CP is a demon, mistake me for a god [Quick Transmigration]

Ji Chenge turned on the phone and saw a row of red message prompts. He clicked on one of them casually and saw the monitor poking him two hours ago: Monitor: Brother, do you know the principal?

"..."

Well, it seems that the whole academy knew about his "date" with the principal. As for the follow-up after the principal fainted and was sent to the ambulance... Tsk, who knows what happened afterwards, let's see what happens.

Ji Chenge, who didn't want to think about it for the time being, poked open the red reminders in the list one by one, but didn't answer any of them, so he took a taxi back to school.

Shao Jue, who has great eyesight, felt that he had caused a catastrophe, so he was as quiet as a chicken along the way.

When he arrived at the school, Shao Jue disappeared inexplicably, and Ji Chenge went back to his dormitory building alone. As soon as he returned to dormitory 425, Hu Shanshan and Bai Feifei came to visit.

"Are you back, Master?"

Hu Shanshan has recently "lived" in the boys' dormitory openly and aboveboard, and Bai Feifei also called out: "Master, is your date over?"

Bai Feifei followed Hu Shanshan to call Ji Chenge Master recently. Ji Chenge thought that he had not confiscated his apprentice, so he acquiesced to this title.

Anyway, the master that modern people call casually does not include the profound master-student relationship as in the cultivation world.

"I'm back, what's the matter with you?"

Hearing his voice, Hu Shanshan pushed open the door, bouncing in with two bags of fruit, "We bought these at the school gate, for you."

A big bag of small red tomatoes and a big bag of snow pears, Ji Chenge accepted this gift with some surprise, "Thank you."

Bai Feifei was also very interested.

"Master, let me tell you, today we found a very interesting thing in Jinli Street! Shanshan, get it out quickly."

Hu Shanshan quickly took out a box from her backpack and handed it to Ji Chenge. Ji Chenge opened the box and saw a white and fat humanoid doll in a red kimono with disheveled hair.

Ji Chenge asked in surprise, "Mayue humanoid?"

Hu Shanshan wowed, eyes full of admiration: "Master, you really understand, that's the one!"

The May doll in front of me is also known as Ichimatsu doll, stand-in doll, etc. It is a kind of island doll that can change clothes, and it often appears in major horror movies.

It is said that the origin of the May doll is to protect the owner from disasters and pray for a life free from disease and disaster. Therefore, it is also called a stand-in doll, and it is usually given to children in the family or married daughters.

Among the many frightening legends about the May doll, there are "the doll's hair will grow longer", "the doll can walk by itself", etc., and a large number of related horror movies have been filmed. Just search the Internet casually to find out a lot.

Bai Feifei said happily: "We explained this stand-in doll to the audience in the live broadcast room, and they were very interested. The number of Shanshan's live broadcast room reached a new high, and she also received a reward from Tuhao. And the dolls are sold on Koi Street My boss also said that this stand-in doll is probably real."

Ji Chenge took out the doll, looked around, and thoughtfully put it back into the box.

He flipped through the box, and on the back of the box, there was a row of rigorous English——MadeinChina.

"..."

Cough, this stand-in doll does not have a built-in so-called function of praying for peace, but it is true that there are ghosts in it.

Just as he was about to speak, a pale hand picked up a small tomato and fed it into Ji Chenge's mouth.

"...?"

Shao Jue, who appeared out of thin air, has returned to his original appearance. He hugged Ji Chenge's neck and boasted without soul: "Oh, it's so cute. Then what are you going to do with it?"

As soon as Shao Jue came back, the temperature in bedroom 425 dropped several degrees in an instant.

Hu Shanshan and Bai Feifei shuddered.

They were all a little afraid of Shao Jue. After looking at each other, Hu Shanshan replied cautiously, "I want to take this back to the dormitory, live stream it tonight to sleep, and see if the doll next to the pillow can walk..."

Shao Jue nodded in agreement.

"A good idea. You two can go back to practice now, and we will watch the live broadcast."

An obvious eviction order.

Hu Shanshan and Bai Feifei looked at each other, and fled quickly with the box in their arms. Ji Chenge frowned and said softly, "She still can't deal with this kind of ghost."

Shao Jue coaxed him softly.

"Didn't Senior Brother train her on purpose? You have to let her know what can be touched and what can't be touched... Besides, there is a live broadcast system."

He held a small tomato in his mouth, and turned his head to Ji Chenge.

Ji Chenge turned his head to avoid it, and was held down by Shao Jue again, so he had to accept the other party's feeding mouth to mouth.

"..."

Shao Jue's long eyelashes drooped, his eyes were dark, but his tone was as gentle as ever.

"Senior brother is still angry with me?"

"...I'm not angry." Ji Chenge whispered: "I'm just thinking about what you said."

