CP is a demon, mistake me for a god [Quick Transmigration]

seriously.

Ji Chenge didn't quite understand what happened now.

Wearing an old-fashioned suit and combing back his hair meticulously, the principal, who has several wrinkles at the corners of his eyes despite his elegant demeanor, is talking to him in Shao Jue's tone.

"How about we just book the show in half an hour? It takes 10 minutes to walk from the school to the cinema, which is enough. After watching the movie, I just go to the supermarket to buy some daily necessities for you."

He skillfully used Ji Chenge's mobile phone to book a location, even skillfully entered the payment password, and put the mobile phone back into Ji Chenge's pocket.

Ji Chenge remained expressionless the whole time.

The principal's voice was low and sweet, and Shao Jue's unique rhythm was subtly blended in, which made Ji Chenge's brain ache.

Five minutes ago, they bit the bullet and left the school gate amidst the whispers of the students around them.

"It's the principal, wow, I've only seen him twice since the beginning of school."

"Who is that? A student?"

"It's not the headmaster's son, is it?"

"It's possible... You see, they are all so handsome."

"The principal's son? He's really handsome... Damn, no, that's a first-year student from our School of Journalism!"

Ji Chenge is actually quite famous in the academy.

There is no other reason, the main reason is that he is too handsome.

On the first day he came to the school to report, his name and a photo that was too handsome to be blurred were circulated wildly by the school girls in various small groups of the college.

The School of Journalism is neither big nor small, yin is prosperous and yang is weak, there are mostly seniors and juniors who are in harmony with each other, but one day, everyone knows that there is a handsome boy who is so handsome that he can make his debut in the academy this year.

During the military training, many seniors came here admiringly, holding drink boxes to express condolences, and then gave priority to filling drinks into Singer Ji Chen.

The friend asked, "Do you know him?"

The senior from the School of Journalism nodded affirmatively: "I know him, he is a freshman in our college this year."

"Damn it, you are worthy of being a junior from another academy!"

"I even said a few words to him at the orientation party, I remember his name is—"

Ji Chenge quickened his pace and walked farther and farther, leaving the discussions behind him far behind.

He couldn't imagine how many people in the academy would know about his "date" with the "principal" one day later.

The principal who initiated the attack calmly raised his foot and followed.

Ji Chenge walked numbly in the direction of the cinema, and the principal quietly followed behind him. After a strange silence for a long while, Ji Chenge finally said: "...What are you trying to do?"

"A date." The principal shrugged: "It's just borrowing his body, so why should you be so angry?"

Ji Chenge paused and questioned, "Borrow?"

The principal chuckled, stepped forward, and walked side by side with Ji Chenge.

He said in a relaxed tone, "Yes. There is a grievance and a debtor. Since he buried my body in the back mountain, of course I have to borrow his body."

"..." Ji Chenge glanced at him, and said expressionlessly: "You are Pengci."

It is indeed a touch of porcelain.

Although the principal ruthlessly killed the family of the teacher who reported him for corruption 20 years ago, Shao Jue really wasn't the principal who killed Shao Jue.

But one day when he came back from a meeting, there was suddenly a dead body in the principal's office. The principal felt guilty, fearing that the police would dig up the old things from 20 years ago, so he just kept doing nothing and buried Shao Jue in the back mountain.

During this period of time, he started to pay attention to Houshan again, and a large part of it was because of Shao Jue.

Why do dead people appear in the office for no reason?Who did it?Who moved here?What is the purpose of the people behind the scenes?Did you know something?Could it have something to do with what happened 20 years ago?

The principal was very anxious, and his hair fell out of anxiety. This time, the trio of the ghost team happened to hit the gun.

Ji Chenge looked at him coldly, "You just want to date me as the principal?"

Shao Jue was very innocent, he deliberately looked at his clothes, and asked knowingly, "Is there something wrong?"

Ji Chenge looked him up and down, but he didn't know what to say... It's not so much that he can't pick a mistake, it's better to say that there are too many things that are wrong, but there are too many things to say.

He sighed, "I'm going back to the dormitory."

With that said, he turned his feet and walked back.

Shao Jue grabbed Ji Chenge's arm and said helplessly, "Okay, okay, I won't bother you anymore."

The next second, the principal's body suddenly fell on the spot, unconscious. A Piao Shaojue "took off" the principal's skin, turned his neck, and said in a disgusted tone: "His cervical spine is not very good."

Ji Chenge: "..."

The passers-by were stunned, and then screamed slowly: "Someone has fainted!"

