captain migraine

The fleet of black waves advances all the way to Algiers.After two days of scorching decks in the scorching sun, McGarl had a deep understanding of just how boring life as a pirate can be—and when you're unlucky enough to be one of the lowest pirates, that boredom It has to be doubled...because while you're racking your brains to deal with your own boredom, you're probably going to have to work 12 more to deal with the boredom of your immediate boss.

For example, the deck has just been wiped clean, and when you are rubbing your waist all morning and preparing to go to the back warehouse to steal some fruit to reward yourself, the idle boatswain arrives, and he picks the deck all over with an angry face. It was as if every day he walked the deck with his own face.

According to McGarr, this frenzied and violent behavior usually indicates that the bosun has just been entertained by the superior in the head-that is, a captain of the stormtrooper.

By analogy, where did the charge captain's impulse to find someone to entertain and balance come from?No doubt it usually comes from the boring and annoying red-haired first mate who is the only one in the fleet.

As for the anger of the red-haired mate?

... Who knows, maybe it's the age.Anyway, it can't be Caesar.

The captain is the captain, and the elegant captain never vents his boredom on one person—it's just that when he gets bored and wants to find something to do, it usually means that the entire fleet is about to face a devastating disaster.

"Knowledge popularization? What kind of shit is this?"

He spit out the rust in his mouth with a bah, and he has lost his hygiene habits. He insisted on the bottom line and only asked for fresh water for three days. Comrade Megal, who wiped himself with sea water every day, swallowed the wooden pineapple without changing his face. Before being snatched away by other compatriots, he quickly stretched out his claws and grabbed half an apple and held it in his hand. "Being a pirate also needs to learn knowledge?"

Crew A: "Nonsense! You look down on pirates?"

McGarr: "No, how could it be!"

Crew B: "So you have a problem with the captain?"

McGarr: "No, how could it be!"

Berry: "The captain said that every crew member must participate in knowledge popularization. We want to be high-quality pirates. All crew members who fail to pass knowledge popularization must work on the deck until the next knowledge popularization is passed. Oh yes. , and one month’s salary will be deducted.”

McGarr: "Fuck, no!"

This "I always believed in your lower limit and you fed it to the dogs" feeling!

Berry: "Don't be afraid, knowledge dissemination is very simple... There are such rules on every ship! It also existed on the ship of Barberus back then. Boss Lake said that our assessment is absolutely fair and open The content includes simple German translation, hull knowledge, common articles of the "Convention of the Sea", and common knowledge topics on pirate history.

Nothing, just feel like I'm going to spend the rest of my life on the deck.McGarl wiped his face tiredly, wondering if the big dog would think that I was just a low-end deck wiper who couldn't match his glamorous elegance.

"Life is so long, there will always be a question for you to answer correctly." Barry patted McGarr on the shoulder sympathetically, "If you bump into the hands of Boss Lake, maybe he will see that your hair color is different from ours. For the same sake, let you translate the German "hello" and let you pass the test."

"But how do you say 'hello'... I can only say 'good morning'!" McGarl twitched the corners of his mouth and his face was messed up in the wind, "...and because the red-haired first officer didn't even know the "Ocean Convention" ", so, I think we can prepare the welcome flag to welcome the chief mate to join our team of deck mopping."

... McGarr, who was happy to organize his immediate boss, did not notice that the red-haired first officer he was talking about had already swayed behind him with leisurely steps.

So he was kicked hard on the buttocks.

The black-haired young man groaned, turned his head, and complained after seeing the person clearly: "Be gentle! I still have a wound on my head!"

"Your head doesn't grow on your butt." Amused by the walrus man's logic, Rick snorted mockingly, "And I'm sorry to disappoint you, as an official crew member, I have the right not to I am your examiner who participated in this boring activity of Caesar, child, do you know what an examiner is? It may be too late to hug my thigh now."

official position?Megal's eyes lit up, grasping the point: "I heard that I am also a noble walrus officer! Is it an official position?"

"Ah, of course." Reick dragged his voice, and after seeing McGarr's smiling face squinted into a line, he added viciously, "But I heard that you have another slave status."

The schadenfreude look on the red mate's face made McGarr think he was going to hear something bad next.

really.

"So the half of you who is a walrus member does not need to take the assessment, but after a week, please remind the half of you who is a slave to participate in the assessment on time and don't be late." The red-haired mate said more and more happily, " It's terrible for the captain who hates waiting the most when he gets angry."

McGall: "..."

Taking a sideways look at the mascot with a stiff face, Reike narrowed his eyes happily and touched his chin, "Ah, speaking of which, only Caesar is the only one on this ship who can memorize things like the "Ocean Convention" by heart... ...Well, there is also the history of pirates, which is simply his family history--as for the structure of the Stormrage, tsk tsk, that is the refitting design drawn by that pervert himself, I am afraid, only the 'German' 'native' Only people would like to study such strange things!"

