Holographic online games are unscientific

The female elf jumped off the swing and looked at Mr. Xia with an angry face.

Mr. Xia, who didn't feel any guilt at all, accepted her glaring frankly.

"you do this delibrately?"

Mr. Xia smiled innocently: "Yes."

"..."

Mr. Xia spread his hands, "I just want to see if you are a real NPC."

"Your behavior has already constituted the crime of obscenity." The female elf said through gritted teeth.

"Because you are beautiful," Mr. Xia suddenly put on a serious expression, with ordinary facial features and an upright standing posture, making him look affectionate, "You are the type I like, including you Looking angry."

"Oh." The female elf shyly covered her face with her left hand, and hit Mr. Xia on the shoulder with her right hand.

Mr. Xia rubbed his shoulders: "...Your hands are quite strong."

Realizing her gaffe, the female elf cleared her throat: "Ahem, this is just the appearance in the game, the reality is nothing compared to this."

"You are very cute, even with a completely different face, I have the confidence to find you from the crowd, and I am sure..." Mr. Xia took a step closer to the female elf, "I will also like you."

"Oh." The female elf couldn't hold back, and shyly patted Mr. Xia on the shoulder.

Mr. Xia rubbed his shoulders: "...I think you must have a severed palm."

"..." Are you saying that her hand strength is against the sky...

"However, this is also very good." President Xia took another step towards the female elf, "Just imagine the scene of us being together - we are on the road of love forever, you are petite, I am strong; if you break your hand, I will break your arm .”

"...Does it hurt so much?" The female elf asked, and gave Mr. Xia a shoulder. "I can't afford to pay for your broken arm. It seems that we are destined not to be together."

"Thank you for leaving my whole body."

"..."

"The NPCs in this game are all real people?"

The female elf sat back on the swing, kicked the ground lightly with her feet, and made the swing shake: "No, what I know is that only the guides of Novice Village and the guides of important or hidden tasks are real NPCs. Of course not entirely, it mainly depends on how much money the game company has.”

"There are probably not many such words," Mr. Xia smiled, "What's your name?"

The female elf replied without turning her head: "I don't have a name. I haven't set it yet. It's called NPC0001. You should have been educated by shock when you logged in to the game, right?"

Recalling the two domineering silences when logging into the game, Mr. Xia called out the map, and after clicking to find NPC, a long list of letters and numbers appeared.The 10:22 in the lower right corner of the map reminded Mr. Xia that he had been negligent for more than ten minutes.

Thinking of his meager basic salary, Mr. Xia decided to end the conversation with the female elf. Although bullying her was fun, the salary commission was more important.

After turning off the map, Mr. Xia smiled: "Sorry, I should start working."

"Thank God you finally remembered the business," the female elf waved her hand to signal Mr. Xia to leave quickly, "I'm too tired talking to you, don't torture me."

Mr. Xia still smiled: "Is it because your IQ can't keep up?"

"..."

Saying goodbye to the female elves, Mr. Xia finally started the game.

After climbing hundreds of steps, Mr. Xia finally saw the priest who was wrinkled like a Shar Pei.

Before talking to the priest, he first called out the control panel, clicked on customer complaints, and typed the following text in the content box - let the priest stay on the first floor honestly, otherwise he will install an elevator and do a task that is exhausting. Who likes to play your game like a dog, is this a holographic weight loss game?

One minute later, Mr. Xia received an email from GM1—received!づ￣007￣)づ

After thinking about it, Mr. Xia decided to write a reply letter to GM007—it's shameful to be cute.

This time, the email disappeared like a stone, and there was no response until Mr. Xia went offline.

When the breathing slowly returned to normal frequency, Mr. Xia greeted the Shar Pei priest to trigger the task.

"Oh, no one of our brave people knows that I have lost my integrity, you are finally here."

"continue."

"A group of troublesome dryads broke into the village and disturbed our peaceful life. Hurry up and eliminate them. After completing the task, you will get rich rewards."

Mr. Xia, who has rich experience in games, immediately had the urge to go offline when he heard this—you don’t even need to read the mission prompts. This mode usually involves going to the entrance of the village to fight a few monsters, but after finishing the fight, you must come back to the priest to hand over. Quests, people with brain problems will climb hundreds of steps again in order to hand in the quest.

After much deliberation, Mr. Xia decided to go offline and make a phone call to the technical department.

The phone was quickly picked up: "Changyou Technical Department, who do you want to contact?"

"I'm game tester No. 003," Mr. Xia explained his purpose of coming here concisely, "I just made a modification request."

"Please wait a moment," a keyboard sound sounded, "GM007 has submitted an error message, what's the problem?"

"When will it be fixed? I don't want to climb hundreds of steps just to turn in a quest."

After a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, he replied, "One week."

"It takes so long?" Boss Xia frowned dissatisfied.

"You should also know about the nuclear power plant explosion..." There was a pause on the other end of the phone, "Now the supply of power resources on the mainland is very tight. Maybe you can't feel it clearly, but the government of this island has started to restrict power for related companies. Our company It is also among the key restricted enterprises."

