captain migraine

It can be seen from this that the scouting activities on the captain's side are obviously not going smoothly-not only is it not going well, when we look at it from another angle, we can also happily find that the wind and rain in the Mediterranean Caesar was seriously molested by a sister in a special industry.

Compared with his own boss, Rake's second-in-command, Rake, is not doing very well here... Since the special industry with the largest amount of information and the most promising to ask shit has been personally occupied by his boss, he had no choice but to run to Who knows that hooking up with those three teachings and nine schools on the side of the road will cause problems—as I said before, the red-haired first mate is very good at fighting, but his brain is actually not very good.

In order to keep the mission confidential, the entire Fury fleet is secretly conducting news inquiries. The first mate, who cannot reveal his identity, can only endure 12 impatience, squatting with a one-eyed thief with yellow teeth and buck teeth. Chatting under the eaves is close.

Then, in his vain attempt to inquire about the legend, he got the most incredible scandal news in the Mediterranean——

"I heard that the captain of the Wasp and the first mate of the Stormrage are biological brothers who have been separated for many years. Have you seen their hair, tsk tsk, the same color." The thief vowed, "Brother, dear, but fell in love, so they fought as soon as they met."

For the first time, in the face of his own scandal, the master copy of the Stormrage felt a sense of bewilderment.

First of all, why is the conjunction between "fall in love" and "I will fight as soon as we meet" is "so"?

Secondly, even if he killed him [-] times, he would not dare to imagine that he could have such a troublesome younger brother as Leosa. If Leosa was his younger brother, he would kill that dead dwarf the first second he was born. He was strangled in the cradle—this is also one of the reasons why Lake admired Caesar. Sometimes he would ask the captain in doubt, why he didn't kill that dwarf. Usually, the captain would hesitate, Then he gave an unreliable answer like "blood relationship" very hypocritically...

But Caesar is willing to be hypocritical, if I... tsk tsk, let alone fall in love with him in the end, how can the two red hairs fall in love with each other?Can the born child still watch (...)?

"Besides, I'm a tall and handsome German," said the Stormrage mate, touching his red hair wrapped in rags and watching the thief leave, "that boy is a Spaniard. , where is the long-lost biological brother... Huh?"

When the first mate's hand slipped to his waist, he found that his purse was gone.

There were [-] gold coins in it, ten of which were Caesar's "activity funds", and the remaining ninety were his own private money.

At this moment, under the violent noon sun, the thief had disappeared.

And it was only at this time that Lake remembered that the person who talked to him just now, in addition to being ugly and unreliable in speech, he was also a thief.

……

Compared with this group of pig teammates under him, being seriously molested by a sister in a special industry seems nothing - this group of notorious pirates, among them is the famous mad dog first mate, who can just pull one out The Stormrage's charge captain who scares the opponent, has a sophisticated and accurate forecaster who never calculates the time difference by more than half an hour, and a deck crew who can scrub the deck so that it looks as if it was painted yesterday. A magical walrus man who looks up at the sky and can tell you whether the next step is to collect clothes or wash quilts...

But in the end, the only one who could wrap up those ten gold coins and get some useful news was Bakir, the ghostly and clever ship doctor. Earl asked for something that could be traded before the sun was exposed at noon, and returned to the boat for coffee without spending a penny.

As a successful person, Bakir does not understand the dire straits of others.

And as a simple entourage, at the beginning, Megal didn't understand either.

Let's pull back and focus on the best tavern in Menorca - Comrade McGarl is getting bored when Caesar starts drinking dully and watching absently a dance performance on stage.He touched the ten gold coins in his pocket, itching to go out and "travel the rivers and lakes" by himself, but the captain waved his hand and approved it.

Under Zhi Zhi's persevering gaze, the black-haired young man ran out of the tavern by himself.

Standing in the sun at noon, McGarl couldn't help but feel a little excited—this was the first time he walked around the pier without Caesar's supervision. After the wind docked, the captain never allowed him to leave his sight.

Of course not to protect him.

The man was obviously just impatient and continued to clean up the mess for him.

But there are still many good people in this world.After receiving the free spring water from the girl who helped her parents take care of the stall, McGarl walked around the busy market alone with a smile on her face. He used his own money to buy a simple and ugly metal ornament from the girl's stall, which was a dog's head. look.After leaving the stall, he rummaged through the bottles and jars or fresh herbs, and bought some when he remembered that the bandages in Kaiser’s medicine chest were running out. Besides, he was also very interested in the low-quality weapons on the stall. ——Although the weapons were rough in workmanship and the gemstones on the decorations were definitely not comparable to ghost killing, Comrade Walrus still squatted in front of the booth with great interest, picked and picked for a long time, and bought a ghost killer. How many times the dagger was placed on the other side of the slot in the boot.

He even managed to get rid of two or three thieves who followed him with obvious malicious intentions.

Then he met a frustrated Rick at the market, happily laughed at his stupid experience of being stolen, and by the way showed off his great achievements in getting rid of the three thieves.

After lunch, with the ten gold coins in his pocket, McGarr, who had had enough to eat, drink and play, decided to return to the original tavern to find the big pet dog he threw there.

Everything was going well, and the perfect day is about to come to an end...

