Holographic online games are unscientific

After nearly three months, Mr. Xia finally completed the test of the turn-based online game.

Turn-based online games are so-called brain-free online games. They are easy to learn and have a wide range of players. From uncles who have worked for decades to children who have not graduated from elementary school, they can play. People will automatically come forward to smash and grab, which is extremely convenient and entertaining.

In non-turn-based online games, in addition to equipment, gems, and some conditions that require money to increase character attributes, the key point is operation.No matter how good your equipment is, if the operation is too sloppy, it is very likely that you will fall under the pomegranate skirt of players with ordinary equipment. From this point of view, this online game still takes good care of those gamers with handicapped hands.

After finishing the testing of this online game, Mr. Xia took some miscellaneous tests of web games and trial games of stand-alone games, which made him regret at the beginning—why did he refuse the follow-up limited closed beta of Leshenshu?Even if he is tired of playing, he still has feelings. Why did he choose those games that are more expensive and less time-consuming than the unit price in order to pay off the debt?

He couldn't figure it out, he felt that he was simply stupid.

What makes him feel this way is that he is trying to play a stand-alone adventure game. Generally speaking, it is like Mario back then, but the difficulty is a hundred times that of Mario. Not only are there very few save points, but there are also various cheating games. The settings and traps made him want to smash the computer and keyboard, secretly call the game company anonymously to scold them for being bloody - it's so stupid!

Have you ever seen Mario die hundreds of times on one side?Haven't seen it before?

This game can easily let you do it, and it also has a cheating name-Shaking M's Happy Adventure.

After dying nearly a hundred times on the same side, Mr. Xia clenched his fists and cheered loudly—Nimma finally passed!Finally saw the save point!Finally saved!

As a purebred Shaker, Mr. Xia decided to turn off the game and not to see it again for three days.

As for why it was three days instead of never seeing each other...

The work still has to be done, after all, it is related to his poor salary.

Mr. Xia stood up, stretched his body stiff from sitting in front of the computer for more than two hours, and made himself a pot of milk tea, ready to enjoy the long-lost tranquility and relive the beauty of this world.But just as he brought the cup to his mouth, before he could take a sip, his cell phone rang.

"Give me your home address." Mr. Xia nonchalantly said this after picking up the phone.

Liu Xing asked inexplicably, "Why do you want my home address?"

"Send you a sharp kitchen knife, and you can choose to self-mutilate, commit suicide or commit suicide."

"..."

Liu Xing was silent, and Mr. Xia was also silent. Anyway, he happened to be abused by the wonderful world of Shaking M so much that he didn't want to say a word.

"... What stimulated you?"

Mr. Xia sighed heavily, and suddenly felt that he was very miserable: "If you are abused by the game, don't talk about it. What do you want from me?"

"Can you come back for the internal test?"

"...Brother! Please forgive me! I have used up my poor savings to pay off my debts. I have been working hard to make money like a dog for the past few months. Where can I find spare money to buy another one?" Game room? Besides..." Mr. Xia thought of the old lady in his family that he loved and hated, and couldn't help but sighed again, "We have a big devil in our family, I'm afraid she will come to check the post at any time and destroy another In the game cabin, it's not like you want to cry but you really want to cry, dear brother!"

Not only did Liu Xing hear about the old lady of Mr. Xia's family, but he also met her because he was pulled by Mr. Xia as a backstop.The old lady was very cute, and she cooked good dishes, which instantly captured his stomach.Not only that, but the old lady also treated him as her own, she put him in the same position as Boss Xia even though it was the first time they met, scolded him when he did something wrong, and praised him when he did well, she was not polite at all .

After that, Liu Xing did not have less contact with the old lady, and it was precisely because of this that he especially understood Mr. Xia's hard work.

"Let me help you solve the game cabin. As for your grandma... let me think about it."

Liu Xing has a good relationship with his old lady, so it stands to reason that he would not force himself, so as soon as he said this, Mr. Xia was very curious: "There is nothing to test in the internal test, right? Why do I have to go back?"

"Everyone who is hardworking is hardworking in his own way..." Thinking of what happened in the past few months, Liu Xing also felt sad, "After you resigned, the beta test ended within a few days, and the technical department was busy. I was trying to fix bugs, and I went to help because of lack of manpower. Finally, I was called by Xiao Mo to accompany him to level up in the game."

"Which part of you is so hard? Do you dare to come to my house and play a game of that cheating game on my computer? After you finish playing, you will find out how beautiful your previous life was."

Liu Xing lightly clicked his tongue on the other end of the phone and blamed: "I haven't finished talking yet, what are you in a hurry for?"

Mr. Xia took a sip of milk tea before replying, "Okay, you continue!"

"We studied the fit system very thoroughly afterwards, and it can be said that I was in a semi-invincible state after I got the wings, but once in the arena, I was inexplicably killed by an archer when I got the wings. After that I have studied all the skills of the archer, but I still can't figure out how he did it. After I turned down my face and asked him, he actually said to me—kill him if he kills him. An excuse? In a fit of anger, I re-trained a blood mage and planned to fight him to the death."

Mr. Xia raised his eyebrows helplessly: "So your hard work was somehow killed and humiliated by words?"

"This is one, but it's not the point." Liu Xing took a sip of the need spring water at hand, and then continued: "After I cut my account and retrained, wouldn't there be no nanny in the team? I just found one from the guild. A girl with good operations entered the regular team, and then a tragedy happened—that girl said good things to Xiao Mo every day, what boss, you are so handsome, boss, you have good equipment, boss, your operation is amazing, so... I I think you can probably imagine what Xiao Mo looks like when he's in a trance."

