song Bai for comfort, but in fact it was just It's a mental split.
But now it seems that if this person is really that Song Bai, then everything Qiao Yi said before is likely to be true. According to the local doctor in the village, illness is commonplace for Song Bai, so Qiao Yi often suffers He pulled his hair and said that he had a fever and other nonsense, but looking at Song Bai's living conditions, it was really bad. Just like what Qiao Yi said, there was no quilt, no stove, nothing...
Everything fit together seamlessly as if two pieces of a jigsaw puzzle fit together seamlessly. Once Wang Yang thought about it this way, he was so surprised that he couldn't believe it. How can this be explained?If this is the case, why would Qiao Yi know the situation of Song Bai who is far away in the sky? He hasn't even gone out for more than a year!He has never seen anyone from outside, so he has no reason to know this!It's so weird!
"Brother? Brother!" Seeing that Wang Yang didn't respond for a long time, Wang Xiaofeng thought he was tired, "Do you want to take a break?"
"Ah? No need, it's important to see a doctor." Wang Yang regained consciousness, but his heart beat violently. He thought, if this is really the case, what should he do?Notify them?But Chen Zhi and the others didn't seem very happy to see this person. They had always said that he killed Qiao Yi, and putting him in front of Qiao Yi was really a good thing?
At this time, Wang Yang hesitated. He walked silently, thinking about many possibilities, and the more he thought about it, the more confused he became. In the end, his whole head hurt. He shook his head. Every time, Zhi would poke his forehead angrily and scold him for not being able to support him, not even Qi Yun's one finger.
What can he do? In essence, can they still hope that a person with an education level of elementary school can be compared with the person who has been called a genius since he was a child and wants to read all the books in the world?
Wang Yang pursed his lips, he didn't know how many times he had teased that person named Qi Yun, if he hadn't been so busy and read so many books, he wouldn't have been forced to learn this and that, and he would speak in a manner like the ancients Yes, the movements should be graceful, and he was even forced to learn French... Although he still can't even distinguish between French and English.
"Brother, you just said that your friend's friend died, so what should he do? He must be very sad." Wang Xiaofeng pulled his thoughts back again.
More than just being sad, Wang Yang didn't know how to describe Qiao Yi's extreme emotions. He felt that all the words and languages in the world couldn't describe it. He thought about it and said, "Well, I'm very sad."
"Then what does this have to do with Teacher Song?" The topic came back.
Wang Yang pursed his lips: "My friend's friend looks very similar to Mr. Song, so I was taken aback."
"Hey! Really? How similar!"
"It's like it was carved out of the same mold, um...but Mr. Song seems to be a little thinner than him. He is almost like a refugee now."
"So that's the case. No wonder you kept asking Mr. Song yesterday. How about it? Do you think it's the same person?"
Does what he said count?After all, everyone knew that Song Bai was dead, and this time another Song Bai appeared. What if it was just a coincidence?In the end, fetching water from the bamboo basket was in vain. Wouldn't Qiao Yi's illness that was gradually recovering be serious, and he wouldn't let Chen Zhi and the three of them strangle to death!
Thinking about it this way, Wang Yang became more certain, don't tell Qiao Yi and them yet, and discuss with Chen Zhi after the matter is clarified.
Not long after they had gone, something very bad happened to them, and it started to rain.
No one expected that it would rain at this time. Wang Yang looked at the sky and the dark clouds, and suddenly felt very bad. Everyone in the mountains knows that mountain roads are very difficult to walk on rainy days. The mountain road itself is very narrow. Going down the steps was already very strenuous, but now the road has become muddy and slippery, and if you are not careful, you may turn down the mountain, so the two of them raised their spirits, even if this is the case, Song Bai still can't take it anymore Well, once the rain falls, how can he still survive!
Wang Yang directly took off his coat and covered him, squinted his eyes to find the way, and moved forward with great effort.
The surroundings soon became dark, there was no lighting here, Wang Yang and Wang Xiaofeng could only rely on their memory, and walked in the dark. It was very difficult to walk all the way, Wang Yang felt that Song Bai's breathing became more and more rapid, The breath sprayed on his neck was like steam, and several times he felt that Song Bai was going to die, so frightened that his heart almost jumped out of his throat.
The rain was getting heavier and heavier. At this time, Wang Yang was already out of breath. The rain water was pouring on his body and it was freezing cold, and his clothes were heavy. Under the pressure of the water, Song Bai, who was originally less than one hundred catties, became a heavy burden. Every step he took became very difficult, so that he accidentally slipped at a corner and threw Song Bai out.
This frightened the two brothers and sisters. Wang Yang didn't care that his forehead was broken. He got up with his hands and feet and rushed down. There were many and sharp rocks on the ground. The injury came.
