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The man's face was paralyzed, and he leaned against the window without moving, thinking seriously whether he had suddenly started a new skill talent, or because of jet lag and acclimatization, his brain was not working properly—probably After 30 seconds, the man who thought he was still extremely smart calmly chose the first option.

32 years have passed, in this yellow land that is about to be blown by the spring breeze, at this exciting moment!

Caesar finally opened a new door.

At this moment, Comrade Luo Chenzhou, who is soaking in the bathtub and wondering which row of high-end and high-grade bottles and cans next to the bathtub can be used to wash underwear, does not know, and his Lord Caesar finally opened the button named "EQ". The skill tree and the tortuous life path of fighting monsters and upgrading have opened a new page.

Super Plus enjoy.

The man clicked his tongue, changed his pensive posture, and subconsciously took out his pockets. After taking a moment to take a moment, he remembered that the last cigarette had been smoked at the door of the teaching building, and there was not much excess on his face. Caesar left the floor-to-ceiling windows and was about to go to the bedroom to get a new pack of tobacco. At this moment, a Chinese dialogue with a strange voice suddenly sounded in the living room, which was originally quiet and could hear the sound of rain falling——

[Boss, please, fish ball thick noodles. 】

【The wood have a rude part. 】

【Yeah?Let's have a bowl of fish ball hor fun. 】

[There are fish balls. 】

【Yeah?That beef tripe thick noodles. 】

【The wood have a rude part. 】

[Then I want oil noodles with fish balls. 】

[There are fish balls. 】

[Ah, why is there nothing?How about thick noodles with cuttlefish balls? 】

【The wood have a rude part. 】

【Again—sold out?Excuse me, a bowl of fish ball noodle. 】

[There are fish balls. 】

【...McDull, their fish balls and thick noodles are sold out, that is, all the combinations with fish balls and thick noodles are gone. 】【Oh~~!I don't have any other combinations... Then, boss, I'll trouble you, just fish balls. 】【There are fish balls. 】

[What about rough noodles? 】

【The wood have a rude part. 】

Caesar: "..."

Lord Caesar didn't know how much time he had to spare, so he stood silently by the sofa and listened to this conversation from beginning to end. At the end, he felt deeply that he was being played. He has a sense of vicissitudes—however, his IQ does not allow him to get angry at a mobile phone ringtone.

Stretching out his big hand, he pinched Luo Chenzhou's wet clothes from the expensive leather sofa with two fingers in disgust. Then, in the pocket of the other's jeans, the man found the instigator who was vibrating and buzzing. At this moment, the childish, protracted and mean-sounding dialogue repeats itself to the "cuttlefish ball rough noodles" section.

The man stared blankly at the vibrating jeans pocket for a moment.

Then, for some reason, he didn't throw the underpants directly to the black-haired young man in the bathtub in the bathroom. He knew that he was invading other people's privacy, but he couldn't help but reach out and take out the phone— —The moment Master Caesar saw the mobile phone, he paused for a moment, and then hooked the corners of his lips a little amusedly. In this age of smartphones, there are still people wearing brand-name pants with a black and white Nokia screen in their pockets.

The screen flickered non-stop, and the caller ID: Lu Jiajia.

It looks like a girl's name.

At this time, because no one answered for too long, the phone hung up, and the phone screen went dark again.Caesar raised his eyebrows, squatted on the carpet, stared at the outdated black and white screen mobile phone lying quietly in his big hands, said nothing, did nothing, no one knew what he was thinking.

Compared to this Mr. Caesar, who is as calm as an alien, at this moment Luo Chenzhou's roommates are already starting to wonder, "It's getting dark, roommate, why haven't you come home so long, seeing that the roommate is going to be starved like a dog?" How can you bear it in your heart when you are young?" The topic is flying like dogs and dogs——

Boss: "I'm going to starve to death, I've seen heaven, my second child, from now on my epitaph will be written like this: Kill that unscrupulous boy who promised his roommate to bring food, but didn't return home after the meal time. "

Youngest Dong Ming: "Then you are hungry and go downstairs to buy?"

The second child Lu Jiajia: "I went to the dormitory building and entered the dormitory door. How can I go out of this door before tomorrow's class time? The gate of the enchantment has been closed, and we can't force it open to disrupt the balance."

