Holographic online games are unscientific

"Xiao Boss, after you finish this job, send me the game cabin..."

Bao Dafu looked at the game warehouse that occupied most of Mr. Xia's room, with envy and hatred on his face.

Mr. Xia raised his eyelids: "Who is Mr. Xiao?"

"Boss Xia! Brother Boss! Boss!" Bao Dafu curled his lips and complained, "Isn't it just a verbal advantage? You have to take advantage of it..."

Mr. Xia nodded: "Well, it's been 21 years, and I'm still happy."

"..."

In fact, Mr. Xia's original name was Mr. Xia, which was the result of the typical naming method of closing his eyes and poking a dictionary.When he was three years old, he was seriously ill but never had minor illnesses. Every time his parents took him calmly to the hospital for injections, but as the frequency increased, he saw the painful pinholes when he helped Mr. Xia take a bath. And bruises, the old man is not calm.

Mr. Xia's mother is the youngest among the brothers and sisters, so she naturally received the most love. When Mr. Xia was born, she also naturally received the most love from her grandmother.Mr. Xia's illness was like cutting the heart of the old lady with a knife. Soon, the old lady made a decision that changed Mr. Xia's life.

—to tell fortunes.

The old fortune-teller shook his head and pinched his fingers to calculate the hexagram for him, and came to the conclusion that the five elements of your child belong to water, and there are three characters of earth in the name, which will cause him to be troubled by everything. body.

The old lady was taken aback, and immediately resorted to her good trick of crying, making trouble and hanging herself, forcing Mr. Xia's parents to change Mr. Xia's name.Mr. Xia's parents were not superstitious, but they couldn't hold back the old man, so they finally made a concession and removed the word Yao.

Thinking about it now, Mr. Xia is still very grateful to that unreliable old fortune-teller. Leaving aside whether changing the name is useful or not, at least in the 21 years since then, he has not been a "general shaker" and changed his identity suddenly. It has become a high-end "Mr. Xia".This allows him to enjoy a superior treatment all the time, especially when people with higher social status call his name, such as... teacher.

Regarding his own name, Mr. Xia felt the same as now - very happy.

"...Let's continue the topic just now."

"No need to continue," Mr. Xia opened the drawer on the desk, took out a stack of documents and threw them on the desk, "It is clearly stipulated in the contract that the game cabin must be returned after the work is over. If you don't believe me, just read it yourself."

Bao Dafu picked up the document and flipped through it, and quickly found the clause Mr. Xia mentioned, and before he could lose sight of it, his eyeballs were attracted by the penultimate clause on the same page.

"I'll go, why is your salary so low?" Staring at the words "[-] monthly salary" on the paper, Bao Dafu yelled in surprise.

"There is nothing wrong with my ears. Please don't test it to see if it can still work normally." Boss Xia tapped his ears with his little finger and replied, "There is a parenthesis after that."

Bao Dafu lowered his head and saw the words "50 yuan commission for every bug found" in brackets.

"But one is only fifty. Even if it's a new game, there aren't that many bugs for you to find. Taking a step back, even if there are a lot of bugs, you must be more than one tester hired by the game company."

"If you know that your boss is poor, don't come to me all the time." Boss Xia withdrew the contract from Bao Dafu and put it back in the drawer, "I'm about to start work, so stay where you are cool go."

Bao Dafu pursed his lips: "You are the only place to cool off..."

Mr. Xia raised his head and thought for a while, then suddenly asked, "Do you like ice cubes or cold drinks?"

Thinking of the inhuman treatment he had encountered, Bao Dafu immediately grabbed his backpack and went out: "I don't like it...you hurry up, I won't delay your work, you don't need to send it."

Hearing the sound of closing the door, Mr. Xia got up and walked to the game cabin, and carefully equipped the equipment.

Holographic online games have always been the dream of most gamers. How difficult it is to make a holographic online game can be seen from the game in this test—strictly speaking, it can’t be called the first game in Oz. A holographic online game.Although it has already started a test run, it can still be classified as a failure before it is successfully launched.

The cost of making a holographic online game is huge, the failure rate is high, and there are many unknown uneasy factors. All these reasons make many game companies trying to bite this piece of fat and start making holographic online games frequently frustrated in the production process , suffered heavy losses and even led to bankruptcy.

And the holographic online game that Mr. Xia participated in the testing work has just entered the difficult stage that makes many game companies stagnate - the test operation stage.

During the test run phase, the safety of the pod is first tested.The game cabin used to log in to the holographic online game is equipped with devices connected to brain waves and various data cables. If an accident occurs in this link, it will cause serious harm to the user, and even lead to death.

The second is the BUG in the game.Through the work of the testers, such as constantly scanning the map, fighting monsters, and talking to NPCs, to ensure the fairness and quality of the game, we can better attract players.

The last thing is to modify the defect part.This is the job of professional game cabin equipment technicians and computer engineers. They mainly modify the login equipment and game data based on the feedback given by the testers to further ensure the normal operation of the game.

Most computer engineers also conduct testing work, and under special circumstances, they can also act as artists to modify the game screen, which Mr. Xia calls high-end testers.