Mr. Xia replied sympathetically: "Sao Nian, you have worked hard."

Liu Xing was even more excited when he heard Mr. Xia say this: "That's right, it's already the nanny's life. He used to listen to him, but now he's awesome, and he can do whatever he wants, which makes me chase after him every day. He wiped his ass from behind. To be honest, when you played with us, I thought he was quite honest. Now I couldn’t stand it so I came to you for help. You can cure him. If you come back, I’m sure It's much easier, and Lao Niu and the others miss you a lot, so you really don't think about coming back?"

"Unintentional and powerless," Mr. Xia felt that it was a great joy in life to vomit bitterness to a good brother who was in the same boat. "Not to mention the hard-working game I am trying to play now, anyway, sooner or later, I will be able to pass the level. Let's talk about our family. That big devil. I don't think she said that she would not let me do this job after she died. If I can find a regular girlfriend and take her home to show her, if she is satisfied, this matter is still negotiable. But the problem is that I don't want to fall in love, it's a waste of my time."

Liu Xing was silent for a while on the other end of the phone before asking: "Girlfriend?"

"Yeah, she has been delusional about four generations living under one roof for a long time."

"I think I have a solution," Liu Xing thought for a while, and laughed on the other end of the phone, "If you are willing to come back and help me, I will handle this matter. I am burning both ends of the game and reality. I am really busy. But come."

Mr. Xia also smiled: "What should I do? You transferred your name to my household registration book as my adopted son?"

"no……"

"What's that?" Mr. Xia asked.

"Anyway, I have a solution, please express your opinion to me."

Mr. Xia thought about it for a while, and replied: "Okay, you just let go and do it. If I really get her done, I'll go back immediately."

"Okay, as you said, I will prepare now, you wait for the good result."

After hanging up the phone, Mr. Xia still felt confused, not only because he didn't know what Liu Xing was going to prepare, but also because he was worried that what Liu Xing was going to do would be exposed by the smart old lady, and even his life would be lost. .But he and Liu Xing have also known each other for several years. If Liu Xing is a girl, it is already a friendship that the parents can marry into the family.Such a brother patted his chest with him to guarantee good results, and of course he would choose to believe in Liu Xing.

But... let's think about how to punish Liu Xing when he fails to handle this matter well.

Should it be unexpected?Still expected?

Three days later, Mr. Xia received a call from the old lady. When the old lady said the first sentence, he knew that Liu Xing had succeeded.

"Baby, I need to play more games recently. You are a good girl, you have to take care of it."

Boss Xia was confused and asked back, "I'm to blame?"

"No, it's that girl called Kui Shi You, why can't you even remember your girlfriend's name?"

"Oh——my girlfriend, um, what's wrong with her?" Mr. Xia probably understands now, it should be that Liu Xing brought a girl to his hometown to brainwash the old lady. , his "girlfriend" is still a foreign girl, "Why did she go to your place?"

"You still said, you dead child!" Speaking of this, the old lady didn't get angry at all, "The little girl is so good, she came here to help you, and she didn't dare to tell you that she was afraid that you would get angry. How do you treat others in normal times, making them afraid of you like this."

I have never treated her before, and I have never met her face to face. Today is the first time I know of this person.

Although President Xia thought so, of course it was impossible to say: "I think I treat her very well, what did she say?"

The old lady was stunned on the other end of the phone, and laughed: "I don't remember when I'm old, anyway, she really likes the way you play games seriously, and she also said that after you participated in some game competitions and got No. Kind of handsome, the two of you finally got together, and found that you can no longer play games, I was a little disappointed, so out of selfishness, I secretly came to me to intercede with you... Oh, the more I think about it, the more I think she is a good girl, and she even praised you A man who can focus on one thing is a good man!"

This is awesome.

"So..." Mr. Xia switched the phone to the other side, "Well, I see."

"Why do you react like this? The little girl is beautiful, well-behaved and smart, why did she catch up with you, a white-eyed wolf? I don't remember ever teaching a little bastard like you!"

Mr. Xia rubbed his nose and laughed: "Understood, I will treat her well."

After hearing this promise, the old lady was finally satisfied: "Come back to see me with her sometime, you know?"

"Understood, find a time for the little bastard to bring the little bastard's partner back to honor the old bastard."

"Oh, you little bastard, grabbed my pigtail and froze, didn't you? I won't talk to you anymore."

After speaking, the old lady hung up the phone.

In fact, Mr. Xia had also thought about finding someone to pretend to be his girlfriend, but the chance of being exposed was too high, and the consequences of being exposed were very serious, so he didn't have the guts to try it.The girl Liu Xing found must be very smart, she was able to make the old lady so happy, plus Liu Xing blowing wind in the old lady's ear, the old lady gave him back his freedom immediately when she was happy.

It took a week to clear the game of shaking m, and Mr. Xia finally got into the brand new game cabin sent by Liu Xing confidently. He not only gave him the privilege of paying in installments, but also bought insurance for the game cabin out of his own pocket. He couldn't help but want to sigh with emotion - what more can a husband ask for if he is born with a good friend!

Well, good poetry, very wet.

Considering the root of all evil mentioned by Liu Xing, Mr. Xia deliberately chose the profession of nurse and returned to the game. The first thing he did when he returned to the game was neither to revisit the old game scenery that he missed, nor to connect with the past to play together. A good friend of the little monster, but opened the version chat window and sent a sentence.

[World] No one knows that I am out of morals: brother is back!