captain migraine

bah—

He was thrown into the dilapidated wooden boat with his face on his back, and as soon as he landed, before the enemy pirates on board could react, McGarl immediately struggled to get up and yelled at the ship with his voice unceremoniously : "Big dog! Help, big dog!!!!!!—Caesar!!! Your mother is so damn fast, take a look down!!! Hey——Captain——"

boom--

Unfortunately, at the same time, a shell exploded not far from them, and the splash and explosion masked his hysteria.

Accompanied by the sound of crashing waves, the small wooden boat was pushed away by the rising waves, abruptly pushing the assault boat that was originally just under the boat away from the Stormrage.

"..." This unknown, rotten gunner comrade, thank you so much, sir.Speechlessly wiping the seawater off his face, McGarl looked up to the sky and sighed, I don't mind if I don't call you the red scarf, right?

On the ship, Megal, who was covered in water, was silent, and the enemy pirates, who were covered in water, were silent.

Three seconds later, the pirates unanimously showed fierce looks.

The knife-like gaze made McGarr shrink his neck subconsciously: "Don't...brother, I won't shout anymore, I swear I won't shout anymore, I declare my surrender-don't be rough, I'll go with you-ah! "

……

McGarr had a long dream.

He dreamed that he returned to the original world.

All is but a dream.No big dog, no red-haired mate, no Arab, no Reosa, and no damn fishing nets—and he finally woke up from this ridiculous dream!

It is midsummer outside the window, on the tall sycamore tree of the university, Cicada screamed "Zhi Zhi Zhi" endlessly, above his head is a creaking ceiling fan that rotates slowly; what he is holding in his hand is not ghost killing, but It was a 2B pencil that couldn't be more ordinary and perfectly suited his identity; what rested on his face was not a hard assault boat covered with dry seaweed, but a test paper full of saliva, and the title on the test paper was very big , is a beautiful and friendly square character——On Nautical Meteorology.

He is Luo Chenzhou, an ordinary university student in meteorology who couldn't be more ordinary.

I'm...in an exam?With a dazed face, he lifted his face from the table, raised his head, and saw the invigilator standing at the front of the classroom at a glance.

A handsome face, a neat suit, and a fancy watch.

On the podium, the chalk in the man's hand popped out accurately, flying to the forehead of the black-haired young man.Then, the man raised his chin arrogantly: "Do you dare to have a more inauspicious name? You failed this subject, garbage."

Then, the man came down from the podium, in front of everyone in the classroom, ripped off his big pants and panties, pressed them on the table, and did it.

……

Wait, what kind of bullshit is this!

So, when Luo Chenzhou, who had no sense of shame or lower limit, hugged Professor Kaiser's neck and asked for another shot, McGarr was awakened by himself.

"……Uh……"

Slowly opened his eyes, this time, the real feeling came to his face along with the stench.The surroundings were quiet, and when the dark-haired young man with a severe headache slowly picked up his face from the wet and dirty ground covered with weeds, he blinked and found that his vision had become a little blurred ——

The frequency of shaking around reminded him that he was still at sea.

The occasional sound of gunfire outside the ship reminded him vaguely of where he might be now.

McGarl was silent for a moment, and after recalling that absurd (and wrongly attacked) dream again, he suddenly remembered that before he was beaten unconscious, the group of damned pirates grinned and raised an iron he didn't know where to find. Hammer, gave him a hit on the back of the head without hesitation.

"..."

He must have been beaten stupidly to have such an unreliable dream.Jiong stretched out his hand to touch his head with a grimace, and under the soft and wet black hair on the back of his head, McGarr felt a sticky patch different from sea water.There was a slight pause in the movement of the hand, and then the black-haired young man wiped his hand on the straw on the floor expressionlessly.

I don't feel pain.

McGarr told himself.

It really doesn't hurt.

...Really, it doesn't hurt at all QAQ.

Sitting back on the dirty straw, McGarl, enduring the severe pain in the back of his head, began to try to accept the fact that he was captured by the enemy—he scanned everything around him with his sight gradually regaining clarity—— Undoubtedly, the rusty iron railing five meters ahead told him that at this moment he was in a certain cage——

This is probably the lower deck of a certain ship. Some bastard with a bad aim made a big hole on the side of the cabin. Whenever the ship shakes violently, a small stream of sea water will pour in, and McGarr is sitting like this. In a pile of soaked straw, the head is bleeding, thinking about life.

At this time, giggling laughter sounded behind McGarr.

"Little baby~ welcome to Leosa's cage~"

McGall: "..."

Those who can call me little baby are not good people.

Looking back, sure enough, standing behind him with an excited face was an ugly and wretched pirate—this pirate’s hair was clumps due to years of not washing, his face was dirty, and a few teeth were missing. The remaining ones were crooked and yellow like corn. His left eye was wearing a fake eyeball that was very perfunctory. When McGarr turned around, the first thing he saw was a "very careless" big white eye.

"Look, Layson! Come and see! What a treasure they have snatched!"

