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Dormitory 407 expressed strong dissatisfaction with Luo Chenzhou, whose face was rippling since he got the class schedule.

"Holding the timetable and the Bible, why, finally preparing to fly down from the fourth floor to sacrifice yourself for the good wish of 'cancelling the final exam'?" The boss taunted with disdain.

"...Why did you put their name in a black frame in the professor's notes of 'Marine Meteorology'? It's so perverted." The young man poked his head out from behind for peeping, and smacked his lips to take over the baton of ridicule from the boss, "The new professor is not dead."

"He's not going to offer a sacrifice, nor is he going to engrave an epitaph for others," Dong Ming, the third child, pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose, "Have you not seen the rhythm of his sacrifice——Luo Chenzhou, Hurry up and put away your youthful look, pay attention to the influence in public places, or the boss will throw you down from the fourth floor——Lu Jiajia, don’t think that I didn’t see you stealing my French fries when I was talking, three brothers ’, and open your mouth so wide, it’s very expensive, okay... Oh yes, for example, your current mouthful is 20 yuan.”

Lu Jiajia turned around and stuffed the French fries into the mouth of Luo Chenzhou who was waiting to be fed with his mouth wide open.

Lu Jiajia: "Look, I'm taking care of my younger brother."

Dong Ming: "...Get lost."

Boss: "I've never seen a cat in heat eat chips."

The six eyes of the three people in the dormitory turned to a certain person who didn't speak, crunched, chewed French fries, hummed a song, and pasted heart-shaped stickers from unknown sources on certain grids on the class schedule.

Dong Ming: "...I've seen it now."

Lu Jiajia: "Long experience."

Boss: "Come here, get this girl out of the single dormitory dedicated to elders."

……

The night before the start of the marine meteorology class, Comrade Luo Chenzhou clung to the bed, quietly touched his ghost over and over again, fumbled for the uneven dagger with his fingertips tirelessly, his heart was beating wildly, and he couldn't fall asleep.

The next day, the farm behind the school started crowing before dawn. Luo Chenzhou jumped up and got up with dark circles under his eyes. When he came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, the boss's snoring was still loud ring.Walking around the playground to restrain the beast light in his eyes, Luo Chenzhou went to the classroom early and grabbed the most suitable seat in the front row for onlookers—combined with "I can see him easily" and "He can also see me at a glance" After analyzing the angles, he busily changed seats three times, and the black-haired young man finally sat down honestly in the middle of the third row of the auditorium.

Then arrange the textbooks, notebooks, and pencil cases in a line on the seat next to him, occupying a seat for the boss, the second, and the third.

When the time finally approached the class time like a tortoise crawling, the group of people in the same class finally came to the classroom one after another, they yawned, some of them didn’t even bring their books, some girls were still wearing makeup while walking—this scene Luo Chenzhou badly recalled his difficult experience of putting on makeup, and couldn't help but sigh deeply that women are really magical creatures.

Then he thought of Zhizhi.

I don't know what happened to that silly girl.

After thinking about it, I was bored anyway, took out my mobile phone and searched for pictures about the black scale shark, and when I saw the first picture with buck teeth and yellow, it looked like a deformed baby with a fish tail. When he saw the picture of the mummified mermaid in the same pose, the black-haired young man silently closed the browser.

After waiting for a while, the uncles in the dormitory finally came.

As a top student, Lu Jiajia was very satisfied with the position Luo Chenzhou had chosen. He glanced at the complete set of school supplies that Luo Shenzhou was putting on the chair to occupy his seat. He patted the shoulder of the smallest comrade in the dormitory, and spoke in a very gratifying tone. Said: "Finally growing up."

Then he turned around and took out a notebook thicker than the palm of his hand from his schoolbag, three or four colored markers, a black water-based pen, and the marine meteorology textbook that had long been pasted with small notes made during the preview .

The third child, Dong Ming, pouted, sat down next to Lu Jiajia, turned the bag over and over again, and finally found a brand new marine meteorology textbook from the bottom of the bag, which was completely unused except for the stain of breakfast oil.

The boss was more straightforward, he sat down next to Luo Chenzhou and then remained silent.When Luo Chenzhou lowered his voice and asked him why he hadn't brought the book, the guy looked blank and innocent: "Book? What kind of book?——There are books for the subject of marine meteorology?"

Luo Shenzhou, Lu Jiajia, Dong Ming: "..."

The school bell rings.

Even without someone shouting, Luo Chenzhou's whole soul stood up from the hairs - even though his body was sitting upright in his seat at this moment, his face was expressionless, and his black pupils were fixed on the underside of the blackboard. On a chipped square brick.

The boss looked at him with his head tilted for a while, and was happy: "It's fresh, I haven't seen such a sitting posture since I graduated from elementary school. Before I graduated from elementary school, I saw it from the blueprint of eye exercises."

