captain migraine

Wiping away the tears, the moonlight shone on the back of Margarita's white hands, and the drops of water immediately condensed into solids of various sizes and shapes, falling down like rice grains, and then rolling towards the corner of the room, Not far away, Caesar's good sister still opened her big empty eyes. For a moment, McGarr almost thought she had seen wrongly, and her eyelashes seemed to move.

McGarl: "..." Big dog, the earth is terrible, I want to go back to Mars.

At this time, the big beautiful girl beside her turned her head and smiled brightly at the walrus officer who had completely overturned her three views: "I'm sorry, did I scare you?"

...not scared, but scared to death.McGarr opened his mouth. Facing that beautiful face, he found that he couldn't speak a nice word very hard. Finally, he had to twist his head away, forcing himself not to look at the bright big white teeth. After shivering, Say, "No, I'm fine."

"Stop playing, Margarita." Caesar's voice sounded impatient from not far away.

So Margarita laughed loudly. She bent over laughing, stretched out her hand and slapped McGarl's fragile back, and said out of breath while giggling: "I'm not a mermaid! I'm People, people!"

"Margaret is still alive." Caesar turned his head and said to McGarl after glancing at the little girl who was sitting motionless on the chair, "It just seems to be dead now—this guy has a kind of It's a strange disease, it will fall into this state at night, and it will wake up at dawn."

"My poor little Margaret, we usually sink into the water during the day. At night, we can only stay in this room. My lovely daughter, I don't know how many years I haven't seen the real sky."

McGarl: "Sink into the water and go oooo?"

"It's a very, very long story." Margarita smiled, and the smile was somewhat mixed with some strange emotions. She turned to look at Caesar, and asked as if asking for his opinion. , "Can we trust your little friend?"

Being called a child by a girl who looked to be in her twenties... McGarr ran a herd of elephants in his heart.

"Whatever you want." Pulling a dusty chair from the corner of the room, the captain sat on it without looking at it. He crossed his legs, crossed his arms, and said impatiently, " Hurry up if you want to tell the story, it's almost dawn, isn't it?"

Where should this story begin?

Let's start with Margarita when she was just a normal little girl.

Margarita was born in Ireland, and her father was a well-known local craftsman.When Margarita was 11 years old, her mother died, and her father raised her up. When this beautiful little girl grew up, his father left Ireland and came to Algiers, And there, with their superb craftsmanship, they obtained a lot of wealth from the captains of various fleets.

Life seems never to be smooth sailing.When Margarita was 19 years old, she picked up a dying pirate from the sea (McGar subconsciously turned to look at the big dog, who snorted and asked nastyly, "What are you looking at?"), and this The pirate was Lyle, the pirate leader who led a large fleet of fifteen ships at that time (McGarr couldn't help but look at Caesar again).

After that is the bloody, very common sense story.Lyle fell in love with Margarita (McGar looked at Caesar again, who sneered), and when Margarita was 20 years old, they held a wedding on Lyle's boat, and in the turmoil of history, Lyle Lyle realized that he could not leave Margarita in Algiers, and he only saw her once a year, so in spite of everyone's objections, Lyle took Margarita aboard the Lady Lovibon.

At least so far, the story is so beautiful and moving.

can you?

Obviously not.

During the one-year relationship, Lyle's first mate Reince also fell in love with the lively and unaffected Margarita. At this time, Lyle's violent temper finally gradually revealed. After long-term quarrels and even hands-on fights, the crew on the Mrs. Lovibon Life seems to be no longer so happy - all this is seen by Reines.

Finally, one day, when Lyle drew out his musket and pointed it at Margarita's temple, Reins realized that such days could not continue.During a certain voyage, he deliberately led the ship to a sea area that was not marked on the nautical chart, where they encountered a mysterious vortex, which caused the Lady Lovibond and a dozen other ships to sink in today's Papua New Guinea. Near Erma Island, and Reins, who had prepared in advance, took Margarita and became the only survivor of the entire fleet.

And Lyle, with his fleet, sank in the sea forever.

Before the Lady Loviburn sank, the famous pirate cast a vicious curse—

"Even if God asks me to sail to the end of the world, I will do my best! Your descendants will also die badly. They will be betrayed like me, caught the plague, and buried in the sea!"

On the small Zodiac, Margarita watched her husband sink to the bottom of the sea. At that time, the sun rose on the sea level, and the warm light gave her the illusion that "everything is over".

Margarita was 22 years old that year, and ultimately failed to live a stable life with Reins.

They found that, in any case, they could no longer approach land.Whenever they are about to approach the land, there will be strong winds. No matter how sunny the weather is, the sea will instantly roll up a wall of waves more than ten meters high. No matter how hard they try to slide the oars in their hands, they will eventually be swallowed by the shocking waves.

Then they find themselves waking up forever on the Lady Loviburn.

Lyall's curse succeeded, and Reince and Margarita were forever bound to his ship.

"Later we had Caesar and Margarita." Margarita said calmly, pinning her hair back from her ears, "How do you say that, since you can't resist fate, you have to lie flat Let it be raped, and then take the opportunity to conceive the child of destiny, and then mentally rape it."

McGarr: "..." What's going on in the latter paragraph, that's not what the textbook says, ma'am.

