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The old lady stayed at Mr. Xia's house for five days.

On the second day of his arrival, he began intensive preparations for blind dates, and on the third day, he found several girls for him.

After the old lady's screening of the girls, and the girls' screening of Mr. Xia, it was finally decided that on the fourth day, he would have his first blind date with one of the girls.

To be honest, he has only heard of blind dates, and he has never seen them in reality except for the ones on TV, so he secretly repented in his heart that he had harmed a good girl, and he was still looking forward to it. After all, the pair It was a novelty for him.

On this day, under the strong request of the old lady, Mr. Xia put on a formal suit and a tie, and used half a can of pomade to wipe his hair back and combed his greasy hair.Fortunately, he has good facial features, a small face and a small head, so handsome, not only does he not look old-fashioned, but also reveals a kind of heroic sharpness unique to successful men, which looks very charming.

In the words of the old lady, you are the best if you are a good-looking person!

Mr. Xia's evaluation of himself is that he looks like a dog, which is okay.

Arriving at the agreed restaurant half an hour earlier caused the other party's parents to praise Mr. Xia on the phone.Mr. Xia thoughtfully expressed over the phone that he was not in a hurry, and asked the other party not to ignore his own safety in order to rush the time, and let the other party's parents give him great points in their hearts.Especially when the other party's family rushed to the scene, Mr. Xia's behavior of waiting at the door and his friendly smile directly won the hearts of the other two elders, and almost gave him a perfect score.

As for why it's not full marks...

Every daughter is the treasure of the father's lover in this life, so every father will be more or less hostile to the man who may become his son-in-law and steal his daughter in the future, and it is not pleasing to the eye.

Thinking about it this way, Mr. Xia has already done a good job.

It may be that the woman's parents are more traditional, or it may be that Mr. Xia is simply not pleasing to the eye. After sitting down and introducing herself, the first question she asks is extremely tricky.

"You don't even invite a matchmaker for a blind date, do you look down on our daughter?"

When the girl's mother heard it, she immediately pinched her wife under the table calmly, in exchange for a stare attack from him.

The old lady was also a person who had gone through a lot of troubles, and she put on a smiling face as if it was not sarcasm at all: "Look at a person of my age, how can I be more reliable than those unidentified matchmakers? Besides, I It’s my little grandson who can trust me, he’s so smart and outstanding, he can say ten words better than a matchmaker, can’t you see that?”

The girl's father snorted coldly: "Knowing people, knowing faces but not knowing their hearts, since ancient times, there have been few good things about men who can speak eloquently."

President Xia smiled and said, "Yes, yes, Uncle, you are eloquent, I admire you."

"..."

The girl's mother burst out laughing, and received an enhanced stare attack from the girl's father.

"Would you like two drinks?" The girl's father asked provocatively.

Mr. Xia was still smiling all over his face: "As long as uncle is happy, I will accompany you."

This is a blind date, not a door-to-door proposal. How could there be a scene where the father-in-law tests the son-in-law's drinking capacity?

The old lady pinched Boss Xia worriedly - she had seen this grandson growing up since she was a child, could she know if his drinking capacity was good or not?Mr. Xia's drinking capacity is definitely not bad, but anyone who knows him knows that it has nothing to do with being good.People are sober if they don't drink a thousand cups, and Mr. Xia can do it too, but the muddy version, the kind that depends entirely on willpower.

Mr. Xia patted the back of the old lady's hand, signaling her to rest assured.

"...Sir, we really don't have Erguotou here."

While Mr. Xia and the old lady were hinting and hinting, the girl's father had already called the waiter.

The girl's father was about to shoot the case: "What kind of store are you? You don't even have Erguotou?"

The waiter was a little girl who didn't seem to have experienced any big scenes, she was a little helpless: "...Sir, this is a western restaurant."

"What's wrong with the western restaurant? Can't drink Erguotou in the western restaurant? I'll give you the money, and you can buy it for me!"

The girl's mother frowned and pushed her wife, and whispered dissatisfiedly, "Don't be ashamed."