Lu Jiajia: "I'll buy you a red scarf to wear after class, Young Pioneers."

Dong Ming was more straightforward. He stabbed Luo Chenzhou's waist with a knife: "Let me down my waist! It looks so straight like a meerkat! Is it stupid!"

The students in the back row were still telling nasty jokes, the smell of cosmetics from the girl on the left rear came into the nostrils from behind, the boys on the right back were still discussing the start of playing DOTA last night, the classroom was noisy, until the door of the lecture hall, where The ugly green curtain that fluttered slightly in the cold wind covering the door was lifted up by a tall figure, and Luo Chenzhou's eyes mechanically turned to the visitor who was always behind the light.

Everything around seemed to disappear.

All the hustle and bustle, all the whispers, even the conversation between the boss and Dong Ming, everything disappeared.

It seemed that only the man standing at the door was left in the world, holding a brand-new textbook that became so small for his figure, when he pushed open the door of the lecture theater and lifted the curtain blocking the way At that time, he seemed very impatient with the dust raised when the curtain fluctuated, the man frowned, and clicked his tongue softly and very obsessively.

Luo Chenzhou still remembers that 500 years ago, when he was still named McGarl, whenever he ran on the deck with bare feet and then rolled and jumped onto the man's white bed, the man would make such an expression and express such disgust. He raised his foot and kicked him unceremoniously to the bottom of the bed.

500 years later, his big dog walked towards him in a suit and leather shoes.

If the brief glimpse at the beginning of school and the sudden encounter made it too late for Luo Chenzhou to take a good look at him, then at this moment, he can finally take a good look at this man who seems to have been separated for 500 years.

If it weren't for that familiar feeling, Luo Chenzhou would hardly have recognized him. When he saw the well-dressed man with a stern face, he walked up to the podium with steady steps, holding both sides of the podium with an undeniable arrogance and staring at the classroom. In the crowd of noisy students, at that moment, the heart of the black-haired young man was completely suspended——

The lecture hall was dimly lit, and the voices of the students became more subdued.

When the man bent down to turn on the computer under the podium, a white dog head pendant that Luo Chenzhou was very familiar with slipped out of the man's neckline.

500 years ago, he stuffed it into his hands with his own hands.

When the light from the computer turned on and illuminated the man's handsome face, Luo Chenzhou once again saw an inconspicuous but extremely glaring red mark from top to bottom on the man's right eye—as if he was once used by someone. As if a saber had been cut across his eyelids, Luo Chenzhou guessed that it was probably just the imprint of the man on the podium from birth.

500 years ago, in the same position, he personally wrapped the bandage and applied medicine for him.

So the big stone in my heart finally fell to the ground.

It's him.

Correct.

The noisy classroom finally came back, and the breath became smoother. Comrade Luo Chenzhou finally learned to breathe for the second time in the past year since No.20 was born. The moment the professor's face was illuminated by the computer light, she covered her mouth and let out a low scream, then immediately turned her head and started a lively discussion with the girls in the same dormitory row.

Lu Jiajia cursed in a low voice: "Oh grass, did you see that? You are a winner in life."

Dong Ming muttered very honestly: "Emma, ​​as long as this professor lives for a day, we won't even think about dating after graduation."

The boss cut calmly: "Well, not as handsome as me."

Then he turned his head, squeezed Luo Chenzhou's chin, and turned the big face of the boy who was almost straight-eyed to force him to look at his chubby face. His mouth was not idle: "Didn't you cry? - Well, I didn't cry this time, it's good - tell me how unpromising you were on the first day of school, and you were actually cried by a handsome man in public."

There was already booing in the classroom, and the girls chirped and asked the professor to introduce himself and all contact information.

The roof is about to come off.

It’s fresh. Meteorology majors have been focusing on scripted subjects for 300 years in drowsy classes. Except for physical education, no class has ever been so lively.

Noisy.The man on the podium became irritable when he saw the chaos and chaos under the stage, and a ray of light shot from nowhere in the crowd was so hot that he wanted to burn him right through. For some reason, he was disturbed by this gaze , Caesar tugged on his tie, and then another small orgasm.

The man seemed to hear something in his mind snap off.

He grabbed the book on the podium and threw it on the podium. With a bang, the computer screen flickered, and the wooden podium creaked unbearably.

So the world is quiet.

"What do you look at, can you be handsome enough to eat? I'm here to teach, not to be a monkey for you, big trash."

Classroom audience: "..."

Lu Jiajia: "Tsk tsk, tyrannical."

Dong Ming: "Oh shit, show offers are beaten to death and maimed, who will win? I support it spiritually."

Boss: "Fuck me, personal attack! Complain!"

Luo Chenzhou: "...I am willing to be attacked to death by him."

The girl in the back row: "Jiayao zero zero eight six."