captain migraine

Caesar: "The expression on your face looks like you are accusing me, is it my illusion?"

It's not an illusion, I'm just blaming you, dead dog.

Caesar: "Huh?"

McGall: "...Of course it's an illusion, how could I blame you, it's too late to love you."

With a cold snort that was not very moved, the captain stood up from the armchair, walked up to the walrus officer with a long step, and bent slightly, his handsome face was infinitely enlarged in front of McGarr... A certain walrus The member was worthless and subconsciously took a step back. When he realized how weak his behavior was, it was too late.The tall man was condescending, and curled his lips: "Why, are you afraid that I won't want you?"

McGarr suddenly realized what it was like to be "frightened to pee"...a specific feeling.

For a moment he felt like he was being molested.

But when I thought about it, I felt that Caesar would not fall to the point of molesting him.

As if having played enough, the man straightened up in satisfaction and stood away. He stretched out his long arms and pushed open the closed window of the captain's cabin. The sea breeze at night blew in from the window, carrying a smell of seaweed on his face, very Cozy.He turned his back to McGarr, who couldn't see the expression on his face, but heard his low voice asking: "Today is Tuesday, you are not on Lake's boat, what are you doing here?"

"Let's see if you have a good meal."

"I will also get rid of the stinky habit of talking casually."

"……that……"

Turning around, he looked up and down the hesitant black-haired young man. The black waves under the moonlight seemed to have guessed something and smiled. He looked hateful and hooligan: "Is it for the knowledge popularization assessment in a week's time?"

"...not at all..."

"Then get out."

"Well, it's just for this." McGarr rolled his eyes at the man's ruthless use, "Lake said, the chance of getting the topic I will be chosen is 150 out of [-], in order to avoid rubbing the deck for a lifetime—— "

"Why don't you wipe it?"

"Huh?" McGarl was taken aback.

Caesar's face was taken for granted: "You look like a deck cleaner, this job is very suitable for you."

"..." McGarr realized that he was too naive to expect the ivory from the Caesar dog's mouth, so he suppressed the tightness in his chest and forced himself to continue as if the conversation just now hadn't happened, "In order to avoid rubbing the deck for the rest of my life, I decided to I have to study carefully the questions that may appear in the assessment, I can't rely on the 150 two-eighths chance—”

"It's surprising that you can answer two questions. Tell me, what do you know?"

"The German version of 'Captain' and 'Good Day'...."

"That was last year's topic, not this year."

"..."

Bitch, pure.

"Because some crew members think that such a topic is humiliating their IQ," the man said lazily, "You know, I am a very talkative and assertive captain, even if it seems a little unreasonable and willful, but if someone asks to cancel This kind of topic, I will cancel it."

"Then, Captain Mingzhu, I sincerely request...ah no, I request you to cancel this perverted knowledge popularization assessment."

"I sincerely refuse you."

"..."

Babazi, pure.

"Although my name is written in the column of master in your slave contract, in the final analysis, almost everyone in the fleet thinks you are a member of Reike's ship—if he doesn't want to lose face, why doesn't he personally teach you? You?" Caesar asked with some doubts. After asking, he paused and added, "Although he himself is in a mess, the rule that people with official positions don't need to participate in the assessment is because he spent a whole night in my office and imposed it. of."

McGarr: "...Then I will spend the night in your office, please forget about my slave status before the assessment is over."

Caesar: "Rolling around is useless, give up."

McGarr: "Then teach me!! Teach me! Teach me teach me teach me!"

Kaiser: "I don't accept students who have no hope of passing the examination."

McGarr: "But Lake said! Only you can memorize all the "Convention of the Seas"; only you are familiar with the history of pirates, just like familiar with the history of your own fortune; Master; only you... well this is not only you, but your German is so standard as aristocratic—”

Caesar: "Barely teach you for three days, as long as I am not satisfied with the progress, get out of here immediately."

Wear it for thousands of times, flatter you but don’t wear it, big dog, you vain man ╮(￣▽￣”)╭.

"My tuition is very expensive, so you'd better be mentally prepared." Seeing the perverted fisherman's face shining brightly as if he had found hope, the man smiled helplessly, and poked his forehead heavily with his hand, " First look at your level - what is the name of the pirate flag on my ship?"

Megal immediately raised his hand: "Black Wolf Flag."

"Where's Rick's?"

"Happy Roger!"

"Ah, suddenly you have the illusion that you are still saved—what kind of Jolly Roger is it?"

