captain migraine

Bakir got the news from a colleague... let’s say a colleague, in McGarl’s opinion, it was the barefoot doctor of Menorca. He told the ship doctor of the Stormrage that there are countless unique legends about Menorca, but The most special existence among them is none other than a certain prostitute in the Teeter's Tavern - the Teeter's Tavern is the one that Caesar took his son for a stroll this afternoon, and it is known as the most expensive and aristocratic tavern in Menorca.

It's not an orgasm.

Gao Chao is Bakir said that the prostitute's name is Zhi Zhi.

Caesar: "Who?"

Bakir: "Zhizhi."

Caesar: "Who?"

McGarl: "Zhizhi?!"

Bakir suddenly remembered that his boss had already visited in person this afternoon, and the ghost ship doctor on weekdays was different from the radiant appearance of the Virgin Mary when he watched the crew being tortured. At this moment, he showed an impatient expression , raised an eyebrow, and asked his immediate superior desperately: "Have you seen this woman this afternoon?"

Caesar moved, and clasped his fingers calmly. No one could see the captain's inner activities at this moment, only heard him ask in a deep and slow voice: "Why is she the most special existence?"

"Because I haven't finished my sentence yet." Bakir replied bluntly with a blank face.Under the admiring eyes of everyone, the captain was so tolerant that he stretched out his hand and gestured for him to continue.

"——The basement of Teeter's Bar is unusual. Didn't they take you to see it? Well, your expression has already answered my question. Maybe you didn't give enough gold, boss...I mean, My colleagues told me that the reason why the Dieter Bar can become the best bar in the whole of Menorca is that there is a pool of unusually active sea water in its basement-it is said that this pool of sea water, together with the Mediterranean Sea, is from the Dieter Bar. It was there before the pub was built."

Caesar: "Get to the point."

Bakir: "Did you always like this when you were a child? When a person tried to patiently tell you a bedtime story, you would simply ask him to 'get to the point'?"

Caesar: "I never listen to fairy tales."

Bakir: "I don't want to criticize you for not having a childhood, Captain."

"I can explain this," McGarl interjected cheerfully, "According to his character, all the stories are condensed to him, and there is probably only one sentence left, that is, 'the prince and the princess are together after suffering up'."

Bakir's expression seemed to want to give Comrade Walrus a good compliment, but before he did so, the former had honestly collapsed under the calm gaze of the captain, put away his schadenfreude, and was very sincere He raised his hand and made a zipper movement on his lips, then lowered his head, and joined the other people at the conference table who said "have a meeting honestly and don't say a word".

Patting McGarl on the shoulder, Bakir turned his head and continued to tell Caesar the news he had received: "My colleagues said that there is a shark that has lived for hundreds of years in that pool, and it will always guard that side of the pool. The pool There is a wooden box in it. I heard that only the "purest person" can reach out and fish the wooden box out from the bottom of the pool; after fishing out, you must find another person who "does not exist in this world" to open it. The box, if anyone with a dirty mind tries to get it, the shark will bite off his hand and drag him into the pool to kill him."

Bakir paused after speaking. He raised his eyelids to see Caesar's reaction, but found that the other party's reaction was no response.

The man propped his chin on one hand, half-closed his eyes.His other hand rested lightly on the armrest, his slender fingertips bent slightly, tapping rhythmically on the log armrest, the sound was slow and rhythmic, as if knocking In the hearts of everyone present——

They all knew what Caesar was thinking.

However, no one could guess what conclusion he would draw after thinking about it—whether it was sunny or rainy, just waiting for a word from the captain... Everyone stretched their necks, looking nervously at the unknown Sensitive to the man who lowered his head as if he was asleep—the silence seemed to have passed for a century. In the anticipation of everyone, Caesar finally moved the corners of his lips slowly.

"Go and see."

From the sexy thin lips, gently spit out this simple imperative sentence.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

They knew that this was a sign that the captain was interested——

Sure enough, the next second, a long and frivolous whistle sounded from the table, and everyone only had time to see a black shadow flash before them, and then the sound of metal objects hitting the flesh——

When everyone focused their attention on Bakir, the latter was holding the money bag thrown to him by the captain, and thanked him with a very insincere voice.

In the purse in his hand, there were a total of [-] gold coins.

Bakir: "Thank you, I still owe three hundred, don't forget."

Everyone: "..."

