Holographic online games are unscientific

[World] The old cow is a strong man: Senior! ! ! ! ! ! ! !I finally waited for you! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[World] Lao Niu is a strong man: Sure enough, I am right to wait for you in the chat area.../(ㄒoㄒ)/

[World] The old cow is a strong man: Wait for me where I am, I will pick you up!

[System Prompt] Lao Niu is a strong man and asks to add you as a friend, do you agree?

Mr. Xia casually nodded his approval, and found that the old priest who had tortured him half to death was standing not far away, and now he was obediently standing on the first floor, waiting for the new players to come to him to receive the mission.Mr. Xia thought about it, anyway, he had nothing to do during the waiting time, so he ran a few main quests to play, until he spotted a figure running towards him in an unbelievable way from the corner of his eye.

"How do you know it's me?" Boss Xia managed to stabilize his figure, and flicked the forehead of the brat who threw himself into his arms with his fingers.

"Senior, how could you hit someone as soon as you came back?" The old cow held his forehead and backed away again and again, "You wrote two words called domineering while standing there, can you not recognize it?"

Mr. Xia laughed twice, and held out his thumb: "This is a good flattery, I'll give you a little chrysanthemum."

"By the way, let me introduce, this is Mr. Wukou, the assassin who fought with us in the arena, remember?"

Lao Niu didn't say anything, Mr. Xia really didn't notice that there was someone standing beside him.

"Of course I remember," Mr. Wukou nodded slightly, and Mr. Xia smiled back, as if he had greeted him, "But I remember that he is from the president's side, right? How did you dig the corner?"

"He was originally a free man, but he was hooked up by the president when he was playing in the arena." Speaking of this, Lao Niu still complained, "He came to us mainly to find you and the little boy." Senior Xing Xing played it, but you resigned. Senior Xiao Xing Xing has been busy with game operation and other things in reality. After finally playing the game, he went to level up crazily. He didn’t want to widen the gap with us, so he said he was bored and wanted to leave. I It took a lot of effort to keep him in the fixed team."

"Thank you for your hard work, I'll give you another little chrysanthemum," Mr. Xia tried to hug the old cow's shoulder, but found it a bit difficult, "Look, I'm back, why are you making your height so high?"

The old cow blinked and replied: "I want people to live up to their name. A tall and strong cow is a strong man."

"So the game has been revised quite a bit." Mr. Xia raised his head and carefully recalled the differences from before when he logged in just now, "It seems that there are a lot less occupations, and the database of facial features is also less, and none of them are realistic faces. ...But there are many places where the overall shape of the character can be modified, such as height and so on... Visually, the biggest bust of the girl's shape is G, but it is a pity that I am not allowed to create it."

"...Do you want to be a shemale?"

Boss Xia spread his hands and replied, "Anyway, it can't be done, even if you think about it?"

"Yes..." After Lao Niu sorted out his helpless emotions, he continued to explain to Mr. Xia: "The reason for the lack of occupations is that they have been drawn out as hidden occupations. Now you need to perform fingerprints, voiceprints or eyeprints to log in to the game cabin. Recognition, when you log in for the first time, your data will be uploaded to the police network. To control part of your data in the game, it must be the same as in reality, but this ratio is very small, such as gender, if you need to change it completely, you have to buy it The transformation function in the game."

"Oh, I understand, it's just a money-making campaign. People who care about it will definitely be willing to spend money to change it, or just give up this game, but he still bought the game cabin and can only resell it to others. Of course, people who don't care about it can't I care about the real proportions, anyway, the facial features in the game are not realistic after processing, right? In short, it has something to do with the name change system I mentioned, and I still understand this."

The old cow nodded: "Well, let's find a monster spawner and talk about it while brushing, we must quickly raise your level first."

It took them some time to find a spot to spawn monsters, surrounded by monsters of level nine. Although Mr. Xia had little experience for a level-one Mr. Xia, after all he was idle, so he just sat obediently and waited for experience. No opinion at all—after the beta test was deleted and entered the closed beta, Lao Niu re-selected a blood mage, and he threw away a group of skills and died, so what's the use of him?

"Again, the number of your fixed team has not exceeded the limit?" Mr. Xia found a big rock and sat down and began to snap his fingers, "Male law, female law, you, boss, little star, Mr. Wukou, and a pastor girl , no matter what, there is one more person."

"Mage and the others didn't follow up the internal test, and went to test other games. The main reason is that the salary given by Changyou suddenly dropped too much. They couldn't accept it." Seeing that the two skills were thrown away, it was too late for all the monsters to die. Refresh, Lao Niu simply moved to Mr. Xia's side, "You also know that pastor girl? Senior Little Xing Xing told you?"

"Yeah, why do you think I came back? I still chose a pastor?"

When Lao Niu heard this, he was so excited that he almost burst into tears: "Kneel and beg senior to squeeze out that girl."

Not to mention Lao Niu, even Mr. Wukou, who stood in the opposite direction and silently attacked Mr. Xia to gain experience, turned around and nodded heavily.

Mr. Xia lazily raised his eyelids and yawned: "Is that girl so scary?"