There were also enthusiastic passers-by who came over and asked Ji Chenge, "Is this someone you know?"

Ji Chenge could only say, "This is our principal."

"Huh? Principal? He won't have a cerebral thrombosis, right? Oh, call an ambulance!"

Under the care of passers-by, Ji Chenge could only take out his mobile phone and call 120. Five minutes later, the ambulance arrived at the scene. When the medical staff loaded the principal into the ambulance, they found that the patient was unaccompanied.

Ji Chenge and Shao Jue had already fled away.

Shao Jue was walking barefoot on the way to the cinema, in a good mood, Ji Chenge looked at his inexplicably excited back, and asked vigilantly, "Aside from borrowing his body, what else did you do?"

Shao Jue smiled, "I also wrote a diary, recalling the murder scene 20 years ago, and put it at the bottom of the desk drawer."

He thought to himself and said with emotion: "I found that I have a talent for writing novels. When describing the mental journey of completing the triple killing, I have a sense of substitution. If someone finds that diary, they will definitely think that he is a psychologically twisted mutant." .state."

"..."

Thank you for being so self-aware.

Arriving at the cinema, Ji Chenge went to the automatic ticket vending machine to scan the QR code and took the ticket. Before he could see where his seat was, he was pushed by Shao Jue to buy popcorn, and insisted on buying a couple's set meal.

-Two cups of fruit tea, plus a large chocolate popcorn.

Ji Chenge resisted, "You can't eat again."

"I haven't and I can't eat are two completely different things."

Ji Chenge pretended not to hear.

Shao Jue waited for a while, seeing that Ji Chenge really didn't intend to help him realize his "wish", so he said aggrievedly: "In that case, then I'll go to the hospital to find the principal, and then use his body to take a taxi to the cinema to watch a movie with you."

Ji Chenge gave Shao Jue a helpless look.

Five minutes later, he took two popular Internet celebrity fruit teas and popcorn to line up for ticket checking.

The fruit tea is very beautiful. The crystal clear fruits collide with each other in the transparent cup, refracting colorful light. Regardless of the actual taste of the fruit tea, the appearance is quite good.

The popcorn is also freshly made, and the aroma of chocolate and milk are subtly blended together, which rarely arouses Ji Chenge's appetite.

Ji Chenge noticed that people around were secretly watching them.

To be precise, he was looking at him.

Ordinary people can't see Shao Jue.

"Such a handsome guy actually watches a movie alone..."

"No way, you see he bought two drinks, his girlfriend should have gone to the bathroom."

"...Maybe they broke up just now?"

"Grass, are you a devil?"

Ji Chenge: "..."

He lowered his eyes indifferently, pretending he didn't hear anything.And the "girlfriend" Shao Jue they were talking about was standing next to Ji Chenge and yawning boredly.

The downsides of dating a ghost go far beyond that.

Ji Chenge was sandwiched between the affectionate couples, and finally when the movie started to check tickets, he entered the venue calmly under the curious eyes of the staff, and stopped in front of the last row of the screening hall.

He took two tickets and repeatedly confirmed them.

Shao Jue craned his neck to take a look, then looked back with a smile.

After confirming the seat number on the ticket seven or eight times, Ji Chenge asked with a sullen face, "Lover seat?"

Shao Jue was confident, "Spacious."

"Am I sitting in the couple seat alone?"

Shao Jue said, "You still have me."

Ji Chenge lost his temper completely.

As far as he knew, there were many girls in their news class B alone who liked to come here to watch movies, not to mention "The Covenant with Roses", which has become very popular recently.

But the matter has come to this point, he can only take a seat, he just hopes not to run into someone he knows here.

The couples sitting on both sides of Ji Chenge didn't pay much attention at first, but after 10 minutes of the movie, they found that Ji Chenge was still sitting alone.

The young girl poked her boyfriend, "Hey, look at the handsome guy next to us, he's alone!"

The boy didn't care much, "Your girlfriend didn't come?"

The girl asked: "Could it be a quarrel?"

The boy shrugged, "Who knows, he was released as a pigeon anyway."

The girl was heartbroken, "Fuck, what a handsome guy, I want to sit next to him to comfort him. Little brother is so handsome, how can I bear to let him go!"

"...I'm your fucking boyfriend."

After listening to the whispers from next door in silence, Ji Chenge lowered his head and looked expressionlessly at Shao Jue who was lying on his lap.

"If you want to watch a movie, you don't watch it when you come."

Shao Jue clearly felt Ji Chenge's bad mood, and smiled lightly as if he had succeeded in a prank.

