captain migraine

Imagining that there will be a cheap stall hanging around the neck of the captain covered in gold one day, comrade walruser grinned, and subconsciously reached out to touch the tattoo on his buttocks, where scars began to itch, but if I pressed my fingertips hard, but it still felt a little painful——

Damn, this feels like love.

I had a lot of sore teeth, and I was thinking of words to grab a dog next to me and sore it. Suddenly, there was a crackling sound, and my wrist hurt. McGarl was shocked, and when he realized it, he realized that the man beside him was Looking at himself with a dark face, he raised his eyebrows inexplicably: "What are you doing?"

As soon as the words came out, Caesar started to sneer. As soon as this familiar smile appeared, McGarr remembered that in the past few days, the last thing Big Dog wanted to see was to see him stretch out his hand to scratch his butt. Sarcasm, or dragged over and beaten violently—it is estimated that the act of scratching his buttocks while walking at this moment has seriously touched the captain's bottom line.

"I'll just scratch it, it itch! You also itch when your wound is scarred? You're not a god, and you can be so holy that you can eat nothing?"

Caesar ignored him and went straight to his own.Comrade walrus didn't scratch anymore, he chased up Diandian and stretched out his hand to grab him. The captain's face darkened and he quickly dodged, and the turtle asked nervously, "Did you wash your hands after scratching your butt?"

"I didn't fucking reach in and scratch!" McGarr said confidently, "It's through the pants!"

"Your pants are clean?!"

"It's not my pants," a certain thief said with a grin. "I took them from your cabinet this morning. They are of good quality, but the waist is a little thicker. Do you want to consider losing weight—ah—you hit someone! Mom Egg, you are getting angry from embarrassment, do you understand, do you understand—"

A group of rough pirates at the back began to grin and giggle messily. Reck walked in the front, laughing the loudest because he was the first officer, and Bakir next to Rick was the ship's doctor, not only because the entire fleet boarded Thousands of people count on him alone, relying on the [-] gold coins he just got, he can deduct his salary at will, and dare to shout "together" and "you two hurry up and the world will be quiet when you two get together".

Around him was a walruser buzzing like a fly.

The captain walked forward with a dark face like a Bao Gong, and he felt that he had never been so lively around him in his life.

He had a headache, why did he pick up such a disaster in a flash of his head?

Walking to the entrance of the Teeter Bar, the group of people behind were still laughing and laughing, McGarr got out of his side, and joined Lake and his team to exchange thoughts. Most of the crew members were discussing "how fierce the captain is usually", Walrus The central argument of the crew is to say in a showy tone "I told you the captain's hair is up when he first wakes up in the morning"—

Megall's popularity on Stormrage has always been good.Caesar always thought it was because of his own personality problem, and because he often made mistakes and was punished and was sent to the grassroots to work. Now it seems that there is probably another reason. The wind's gossip center - no wonder even the deck cleaners now know that the captain prefers whiskey to ale, and if there's no whiskey, rum will do.

Over the years, Caesar had struggled to maintain the sense of mystery that belonged to the captain, and it was over because of the small captain of the gossip team of the Stormrage in the house.

It was the busiest time of night at the entrance of the Ditt Bar. In the bar, the noise of the crowd had already passed through the door with a poor sound insulation effect. The Captain stopped at the entrance of the bar. When he stopped , the laughter in the team behind him became a little softer, and when he turned around to look at the group of strong bears with no expression on his face, the laughter became a little bit softer again, when his cold and noble eyes swept across the faces of the crowd However, when he asked indifferently, "Why are you laughing so happily", the team behind him finally became the ferocious, cold-blooded, and invincible vanguard of the Stormrage in the legend.

Caesar nodded in satisfaction, then turned around and opened the door of the bar first.

Almost as soon as he opened the door, Caesar sensed something was wrong—although the bar owner greeted him with a smile on his face, the man could still see a forced smile from the other party's smile .

The same goes for the people in the bar, the previous noise disappeared, everyone put down their glasses and turned to stare at the person standing at the door, the expression... It was like Caesar standing at the door with a trumpet and announcing the end of the world an hour later Like coming.

The neckline of the shirt was pulled loose, revealing the tanned skin that symbolizes a healthy and sexy atmosphere. The man has a strong skeleton and a tall figure. The gemstones on the musket worn on his waist are also shining and valuable. Mature masculine charm, facing the bright eyes of the prostitutes, walked deep into the bar, Caesar's face lacked any extra expressions.

At this time, the uneasiness on the bar owner's face became more obvious.

The heavy riding boots creaked on the soft wooden floor, as if they were stepping on his heart—just before the bar owner's heart stopped beating and died, the man finally stopped his pace, Turning around, "Where's Zhizhi?"

When Caesar asked this question, his attitude was barely mild.But the boss just bowed his head and didn't dare to fart.At this time, Caesar smiled unexpectedly. This is the black sea wolf's signature Hades smile. Every time he shows this expression, it means that some unlucky guy is about to suffer——

"Tell me," the captain said flatly, "where is that garbage?"

which?The people standing behind the captain looked at each other in blank dismay.