What Shao Jue said in the movie theater still lingered in Ji Chenge's ears.

——Have you ever thought about how I should deal with myself after being left far behind by you?

He really never thought about it.

"Ah, those." Shao Jue chuckled nonchalantly, "Don't take it to heart, I'll think about things that senior brother didn't think about for you."

Ji Chenge was silent for a while, "Shao Jue, I may not be a qualified Taoist companion."

Shao Jue nodded obediently, with an attitude of "just as long as you know it".

Ji Chenge: "..."

Ji Chenge paused, and continued: "But I never thought you were someone who would be left far behind by me."

He told Shao Jue word by word, earnestly:

"You never were."

Shao Jue stared at him quietly for a while, feeling that the scene in front of him quietly overlapped with a scene thousands of years ago. At that time, Ji Chenge personally said to him that I am your miracle.

Shao Jue lowered his eyes.Even though it was only a spirit body, he could clearly feel the throbbing in his chest.He covered the small waves in his eyes, lowered his head and exchanged a deep kiss with Ji Chenge.

……

Tonight, Hu Shanshan's live broadcast room was extremely lively.

The girl in pink pajamas said goodnight to her roommates. She was afraid that she would not be able to fall asleep, so she took a sleeping pill to help herself fall asleep.

Hu Shanshan said to the system: [System, turn on sleep mode. ]

[Okay, the sleep mode is about to be switched - notice to the host, after the sleep mode is activated, the system will shoot from a fixed angle for six hours.During the period, there are no functions such as dialogue, exchange of props, broadcast and rewards, etc. During the period, the host does not need mental support, only consumes its own power, and it will automatically shut down after six hours-are you sure?Ding, sleep mode has been turned on for you! ]

midnight.

The conscientious live broadcast system 101 found the most perfect angle, which happened to put Hu Shanshan and the stand-in doll into the camera. The moonlight streamed from the window, making the stand-in doll's white cheeks even more alluring.

[It's midnight, friends! ! 】

[Barrage body protection! ! 】

[No offense, no offense, no offense, no offense...] [Peace, friendship, prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality——] The doll moved.

It walked slowly on its short legs to Hu Shanshan's pillow, stretched out its small hands made of resin, and began to count Hu Shanshan's hair.

One, two, three... The delicate and beautiful doll sat down on the pillow, counting her hair with concentration.

【...What is it doing? 】

[Ahhhhhhh male anchor!Come and save your apprentice ah ah ah ah ah ah! 】【I withdrew my friends, I don’t dare to look at the pigeon’s absence, it’s too insecure】【The pigeon!Come and save your apprentice!She is too good, I don't worry ah ah ah! ] And Ji Chenge, who was affectionately called by the audience in another world, is destined not to see the situation here.

He did open Hu Shanshan's live broadcast room, but not long after opening it, Ji Chenge was stalked by the erotic ghost in his dormitory, and rolled onto the bed entangled.

The long snow-white hair was scattered on the pillow in a mess, and the flamboyant ghost was so enthusiastic that he hooked Ji Chenge and vowed to eat him up, and the thin hospital gown was lifted up to the collarbone by himself.

"Good boy, come here..."

His body was as cold as a dead person, and when it was attached to Ji Chenge's body, it could cause a burst of instinctive tremors.

"Yes, that's it... Well, how is it? It feels like spending the night with a ghost, is it cold there?"

Ji Chenge bit his Adam's apple, warning hoarsely: "Shut up."

The bed kept trembling and creaking. The old goblin was working too hard tonight and was more enthusiastic than usual.Ji Chenge was even fascinated to think that this bed is the public property of the school, and it would be embarrassing if they really collapsed it...

Shao Jue kissed Ji Chenge's cheek with a smile, his smile became more presumptuous, and he even let out a gasp that got worse: "Sweetheart, you are so hot... hiss, it's so hot to me..."

"..."

Ji Chenge silently closed his mouth, and the creaking of the bed became urgent.

The little cutie of the system has silently blocked the external perception, watching Hu Shanshan's live broadcast room with dead eyes, unless the anchor of "Spiritual Live" is about to die, otherwise it will not go out to disturb the host couple.

……

The night passed, and the ghosts in dormitory 425 had no intention of stopping, but on Hu Shanshan's side, with the dawn, the stand-in doll silently crawled into Hu Shanshan's quilt, sleeping obediently in her arms.

Hu Shanshan who woke up the next day was greatly frightened.

"It, why is it in the quilt! It was clearly placed in the basket next to the bed last night!"

Her roommate woke up sleepily, glanced at Hu Shanshan on the opposite bed, and suddenly woke up.

"Fuck, you dare to sleep with such an ugly doll? Are you afraid of being eaten by the doll?"