Barry raised his hand and started hopping like a rabbit: "Mate! Mate! Aren't you German?"

"..." Lake paused, and then he answered the ignorant question expressionlessly, "I am, but I'm from a remote mountain area, so it doesn't count."

Holding the apple in his mouth, McGarl turned around and took a bucket of sea water, splashed it on the deck, and brushed it——

"We'll be in Algiers before the sun goes down, you bastards." Seemingly not concerned about the result of Chi Guoguo's hint being ignored, the red-haired first mate who finished today's entertainment raised his voice comfortably, "Get your gold coins ready , you have one last chance to indulge before you go to Spain to face the group of nobles who put on airs—"

McGarr: "First Mate, please raise your foot to prevent me from scrubbing the deck."

After moving a place, Lake continued to face the sea without being affected by the warm spring flowers: "But the captain is not a person who likes to indulge. I heard that after docking, he only needs to attend an important meeting, and he will, Always, stay in the captain's lounge!"

McGall: "..."

Rick: "...what!"

McGall: "..."

Rick: "What!!!!!!"

McGarr threw away the brush, with a helpless face: "...What do you want to say?"

Lake: "You don't really plan to paint decks for the rest of your life, kid? The odds of finding 'good day' and 'captain', the only two words you know, are 150 to [-] out of [-]...you came out on my ship Man, please don't embarrass me, so go seduce the chief examiner, although he is straighter than the mainmast, but I believe you are good at this."

McGall: "What about fairness, fairness, and openness?"

Lake didn't change his face: "You lied to the child."

McGall: "..."

in the afternoon.

McGarr's own physical timer measured it, and at about four o'clock, the black wave fleet successfully docked at the Algiers pier.There are already many fleet ships moored at the pier, among which the most eye-catching one is Leosa's Wasp.

As a result, the mysterious person that Lake said Caesar was going to meet almost clearly surfaced.

Throwing away the wooden barrel that was cleaning the deck, McGarr trotted along, brushing against the chaos of the crowd and touching Lord Captain's Stormrage.

evening.

When the captain came back, although the dead face was still very handsome, it was unabashedly written "in a bad mood, strangers and dogs are not allowed to enter" - so when night fell, everyone met with the same face The captain made a detour, and even Reick was willing to stay in the situation where he was putting on his bread and eating bread for dinner. A certain walrus man who felt that he knew the captain very well joined him.

McGarl: "Big Dog, are you in a bad mood?"

Lying in his armchair with his eyes closed, Caesar pretended to be dead in silence.

McGarr: "Mom said, when you are in a bad mood, you have to tell everyone about your unhappiness... No, let everyone accompany you to be unhappy, and your unhappiness will be reduced a little."

Lying in his armchair with his eyes closed, Caesar snorted, expressing his contempt for such untenable fallacies.

McGarr: "Come on, talk, talk!"

"...Leosa promised to transfer five boxes of muskets to me."

Huh?So generous, he really is a good boy.McGarl was taken aback: "... Isn't that very good?"

"Well," the man's voice was low and calm, as if he was saying that the price of Chinese cabbage has increased today, "he said that the premise is to exchange it with you."

"..."

There was a brief silence in the cabin.

Throwing away the hat covering his face, and putting down his long legs from the desk, Caesar sat up straight and glanced at Megal with great interest—surprisingly, the perverted fisherman's reaction was surprisingly calm , I saw him propping his chin with one hand, lying on the desk with his butt pouted high, the old god was there, and he raised his eyebrows very confidently: "Then what? Why did you reject him?"

Humph, that's it.Caesar sneered in his heart, but replied with a deadpan expression on his face: "Refused? Where are the five boxes of muskets?"

McGarr: "SO?"

Caesar: "I promise him."

McGall: "..."

Gracefully supporting his head with one hand, he glanced at the walrus officer with a broken face in a funny way, and the captain said leisurely: "But I have an additional condition. I will let him exchange his walrus officer with me."

"..." McGarr was furious, "What are these additional conditions! Hey, why do you still have the guts to put on a look of 'I struggled symbolically and didn't abandon you without hesitation, I really have a conscience' (╯°Д°)╯┻━┻”

"what……"

"Ah what! How could Leosa not—"

"He refused."

"……what?"

"He refused."

"..."

"He probably also thinks... As a walrus officer, you don't seem very reliable... Well, I can't blame him for this. Speaking of it, it's rare to agree with him once."

"..."

Well, how did you sing that song?

No one hurts, no one loves, be careful being single becomes a public hazard ╮(￣▽￣")╭.