Dong Ming, the third child: "Lazy is lazy. Changing to a high-end middle school term can't hide the 'lazy' atmosphere that blows over us."

Boss: "...Little ones, our youngest must have been kidnapped, he must have been kidnapped."

The second child, Lu Jiajia: "Boss, I'm going to cry because of you. If I were a kidnapper, if I took out his pocket and saw the black and white Nokia screen, I would immediately kidnap him from somewhere and put him back where he was. Kidnapping him would be a waste of gas money."

The third child, Dong Ming: "Oh? Isn't his underpants a famous brand?"

The second child, Lu Jiajia: "For example, for the title, all the girls in the school recite LVs. Here comes the question, how many of them are true?"

Boss: "...Oh, that's right? But what if the kidnapper thinks that the black and white screen is Vertu? Yes, it's the 10,000+ Nokia black and white screen."

Youngest Dong Ming: "...Comrade Luo Shenzhou tried to trick us back then, but it seems that except for yourself, the boss, all of us firmly believed that it was a Nokia black and white screen that was 'as long as you buy a phone bill for 198'. "

Boss: "..."

"So I'm more inclined to let him walk without looking at the road and fall into the pit," Lu Jiajia said calmly.

"Call again." Dong Ming pointed to the mobile phone in Lu Jiajia's hand.

So Lu Jiajia pressed the call button again under the expectant eyes of all the roommates——

This time, the call was connected.

The person on the other end of the phone said hello very impolitely and then stopped talking. His voice was low and hoarse. It sounded lazy and careless, but it was very magnetic—it was definitely not Luo Chenzhou's gleeful quacking voice of a teenage boy.

The three people in the dormitory were silent for a moment, and looked at each other with a very clumsy brain circuit.

"Damn, this kidnapper's voice is quite sexy." The boss touched the bridge of his nose and sighed softly.

Go away and masturbate.Lu Jiajia squinted at the hopeless boss and pointed to the bed to make him dodge quickly, then turned around, cleared his throat, and uttered a very uncreative phrase: "Hello?"

The voice on the other end of the phone was sincerely surprised: "Your man?"

Lu Jiajia: "..."

Boss Da Lian scrambled over and held Lu Jiajia's hand that was about to throw the phone out of the window while Dong Ming hugged his knees and squatted aside, sighing heavily at the high rank of the man who held Luo Chenzhou's phone. There are not many people who can hit Lu Jiajia's G-spot in just four words.

He conveniently took the mobile phone from the hands of the boss and Lu Jiajia who were wrestling and rolling into a ball. Dong Ming greeted and explained: "Hello, we are Luo Chenzhou's roommates and classmates. Excuse me, sir, what do you need? How much is the ransom to release our roommates? At the end of the month, the total living expenses of the entire dormitory will probably not exceed 600 yuan, if this amount is beyond your acceptable range, then...don't tear up the ticket carelessly."

The man on the other end of the phone laughed deeply, and the laughter was so deep and powerful that it sounded like a vibration coming from his throat.

"I kidnapped him? It's not worth the gas fee if I sell it."

"...you are right."

Dong Ming responded, heaved a sigh of relief, raised his foot and kicked the boss's fat buttocks, the two of them wrestling finally stopped, Lu Jiajia crawled over panting, snatched the phone from Dong Ming's hand and pressed it on the bed. To my ear: "Hi, may I ask if Luo Shenzhou is there now?"

"Yes," the man's voice was tinged with a smile, "but it's not convenient to answer the phone now, I can tell you if there is anything."

"Oh," Lu Jiajia said blankly, "Just say that his roommate who is waiting to be fed is about to starve to death, and ask him where is the dinner?"

"...Then I'm afraid you have to go on your own." There was no trace of sincere regret in the tone, "Seeing that it's raining so hard outside, I don't bother to go downstairs. I will be responsible for finishing the person early tomorrow morning." Send it back to you intact."

"... who are you?"

"Your new professor of marine meteorology."

"You... Forget it, where is Luo Chenzhou?"

"I'm busy." The man said, his voice became a little far away, and he seemed to take away the phone, and then called Luo Shenzhou's name, and then Lu Jiajia vaguely heard Luo Chenzhou asking why, although the voice It sounded a little dull, and seemed to have the sound of water——

Lu Jiajia was curious: "Where is he?"