Who knew, on the way to that tavern, there happened to be a privately run gambling house—Megal didn't like gambling, so in fact, when he passed by there, when there were people cursing or yelling or When it was a shout of surprise, our walrus crew didn't even turn their heads...

Until Chen Yaojin came out halfway.

"—Hey, buddy!"

When McGarr was about to pass by the gambling place, the dirty rag hanging on the door was lifted, and a one-eyed dragon with a tattered dress and a blindfold walked out, seeing McGarr, he barked.

McGarl turned his head inexplicably. When he saw the strange appearance of the other party, Comrade Walrus's first reaction was that he did not know him, and this guy was very unfamiliar.

The one-eyed man moved, pretending to be familiar and said, "Are you going back?"

Huh?

McGarl was stunned for a moment, and really couldn't remember who it was, but he finally nodded his head hard for the sake of saving face, pretending to be acquainted and asked politely: "...Well, I know you, are you on the Laker ship? Don't go back yet ? Dinner is coming soon."

The man was silent for a moment, then walked up with a bright smile and hooked the walrusman's shoulders.The tangy smell of millions of years of not taking a bath made the comrade walruser, who was trained by Caesar to love the poor, frowned, and was embarrassed to push him away, so he turned his head and took a big breath of fresh air Then he said: "Hurry up and go back, if you don't go back, your boss will have to pick your skin again."

The one-eyed man turned his head and glanced at McGarr: "I'll go back now, ah, you don't seem to remember me?"

McGarl was embarrassed: "...Remember, remember! It's on the deck, right?"

The one-eyed man looked very happy, and nodded again and again: "That's right, on my deck, I thought you forgot about me, you bastard!"

Comrade walrus officer breathed a sigh of relief, "on deck" is a very general summary, in these four words, it includes almost a dozen jobs, even walrus officer, it is not a little bit "on deck". Not too much.

Letting down his guard, McGarl was quite happy: "Are you going back with me? I'll go find the boss first, and then we can go back to the boat together..."

The man froze for a moment, showing a trace of obvious hesitation.

"what happened?"

"...I just went in to play when my hands were itchy," the one-eyed man said dejectedly, "Now I have lost a lot, those people asked me to collect the money now, otherwise, otherwise they will stab the captain! "

McGarr's egg hurts: "...how much do you want?"

One-eyed man: "How many do you have?!"

……kindness?McGarr raised his eyebrows, wondering what the hell to answer.But after thinking about it, he still pondered and said: "I have returned the ten gold coins given by the captain when I came out. If you..."

The one-eyed man was ecstatic: "Oh, that's great, I just owe them ten gold coins!"

McGall: "..."

One-eyed man: "Lend me! I will definitely pay you back later, and I will borrow money from Boss Lake if I run out of money. I will really pay you back!"

McGarl sighed, thinking that he couldn't let this person be beaten to death by these gamblers or stab the matter back to let Caesar beat him to death, he took out his pocket, took out the last ten gold coins left in it, and put them in However, just as the last gold coin reached the opponent's palm, someone behind him called out "Megal".

McGarl was stunned, and looked back, and found that the person who was walking slowly from not far away, with his hands in his pockets, swaying around in a swaying posture, wasn't it Rick.

"Lake!" Waving happily, Comrade Walrus waved at the red-haired first mate who was slowly walking towards him, "Come here, look at your crew, the lost underwear is almost gone, luckily you met fucked me-"

Not far away, Lake was stunned, thinking how the hell did I not remember that there was a bad gambler on board?As the Stormrage got closer and closer, the one-eyed man obviously took a step back. He glanced at McGarr guiltily, and hurriedly lowered his face, not at all like the way he should be when he saw his boss.

Until Lake approached.

Money fan McGarl waved: "Quickly pay me back the money for your crew! Ten gold coins!"

"..." After a moment of silence, the red-haired mate said to the walruser with no expression on his face, "I don't have such a person on board."

McGarl: "...=__=?"

This is a cruel truth.

At least Comrade Walrus' bright smile froze on his face, and then shattered into the air.

"He's running away," Lake raised his chin behind them, and calmly said to the petrified walrus officer, "He ran very fast. He seems to be a professional liar. You can't catch up with me visually."

McGall: "..."

Lake: "...Your IQ is not much higher than mine."

McGall: "..."

He stretched out his hand and patted the messy black-haired young man in the wind. The red-haired first mate climbed onto the former's shoulder, his eyes became crescent moons with a smile, and the two brothers said nicely, "Just now when you laughed at me for being tricked by a thief , In fact, our friendship was almost broken, and now you have saved it with practical actions."

McGall: "Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

Lake: "Hahahahahahaha o(*≧▽≦)ツ, I am very touched, thank you, my best friend for life!"

……

The above, this is probably the so-called second-force children have more fun.

During the summary meeting that night, facing a group of subordinates who were obviously very low in public relations ability except for fighting, the captain’s evaluation was——

"A herd of pigs."

McGarr believes that, based on today's performance during the day, this probably includes the "pig leader", that is, Caesar himself.

It's just that his pig is a little less obvious.

The author has something to say: so this group of pirates still has a lovable (ruo) loving (zhi) side o(*≧▽≦)ツ