captain migraine

The artillery fire did not know when it stopped.

Probably Caesar or Leosa, one of them wants to negotiate——

Article [-] of the "Ocean Convention": When the other party requests negotiation, immediately stop the attack and respect the other party's willingness to negotiate.

When McGarr was dragged by Edward and dragged onto the deck together with a group of children who were also captured, Leosa, the master of this huge fleet, was sitting in his gorgeous armchair that was completely out of place with the surroundings dozed off lazily.As if it's not the summer time of the Mediterranean, half of the boy's small face was buried under the thick blanket. When the sound of the chain being dragged on the ground sounded, the long and curly eyelashes like a doll trembled slightly.

Under the sunlight, those golden eyes with pride and impatience slowly opened.

"What are you doing, Edward, why don't you exchange these people with Caesar, come to me..."

The boy's words stopped abruptly when he saw McGarr at the front of the line.

His eyes widened, and he blinked his beautiful eyes vigorously in surprise.

McGall: "..."

Leosa: "..."

McGarl and Leosa: "What are you doing! You are a pirate!"

Throwing off the blanket covering her body, Leoza stood up and walked over to McGarr, messing around with the whip around his neck, while complaining loudly: "Edward, why are you doing this! Let him go, it's him Saved my virginity from a bunch of rascals!"

Captain, your virginity...wasn't it lost at the age of 14?Poor Edward was dumbfounded. Before he could recover, the sapphire ring in his hand was snatched away!Raising McGaller's hand, the red-haired boy put the ring on McGaller's middle finger seriously, then he held the black-haired young man's hand, raised his head and showed an angelic smile: "Finally let me find you !"

The golden pupils flickered and flickered, all she wanted was to hold her high and say hello.

As a result, McGarr, who spent all day in rough men, was blinded and his IQ was ruined.

"Sister paper, you..." A series of classic myths about goddesses marrying dicks, such as the legend of the white snake and the seven fairies Liaozhai, flashed through my mind, and Megal's brain circuits couldn't keep up with the pace for a long time, "Why are you a pirate?"

"Huh?" The big eyes flickered, Leosa turned suspiciously, the red-haired boy approached him and bent down slightly, the tip of his clean and small nose almost touched the tip of McGarr who was sitting on the ground, "But aren't you also a pirate? Is it?"

McGarr was expressionless: "Being forced."

Of course, there is also the captain's shameless use of seduction, but in front of the innocent girl, I don't mention it.

Leosa: "What a coincidence! I was forced too!"

McGarl: "Huh?"

Edward: "..."

Everyone on board Leosa: "..."

Captain, have you been hit by something bad? Captain!You must be suffering from heat stroke, Captain! !Who are you? Are you the captain? Captain! ! !Looking at the boss who turned into a pure boy in an instant without bragging, everyone roared and ran past.

Leosa: "Why are you here? Why did they arrest you?!"

Edward: Aren't you the one who let us drop the assault boat to take the hostages? Captain, wake up, Captain! ! =mouth=

McGarr: "Probably... the people on your ship put down the assault boat and came to us to catch the hostages, and then I happened to be under the Stormrage to save people, and then I was caught."

save people?Another rescue?Leosa sneered in his heart, but on the surface he pretended to think about it seriously, then once again showed an angelic smile at McGarl, turned his head, and when facing Edward, he puffed up his face: "Edward! Why don't you listen to me, I clearly told you to send someone to negotiate with Caesar!"

So the crazy captain who ordered to shoot Caesar in the head died in the dust of history, right?Edward nodded numbly: "...Yes, I'm sorry, Captain, I didn't listen to you and acted without authorization. Please punish me accordingly."

"So!" The boy's pretty face wrinkled into a ball in anger, "Put them back quickly! Then plead with Caesar and get our people back! I will be very sad if any of you get hurt. of!"

This is... Where is it sung?

McGarl's blank face—is this a live performance of [On How Soft Girls Conquered the Pirate World with "Love"]?

Everyone in the Leosa fleet looked blank - help, it's different from the usual captain!

The brats of the Stormrage who were captured as captives looked blankly—help, it’s different from the legendary Leosa!

On the whole ship, only the first mate Edward HOLD held the dead face—whatever the captain, whatever=_=.

"Oh, that's right!" Leosa narrowed his eyes as if something sounded, "And—"

Edward: What!besides?Don't have a captain, you shut up! Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ Get closer to McGarr, and don't dislike him for being covered in prison mud, sea water, and straw. The red-haired boy held his face... McGarl only felt that his pretty face was in his hands. The front of his eyes was infinitely enlarged, and then he felt a soft touch on his lips—a chirping sound resounded across the deck. Under the horrified gaze of everyone, Leosa twitched hard on the lips of the black-haired young man, and then said with a smile, "I It's a man!"

"Huh?" McGarl's expression froze.

Leosa pouted: "I'm a man!"

McGall: "..."

"Huh?!" Leosa pretended to be unhappy and stared cutely, "You don't believe I'm a boy?"

……I believe.

so!cute!must!yes!boy! !ah! ! — oh fuck! !This sentence is the summary of which great god, the great god, I want to offer incense to you, great god! !

But it was too late, when McGarr was busy putting on a shocked face, Leosa had already made an even more shocking move, he grabbed McGarr's hand without hesitation, and then held him down It's on my lower body!

McGall: =Д=!

Leosa: "Look, it's true!"

Edward, the first mate who felt that his soul had died on the deck: "Captain...you..."

