CP is a demon, mistake me for a god [Quick Transmigration]

In the school cafeteria, Hu Shanshan and Bai Feifei were sitting opposite each other. Hu Shanshan covered her face, exuding an air of lovelessness from birth, and the passing students couldn't help but look sideways.

"I shouldn't be cheap...why should I push the door, why, why..."

Bai Feifei was at a loss. He didn't understand what Hu Shanshan saw in the men's dormitory and why they escaped from the dormitory, but he thoughtfully bought two cups of hot milk and handed one of them to Hu Shanshan to calm her down.

"Shanshan, what did you see?"

Hu Shanshan replied sadly: "Fei Fei, today is probably the last day of my life."

Bai Feifei was shocked: "Huh?"

"Brother Menggui won't let me go, I saw Master undressing, woohoo, Master hates me too, I'm done..."

"Uh." Bai Feifei didn't quite understand, "What's wrong with a man's body? Is it because Master's body is not good?"

Hu Shanshan, who had an inexplicable crush on Ji Chenge, immediately objected seriously: "No, he is very handsome, the kind of handsome you can't catch up with in your whole life!"

Bai Feifei: "..."

Feeling that his skin was hurt, Bai Feifei said quietly: "Is your filter for Master a bit thick?"

"Ah? Is there? Bah, bah, bah, that's not the point!" Hu Shanshan thumped the table, "There are only two paths left for my future, either I will die with the leather double doll, or I will die with Big Brother Pi Menggui!"

"……calm down."

At this very moment, netizens from different worlds are also frying their pots.

#人鬼情不了#

#Spiritual District Live Rollover Accident#

#Anchor Pigeon#

#Ghost Big Brother#

Four trending searches climbed the pinkpink trending list one after another, and the super chat immediately exploded on the spot. A few high-quality screenshots contributed by fans with quick eyes and quick hands received tens of thousands of likes within half an hour.

[What, what happened to the supernatural zone?Did another anchor kill himself? 】【An accident in which the live broadcast of the anchor died again in the supernatural zone? 】【Holy shit, this guy is the anchor of the supernatural zone?With such good looks and such a figure, she actually wants to do a live broadcast in a supernatural zone where the survival rate is worrying?Handsome guy, you can make a lot of money by sleeping with the camera on! 】This is an uninformed netizen who strayed into Chaochao.

【Lick the face of the pigeon】

[Licking the pigeon's back]

[Wuuuuuu have you seen the expressionless face of the pigeon?It's too A, the pigeons are on me! ! 】This is a fan who is obsessed with the beauty of the male anchor.

[Few upstairs, Brother Menggui is watching you. 】

[It's thanks to the world being apart, otherwise your heads would all be crushed by Brother Ghost. 】【Is this the correct way to raise ferocious ghosts? I've already filled my brain with 30 words of meat...】This is probably...a cp fan of Ji Chenge's live broadcast room, right?

[I want more!More!More!I want to see the handsome guy's meat!body! 】【No, this is all the screenshots. The pigeon only showed his upper body, and Brother Ghost is even more blurred. 】While everyone was lamenting, someone asked: 【Just out of curiosity, what is your experience sleeping with a ghost? 】【...No one here has ever slept. 】【Hahahahahaha, you can give the pigeon hundreds of millions of rewards and ask him himself!But I guess he will ignore you, he can precisely filter the comments he doesn't want to see. 】【Actually, I am more curious about the experience of sleeping with pigeons.He really, really grew up on my aesthetic! 】This group of people waited desperately for new screenshots or animations to appear, but after an hour, it was still those high-budget screenshots that everyone was turning around.

When they got together, they found something extraordinary.

[Is no one recording the screen!Brothers and sisters, it has been an hour since the incident happened, where is your screen recording? ! 】【... Strange to say, I recorded the screen, but the file was damaged, so it wouldn't open at all. 】【My file is broken too, what the hell, are you guys too?I thought I was the only one who was unlucky, this, this, is this a supernatural event? ! 】【real or fake?Your screen recording is not working well? ! 】The little cutie of the system with deep merit and fame silently watched the forums of other worlds, and finally breathed a sigh of relief after seeing their discussions.

Very good, no one hid the screen recording of the live broadcast just now. After a while, it hacked into the network of the other world and deleted all the high-resolution pictures of the host.

Although the host will also have a topless scene when shooting a movie, but--but the nature is completely different, okay!

It was that Shao Jue, if he hadn't bewitched the host, how could such a strict host forget to lock the door!It's all Shao Jue's old goblin, as soon as he's old, he knows how to seduce a child and flirt with the bed, and he pretends to be tender one by one...