"Senior brother, is it better than a greasy old man with unspoken rules and pure college students?"

Pure college student: "...Okay, just shut up."

Shao Jue leaned close to Ji Chenge's ear and asked him: "Why doesn't senior brother like me borrowing his body? Anyway, the soul is mine, so it's the same whoever's skin you use to date."

Ji Chenge was too lazy to say anything, so he could only pretend to be engrossed in watching the movie.

"Well, I understand." There was a malicious smile in Shao Jue's voice, "It turns out that brother only likes my body, not my soul. I just changed my body, and brother no longer loves me. me."

Such low-level provocative methods failed to move Ji Chenge.

Shao Jue made persistent efforts.

"Can such an interesting soul like mine not touch the heart of senior brother? Senior brother is really hard-hearted."

Ji Chenge said in his heart that it would be good if he really has a heart of stone, so that he won't be so angry by your strong words from time to time.

Shao Jue, who was continuously treated coldly, pretended to be suddenly enlightened.

"So the senior brother is angry?"

"..."

Shao Jue poked Ji Chenge with his elbow, "Brother, tell me, do you think he is ugly?"

"..."

In all fairness, the principal is not ugly, on the contrary he is a beautiful uncle with a good temperament.

However, Ji Chenge just felt uncomfortable. Seeing Shao Jue wearing the headmaster's skin and dating him enthusiastically, he felt a vein twitching on his forehead.

Shao Jue smiled lowly, and asked casually: "Senior brother. If one day... I also become wrinkled and my age is gone, but you are still young, what will you do?"

This question is inexplicable.

Ji Chenge and Shao Jue are both people who have experienced the baptism of heavenly thunder and were bound by the system, and they have long since left the cycle of life and death.

Even before they met, Shao Jue had lived alone for millions of years. His actual age was untestable. Anyway, it was more than enough to be Ji Chenge's ancestor. Even so, Shao Jue looked no better than Ji Chenge. How big is it.

Ji Chenge was puzzled and said, "Shao Jue, speak up if you have something to say."

Shao Jue said bluntly: "The more worlds we experience, the bigger the gap between you and me will be. Have you ever thought about how I should deal with myself when you are far behind me?"

Ji Chenge was startled.

After a while, he asked, "What are you worried about?"

Shao Jue's eyes flickered, but he just said, "Worried? Well, just think I'm worried. Maybe... I'm worried that I won't be worthy of my senior brother in the future?"

A strangeness flashed in Ji Chenge's heart, for a split second, he seemed to have noticed Shao Jue's real intention, but he was too late to grasp it.

He was silent for a moment, then replied: "No."

Even if the system slammed the forced divorce certificate in his face every day, and gave him the "Broken Marriage" achievement and rewarded him with 1000 points, he never thought of divorcing Shao Jue.

They have had a good life these years, there is no need for this.

"No." Shao Jue said, "I support divorce. If we divorce, we can get a 'Broken Marriage' achievement for nothing. There is a reward of 1000 points. At worst, we can remarry later."

Ji Chenge: "..."

A system that eavesdrops with its ears up: […]

The system is angry.

[Host!Get away from him!Get away from him!Scumbag! ]

Ji Chenge silently pressed the system back into the sea of ​​consciousness, "So... this is what you want to tell me today?"

Shao Jue tilted his head, "That's not true, this date is just a whim."

Ji Chenge didn't speak again.

Until the movie ended and they left the cinema on the roof, Shao Jue's question still lingered in Ji Chenge's mind.

——Have you ever thought about how to deal with me who is left far behind by you?

Shao Jue poked Ji Chenge, "Brother."

Ji Chenge looked up and saw Shao Jue pointing to the window of the mall selling cones. The second portion of ice cream cones of various flavors was half price, which happened to be one for each young couple.

Ji Chenge: "...Have you seen our couple package?"

He shook the untouched fruit tea and popcorn in the tote bag.

When the show was just over, he actually saw several journalism students, but he didn't know if they saw him or not.

Shao Jue showed regret.

"Why don't I pick up the corpse in advance...By the way, brother, this opportunity is rare, do you want to open a room with me?"

Ji Chenge: "..."

Buying a couple's seat alone, eating a couple's set meal alone, and going to open a room alone... This kind of behavior is already suspicious enough to see a psychiatrist, right?

Ji Chenge's tone was calm: "Shao Jue, do you know that you are about to be beaten?"

The author has something to say: Shao Jue: I don't believe it, unless you let me feel it.

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