captain migraine

The Stormrage sailed from Algiers all the way to Spain, and their final goal was the Spanish coastal city of Benidorm.Along the way, there are countless unnamed uninhabited islands - which obviously provided Caesar with a good natural execution condition.

Yes, on the day Margaretta left, at dawn, the Stormrage held a public trial against the stormtrooper Abby—

Because the subject of the trial itself has a high status in the fleet, all officials with official positions must participate in this trial.

At this moment, on the calm sea, the Stormrage sailed smoothly.At the long table in the conference room of the main ship of the Fury, sat about [-] high-level executives of the Fury, among them, Caesar was the one sitting farthest from the door, and on his right was Caesar. The first officer of the fleet, Lake, on his left, was the walruser who was sleep-deprived and dozed off like a dog since the beginning of the meeting, plus the "captain's follower" McGaller.

This malicious nickname was taken by Barry, who was quite dissatisfied with McGarr following Caesar every day and treating the captain as a male god—so he turned a blind eye to Caesar. Under the one-eyed scumbag behavior, this little guy enjoys making all kinds of troubles for McGarl every day. After the palace fight and the house fight, Berry invented and derived the third god-like fighting route, which is bucket.

...Well, the topic is far away, let us pull the camera back and focus on this serious and important sea meeting.

According to the rules, Abby, who was about to be tried, was detained at the place closest to the door.

At the beginning of the meeting, as usual, it was Rick who personally read out the furry rules set by Caesar—compared to the rules that had been read out for half an hour, the ones in the slave book were really just scratches.When the dark-haired young man slid his head off the supporting hands for the third time, Caesar finally kicked him under the table.

Lake: "—Article 130, prohibiting spoiling food."

"...!" McGarl raised his head abruptly, looked around blankly, his eyes slipped from Reike who was dryly announcing various rules, and finally stopped on Caesar, raised his eyebrows, and said innocently, "Why kick me?"

Caesar raised his eyebrows: "Listen to me carefully."

Lake: "—Article 130, it is forbidden to steal unexpected food from the storage room."

Caesar reached out and punched McGarr on the back of the head: "Did you hear that, it's you who secretly took three apples from the kitchen yesterday thinking I didn't see them? According to the rules, I should give you three lashes, you are full of stinky blemishes, yes Didn't you feel uncomfortable without seeing the Shengjun?"

Facing the accusation, McGarl frowned: "Bastard! Didn't you share one of those three apples? You scumbag who refuses to accept it after eating it—you spit it out!"

Rick: "Cough."

Caesar: "...Leave this aside for now, how dare you openly doze off at the meeting!"

McGarr: "That's because I was frightened last night!"

Caesar sneered: "What's that? Since you got on the boat, I haven't been frightened for a single day. I'm still alive and well."

Everyone: "..."

In the face of unconscious flirting, you only need to bear it no longer.Lake threw the "Guidelines for the Stormrage's Behavior Standards" aside expressionlessly: "...don't read it anymore, just go to the next link—"

The captain turned around and said inexplicably, "Why don't you read it?"

Everyone: "..."

"Because I'm not happy." The red-haired mate said blankly. He turned his head and looked at the captain of the charge who was kneeling at the door and tied up, "Abby, according to the "Pirate Contract", you violated the seventh law about Regarding the content of the 'crime of secrecy', according to the information you betrayed to the Arabian pirate Brother Barberus, the crime of 'betrayal' will be added to this charge—tsk tsk, this is very serious, brother... From now on, you You have 10 minutes to present your crimes, but this will not affect the outcome of your trial."

The crime of treason is a very serious crime, especially when it almost resulted in the serious consequences of the death of the captain. Criminals usually have only two ends. The civil servants can't wait to hang the pirates who come to their door; the second end is to implement "exile". Hand him a bag of fresh water and a musket with only one bullet.

Next, whether to be rescued by a passing fleet, or to be so hungry and thirsty that I can't bear to be shot by myself, it all depends on God. ...But it is well known that the old God is very busy. Usually, the exiled people will have the opportunity to be their own God for a while.

As an excellent charge captain in his job, Abby certainly knew what he was about to face—at this moment, his whole body was shaking like a sieve, his face was pale, and he was sweating profusely. It fell to the ground along his chin, forming a small puddle of water.

No one spoke, suddenly, the team doctor of the fleet stood up from the table, pinched his neck without hesitation and poured him a bottle of glucose that he found out from nowhere—the ship doctor of the Stormrage was an eternal A tall, thin man with a single eye in a white coat, unshaven, in his thirties, taciturn, with an extremely eccentric personality—the back of McGarr's head was hanged, and he insisted on shaving off all his hair regardless of the masculinity of the wounded It was he who was willing to bandage up this kind of thing.

At that time, it was Caesar who said "I don't want to work in the same office as the bald man" to save McGarl. The big dog was more reliable at critical moments, and praised it.

"Don't get dizzy." Chuan Chuan bit his cigarette butt and smiled contemptuously, and said to Ai Billy, "I will serve you until the last second, Captain Stormtrooper."

service?Damn it, who has the life to let you, a great god, serve you.McGarr, who was sitting next to Caesar, shuddered.