As a low-end tester, Mr. Xia understands the reason why his salary is very different from that of high-end testers, so he has a very accurate positioning of himself-he only needs to do the first one, work hard; the second one, find bugs , Even if you finish your job, you can still get the poor salary without mercy.

After equipping various instruments, Mr. Xia sat in the game cabin and pressed the start button.

Just in the blink of an eye, the familiar scenery in front of him turned into a vast expanse of whiteness, shaking Mr. Xia subconsciously raised his hand to cover his eyes—he forgot to ask the company whether being blinded by the game's login background was a Work injury, if he does not belong, he will lose a lot, so he must learn to protect himself.

"Dear player, hello! Welcome to the [beep——] world and become a new member of the [beep——] world."

Mr. Xia was stunned for a long time before he comforted himself - this must be because the game company hadn't figured out the name of the game, rather than some words that needed harmony...

"Please enter a name."

When pulling out the control panel to enter the name, Mr. Xia found that the brightness can be adjusted in the settings. When he pulled the brightness from 100% to 48%, he felt that his eyes no longer felt any discomfort, and seriously thought about whether the game company wanted to murder players. .

"Please enter the name of the character." The prompt sounded again.

Mr. Xia looked at the prompt with a limit of nine characters at most, and very politely typed in the eight characters "No one knows I'm out of morals".

"Your name can be used, automatically enter the next step, please select the gender of the character."

After choosing a man, the prompt sounded again soon: "Please choose a character image - you can choose to use your real appearance, or you can choose the appearance provided by the system."

In line with the name he gave, Mr. Xia still chose the option of system image.

Soon, many options appeared in front of Mr. Xia—eyes, nose, mouth, hairstyle, hair color, skin color, figure... These dazzling options made Mr. Xia very dizzy, and decided to use each option immediately. Choose the first type of method to reduce the time to create a character.

"Please select a character race."

When Mr. Xia presented the four options of human race, blood race, beastman race, and elf race, he chose elf race without hesitation.

"Please select a character's occupation."

The elves have four professions: knight, magician, priest and archer.Guessing from the job name, the knight must be a tank or DPS, the main role is to resist monsters and output; magician and archer must be long-distance jobs, mainly play the role of DPS, but the big difference between them cannot be judged by the job name ; As the name suggests, a priest is a nanny, an important role to ensure the safety of teammates, and an indispensable profession in the team.

After careful consideration for a while, Mr. Xia chose the magician as his first job - there was a part in the test that required killing monsters, and he honestly chose DPS career is absolutely right.

"The character is created, do you want to enter the game?"

After touching the "Yes" option, the scene in front of him turned into a forest with gurgling water and radiant lights, as beautiful as a dreamland.

The exquisiteness of Xinshou Village was obviously beyond Mr. Xia's expectations, so he reached out and turned off the automatically received task prompts, and decided to wander around in Xinshou Village to enjoy the beautiful scenery before officially starting the game.

Mr. Xia put on the novice equipment given by the system, walked to the lake not far away, and observed his own image through the lake—snow-white shirt, black trousers, silver boots, and a wine-red mage Pao, um...you look like a dog.It's kind of like a mage.

The excitement brought to Mr. Xia by the new image made him forget the sense of disobedience he felt when he saw a completely unfamiliar face on the lake. He raised his head and looked around with satisfaction, thinking about where to start exploring.

A swing was hung on an ancient tree not far away, and a female elf was playing on the swing up and down.

In the stage of game testing, the chance of encountering players is very small. If you encounter them, it must be a GM or a game tester.A high-end tester with a high salary must be working hard now, but the possibility of being a low-end tester who is also a low-end tester with no dedication and wandering around is infinitely close to zero.

Superimposing the two probabilities, Mr. Xia judged that the female elf was an NPC in the game.

Observing with Mr. Xia's [-] eyesight, the female elf is the type he would like in reality no matter in appearance or figure. This reason drove him to take the steps towards her, but the conclusion he got did not let him Disappointed——As the distance between them became smaller and smaller, the delicate appearance of the female elf became clearer and clearer, which also made him feel more and more fond of her.

"Hi." President Xia raised his head and greeted the female elf.

The female elf lowered her head and immediately showed a sweet smile after spotting Mr. Xia: "Hey, no one knows that I am out of morals. The priest is looking for you. Go to the temple to find the priest."

After speaking, the female elf raised her face, looked ahead, and continued to swing.

"But I don't want to look for him."

The female elf lowered her head again, showing a sweet smile: "Hey, no one knows that I am out of morals, the priest is looking for you, go to the temple to find the priest."

Mr. Xia looked at the female elf with some disappointment: "Are you really an NPC?"

The female elf mechanically repeated the actions and sentences just now: "Hey, no one knows that I am out of morals, the priest is looking for you, go to the temple to find the priest."

"Now I believe you are an NPC."

After confirming this fact, Mr. Xia's disappointment disappeared, replaced by vicious excitement.He reached out and grabbed the swing, forcing it to stop, then grabbed the skirt of the female elf, and threw it upwards.

Suddenly, a pig-killing scream rang out.

"I'll rub you stupid, perverted, obscene, devil."