There is a small island surrounded by the sea in the semi-bald southeast of the continent of Oz, which is a subsidiary island of the continent of Oz.In order to supply the island’s electricity and avoid the negative effects of unnecessary nuclear radiation on the human body, the then island government decided to divide most of the geologically difficult-to-develop affiliated islands into land for the construction of nuclear power plants.

Of course, the geology that was difficult to develop at that time is much less difficult for the rapid development of science and technology, but the reason why the government has not developed the excess land on the island into land suitable for human habitation is that the nuclear power plant has 21 units in total. .

This is not one of the largest nuclear power plants in the world. The nuclear power plant units alone occupy a quarter of the island.After considering all possibilities as thoroughly as possible, the island government still insists on the policy of no development.

Just a dozen days ago, the worst-case scenario became a reality—during a routine maintenance inspection by the staff of the nuclear power plant, it was discovered that the cooling water circulation system was powered off, and just before that, the island had experienced three consecutive days of The torrential rain and the huge tsunami probably caused the system to be nearly paralyzed before the inspection, which eventually led to the lack of cooling of the core, leaving the nuclear power plant in a state of high temperature and high pressure.

The staff immediately carried out emergency rescue measures, but in the end they were still unable to recover - a series of explosions occurred in the nuclear power plant.

This is an extremely dangerous situation for the continent of Oz and even the world.

The government of the island immediately formulated policies, evacuated the crowd, and made the greatest possible remedy.In this large-scale disaster, there were countless casualties, and part of the coastal areas of the main island adjacent to the affiliated islands were also affected. People were panicked immediately, and Mr. Xia immediately received the radiation protection suit from his family.

Mr. Xia lives far inland from the affiliated islands, so he doesn't need to worry about nuclear radiation. In addition, the government has not adopted a policy of limiting electricity for residents, so he can't deny what the other party said, "Maybe you can't feel it clearly." ".

"Feel sorry."

"You don't need to apologize, on the contrary, we appreciate your enthusiastic suggestion," the keyboard sounded again on the other end of the phone, "We will definitely make changes to the questions you raised as soon as possible."

After hanging up the phone, Mr. Xia felt a little heavy. He logged into the game again, called out the control panel and found the chat section—this is probably the most familiar place for all gamers.

Mr. Xia took a closer look. The game company carefully divided the chat mode into two modes, and attached detailed instructions.

The first is the most common typed communication.After selecting this mode, a keyboard and screen will appear in front of the player, which is convenient for browsing and filtering information and replying to information. The disadvantage is that it covers a large field of vision, which is not conducive to use when taking action or fighting monsters.

The second is to listen.This is a mode that uses software to convert text into sound at high speed. After entering this mode, a wireless headset will appear on the player's ear for listening to chat content, which is convenient for use in action. The disadvantage is that it cannot filter information, and those who do not want to listen or Information that is not of interest must also be listened to.

Squatting next to the Shar-Pei priest, Mr. Xia, who didn't need to make any movements, chose Mode [-] decisively.

Soon, some text appeared on the screen.

[World] Tester 010: Is there any team in Human Novice Village to fight monsters?

[World] Tester 008: The orc novice, Cunkou, is seeking to form a team. Click my information to join the team.

[World] Tester 006: I'll go, I'll go.

[World] Tester 002: /(ㄒoㄒ)/Blood race group, come and add me.

[World] Tester 011: Nima, the main line of the elves is cheating, isn't it?Who else is an elf?

[World] Tester 015:: No. 11 NO.[-], cut it off and practice again, the elf I just cut chose the orc...

[World] Tester 002: Don't tell me I'm the only one who chose the blood race... 0 mouth 0

[World] Tester 015: Number two, you may also consider cutting it off and re-training.

[World] Tester 002: (┬_┬)

[World] Tester 006: No one complained about me, you guys are too indifferent! _(:3」∠)_

[World] Tester 015: ...

Mr. Xia, who hadn't planned to participate, suddenly discovered a different problem.

[World] No one knows that I'm out of morals: Why do you all have such names?

[World] Tester 010: =0=

[World] Tester 008: 0.0

[World] Tester 005: ...

[World] Tester 006: Hahahahaha.

[World] Tester 002: 0 mouth 0

[World] Tester 011: ...you are a brave man, buddy.

[World] Tester 015:: Hurry up and summon all the testers, and take off his vest.

[World] Tester 008: 0.0 Good idea.

[World] Tester 011: Dude, I wish you luck, everyone will know that you have lost your morals in a while.

[World] Tester 006: Hahahahaha... I laughed so hard, you are so talented.

[World] Tester 002: (●‵3‵●) I'm laughing, will I talk nonsense about this kind of thing?

Mr. Xia calmly called out the control panel, clicked on customer service, and entered the following text in the text box—the first suggestion of tester No. 003: launch the renaming system after the game is officially launched or after the public beta, and the price can be set very quickly. High, because there will definitely be people who find themselves second-handed and can't wait to offer the money with both hands, hugging your thighs and asking for a name change.

Reason: I am about to fall off the horse and am being fleshed.

After closing the sent email window, Mr. Xia found a seemingly inexplicable problem on the chat screen.

[World] Tester 009: Morality?