The girl's father took a quick glance at Mr. Xia, as if he felt that there was no step down, so he decided to finish the scene, took out his wallet and threw a few hundred dollars on the table: "Give me five bottles. "

The waitress girl looked so anxious that she was about to cry.

"Just two bottles of vodka."

Mr. Xia's timely speech not only saved the blind date's father, but also saved the waitress girl.

The little waitress showed a sweet smile as if relieved, then turned and left quickly.

The wine was served quickly, only this time by a waiter boy.

Fortunately, although the girl's father seemed confident when he asked for two drinks, in fact, he couldn't drink more than Mr. Xia.The two men poured wine from a bottle of vodka in silence, and before the bottle was finished, the girl's father blushed and began talking nonsense.

In order to avoid embarrassing him, the girl's mother immediately decided to go home, Mr. Xia took on the burden of carrying the girl's father very gentlemanly, and after the two elders sat safely in the car, the girl's mother patted Mr. Xia with a smile Arm, let him get along well with his daughter, and said that if it is really impossible to talk, it is also very good to be able to make ordinary friends with his daughter.

Mr. Xia smiled back and responded cleverly, but after the taxi left his sight, he leaned towards the meter beside him.

If you are exhausted, you can persist for another 10 minutes.

Mr. Xia refreshed himself by pinching the fleshy skin, and returned to the restaurant after making sure he could walk in a straight line.The old lady quickly found an excuse to leave, and only Mr. Xia and the girl who hadn't spoken to him from the beginning to the end were left at the small square table, and now he had double shadows in his eyes.

"What are you laughing at? Do you also think I'm fat?"

Mr. Xia raised his eyelids and replied with a smile: "I'm not thin, I have a normal figure."

The girl rolled her eyes: "...I didn't mention you, are you drunk?"

Mr. Xia continued unhurriedly: "But I'm only half your size."

"..."

"Too fat is bad for your health."

"..."

"Why do not you speak?"

Mr. Xia stared at the girl who was about to turn into a triple afterimage with great difficulty, feeling a little resentful—even if he could squeak, it would be good to help him sober up.

"It's interesting that you actually told me the truth," the girl laughed a few times, and her tone sounded much better, "I'm used to being hit, and I don't feel hurt at all, just right, it's good to chat with you to relieve boredom. "

"Well, let's talk about it, what's not happy about you recently, tell me to make me happy."

"..."

Mr. Xia blinked, and his eyes began to look like a child: "Why don't you talk again?"

"I'm quite curious. Except for your work and education, you can be said to have excellent conditions in all aspects. How come you won't be reduced to a blind date to find a partner?" The girl tilted her head and had a whim, "Could it be that you like men? ? But your family doesn’t accept it?”

Mr. Xia shook his head and said, "Not yet."

The girl immediately understood the important point in the words: "Now? In other words, maybe in the future?"

"If you still plan to contact me after this time is over, I will seriously consider changing my sexual orientation."

"..."

Mr. Xia smiled so much that his brows and eyes curled up: "I'm just kidding."

"……It is not funny."

"But I mean it."

"..." That's even more ridiculous!

"I mean, if my grandma still wants to have four generations under the same roof and keeps arranging blind dates for me," Mr. Xia blinked and found that the girl in front of him has finally successfully turned into three, "I will consider getting married immediately Make a villain, or change your sexual orientation to find a man... Well, the possibility of the latter is higher... No, the former is also very high... Uh..."

The girl looked at Mr. Xia with complicated eyes: "...I think you look like someone I know."

Mr. Xia stared at the girl seriously with wide eyes: "Sister, do you always strike up conversations with men like this? It's outdated."

"..."

After the girl took a few deep breaths, she continued the conversation: "A person who looks quite annoying in general."

"Thank goodness, it's nice to hate, that's great, so you won't be interested in me."

The girl gritted her teeth angrily: "Now I feel more and more like him, don't you..."

There was a loud "bang", and before the girl had time to throw out the question, she saw Mr. Xia's forehead hit the table heavily.

……

So he was drunk all the time, bastard!