It’s definitely not the woman named Zhizhi... Although the nature is cruel and capricious and unreasonable, Caesar will still put on airs in front of women, otherwise the title of gentleman of the sea will not fall into his hands, Lake shrugged, He said that he has been with the captain for so long, and he has never heard him describe any woman as "garbage"——

So, who is this talking about?

McGarl stood next to Rick, feeling extremely sympathetic to the bar owner, but at this moment, he, who has learned to be smart, would not casually go up and act as cannon fodder (...), bear with it, boss, close your eyes, grit your teeth and stomp your feet— —

bang——

McGall: "..."

Feeling sweating, he deeply felt that it was not easy for him who had frequently provoked the captain's majesty for so many days to survive. The walrus took a step back and hid behind the first officer again.

Not far from him, he withdrew his foot from the big hole. The expression on the captain’s face was as calm as if he was the one who kicked over the entire bar. Most of the customers in the bar had already left. The special industry sisters are indeed people who have seen the world, and they are not afraid to continue to stare at the domineering man——

"Don't make me repeat it a second time."

With a gloomy face, the captain seemed to have a storm brewing at any time, even if he hadn't shown too much, and at this moment, anger had undisguisedly infected those amber pupils, dark In the flickering kerosene lamp, the color of the pupils seemed to become darker, and the cold eyes were like sharp blades scraping at the bar owner's body.

The bar owner looked almost on his knees shaking, and McGarr frowned, feeling stupid for the owner's untimely silence.

"It seems that your sincerity is not enough, so I have to find it in my own way." The man sneered, turned his back to a group of vicious pirates behind him, raised his hand lazily and waved, and dropped the simple and clear two words. words——

"Burned."

If you don’t give me someone, I’ll burn your store down. When everything is reduced to ashes, I don’t believe that I can’t find that person—this is the logic of robbers in Caesar’s style. Gal, when Caesar negotiated with others, he usually liked to negotiate with them with a gun to their head. At that time, McGarr firmly expressed his disbelief when Lake was smearing the captain, but today, he believed it.

Seeing a group of pirates yelling and breaking the kerosene lamp, biting their cigarette butts and spreading the kerosene all over the sofa, the guests in the bar ran away like birds, and Lake hummed a tune-changing song and threw the sparkling sparkle in his hand. The cigarette butt popped out and landed on the sofa that was full of people just now, and the flames spread rapidly——

Standing in the midst of a crowd of wildly cheerful and sized pirates, McGarr had to believe it.

Killing and arson is really not just an adjective, it is just like the word "ask" last night. For this group of stinky pirates, it is an unimaginable... daily behavior verb.

When Lake raised his chair and was going to smash the window, as a civilized civil servant, McGarr felt the pain deeply. He patted the boss on the shoulder and said, "Forget it."

Caesar didn't turn his head back, and it sounded like he sneered: "Can't watch it anymore?"

McGarr: "...a little bit."

The captain stopped answering, raised his foot, and kicked the bar owner who was already limp on the ground in disgust, with 12 points of impatience in his voice: "Then you find a way to make this trash speak, I want Where is the person you are looking for?"

McGarr: "Okay, wait...he wet his pants."

Caesar: "...then it's better not to get close to him, dirty. Bakir?"

Bakir, who was civilized and stood by watching the excitement from the beginning to the end: "What are you doing?"

Putting his hands in his pockets, the captain turned around slowly, his eyes turned around between the two civil servants, and said: "Blindfold McGaller, throw it to the door, and drag it in after burning it."

McGall: "..."

Over there, Lake had already knocked down the window, and was rushing towards the wine rack with the stormtrooper—they didn't drink or grab it, they just smashed it, smashed it and burned it.

McGarl looked at the bar owner on the ground, his face turned green with distress.Comrade Walrus was stunned, a bit puzzled, who made the bar owner cover up like this——

At this time, from the depths of the corridor, a door creaked and opened.

Caesar paused for a moment, then raised his head, his gaze fixed at the end of the dark corridor.

Three seconds later, the man raised his hand and snapped his fingers, as if the group of pirates had grown a third ear to hang around the captain. With a tsk, he threw away the chair in his hand with one hand.

The chair banged against the wall, the last loud bang in the bar.

McGarl tiptoed over Caesar's shoulder and followed the man's gaze to look in. In the corridor, a human-shaped figure was slowly walking outside——

The figure was not tall.

That person had long hair, and he flicked his hair when he came out, like a girl.

Well, like a girl.

McGarl pouted, and landed on his heels with little interest.

He should have thought that in the whole world, except for his little brother Leosa, who could make Caesar go crazy, everyone else was either not born yet, or already dead.

It seems that they were one step too late. For the same purpose, the captain of the Hornet who had the magical compass also came here.