"bathroom."

"What are you doing in the bathroom?"

"What else can I do?" The freshly-baked professor of marine meteorology smiled, "Take a shower."

The phone hangs up.

From the beginning to the end, Lu Jiajia used hands-free.

The man's deep and deep voice was heard clearly in the ears of each of the three people in the dormitory, echoing for a long time like a magic voice piercing the ears.

Luo Shenzhou's roommates, silent.

After a long time, the boss finally made any noise. He wiped off the fat on his face, looked up to the sky and sighed: "...the amount of information is too much."

Lu Jiajia: "It's the first time I've heard someone say the word 'complete' so worryingly."

Dong Ming: "...What are you going to eat to celebrate saying goodbye to a virgin? Longevity noodles or red eggs?"

……

Putting down the roommates who were not very good who were impacted by the huge amount of information, the camera turned around, and now it was aimed at Mr. Caesar's single men's apartment. After putting down the phone, the man threw the phone away and turned it off, and then went to his closet He dug out a new pair of underwear, and new jeans that he didn't know why they appeared in his closet. Don't expect him to have ordinary T-shirts, but he can still find a sweatshirt.

Hanging the messy clothes that the black-haired young man could change, the man walked back to the bathroom door, waited patiently for 30 seconds, and then pushed open the door that he deliberately left unlocked before leaving without hesitation.

The bathroom is filled with milky white water vapor, and the fragrance of the shampoo products that Caesar is familiar with hits the face. The marble floor is covered with a thin layer of water mist by the moisture. Every time you step on it, a blurred footprint, the shower head Hot water was spraying out, under the shower head, a black-haired young man whose hair was soaked like a lop-eared rabbit and stuck to his face was sticking out his upturned butt at this moment, with his back facing At the door, put both feet in the bathtub, sitting on the edge of the bathtub, hunched over like an old man and happily washing his hair.

The back is white, tender and smooth, neither thin nor fat, and the skin and flesh are tight.

On the young man's white back, black tattoos that didn't quite match his student status bloomed shockingly and silently——

At the end of the tailbone, a blue rose silently bloomed on the white skin. It was different from the soft and coquettish tattoos of ordinary women. The petals were delicate and angular, just like the dial of a mechanical watch today.

The two snake-shaped pointers that seem to be more like a compass are deliberately bent into a strange angle, which seems to symbolize or point to something, and one of the longest ones is vertically downward from the center of the rosette, at the direction of six o'clock The angle of the cock plunges right into the crevice of the tight butt muscles, and no one knows where it ends up pointing.

A huge semicircle starts from the top of the rose, like a crescent moon and the sharpest sickle. The perfect semicircle surrounds the rose along the way, and finally ends at the top of the seam. The small hook is randomly And delicately combine the half-arc and the rose together.

Caesar felt that it seemed more like a letter than a sickle.

Like the letter C.

symbolize something.

For example, a name.

The name of the person who personally tattooed the tattoo on this white drawing paper.

……

"Get up and look at my masterpiece... let's show you the tattoos, you're here staring at yourself in fascination, you asshole."

"Hurry up."

"Look back quickly, if you dare to say that it doesn't look good, you will die."

"Understood, long-winded, just your attitude makes people want to give a bad review and return the product—"

The familiar conversation heard at the previous auction, which seemed to come from far away, sounded in the man's mind again - as if there was some villain hiding in his mind, slowly Slowly shaking the hand-cranked projector, creaking and playing back an old and distant black and white old movie.

This feeling that something is about to burst out of the ground, but can't be reached by reaching out makes Caesar frown silently, without saying a word.

……

When Luo Chenzhou heard the sound of the door opening, he slipped and almost drowned himself in the bathtub.

He wiped the water from his face indiscriminately, and when Luo Chenzhou turned his head, he saw Caesar leaning leisurely against the door of consciousness, his amber pupils were still bright and fierce even though they passed through layers of mist.

"I brought you clothes." The man leaned against the door and raised his clean clothes in a symbolic gesture. Under Luo Chenzhou's speechless stare, he put down the clothes in his hands and turned to leave.

When the man was about to step out of the bathroom door, he suddenly remembered something and paused, then added in a flat tone——

"Tattoos are nice."