After seeing McGarr's face clearly with the only remaining eye, the inmate was so excited that he almost lost his breath: "A white and clean Oriental—a face prettier than a chick! Tsk tsk tsk, Leysen, Come and see! My slap is bigger than his face!"

The inmate's unreliable description made McGarr almost doubt whether he had crossed over to another unlucky ghost again.

So when the black-haired young man lowered his head with a stiff face and tried to find his own symbol on his body, he found another bad news without any surprise——Ghost Killer disappeared.

Big Dog's token of love is gone.

In an instant, everything around him disappeared.

McGarr felt like his own little universe was being swallowed into a black hole.

Some important line in the nerve snapped and snapped.

The next moment, an astonishing scene happened—everyone in the cell saw the oriental man who couldn't even sit still suddenly jump up from the ground, knocking the one-eyed Barrow down with almost no effort On the ground—compared to the person who has been walking on the sea all year round, the skin that is too fair can be seen from his open collar. He is like a cheetah that suddenly gets angry, with a perfect waist and strong buttocks. He threw himself on Baro, and pressed his elbow firmly against the throat of this wretched and ugly pirate.

"Get away from me, trash."

The dark-haired young man gave a nonchalant warning.

Then he let go of Barrow, found a corner and squatted down by himself.

... The token of love given by Dagou disappeared QAQ.

…Hmm, fuck the dead pirate QAQ of the eighteenth generation of your ancestors.

In the prison cell, no one knew that the young girl curled up in the corner was crying at this moment.They stared dumbfoundedly at the icy and noble Megal, the straw in a man's mouth slipped from his lips powerlessly, his eyes were straightened, and he said in a daze——

"Fuck, this is the first time in my life that I'm being hard on a man."

For some people, he just has a popular face.But when he accidentally conceals his erotic nature, forming a cold and noble illusion, at that moment, in the eyes of some people who are curious and curious, he can become peerless.

After a moment of silence, it was unknown who would be the first to start. In the cell, the pirates rushed towards Megal with their pants up.

Before the black-haired young man had time to react, he was firmly pinned to the ground by four people.

McGarl: "...what are you doing?"

Pirate One: "I'll come first!"

Pirate [-]: "You don't have enough qualifications! I've been locked up here for two years! I'll come first!"

Pirate No. [-]: "Straight men, get out! Let the professionals come!"

McGarr, who automatically turned on the self-questioning and self-answering mode: "Excuse me... is this going to fuck me?"

Pirate No. [-] laughed and tore off his clothes as the best answer to solve his problem.

When those rough hands were scrambling to touch the skin of the black-haired young man, McGarl moved his fingers, and was about to open the plug-in universe again, unexpectedly it... happened again.

A huge, finely crafted, priceless sapphire ring jumped out of the torn clothes pocket with a clanging sound.

What is a pirate?

A strange creature that lives for money and dies for money.

It has become their instinct to pursue the sound of jingling.

Everyone moved their eyes away from Megal, and the cell fell into an unprecedented silence. This kind of treasure made everyone in the cell look straight at it—they stared at it, watching it move While the ship was shaking, it slid all the way to the corner of the cell.

"..."

"...I, mine!"

"Fuck your mother! I saw it first!"

"I ripped the clothes! Mine, mine, mine!"

In the prison cell, the pirates rushed towards the sapphire ring with their pants up.

Silently getting up from the ground, McGarl watched a group of pirates fight to the death for the ring that was almost thrown into the sea.

My captain said that there may be black death virus on it, dear.

With a smile on his lips, McGarl yawned lazily and leaned against the railing.

Amidst the looting of the pirates, no one noticed that the door of the cabin was kicked open, and the sound of heavy leather boots stepping on the wooden board at least showed that the person who came was an unusual person. Gal moved, but never looked back.

"Caesar asked for a slave exchange," Edward said gruffly. "Whoever you dog is from the black sea wolf ship, raise your hand!"

No one cares about him.

"Hey! A bunch of dead pigs! What are you doing!"

The first mate kicked down the cage railing viciously, and the railing vibrated fragilely, and even the head of McGarr, who was leaning on it, shook twice. Edward threw off his leather whip, and with the barbed whip There was a whistling sound in the wind, and a loud slap accompanied by the wailing of a pirate, the one-eyed Barrow rolled to the ground crying and howling, and a huge sapphire ring flew out of his hand.

"Well, what's this?—"

The first officer of the Leosa fleet frowned, bent down to pick up the ring, and when he turned it over and saw the engraved letters inside the ring, the vicious first officer's face suddenly changed——

"Whose ring is this?!"

"..."

"Mine." McGarr stood up.

Swish - snap -

A bloody bruise appeared on the speaker's arm.

"Fuck!" The black-haired young man who was beaten for no reason flinched in pain, and flew into a rage, "Fuck me!"

"How courageous! How dare you steal something!" The whip roughly wrapped around the neck of the angry young man, Edward dragged him forward, "Follow me to the captain! See if he doesn't pick you up My skin! Little thief, wait until you cry and call your mother!"