"I am, I was forced." After drinking the glucose, Abby, whose face was no longer pale but still trembling violently, stammered, "Captain, let me go, don't send me to the gallows—— I was forced, Reosa kidnapped my wife and daughter - he asked me to report all your whereabouts in June to him, I didn't know he sold the information to the Arabs - I was forced Forced, captain, I don't want to betray you, trust me!"

"What?" Before Caesar was born, Reike yelled loudly, "It's that dwarf again!"

"Don't yell, trash, what are you fussing about with a lunatic." Scratching his face, the captain looked careless, "I heard that he just attacked someone else's Royal Port the day before yesterday, tsk, annoying little brat."

McGarr: "I think Leosa is cute."

Caesar: "Shut up."

McGarr shut up.

On the large armchair, the man moved and changed into a comfortable position again. His amber eyes calmly glanced at Abby who was kneeling at the door. The charge captain is recruited——Rake, will you be demoted to be the charge captain, okay?"

Lake lying on the gun inexplicably: "... none of my business!"

"Then Bakir will be the first mate." Said the captain who arranged for himself.

Bakir was the name of the perverted ship doctor. The man whose name was mentioned was listlessly smoking a cigarette, and snorted, expressing that he was not at all tempted by the promotion.

When the two subordinates objected unanimously, Caesar sighed and complained completely without grasping the point: "Abby, that red-haired dwarf arrested your family, you can tell me, act without authorization and contact him privately, I will You can also not pursue it. But you sold my information to Leosa, and you made such a big noise that Margarita came to the surface, so now I have to convict you, and then I have to find a charge It’s really annoying when the captain comes to fill your vacancy.”

"I'm sorry, Captain! Please spare my life! For the sake of my service to you for so many years!" Abby trembled and couldn't speak so clearly.

Caesar shut his mouth and looked at Abby silently.For a moment, the meeting room fell into silence.

"exile."

The thin lips parted slightly, and from the depths of the man's throat, he gently spit out the final result of the trial.

Then he stood up from the table, swept the non-existent dust on his shoulders with downcast eyes: "Tell the navigator, find me an uninhabited island at a position off the route, and then throw Abby down ..."

Speaking of this, he paused, as if thinking for a while, and then said: "Before I finish, don't come to obstruct my eyes again."

Lake was stunned: "But Caesar, according to the rules, the guns and fresh water must be handed over to the exiled crew by the captain himself—"

"I don't want to worry about it." Caesar said impatiently, "Whoever you want to go to - Megal?"

McGarl: "Here!"

"What the hell, you're so stupid. Come with me to the captain's cabin."

The captain walked out while talking, seeing that the big dog was not in a good mood, McGarr didn't dare to say any nonsense, and hurriedly followed like a little eunuch, Rick muttered a few words, and followed him out—— The three of them walked away like a gust of wind, leaving behind a group of high-level executives of Stormrage who were looking at each other, and Abby who was so frightened that he almost fainted and managed to save his life.

Inside the captain's lounge.

McGarr just buried his head and followed, but he didn't know when the tall man in front had stopped.He was grabbed by the wrist as soon as he entered the captain's lounge. Immediately afterwards, the man pinched his chin with two rough fingers, and pulled it up somewhat rudely.

"Is this the rhythm of kissing?" McGarr asked calmly.

"You are dreaming." Caesar replied calmly, "Can you dance?"

McGarl smiled happily: "What do you think?"

After thinking about it seriously, Caesar let go of the walrus officer with a sad expression on his face that "the past can't be looked back".As if he didn't see Rick following behind to join in the fun, he turned and walked into the inner cabin of the captain's cabin, and then pulled out a black cloth-like object from the huge suitcase in the corner——

When he shook off the pickle-like dress in front of Megal, the other two people present were not surprised to find that it was indeed a very gorgeous lady's dress.

"Your frame is relatively small, so you might be able to wear it." Looking carefully at McGaller, the man pushed the skirt to McGaller without resistance—the force was so strong that he almost pushed his ass to the ground , raised his chin, and said generously to McGarr who was holding the skirt, "This skirt is yours now."

McGall: "..."

Caesar raised an eyebrow.

McGarr: "Are you waiting for me to say 'thank you'?"

Caesar: "Shouldn't it be?"

McGall: "...Thank you."

Caesar: "You're welcome, go put it on."

"..." McGarr thought that there was something wrong with his ears—but no, Rick's hahaha laughter rang in his ears, which was extremely clear.

"Go change it." Caesar said with a gloomy face, "This is an order."

Go to your uncle's order.This time it was McGarr's turn to put on a dark face and rush into the inner warehouse with that damned skirt in his arms. He took off his clothes while cursing the dead dog, and put the skirt that didn't know where it came from in a mess——Caesar said That's right, McGarl is not short in stature, but he is not as thick as Europeans. In comparison, his much thinner body is not too reluctant to wear this lady's skirt on his body.

Acting in a full set, he took out a feather fan from Caesar's boxes, and McGarl rushed out of the inner warehouse with the hem of his skirt.

Looking at McGarr, who was rampant and carrying the hem of the skirt, showing his thick calves and leg hair, the captain nodded in satisfaction.

Caesar: "Not bad."

McGarl: "I was born beautiful."

Lake's words were astonishing: "That dancer is indeed you."

Caesar: "..."

McGarr: "...you misidentified the person."