The bald little cutie of the system wiped the buttocks of the host and his wife while puffing up.

Many users who would never step into the supernatural zone on weekdays flocked to Hu Shanshan and Ji Chenge's live broadcast room, and the number of fans in their live broadcast room increased at a frightening speed.

And Hu Shanshan finally received a call from Ji Chenge.

"...Hello? Master, master?"

Ji Chenge on the other end of the phone hummed lightly, and went straight to the point.

"I've watched your recording. Most of the doll is a ghost. What I'm worried about now is whether it has already entangled you."

His tone seemed to be the same as usual, but subtly different.

"Ah? Haunt me?" Hu Shanshan was taken aback for a moment, and quickly got into the mood, "Yes, yes, yes, I threw it into the trash can this morning, but it ran back by itself."

Ji Chenge was silent for a while, "Is Bai Feifei by your side?"

"I'm here!"

"Come here together, let's do an experiment tonight to see if it really entangles you."

Hu Shanshan, who didn't expect it to be so complicated, turned pale, "Master...you say that because this ghost is difficult to deal with? Can't it be eliminated directly like before?"

Ji Chenge explained: "If it is already bound to you, then when you destroy it, you will be backlashed by the curse."

"..." Hu Shanshan's face was solemn, she lowered her voice, and asked cautiously: "Master, are you still angry?"

"……No."

"That, that, is Brother Menggui here?"

"Well, he's here."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?"

Ji Chenge was silent for a longer time this time, and then told her: "Don't be alone with him, and notify me as soon as possible when you are alone."

Hu Shanshan: "..."

What does it mean? !She suddenly became more afraid, what should I do!

Ji Chenge hung up the phone and sighed softly, "How are you going to accompany me?"

The dormitory door is half rotten, and there is no way to explain it to the dormitory uncle. Ji Chenge was afraid that the students coming and going would notice it, so he dug out an animation poster from the class monitor's cabinet and pasted it on, barely covering it up. The big hole in the door.

Shao Jue, the instigator, crossed his legs and propped his chin with one hand. There were conspicuous seams on his thin white neck. He evoked a malicious smile.

"Then remove the protagonist's bedroom door and install it in your place."

"..."

It's a good idea, but unfortunately not realistic.

Ji Chenge looked at the hot-blooded animation posters of Fenzhong Er, and then at the magical girls in swimsuits in his hands, and the bunny girls Yujie group... He felt that posting posters would be better than pasting the student newspapers issued by the school on the door.

While rummaging through boxes and cabinets, he asked Shao Jue:

"The ghost in the figure of May, do you have a clue?"

The stand-in doll was not in the original plot of "Spiritual Live". In the original plot, Hu Shanshan rarely left school, let alone go to the Koi Street so far to play.

Probably because of Ji Chenge's intervention, the speed of clearing the small dungeon was faster, so the protagonist group had time to go out to play, or in other words, Hu Shanshan and Bai Feifei were stimulated by his going out on a date, so they also ran out to play on a whim up?

Shao Jue thought for a while, "Speaking of counting ghosts with hair, I do have a clue."

"tell me the story?"

"You can find this rumor on the Internet. Ghosts who count hair like to look for women with long hair as their prey. It is said that before dawn, if ghosts can count how many hairs a woman has, they can take her life."

Ji Chenge seriously thought about the difficulty of counting hairs, and questioned: "Is this realistic?"

Shao Jue snorted, "Everyone's physique cannot be generalized. Some people have more hair, some have less hair, and the difficulty of counting is different. Don't you think so?"

Ji Chenge persuaded him.

Judging from Hu Shanshan's current hair volume, there should be no problem for the time being.

During the conversation, the protagonist group returned to the scene of the crime. Hu Shanshan hid behind Bai Feifei like a quail, and dared not step into the 425 dormitory for a long time. Shao Jue sneered and said in a strange way: "Why, a certain anchor has gained fans again gone?"

Hu Shanshan was shocked.

"I, I, I, I didn't turn on the camera right now! I swear to God! I'm sorry I was wrong! I will never do a live broadcast without saying hello again! I won't barge in without knocking!"

Shao Jue hooked the corners of his lips, and unexpectedly said nothing.

But his focus has never been on whether Hu Shanshan has "photographed". The reason for his unhappiness is that Hu Shanshan cut off his good relationship with Ji Chenge, and because of his possessive desire for Ji Chenge.

Tsk, it's okay in normal times, Ji Chenge at that time... Shao Jue doesn't want others to see it.

