captain migraine

It’s not so much that Luo Chenzhou climbed into the bathroom by himself, it’s better to say that Caesar was actually teaching a baby to walk all the way into the bathroom. The en suite bathroom of the spacious bachelor apartment is even narrower - no wonder the architect, even if it made people think about it, he might not have thought that one day he would squeeze two tall men into the bathroom of the house he built. adult male.

In the process of being pushed halfway into the bathroom by Caesar, Luo Chenzhou's elbow hit the door frame hard.

Luo Chenzhou hugged the innocent shot elbow so painfully that he wished to fly up, but the person behind him didn't notice the sin he had done at all, but felt dissatisfied with the sudden stop of the black-haired young man, stretched out his big hand After poking his waist, the man said with a very bad attitude: "What are you dawdling for?"

"...I bumped my hands!"

"Why are you so stupid, you can knock on the door even if you walk around," Caesar said in a disgusted tone, "Also, what the hell are you in front of me?"

"...Oh, then this gentleman, how do you call him?"

The man thought for a while, then raised the corners of his lips, showing a playful smile: "I'm old enough to be your father, kid."

...Fart, stop slandering my old man. When I was ten years old, I was a fifth-grade elementary school student who sang the red scarf of the Young Pioneers song. Pooh, you must have been a Shar-Pei in your previous life, comrade Big Dog, otherwise you would be so shameless thick?The corner of his mouth twitched, Luo Chenzhou almost bowed down for the man's shamelessness.

At the same time, Caesar's shamelessness and arbitrariness made Luo Chenzhou realize that even after 500 years the feudal society had perished and left no dregs, democracy and freedom still did not exist in front of Caesar, and resistance was futile——Boss vs. What is right is right, what is wrong is still right.

Silently swallowing the mouthful of blood choked in his throat, he finally understood that no matter how many tens of thousands of years he lived, Caesar would always be that old man who couldn't take care of others. I once expected the captain to wrap a bandage around his neck, but it was more difficult than reaching the sky, because this guy can promise "absolutely gently" with a serious face, and at the same time use the bandage with the strength that can twist a person's neck very sincerely. His neck strangled.

Caesar roughly carried Luo Chenzhou into the bathroom. The two of them were really crowded together. The man frowned and didn't like the feeling of restraint. He even began to complain about why he bought such a small single apartment in the first place. .

"..."

It’s not right, why do I need such a big place to live alone?

The man scratched his flaxen hair, got tangled up, and glanced at the handsome man in the glasses whose hair became a little messy and his face was full of melancholy. Lord Caesar couldn't believe that he would have the honor to see it from his face in this life. This kind of stupid expression of a TV drama hero——

He conveniently placed Luo Chenzhou on the toilet, and the man walked into the mirror and began to look at himself seriously.

The rest of Luo Chenzhou who was conveniently placed on the toilet was going crazy——

All of a sudden, I threw myself in front of the mirror and kept looking at myself. Fascinated, I turned my face upside down and looked at it for a long time. What kind of trouble is going on dear--big dog, captain, boss, professor--you have traveled through 500 years of fucking It's for the sake of renewing our relationship with me. I don't think I understand wrong, right? ... Now you seem to be ready to fall in love with yourself, do you want God to unfold?

"that……"

"what?"

"I'm ready to take a shower."

"I've put the water for you," the man paused, and finally took his gaze away from the mirror. He turned his head and looked at Luo Chenzhou who was sitting on the toilet looking at him speechlessly, frowning, "You sit on the toilet?" What are you doing?"

"..." You put me up, okay! !

"Wash quickly if you want to wash, I will use the bathroom after you use it."

Ignoring the black-haired young man's trick that almost sparked, the man impatiently tore at his shirt, and took off the soaked shirt that was sticking to his body. The expensive brand name was thrown away by him as if he was throwing trash. Throwing it casually into the basket of dirty clothes next to the sink, when he finished the series of actions and turned around, he found that the person sitting on the toilet was staring at his upper body with bright eyes——

The man has a broad chest without a trace of excess fat, his muscles are tight and firm, and his healthy wheat-colored skin is more sexy under the reflection of the marble in the bathroom.Caesar's bathroom was decorated with dim yellow decorative lights. When the man turned around, his amber pupils looked even more energetic against the orange light.