"Caesar was healthy, but Margaret seemed to be suffering from a strange disease - all the doctors said she would not live to be 15 years old. Then when she was five years old, Reince died in an accident Before he died, he hoped that Margaret, Caesar and I could live a good life.” Margarita said, “I don’t know why, the last words of various captains before their death seem to be easily believed by the sea god—— I said, how can you believe what a person who is merged into the anointing is blind, right?"

McGall: "..."

Caesar: "..."

"So what Reines said before he passed away, and his messy last words came true by the way—he left behind three eternal things, me who will always be 28 years old, and Margaret who will always be 15 years old , and Reince's penis."

McGarl: "...his, what?"

Margarita said deadpan, "Dildo."

She stood up, pulled out a delicate wooden box from under Margaret's chair, and handed it to McGarr.

McGarr, whose brain had been bombarded by thunder, numbly took over...Caesar's father's second child.

"Probably because I'm afraid I'll be lonely." Margarita showed a hint of embarrassment, "Although it is indeed quite lonely-but don't worry, I still resist the fact that I haven't used this thing-would you like to open it and have a look? ?”

McGarr: "...No need."

Margarita showed an expression of ignorance: "You really don't want to see it? The immortal penis."

McGarl turned to look at Caesar speechlessly.The latter supported his head, as if he was used to this scene.He snapped his fingers and said very calmly, "Not as big as mine."

McGall: "..."

Caesar: "Don't look at me with such expectation. Even if I die, I will not cut off my good brother and put it in a box."

Thanks for being the only one in your family who doesn't seem so logical.McGarl laments his good eyesight (and doesn't).

"Since Caesar's father passed away, I have been wandering alone in the sea." Margarita said casually, playing with her fingers, "Occasionally, I will save those undead lost in the sea, and become my crew—— Ah, once I also saved a Spanish ship tycoon, and then..."

Then?McGarr remembered that Reosa seemed to be Spanish.

really.

"Actually, what Reince said is right. You will be lonely if you float on the sea for a long time, otherwise why would there be Leosa...I'm not complaining about Leosa, I also feel sorry for Xiaosa." Beautiful The woman said without guilt, "But it's just my own carelessness. Who knew that I would get pregnant if I had a casual sex."

McGall: "..."

Caesar: "Have you said enough?"

Margarita stood up, walked towards the impatient and irritable eldest son, touched his resolute face with her hand, and muttered, "However, after so many years, Lyle's words still make me feel uneasy. By the time your fleet was betrayed and sunk by the Babelos brothers on Djerba Island, your soul was almost frightened—fortunately, you are fine."

"Why do you show this expression? Isn't this still alive?" Caesar said with a very unfilial frown.

"Then what are you going to do with the person on your boat who betrayed you?" Margarita persisted, "What's the name of that person, Abby, right?"

Abby?The stormtrooper?

McGarl saw Caesar freeze.

Then the tall man stood up from the armchair, walked quickly towards McGarr, grabbed him and dragged him out, and said as he walked, "Got it, I will deal with him."

Margarita: "You can hear this perfunctory tone as soon as you hear it."

Caesar dragged McGall forward and ran forward: "I'm so annoying, I will do what I say!"

Margarita ran after her with her skirt in her hand: "Son, you're 32! When will you be out of the second phase! Mom is caring about you!"

Caesar stopped abruptly.

Margarita, who was following, bumped into the man's strong back.

"It's almost dawn, Margarita."

"I know."

"Sink the ship quickly."

"Bastard son."

"Goodbye."

"……Etc., etc!"

When Caesar held Megal between his arms and grabbed the rope and was about to return to the Stormrage, Margarita grabbed his sleeve from behind——

The big beauty showed that stupid bright smile again: "You're going to Spain, aren't you?"

"Yes."

"Just try your best, we don't have to worry about our affairs."

Caesar paused, turned away his face: "Understood."

"Also, Spain is Leoza's territory. You are not allowed to fight with him when you get there. You are an older brother, so let him go."

"Obviously he wants to put me on the gallows!"

"Kiss before leaving."

"you are annoying?"

"Hurry up! The sun is coming up!"

chirp——

Turning around, the 32-year-old ghost animal captain gnawed on the face of the big beautiful girl with a small face in response.The latter smiled with satisfaction, and before he could say anything, Caesar had already firmly grasped the rope, entrained the walrus, and swung towards Stormrage with all his hands and feet.

When the two of them landed again on the Stormrage, which was full of popularity and messed up greetings such as "Captain, Good Day" and "Morning, Megal", on the other side of the sea horizon, the born fiery red sun was slowly rising. rise.

Beside the Stormrage, a huge wave broke out, and the Lady Lovibon was surrounded by the waves and slowly dived, and the waves pushed away and rolled up countless fine foams.

The hull, the side, happy Roger, until the tip of the mast of the Lady Lovibon disappeared completely into the sea, and the sea finally returned to calm—as if nothing had ever happened.

Amber pupils quietly looked at the calm sea, silent for a long time.

Then, the captain of the Stormrage turned around and yelled at a group of crew members on the deck who were staring blankly at him——

"Isn't there enough time to delay, why are you still standing there, big trash! Set sail, now Spain, full speed ahead!"