The grasped hand moved unnaturally, and McGarr immediately felt under the palm, the size and heat of a certain boy's face that was too incongruous compared with the pretty boy's face in front of him in the popular leggings.Jiong was about to say something with a face on his face, when suddenly, the object under his hand jumped violently, the black-haired young man was taken aback, the touch in his hand told him that the thing he was holding seemed to be hardening——

So, please forgive Megal for not being able to say anything at this moment.

Because he was so shocked that he became an idiot.

"..."

There was a soft bang, and at this moment, the sound of someone landing heavily on the deck broke the silence—it was the sailor in charge of the negotiation call who returned smoothly, and the sailor who didn't know what happened quickly walked to Leosa , bent slightly, and said very respectfully: "Captain, Caesar demands an immediate hostage exchange, otherwise the negotiation will break down."

Leosa's face immediately darkened, and said in a deep voice, "No change."

"Huh?" McGarl was taken aback.

The young man who realized what was happening paused, and the gloomy face turned into frustration: "I can't bear you, don't go."

"...Don't be willful." McGarl was stunned for a moment, then stretched out his hand, and touched Leosa's head with his dirty paws without knowing it - in the eyes of everyone, they seemed to see a cat Stretching out its paws to scratch the tiger's whiskers, the reckless cat still said kindly, "Leoza, I know you are a kind child—"

If it wasn't for the full set of acting, the people on Leosa's boat would probably have been lying down on the ground—half of them were scared to death, and the other half were vomited to death.

"But I don't want you to go!" Leoza wrinkled her face, and the corners of her eyes really started to turn red, "I don't want you to go! Can you stay with me! They are not as good as you!"

"Caesar is a possessive pervert," McGarr touched his chin, and added in his heart that although I just like his pervert, it's true, "He feels so sad that he doesn't see me for a day and wants to jump into the sea." Bragging Drafting is also essential. To coax children, I believe Big Dog won't mind being hacked, right, Big Dog? ...Well, if you don't answer, it will be assumed that you agree.

But at this moment, McGarl didn't know, what Leosa thought was: let him jump into the sea to die, it's just what I want.

McGarr counted his fingers, and continued to find reasons with difficulty and reluctance: "And I am a walrus officer—you know the walrus officer, the kind of person who tells you whether it will be windy or rainy today, so Without me, the fleet can't move a step-"

...Oh yeah, he's actually a walrus driver.Tsk tsk, look at what kind of treasure this uncle picked up, you idiots who only know how to pick up girls.Leoza's heart was filled with joy, but his face still feigned unhappiness and his face collapsed. Mung bean-sized teardrops were hanging from the corners of his eyes, as long as anyone counted one, two, three, they could fall down immediately!

"If there is a chance, I will come to play with you in the future."

kindness?What... this time Leosa was really stunned.

"Really." Scratching his hair irritably, McGarr realized that his technique of coaxing children was also terrible.

"Will you come back to me?"

Staring wide-eyed, Leosa grabbed McGarr's hand and held it in his palm - he found that the other party didn't seem to like being held like this, and then he just wanted to do this to him.

McGarr subconsciously frowned and wanted to take his hand back from the red-haired boy's hand, but he moved it, but found that he couldn't move it at all—what's the matter, is this brat too strong?But this trace of doubt quickly disappeared without a trace under the lovely and expectant eyes of the other party.

McGarr thought of his younger brother at home before the crossing.

That brat also likes to stare at the chicken leg that his mother has delivered to his mouth with his big eyes blinking like this, and then——

"Well, I'll come to you."

Then usually the chicken leg went into Brother Xiong's mouth.

Sighing helplessly, McGarl stretched out his hand and ruffled Leosa's hair: "But don't start a war with our captain in the future, otherwise he won't allow me to come to you."

"Well, good!" It's strange.

Leosa smiled beautifully, her golden pupils narrowed into slits, and the corners of her lips curled up to a happy level, as if she was soaking in the sun... McGarl thought, such a person, in the rough Among the ferocious pirates, it is really eye-catching!He just became a pirate... Ah, by the way, he said just now that he was forced to do so, why? ...Forget it, it's too late to ask, and it's probably private, right?

"What's wrong?" Leosa asked suspiciously.

"It's nothing."

McGarl smiled at him, then turned to help his companion unfasten the heavy and rusty shackles.When everyone was free, they came to the small wooden boat under the ship together. McGarr squinted his eyes and found that such a group of people also came down from the Stormrage not far away.

McGarl stood on the boat, raised his head, and waved to Leosa, who was lying on the side of the boat and staring at him.

The other party did not respond, his back was facing the sun, and his expression could not be seen clearly in the shadow.

……

The exchange of hostages went smoothly, and the ships of both sides gradually rowed steadily towards the ships of their own fleet.

Leosa's Wasp.

Edward: "Captain...?"

"What are you doing?" The voice was flat without ups and downs.

The coquettish young man just now died in the country of Java, and he is the usual captain... Edward breathed a sigh of relief, and slightly bowed his body so that his height was parallel to the captain: "Just let them go?"

"Otherwise, what should we do?" Leoza combed her messy hair with her fingers, showing a trace of impatience, "We are under siege, don't you see?"

"Where... the walrus man?"

"What's the rush?" He casually glanced at the cautious first mate, no emotion could be seen on the red-haired boy's pretty face, "How could he run away from what I want."

"..."

"Why are you standing still, haven't you had enough fun yet? Give the order, let's sail."

With a faint order, Leosa left the side of the ship without hesitation, and never looked back at the Stormrage not far away.