The captain sneered: "If it's fake news, you can spit back this bag, including your salary this year, all of which will be deducted - because you let the captain go for nothing, that's not the point, the point Yes, there are serious consequences for letting me down."

Bakir: "If you are so self-willed and careful, you won't be able to please your wife, boss."

Caesar answered as a matter of course: "I have a son, why do I need a wife?"

Bakir immediately turned to look at Megal, who gave him a big white eye.The captain followed his gaze, stared at McGarr's face, and then had no choice but to say: "It's not him, I'm talking about the real son."

McGarl: "Dad."

Caesar: "Good boy."

Everyone: "..."

After dinner, night fell.The nightlife of Menorca's night dancing and singing is just beginning, leading a group of slightly experienced officials of the Stormrage, Caesar marched towards the Tetra Bar for the second time-this time he came aggressively and his fast pace is enough to show The captain is not in a very good mood at this moment.

Because I heard from Bakir later that Zhizhi was the only person who could jump into the pool and take out the wooden box without being bitten to death by a shark—so Zhizhi is the most special legend in Menorca, together with Diet Bar Together, the magical pool of sea water in the basement has become a living sign of Menorca's superstition.

The captain quibbled: "Maybe she raised that shark."

McGarr: "...Accept this fact. He told you this afternoon. You didn't want to believe it. You interrupted him before you finished listening."

Caesar: "The purest person in the world is a whore, do you believe it?"

McGarr: "Trust me, who doesn't have parents yet!"

Caesar: "..."

"What are you sneering at?" McGarl trotted behind the captain's buttocks. The two walked very fast, and the others were pulled out of a short distance intentionally or unintentionally. Comrade Walrus looked around, and then acted like a thief He took out a small piece of uneven metal from his pocket, grabbed the captain's hand and stuffed it in, "Here, here, for you."

McGarr said in a mess, he lowered his head, not embarrassed to look at Caesar's expression.

After a while of embarrassing silence, the man pinched the thing in his hand with his fingertips expressionlessly, and saw the thing in his hand through the light of the feasting lights on both sides of the street. It was extremely rough in manufacture, and the aesthetics needed to be referenced. The handicraft found at a street stall is a dog's head, and the eyes are rubies made of inferior glass.

Holding this thing in his hand, for a moment, Caesar, who was speechless, thought that McGarr was silently provoking him——after thinking about it, he felt that this guy might not have such a high IQ. He stuffed that inexplicable thing into his pocket casually, and commented: "Well, I accept it, it's ugly."

McGarr: "... At this time, even if it is polite, you should say 'thank you'?"

Caesar turned his head, the handsome dog face was half hidden in the night, he lowered his head slightly, and approached the walrus man walking side by side, and the two of them were almost nose to nose. After a while, the captain replied very seriously: "Unable to speak."

"I picked it for you," McGarr said painfully, "you just stuffed it in your pocket."

"It's the last thing in my pocket." The man straightened up, distanced himself and said flatly, "That alone is already very honorable."

McGarl: "Cruel and unreasonable, you are so cruel, so cruel, so cruel—"

The captain sneered, and sneered completely immune: "You are even more cruel. You went out for an afternoon by yourself and spent all my ten gold coins, so you brought me back such a thing."

"..."

"If I don't get important clues about the mermaid's hometown tonight, I won't be able to support you."

"What a horse?" The son was shocked, "Where's the logic!"

The father looked at his son calmly, and then replied, "I'm tired."

For the first time in his life, McGarr suddenly felt a little bit wrong—he didn’t dare to tell Caesar that the ten gold coins were his brain twitch and deserved to be cheated to death.He only dared to break his teeth and swallow blood and tears in his stomach, pretending to be innocent, and told his master that he couldn't hold back for a while, and ate up those ten gold coins at a certain "extraordinary" roadside stall - of course Well, this reason is not a clever excuse, but at least it fits his own pissing nature, the captain just sneered, and put him into the team of "that group of pigs" with a big wave of his hand.

In order to lie that night, he only ate two symbolic mouthfuls, put down the tableware pretentiously, covered his hungry stomach that was screaming with a smile and said: I am so supportive.

It's all tears.

But that thing somehow found its way into Caesar's pocket tonight.

One day, McGarl is confident that he will be able to hang it around the neck of a big dog—just like a dog collar. Wearing it is not only to prevent it from getting lost, but also to announce to the world: this product is available. Lord, strangers should not enter.