captain migraine

One of the tokens of love, the "dog head necklace", was successfully returned to its place at a sky-high price of 7000 million. Now, let us turn the camera back to the 24 hours before Comrade Luo Shenzhou met Caesar again, and take a look at the second token of love, "Confiscated "Ghost killing" situation.

On the first day, Comrade Luo Chenzhou took great pains in order to get Ghost Killer back from Father Luo.

The black-haired young man almost performed dog food stunts on the spot to please his father - it wasn't because he had to bring Ghost Killer wherever he went, it was because he really couldn't stand his father's use of other people's unique talents Thank you for cutting watermelon.

Watermelon, of course, is very red.

The juice of the watermelon was stained on the blade of Ghost Killer's sharp dagger. Luo Chenzhou looked at it and felt that it was the blood and tears left by Ghost Killer.

"The knives are all curled up, do you think I'm rare? For old antiques, you can get a discount if you ask for more than 100 yuan or ten on the street stall. It seems that you are playing with children who don't understand anything." The old man grabbed it disdainfully. The priceless antique was wiped on the dishcloth at home, put Guisha back into the scabbard, and threw it to his eldest son, "Here, just roll the mouth and forget it. When I used it just now, there was still a piece of fish scale sticking to it." , and even took it to wash and cut melons for you—do you dare to be more sloppy, poor boy?"

What kind of fish scales, those are the scales of the siren, a tourist souvenir brought back by your filial son to your old man from 500 years ago!

Unconvinced, Luo Chenzhou took the ghost killer, touched it like a baby, and buried the dagger deeply in the pile of clothes in the suitcase.

The next day, he was stopped at the front door of the security check by the beautiful airport ground worker sister.

The ground staff sister smiled and said amiably: "Sir, according to the regulations, for the safety of you and others, controlled knives are not allowed on the plane."

Luo Chenzhou: "..."

Comrade Luo Chenzhou felt that the whole world was against him.

When filling out the consignment management form, the black-haired young man silently shed tears of bitterness for himself, thinking about the big dog, big dog, in order to protect the token of love you gave me, the whole world is with me enemy.

……

Within [-] hours, Ghost Killer was reduced from a top-notch collectible worth [-] gold coins to a watermelon knife and finally to a controlled knife.

Luo Chenzhou didn't know which identity would be more shocking to this priceless dagger. He only knew that compared with 500 years ago, the real world really seemed too unromantic. The tokens of love are made as cheap as street stalls.

Well, of course Luo Chenzhou didn't know at this time that the "true! Street stall" he gave to Caesar back then had already turned into a luxury worth 36 million about 7000 hours ago—and the Ghost Killer that was probably worth 7000 million back then, Now it has become a street stall on the roadside for seven yuan and seventy-seven cents.

Feng Shui turns in turns, which is probably what it means.

It costs 20 yuan to consign the ghost killer. In order to show how much he attaches importance to it, Luo Chenzhou also bought the ghost killer with consignment insurance.

A total of 35 yuan was spent, and the ghost killer was successfully returned to its place.

When Luo Chenzhou was dragging his luggage and walking alone on the road to the waiting room, the marble floor of the airport was wiped clean, and the cold and lifeless light reflected his vague figure. Luo Chenzhou lowered his head , and suddenly recalled in a daze that he also liked to lie on the side of the Stormrage at the beginning, relying on the fact that he would no longer get seasick, he looked down and looked down at his own reflection in the turbulent waters of the blue Mediterranean Sea.

For such stupid behavior, how does the big dog evaluate it?

"Idiot, spit to death, you deserve it."

……

Luggage rollers rattling on the ground seemed to be the only sound around. Luo Chenzhou passed by, there were parents who kept nagging their children to get on the plane, and some were silent and walked around quickly with their heads down. business people, and couples hugging and crying together as if they were parting for life and death.

"..."

The black-haired young man raised his eyebrows, expressing his disdain in a cold and noble way.

... Cry, there is a fart to cry.

Even if you are on the other side of the earth, plug the network cable into the wall, charge your mobile phone for a fee, the video, the phone call, and when you are in a good mood, send a text message to write a love letter——

Geographical distance counts ass.

Timelines longer than the equator are truly stunning.

I'm on the side where the technology is advanced, and you're on the side where you wouldn't even believe that there is such a thing as an airplane in the world.

I miss you every day, but you don't see you, you drink light beer, and I drink tap water.

The worst thing in the world is definitely not being charged for international roaming when you make a phone call, but that even if you are willing to be deducted double for international roaming, no one can provide you with a number to connect you to that day and night. Maokeng also thinks about the person who wants to vomit blood, even if you are actually just possessed by the soul of a masochist, and suddenly want to hear him scold you with a particularly touching "garbage".

That's not enough—is there anything worse than just google related entries when you miss your lover?Moreover, Google didn't even provide a photo, so when looking at those texts, I had to take the time to make up his handsome dog face for comfort.

Luo Chenzhou felt that he really read the wrong major - he knew he would study information engineering, so that he could devote his whole life to inventing a phone that could be dialed 500 years ago, ahaha.

Board the plane, find a seat, sit down.

When the black-haired young man was sitting by the window with a blank face, looking calmly through the small window at the busy ground crew on the aircraft factory, he didn't know that at this moment, thousands of miles away There was also a man who boarded a flight from Munich to China with simple luggage.

He brought the ghost killer that Caesar gave Luo Chenzhou.

He was wearing the dog head necklace that Luo Chenzhou had given to Caesar.

When the plane flew slowly towards the clouds and they looked out through the transparent window, what they saw was the same blue sky.

They headed towards the same destination from both ends of the earth, for that long-planned encounter.

……

"If you meet again in 500 years, will you remember me?"

"meeting."

Everyone in the Mediterranean Sea knows that "Black Wave" Caesar has always been a man of his word.

So 500 years later, he finally stood in front of him.

……

——Children, you look familiar. Have we met somewhere?

"..."

——Go to you Mad, of course I have seen it, not too long ago, just 500 years ago, by the Mediterranean Sea.