Hu Shanshan: qaq

Not to mention, she suspected that she was almost eaten, and it was her fate to survive.

The live broadcast system 101 hurriedly played last night's recording to Hu Shanshan, but the comment section didn't know what happened, but they were already queuing up for Hu Shanshan's funeral. Ah], [Anchor, let me buy you a resurrection scroll, okay! ] and other comments, the likes all broke four digits.

Hu Shanshan wanted to cry, "Ah...was it so scary last night? Yes, it counted my hair all night."

She covered her head tightly, and was slowly overwhelmed by fear: "I can always hear someone talking to me in my dream, but I'm too sleepy, so I can't hear clearly. I... I decided, or threw it away. Let it!"

As soon as she thought of it, Hu Shanshan got up immediately, picked up the doll carefully, packed it in the original box, and threw it into the trash can in the safe staircase.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have bought you back, I was wrong, let's break up now!"

After finishing speaking, she stepped on her slippers and returned to the dormitory as if fleeing for her life. As soon as she entered the door, she saw the doll lying in her storage basket in good condition, smiling at her.

Hu Shanshan gasped for breath, and suddenly exited the dormitory, and looked at the trash can outside—good guy, there was only one empty box left.This doll, she can teleport!

Hu Shanshan, who was trembling, finally regained her sanity. Yes, this kind of thing should not be thrown away...

She rushed into the morning self-study classroom with a substitute doll, planning to ask Ji Chenge for help, but unexpectedly, the senior sister who supervised their morning self-study told him: "Chen Ge? Half a day off."

Hu Shanshan looked desperate.

Bai Feifei poked Hu Shanshan, "What's the matter, what happened last night? Why are you so scared?"

Hu Shanshan wanted to cry but had no tears, so she could only tell Bai Feifei what happened last night, and Bai Feifei turned pale with fright after hearing it.

"...This ghost seems to be much more powerful than we expected, let's tell Master, we can't deal with it ourselves."

Hu Shanshan nodded tearfully, and opened the live broadcast room.

"Dear audience friends, you all know what happened last night. So now, my teammates and I are going to find Master. Only he can solve this situation."

【Anchor, you are still alive...】

[Congratulations on surviving! 】

[Let's go find the pigeons quickly, newcomers, don't play so hard, it's really not easy to be an anchor in the supernatural zone, in fact, several anchors died in our supernatural zone...] [Don't scare the female anchor, okay, those who died They are all special cases, if you encounter a fierce ghost, you can't beat them at all. 】【Uh, speaking of fierce ghosts, doesn’t Pigeon’s family have a domesticated fierce ghost? 】Hu Shanshan and Bai Feifei rushed to bedroom 425 and pushed the door open forcefully.

"!!!"

On the bed by the window, two figures overlapped each other, Hu Shanshan only had time to see a touch of white wrapped around Ji Chenge's waist, and Ji Chenge quickly covered the person under him with a quilt.

Ji Chenge turned his head and looked at the two unexpected visitors blankly.

His smooth upper body is shown in the camera of 101. The muscles on his body have been exercised just right, and his thin body is unexpectedly full of explosive power.

The morning sun streamed in through the blinds, and the usually gentle man turned out to be extremely sexy at this moment.

Before the audience in the live broadcast room could react, Shao Jue's cold voice rang in Hu Shanshan's ears.

"Get out."

The wind is blowing, and the killing intent is fully revealed!

Hu Shanshan closed the door as fast as she could in her life, and with a bang, the door reinforced by the runes was corroded by Shao Jue's yin energy into an exaggerated pit, which was crumbling.In the room, Shao Jue wrapped Ji Chenge with a quilt, his face sank like water, Ji Chenge silently held Shao Jue's arm, for fear that the big devil would kill the protagonist on the spot in a fit of anger.

Hu Shanshan who almost died: "..."

Bai Feifei who didn't see anything: "What happened?!"

【…】

【exist?Why closed? 】

[Open the door!I want to watch ghost movies! ! 】

【Don't close the door!What was it just now?What was it just now?Pigeons usually wear pajamas when they sleep!Don't anyone try to lie to me! ! 】【Open the door!let me see!open the door!open the door!I want to see handsome guy! ! ! ! ! 】Hu Shanshan: "..."

Are you trying to kill me?

作者有话要说：昨晚的更新重写了。然后再跟大家说一下，接下来的世界会做一点调整，可能还会加入新副本qwq.感谢在2021-01-0719:00:00~2021-01-0819:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the shallow water bomb: just a passerby;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmines: 4 cute loves without heads; 1 Xia Xuan; thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: 30 bottles of Tianliang for a good night's sleep; Jimu sent the bird, white fungus and lotus seed eight-treasure porridge, and Xiaoqiqi 1 bottle; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!