"Volkswagen!"

"Hey, even you know that it's a cheap public model, you should really ask Lake to make up the lessons. The next question, the origin of 'Happy Roger'?"

"..."

"reason?"

"..."

"...An illusion is an illusion, you'd better wipe the deck for the rest of your life."

……

"Happy Roger", one of the black flags that the pirates hoisted on the mast before attacking. Skull and skeleton are its most basic structure. Pirates' most famous symbol.

In the beginning, the pirates' Jolly Roger was mainly red - however, as history went on, the red Jolly Roger gave way to the black Jolly Roger more and more frequently, and "Jolly Roger" became the ancient pirate. Our favorite - Many people believe that the origin of this flag comes from the French word "JOLI", which means "very red".

However, there are more people who believe that the name of this flag should come from the Eastern Sea, and the title is "AliRaja (Ali Raja)", which means "King of the Sea".The British used to call these two words "OllyRoger (Olly Roger)". They believed that this statement came from the interpretation of "begging homeless man". Later, "OldRoger" was translated into "OllyRoger" in the dictionary. devil".

"When robbing merchant ships, pirates usually raise two flags, the first is 'Jolly Roger', and then a red flag-the first flag is a friendly invitation to lay down arms and give up resistance. Refuse, the second blood-red flag means that a massacre is about to begin—” Sitting behind the wooden table, the captain’s legs were placed on the table irregularly, and his fingers were crossed on his stomach, talking about these The complex history is deadpan and effortless.

"I've never seen a red flag on a ship," McGarr said.

"Because we have an hourglass, idiot." Caesar said without changing his expression, "We will start attacking when the hourglass is gone, and the waiting time before that is enough for the opponent to take off their underwear - the red flag is only used by the poor ghost fleet , and I personally find it cumbersome and undervalued to stand under the mast and hoist flag after flag.”

"..." Trouble and price drop? ...so that's the root cause.After thinking about it with his chin propped, McGarr asked again, "Just now you said that there are not many fleets in the Mediterranean using 'Happy Roger'?"

"That's right, because of Lake's bad temper, no one wants to mess with him."

"……what!"

"You look like you're mocking or suggesting something, slave?"

"No, you think too much." Rubbing the expression on his face, McGarl changed the subject very conveniently, "The fact that there are not many fleets means that there are still fleets fighting against Lake. ?”

It seemed that he didn't expect that McGarl would bring the topic up to this point. Caesar was taken aback for a moment, then looked away and gave a absent-minded acknowledgment.

...appeared, with Caesar's standard guilty expression.

McGarr realized almost immediately that he seemed to be hitting the point.

So he continued to ask, "Who is it?"

"..."

"Who?"

"..."

"Who is it?"

"The second reminder of popular science is German. There are too many historical topics. Put it aside and teach you simple daily phrase translations."

"Do you think I'm stupid for changing the subject so simply and rudely?"

"German, get out if you don't learn it."

"..."

Well, I was forced to be fooled by you for a while, anyway, I always have to pay it back when I come out to hang out.Also, don't be too capricious, dead dog. ╮(￣▽￣”)╭...

The next morning, after a good night's sleep, Stormrage's red-haired first mate just got up from the bed.

As he yawned and walked out, when he looked up, he saw a certain comrade walruser who was tied upside down on the mast and followed the German flag fluttering in the wind—ah, speaking of it, whenever Kaiser became impatient Sometimes, such astonishing and perverted punishments like hanging people up will indeed be made.

The red-haired mate grinned with a pop, and a new and happy day was about to begin.

Lake: "Hi! Sir, good day! Is the scenery up there okay?!"

McGall: "@#￥%*&..."

Lake put his hand to his ear: "What are you talking about? - The wind is too strong, I can't hear clearly!"

McGarl: "Gratuliere (congratulations)! Alles Gute (all the best)! Gute Reise (blessings)! HerzlichenGlvckwunschzumGeburtstag (happy birthday)!"

Rick: "..."

This shit... is it because he wants to learn the rhythm of the fool? ——And what does this teach, the captain thought he had raised a large tropical colorful parrot?Although this is usually the standard match for a pirate captain, yes... After a pause, the red-haired mate asked tentatively: "Wieheitdu (what's your name)?"

McGarr: "IchheitAnne (my name is Anna)."

"..."

Anna...Which one is dear?

At this point, Lake finally realized very three-dimensionally that Caesar is an existence with no limit to how bad and evil can be brought into play.