Holographic online games are unscientific

After Mr. Xia climbed out of the game cabin, he immediately began to tidy up the room.

Expired food - throw it away!

Browsing game website records - delete!

Finding traces of a woman living in this house is—err... kind of hard.

Just as he was rubbing his chin, seriously considering whether to go out to buy a set of sexy lingerie, and then borrow some hair from the female neighbor upstairs, the oracle from the Great Demon King arrived——his cell phone rang, The one shown on the screen is my aunt.

"Baby." The old lady's rare soft voice came from the other end of the phone.

Mr. Xia replied respectfully: "Ancestor."

The tone on the other end of the phone sounded contented: "Hey, what are you doing?"

President Xia rolled his eyes quickly: "Nothing."

"Oh—you're not going out for a walk?"

When Mr. Xia got nervous, he blurted out: "It's outside."

……

I'm so crazy!

As soon as the words came out, Mr. Xia wanted to bite off his tongue.

The old lady seemed very happy: "With friends? Men and women? Is there room for development?"

"I just go downstairs to buy something, who do I develop with? The saleswoman? Or the doorman?" Mr. Xia paused, and justified himself - so that even if the old lady arrived at his house soon, he could explain why He said he was still at home after going out.

"Baby, can you let the old man go?"

"..."

Seeing that Mr. Xia didn't reply for a long time, the old lady asked again: "How is the saleswoman? Do you like her?"

"I like it," Mr. Xia sat down on the sofa and put his feet on the coffee table, "Especially when she miscalculated and gave me an extra five yuan, she is simply an angel sent by God to benefit me and other mortals." .”

"Little bastard, you're talking nonsense to me again," the old lady jumped angrily, but in the next second, her tone became extremely doting again, "But girls who can't count are not good girls, so I'll make a mistake for you in the future." Is it worth it? If you want it, you don’t want it."

Mr. Xia echoed, "Well, it's not necessary."

"How about..." The old lady hesitated for a few seconds before asking tentatively, "How many good girls will Grandma introduce to you?"

Mr. Xia smiled wryly: "If I say no, will you let me go?"

The old lady answered firmly: "No."

"...Then what you asked is not nonsense?"

The old lady chuckled a few times: "Okay, you don't object. Grandma will find some good girls for you tomorrow, and I will guarantee that one is better than the other. Let you pick and choose. If you are wronged, no one can be wronged. Our baby .”

Mr. Xia couldn't help but also laughed out loud: "Okay, pack them up and send them over to me. I'll build a harem and give you a lot of bastards."

The other end of the phone was stunned, and said angrily: "It is enough for a girl to have one child a year! What kind of harem is formed? Where did your idea of ​​breaking laws and disciplines come from? I really misunderstood you!"

After speaking, the old lady hung up the phone.

A girl gives birth to a...

Productive!

How many years does it take for her to be satisfied?

Boss Xia closed his eyes with a headache, and after hammering his forehead twice with his left hand, he realized that he was so distressed that he had auditory hallucinations - he heard a crisp sound like a door lock being opened.

Opening his eyes and looking towards the door of his house, Mr. Xia happened to see the old lady standing at the door with a look of astonishment on his face.

"..."

Is there anything more embarrassing than this?

Jiang was still old and hot, and the first one to get out of the embarrassment was the old lady who took the lead and started questioning Mr. Xia: "Why are you at home? Didn't you say you went downstairs to buy something?"

Mr. Xia's reaction was quick, and he replied casually: "...I'm back."

The old lady vetoed this possibility outrightly: "Impossible! I was standing on the floor just now, did I notice when you passed by?"

"..."

"speak."

Since the other party intends to make trouble unreasonably, then he will deal with him in his own way.

Mr. Xia frowned slightly, lowered his voice and said, "Why do you have the key to my house?"

Feeling guilty, the old lady leniently confessed: "Ask the old man at the door for..."

He must complain!

It's okay if it's his relatives this time, but next time someone he doesn't know will give the key to him?

Mr. Xia thought unhappily, and his brows furrowed even deeper.

"...Baby, are you angry?" The old lady was completely overwhelmed by Mr. Xia's aura, and asked cautiously.

"No, grandma, why didn't you say anything?" Mr. Xia got up from the sofa, walked to the door, took the old lady's small bag of luggage, and welcomed her in, "Why don't I go directly to pick you up? How heavy is your luggage?"

The old lady sat down on the sofa happily: "I want to give you a surprise, besides, your grandma and I are physically strong and energetic, and such a small bag of clothes is not as strong as I did when I was doing farm work. Rice is heavy."

After placing the luggage, Mr. Xia sat back on the sofa, tapped the coffee table twice with his finger: "I feel sorry for you."

"I always knew." The old lady replied with a smile.

Mr. Xia leaned back and lay down on the sofa: "How many days do you plan to stay this time?"

The old lady originally wanted to say stay until you find a girlfriend, but considering Mr. Xia's reaction just now, she decided to restrain herself and change her words: "I can live for a few days, anyway, I can't live for a few more days. "

Play the bitterness card again.

Mr. Xia sighed, and raised a small white flag in his heart: "If you want to arrange some girls for me, you can arrange it quickly. It happens that I don't have a job right now, and I have a lot of free time. When I find a job, I may not be free. "

The old lady's eyes lit up: "You quit that crappy job?"

"Resign, resign," Mr. Xia turned his head a little depressedly, "Didn't you ask me to resign?"