If it wasn't for the Destiny Child of the Small World

Ji Chenge keenly sensed a hint of malice in the air, turned his head and gave Shao Jue a warning look.

Shao Jue shrugged.

Ji Chenge finally fixed the newspaper on the door, and he said to the protagonist group: "Okay, let's pretend that it didn't happen. Let's start talking about business."

They discussed in the dormitory for a while around the May figure, and finally decided to ask Bai Feifei to help test whether the May figure was entangled with Hu Shanshan.If not, then destroy it directly, if it is, then talk about it.

That night, the stand-in doll was brought into bedroom 426 and shared the bed with Bai Feifei.

It's a pity that as soon as midnight came, the stand-in doll went back to Hu Shanshan by herself.

From this, it can be confirmed that the stand-in doll has already entangled Hu Shanshan.

Hu Shanshan, who counted her hair all night, was so frightened that her face turned blue.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

This is simply spending money to find guilt, and she asked for it all!

"In that case, leave the rest to Shao Jue."

Hu Shanshan was a little confused: "Huh?"

Ji Chenge said: "Shao Jue will take care of it."

From Ji Chenge's point of view, Shao Jue is best at things like curses and contracts, and it is just right for him to entrust Hu Shanshan's personal safety. The heroine of "Spiritual Live" was killed.

Hu Shanshan thought about it and quickly agreed with the plan.

——Fighting poison with poison, defeating fierce ghosts with fierce ghosts, you really deserve to be a master!

That night.

The stand-in doll was placed next to Hu Shanshan's pillow, white and fat, very cute.

Hu Shanshan anxiously sent messages in the group.

Hu Shanshan: I can't sleep.

Bai Feifei: Take some sleeping pills?

Hu Shanshan: I ate it, but it didn't seem to work this time... @吉陈歌, Master, is Brother Ghost coming?It's almost eleven o'clock!

Ji Chenge: He has passed, so he should have arrived.

Hu Shanshan: Huh, huh, why can't I see him?

Ji Chenge: If he stands beside your bed, ghosts won't dare to come out.

It makes sense, and Hu Shanshan, who was persuaded by Pi, immediately sent another message.

Hu Shanshan: One sleeping pill doesn't work, how about ten?

Bai Feifei: Are you going to commit suicide?

Hu Shanshan: ...

At 11:30 in the evening, the drowsiness finally came late, and Hu Shanshan's eyelids became heavier and heavier, and she fell into a dream under the influence of the medicine.

In a daze, she heard a child's voice, singing in her ear, oh, why is the doll's face so white?

Because the doll is so hungry.

Why are the doll's hands so small?

Because the doll wants to touch you.

Why do dolls have legs under their skirts?

Because the doll wants to follow you!

Why are the doll's eyes so big?

Because the doll wants to watch you~

Why is the doll's mouth so red?

Because its skin is stained red with your blood!

……

Hu Shanshan instinctively felt the danger, she struggled to wake up, but all failed, when she was full of despair, she heard the creaking sound.

Like... who's chewing what?

The dark wind nursery rhymes in my ears also stopped abruptly.

Hu Shanshan was awakened by a strange and indescribable force. She opened her eyes and vaguely saw a slender figure standing beside her bed under the moonlight... eating?

Her eyes went dark, and she fell asleep again.

But the audience in the live broadcast room clearly saw what happened around Hu Shanshan.

"Do you know why I am like this for nothing?"

Familiar white hospital gown, familiar snow-colored long hair, familiar tone of the underworld... Shao Jue, who appeared in the dormitory out of thin air, grabbed the stand-in doll.

He said with a smile, "Because of me, the lack of nutrition needs to be replenished."

Shao Jue gently snapped off the stand-in doll's head and put it into his mouth.

Click click.

After eating the doll's head, he broke off an arm of the doll and threw it into his mouth as well.

The way Shao Jue chewed the stand-in doll was like chewing gum with relish.

While chewing, it seems that the stand-in doll is wailing, screaming, and begging for mercy...

Shao Jue turned a deaf ear.

The horrible chewing sounds continued, and in such a quiet night, these sounds were extraordinarily clear and eerie.

【…】

[The picture is too beautiful, I dare not look at it...]

[Is this a fierce ghost? I'm just a good guy. 】

【Peace, Friendship, Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization, Harmony, Freedom, Equality...】

[I take back my previous statement about wanting a ghostly boyfriend, I don't deserve it, I'm afraid] [...that pigeon, who looks so gentle, dares to have sex with this thing. Love, I respect him as a macho. ] The macho pigeon who is watching the live broadcast: "..."

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-01-0819:00:00~2021-01-0919:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the rocket: just a passerby;

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