"Hey! Hey! Where are you, Mr. Song!" Wang Yang shouted at the top of his voice. He was greeted with a sense of fear. What should he do if something happened to him?Besides the people in the village, there is also him...
"Brother...Brother! Here...here!" Wang Xiaofeng yelled in fear from the other side. Wang Yang ran over in a hurry, but saw Song Bai lying on the ground in a very strange posture like a discarded puppet. In the past, as soon as he touched it, the hot and sticky feeling immediately proved the fact that Song Bai was injured, rather, it was very serious.
Wang Yang trembled his hands, without even thinking about it, he carried Song Bai on his back and ran down. At that time, his mind was blank, and his only thought was - he must be saved!
Fortunately, they had almost reached the foot of the mountain at that time, and they arrived in the town not long after. Today was New Year's Eve, and there were no people on the street. Wang Yang was running crazily. When he saw a motorcycle passing by, he directly He rushed forward: "Hospital! Please, hospital!"
The uncle was taken aback by Wang Yang. Seeing him carrying an unconscious person on his back in embarrassment, the uncle hurriedly removed the things from the car seat, "Little girl, help me watch, uncle will take them to the hospital first."
Panting, Wang Xiaofeng nodded, watching their backs disappear into the rain.
This day seems to be the longest night that Wang Yang has encountered in so many years.
When he arrived at the hospital, he found out that because of the fall just now, the coat he had put on Song Bai was also missing, and all his money, cards, mobile phones and other things were all in his pockets, and he didn't even There is no registered money.
Xing'er's kind-hearted uncle went straight to the bed without further ado, and Song Bai was sent to the emergency room. At the same time, there was another news that a landslide ahead cut off the main traffic road between the county town and the outside world!
Soon the hospital became busy, and more and more injured patients were brought in, casting a shadow over what was supposed to be a reunion night.
When Wang Xiaofeng arrived, he saw the doctor in charge said blankly, "Are any of you with type AB RH negative blood?"
"what?"
"The patient lost too much blood and had to be transfused immediately, but there is no such blood in the hospital's blood bank for the time being."
Wang Yang's mind went blank, and he repeated with his mouth open: "What... mean?"
"This type of blood type is relatively rare, and emergency treatment has been done now, but if there is no timely blood transfusion within three hours, the patient's life will be in danger."
"Then lose! My, my AB type..."
"Please go and test it with the nurse." Seemingly used to this kind of scene, the doctor didn't have much emotional ups and downs, and turned around to start dealing with a new batch of injured patients.
The hospital was severely understaffed, and there were more and more injured people. No one could take care of Song Bai anymore. When he learned that none of them were RH negative, Wang Yang felt powerless. He walked back and forth anxiously, but there was nothing he could do.
The hospitals in the county town were too small after all, Wang Xiaofeng was so anxious that she burst into tears, and grabbed Wang Yang's hand, "Ms. Song is all right, is he all right!"
"There is news that the XX Hospital in City A closest to us has this kind of blood source, but the national road we are going to now has collapsed and it is impossible to get through." The doctor said, "We have already contacted there and asked them to find a way to get it The blood source turned around."
"Need...how long?"
The doctor was silent for a while, "Conservative estimate, it will take more than five hours." It is only if there is no trouble in the middle.
Wang Yang's eyes deepened, five hours...it must be so cold!
He stood up suddenly and walked towards the service desk.
Wang Yang only remembered one phone number - Song Bai's previous phone number.
The author has something to say: Tomorrow morning there will be a special episode about the encounter between Xiao Qiao and Song Bai ten years ago. At that time, Xiao Qiao went south to study, Song Bai had not changed his name, and left home to wander north. They had a first meeting, but Xiao Qiao couldn't remember the child who had saved him at all.
Because it's an extra episode, you can watch it or not~
The following free mini-theater, as Ms. Shake M said, if the text is abused, then watch the mini-theatre to heal~
Small Theater 16
The teacher who taught Qiao Yi physics in college was a wonderful flower. One day when the teacher talked about radioactive elements, he said seriously and seriously: Radioactive elements are very dangerous, you humans must stay away from them! !
Small Theater 17
Ayu has always paid the water and electricity bills at home. Later, Ayu quit because of Qiao Yi, so Qiao Yi happily went to the bank to pay the water bills.
After paying the money, the person in the bank said: You don't have enough money, here is a second page, and you have to pay this one too.
Qiao Yi: What is the second page?
Staff: Sewage fee.
Qiao Yi: Our family never drinks sewage.
staff member:……
Small Theater 18
A newly appointed senior colonel wearing a new uniform inspected the troops and came to the newly enlisted Liu Fei.
Colonel: Hey, boy, look up, well, now you can shake my hand.That way you can write to your father and say you've shaken the colonel's hand.Your dad must be proud of you.But, by the way, what does your dad do?
Liu Fei: Report to the chief, my dad is the commander of the army.
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