"Just quit, I'll let them find you a job right away," the old lady walked briskly to her travel bag, and took out the apron she brought with her. Come on, watch me show you my hands... Hey, where are you going?"

Boss Xia went out without looking back: "Buying vegetables, what do you do for me if you don't have any vegetables, braised the air? Or boiled tap water?"

"..."

When buying ingredients in the supermarket, Mr. Xia felt that he was quite happy. Although the old lady was sometimes annoying, making him speechless but helpless, she was always worried about him and really thought of him.There’s a saying that goes well—it makes people love it or hate it.The old man is sometimes self-willed, so she has to let her go. As a junior, filial piety is necessary, but more importantly, you can't be in the blessing and not know the blessing.

Thinking of this, he was in a good mood and bought two more white radishes. Although he didn't like to eat this, he remembered that the old lady liked it and said that - good children are not picky eaters.

Unfortunately, this feeling of happiness was quickly overwhelmed by despair.

It was not only happiness that was flooded, but also the game cabin that was expected to sell for tens of thousands of dollars.

"...can you tell me what it did wrong that you treated it so cruelly?"

The old lady put her hands behind her back innocently: "I just want to help you wash your dirty clothes..."

Mr. Xia felt that he really wanted to cry but had no tears: "It's really not a washing machine!"

"Let me tell you, you need to manually fill the clothes with this broken thing." The old lady suddenly realized, but seeing Mr. Xia's unkind expression, she quickly lowered her head and admitted her mistake, "I just saw a washing machine that looked very similar to it on TV. , That's why I misunderstood it, baby, don't be angry, I know I was wrong."

"……I am not angry."

"You liar! You must be angry!"

"...I'm really not angry."

If you are full, you have to eat to be full...

He hasn't even eaten yet, and he doesn't even have the strength to cry, so where does he have the strength to be angry?

Mr. Xia picked up his cell phone, made a call, and put his index finger to his lips to signal the old lady to keep silent.

After the call was connected, Mr. Xia immediately and feebly asked the person on the other end of the phone for help.

"Half bald... help..."

More than three hours later, with the help of members of Changyou's technical department, Mr. Xia brought himself and the game cabin to Changyou's headquarters.

"What wicked thing did you do? I heard from the guy in the technical department that the entire game cabin is basically paralyzed."

With that said, the head of the personnel department put a glass of distilled water in front of Mr. Xia.

Mr. Xia sighed, picked up the cup and took a big sip: "The big devil is here, the world is going to be destroyed, it's cheap to lose only one game cabin, and I don't know what to lose after that... "

"..."

After drinking the water, Mr. Xia finally regained his energy: "How much do I have to pay?"

The head of the personnel department paused to drink water, and the cup stopped by his mouth: "Well... it seems that you have to pay for it in full, and you have to consider other circumstances in detail. When the bill comes out, I'll ask them to send it to your home."

"Well, I'm sorry to trouble you," Mr. Xia nodded, and put the resignation letter that was useless last time on the table again, "Please hand over this for me, the salary and commission are also the ones mentioned earlier. I won’t receive any bonuses, and the bill will be deducted immediately.”

The head of the personnel department picked up the resignation letter and asked in surprise: "...Are you really going to resign?"

"Really?"

"Just now the director called me and said you were going to resign. I stopped me and refused to let you go. I thought you had provoked him again. The director didn't say why. I asked him a few more questions and he hung up. I got on the phone, but I didn't expect it to be you..." The head of the personnel department couldn't understand, "Didn't you solve the problem of answering the phone last time? Why are you thinking about resigning?"

Mr. Xia took a deep breath and said, "The person who is most afraid of missing her call is now at my house, and I am under a lot of pressure."

Looking at Mr. Xia's expression, he knew that he was not lying, and the head of the personnel department didn't ask any more questions, but he still stuffed the resignation letter back into Mr. Xia's hand: "You should take this back, I'll directly transfer you to the ordinary tester Now it will be over in two days, and you don't have to go to work, and you will be automatically terminated after two days of salary, so that I won't be in trouble."

It can be heard that the "unlucky head" mentioned by the head of the personnel department is the industry myth that "all the companies where he resigned or was fired will go bankrupt", and Mr. Xia also did not refuse: "Well, that's fine."

"Did you really retaliate against the director after that?"

When mentioning Xiao Mo, Mr. Xia thought of his shocked face a few hours ago.

Thinking of that shocked face, Mr. Xia wanted to laugh - he definitely took his joke seriously.

Although that is harmless, it can even be said to be a question that can help him grow.

"Ah."

The head of the personnel department immediately showed an expression of "I knew it": "I deliberately didn't print out the photos of the employees for the materials used in the meeting that day. Later, thinking about it, I was quite prescient. You had a big fight with him that day. The meeting After the end, I was very afraid that the director would suddenly transfer your information to me, so I wanted to go to the database and tamper with your information, only to find that your photo turned into a monkey... Although I don’t know who tampered with it, I Or turn a blind eye and close one eye, how about it, is it enough to keep your word?"

"Well, that photo was actually changed by me."

"How did you do it? It stands to reason that you don't have permission, and you probably don't know where to change it."

"It's a long story, but something happened after that..." Boss Xia looked down at the time and found that it was getting late, so he immediately ended the topic, "I have to go."

"Why are you in such a hurry? Let's go after talking."

Mr. Xia thought for a while, and replied: "Blind date, it's not good to let the girls stay alone in the empty room."

"..."