Being able to turn around casually in the bathroom is like a male god descending from the Olympic Mountains. Looking at the world, only Caesar can do it.

Luo Chenzhou felt that his eyes were going blind.

"What are you looking at?" Caesar leaned against the sink and looked at Luo Chenzhou slightly.

Half of his face was hidden in the darkness where the lights couldn't illuminate. The man's profile was as perfect as a plaster statue in a museum. When he spoke, the corners of his lips moved slightly, and his lower jaw was slightly lifted into an indifferent expression. His curves, that glamorous and noble appearance have to be said to be quite seductive.

"Take off your clothes in the shower."

"Then take it off," Caesar raised his eyebrows, and said inexplicably, "You still want me to serve you? Don't push yourself too hard, kid."

"..."

Luo Chenzhou was smashed to pieces by him.

Even in his previous life, he has seen, touched, kissed, and kissed what he should do, but he can guess it with his toes. Those romantic accounts in the past probably won't admit it now...

Although the man at this moment is leaning on the sink with his arms folded, he wants to bathe and change his clothes and watch him to the end.

Anyway, theoretically, this is our first meeting. You are a professor and I am a student. On the first day of meeting, I stood by the bathtub and waited for the student to get naked. Is this appropriate, Professor?

"Are you sure you're here to watch me wash?"

"I'm afraid you'll drown in the bathtub."

"...Don't worry, I can swim."

"Why is a cripple swimming?" Caesar snorted disdainfully and stood up straight from the sink. He squinted at Luo Shenzhou, and suddenly his eyes paused. When he got up and stared at him, he didn't know where the interest came from, Caesar suddenly felt joking, he curled his lips, bent down, and the tall figure of the man immediately enveloped the person on the toilet up -

"..."

Luo Chenzhou stared, watching that handsome dog face descending from the sky but kept approaching him...

When Caesar's waist was bent almost seventy degrees, and one of his powerful arms supported the edge of the toilet, at this moment, the tip of Caesar's upright nose almost touched Luo Chenzhou's.

Luo Chenzhou was very uncomfortable to find that the air he was breathing at this moment was almost full of the familiar and nostalgic smell of tobacco from a man.

at this time!

The man raised his hand!

then……

He casually grabbed the clean bath towel placed on the shelf above Luo Chenzhou's head.

The man smiled innocently, and rubbed the head of the young man who was looking up at him with his big rough hands, and then withdrew his hand to make his wet hair even more messy, "wash it quickly," the handsome dog face is completely natural and flawless "It's because you think too much" was written all over the public hazard's face, and there was a faint smile in his deep voice, "I'll bring the clean clothes later."

The temperature from the man's fingertips rubbing his hair seemed to have not completely dissipated. Before Luo Chenzhou could reply him with a punctuation mark, he put the bath towel in his hand on his shoulders in a serious manner, and left the bathroom without looking back—— He closed the bathroom door very smoothly and thoughtfully.

Staring at the closed bathroom door, Luo Chenzhou took a while to recover.

Then I began to deeply regret why I didn't follow the biological instinct to push the head of this beastly dog ​​into the toilet and flush it down the sewer...

……

After closing the door, Caesar stood at the door for a while, feeling that he seemed to be thinking about something, but after recovering, he found that his mind was blank, and he was actually not thinking about anything.Pursing his lips, he tore off the bath towel from his shoulders and threw it to his feet. He stepped on the soft carpet in the living room with his bare feet, and the man walked around the living room aimlessly.

It was still raining outside the window, and the weather was gloomy as if night had fallen.

Huge raindrops slapped on the floor-to-ceiling windows, and merged into small streams of water along the transparent and crystal-clear glass. Outside the window, the lights of cars driving in the rainstorm on the street could be faintly seen flickering, and the buildings on the opposite side were also sporadically lit. There was a warm light.Caesar leaned against the floor-to-ceiling window and stared out of the window, hearing the faint sound of water coming from the bathroom.

The man who had been living alone for more than thirty years scratched his chin, and suddenly felt that if there was one more person in the house, it would not be as troublesome as he imagined.

Well, is this my spring?

The man fell into deep thought.