"Actually, it's not bad, it just feels like a wayward little girl, well, how should I put it..." The old cow bit his nails, worrying about how to explain it, and at the same time used his skills to kill all the monsters that had just been refreshed. get down,"

It's the feeling of a young lady who adores Xiao Mo very much, and Xiao Mo's personality is also very big, so...the two of them together have evolved into a fox pretending to be a tiger? "

Mr. Xia smiled and blinked his left eye at Lao Niu: "Understood, I have focused on training. Teaching for 30 years. Let me see how my brother trains. Teach them to vent your anger on you."

"...She is a girl after all, remember to be merciful."

"Don't worry, I've always been gentle with the cute girls," Mr. Xia raised his hand, reminding the old cow that the monster has been refreshed again, "Let's not talk about them, tell me what other changes have been made to this game?"

"Uh...you suddenly asked me like that, I must not have thought it through, wait a minute, let me think..."

Mr. Wukou kindly reminded: "Banchat."

"Oh, yes!" Lao Niu yelled with a high-five, "Changyou originally wanted to use version chat to help players transition from keyboards to holographic online games, so they launched two systems, voice and version chat, but this time there is a Open, everyone is patronizing to use the novel voice system, and almost no one is typing and chatting, I guess you, senior, don't know about this situation, that's why you stay in the forum waiting for you."

"Oh, I'll study this later, what else?"

Seeing that Lao Niu was thinking hard again, Mr. Wukou had no choice but to remind again: "Level."

"Oh, yes! This time the inner side is only open to level [-]. Senior Little Xingxing said that Changyou probably meant to enter the second level without deleting files. If there are too many bugs found in the first level, the testing time of the first level will be extended. , to open subsequent levels one after another." After Lao Niu finished speaking, he turned to look at Mr. Wukou, "You remember it much better than me, why didn't you explain it directly?"

Mr. Wukou moved his fingers out of thin air with no expression on his face. A few seconds later, a chat bubble popped up in front of Lao Niu's eyes.

[Private chat] Mr. Wukou who is very emotional: But I am shy... (●///∪///_///∪///●)

Lao Niu was very speechless: "I think the typing and chatting system is simply set up for you..."

Mr. Wukou nodded in agreement.

"I'll go and suggest that they don't cancel the version chat system..." After Lao Niu finished speaking, he turned to Mr. Xia, "Oh, and, if you send a private chat by voice, everyone around you can hear it when it's playing. If you want to say something that is inconvenient for others to listen to, it is better to type it now."

"Received." Boss Xia lowered his head and sorted his backpack, throwing all the useless things on the ground, "You guys work harder these days, find a few more people to take me to level up, and I will fight with you when I level up. Instances and arenas."

The old cow patted his chest and said: "Put it on me, Xiao Mo has set up a guild

, there are a lot of group attacks in it, it's proper. "

Mr. Xia suddenly raised his head and looked at Lao Niu: "I don't intend to join his guild."

The old cow was dumbfounded: "Huh?"

"That's right, I haven't told you yet... Little Xingxing said that the number of employees in Changyou has been fully signed, and there are only so many appropriations above, and it is not easy for him to change, so when I come back this time, it means that he is private The boss who invited me has nothing to do with me, so why should I join his guild? I don’t rely on him for food.”

Lao Niu looked at Mr. Wukou helplessly, but found that looking at him was useless, so he had to turn his attention back to Mr. Xia: "Then you mean that you won't join our regular team either?"

"I'm here to poach the wall," Mr. Xia chuckled, and blinked at Wukoujun, "How is it? Are you coming? Little Xingxing must play with me, as you said just now, Wukoujun is targeting me He came with Little Xingxing, there should be no reason for him not to come, right?"

Mr. Wukou quickly replied, "I'll go."

The old cow cried and replied: "...I want to go too, but why do I feel that if I really run away, I will die a miserable death?"

"You don't understand this, don't you?" Boss Xia shook his left eyebrow, "It's entirely up to you that he can be so smooth now, if you all go to the hostile guild, the arena will block him and kill him, and if you see him in the wild, kill him , When they fight monsters, they rob monsters, and when they play dungeons, they stop at the dungeon exit to explode their equipment, do you think it’s still far away from him coming to beg us?”

"I think he's playing pretty well now, at least he doesn't know anything like before..." The old cow replied weakly, and threw a skill to destroy the monsters that were refreshed, "And you treat him like this It's too ruthless, he will come to the game as soon as he is busy with real things these days, I think he is looking forward to your return."

Boss Xia raised his eyebrows helplessly, and said persuasively, "How do you know he's waiting for me? He said it himself?"

The old cow's aura fell short again in an instant: "That's not true..."

"Isn't that right? Maybe it's just the online dating that came up on time to report to the girl."

"This is unlikely. He stayed with us as soon as he went online, unless he fell in love with the pastor, but the pastor played with us a long time ago. He has been online frequently for the past few days..." Lao Niu observed Mr. Xia's expression may be that he thinks that he might not be able to talk to Mr. Xia, so he suddenly kicked the ball to Mr. Wukou, "Senior, I can't say no to you, but I really think so. If you don't believe me, you can Ask Mr. Wukou."

It's a pity that his teammates let him down.

Mr. Wukou turned around, blinked his eyes twice, and replied, "I don't know."

Mr. Xia gave Lao Niu

A look - you see.

"..."

Mr. Xia stood up and ruffled the old cow's hair: "I'm sensible, don't worry, you can only eat meat if you follow your brother's morals, good boy."