Go to Hell, White Lotus

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: The Buddha said: Sitting is Zen, walking is also Zen, a flower is a world, a leaf is a Tathagata, spring comes, flowers grow green, autumn leaves fall, infinite Prajna is at ease, speech is silent, movement and stillness are natural.

[Private Chat] White Lotus: ...

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: The world of mortals is ten feet long, but all living beings are trapped. Although the benevolence is small, I am also allowed to be merciful.The word love is like fire burning on ice, the fire will melt the ice, and the ice will melt and the fire will be extinguished.Therefore, the Buddha said that it cannot be said.

[Private Chat] White Lotus: -_-|||...

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: The Buddha said: If everything is too exhausted, the fate will inevitably be exhausted early.

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: The Buddha said: The sea of ​​desire is boundless.

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[Private chat] White Lotus: I said: Day!

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: Almighty, the poor monk sees that you have Buddha nature. The three of you came up from Yulong Mountain, and the other two are murderous, but you are peaceful. Naturally, you are a person who is dedicated to Buddha. I don’t know. Are you willing to pay homage to the poor monk?

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: ... I'm at level fifty, so I can't learn from a teacher... Besides, I already have a teacher, and the teacher-student relationship hasn't been terminated yet...

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: The benefactor's words are not right, fifty, just right!

[Private chat] White Lotus: Abbot, which temple do you belong to?I will donate incense money to you, don't hack me!

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: The poor monk is from Daleiyin Temple.

[Private Chat] White Lotus: Which province? ...

Bai Lianhua was puzzled. Da Leiyin Temple was famous in Journey to the West. As far as he knew, Da Leiyin Temple was located in Mount Emei. In real life, it was just a small temple.Could it be that the monks there can still access the Internet? ? ...is it too spoof? !Could it be that there are actually hackers playing tricks?

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: The temple is in the holy land of Lingshan.

[Private Chat] White Lotus: Heh...hehe...

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: Donor.Are you willing to escape into Buddhism?Great, my great Buddhism?

[System prompt: [Abbot Jingzhen] applied to become a master-student relationship with you [White Lotus], are you willing? ]

Bai Lianhua was dumbfounded.Big dumbfounded.No, he was almost blinded.If someone applies for a master-student relationship with a person who has a master, won't the system remind: "[Sorry, player [XXX] has already become a mentor-student with player [XXX].]"? ! !

So what's going on now?What about playing people?Or is this guy really advanced, and he has learned high-end hacks like his roommates and masters?

Bai Lianhua hesitated for a few seconds, but before he could think about it, a system message box popped up on the screen: [System prompt: Player [Bai Lianhua] and [Abbot Jingzhen] have formed a master-student relationship, you Obtain the hidden task [Professional transfer task: Purdue sentient beings]]

[System prompt: [Abbot Jingzhen] traded with you for 0 gold, 0 silver and 1 copper with [Buddhist scriptures] [cassock] [rosary beads] [tin stick], do you accept it? ".

No way? ... Can he encounter such a good thing as a hidden profession that has not appeared? ?This, this, this... is simply unbelievable!

The darling of White Lotus received too much stimulation today, and she couldn't digest it for a while. It feels like being stuffed with a piece of shit, only to find that the shit tastes like chocolate... so you should understand that this is What a complex emotion, right?

Bai Lian shook her heart and clicked OK.

[System prompt: [Shenzhou Empress] quietly said to you, congratulations to you (player [White Lotus]) for successfully changing your job, your current job is: Abbot (cannot be changed).Information on the official website will be updated tomorrow.Thank you for your participation.What~]

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: There is a vast sea of ​​people, and there is a definite number.We are destined to see you again.

monk? ! ! !your sister! !He doesn't want to be a donkey! ! !

With great difficulty, Bai Lianhua suppressed the urge to smash the keyboard, but when he saw the charming figure on the computer screen, Bai Lianhua spurted out old blood again: where is his [Uncrowned King] suit? !Why did it become cassock + tin rod + rosary? !What about his flowing hair? ! !Is this an ad for hair removal cream?It was gone in seconds!It is simply the gospel of many people with thick hair! !

[Nearby] Smiling half-step epilepsy: White lotus! !How did you become such a bird! ! !

[Nearby] White Lotus:! ! !have no idea! ! !

[Nearby] Smiling half-step epilepsy: Why did you suddenly not move just now?We thought you were stuck!

[Nearby] White Lotus: Fuck the fucking machine!ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! !I just met a dead old man! !Obsessed with ghosts, he agreed to trade with him!Then I became like this bird! ! !Then I changed jobs inexplicably!His job is still the abbot! !

[Nearby] Hundred Days Red: ...Master!You have to mourn! !

At the same time the game development department.

The scruffy man wearing glasses raised his head from a pile of snack bags, looked at the system prompt in disbelief, took off his glasses, and rubbed his eyes.I didn't see the flowers...

The sloppy man suddenly yelled and stood up: "Damn it! Li Shenzhou! Someone triggered such a perverted trigger condition?! This is unscientific!!"

Li Shenzhou pushed his glasses: "I just found out now? Idiot." After finishing speaking, he snorted disdainfully, "Apigcanfly!" (Everything is possible.)

White Lotus is very depressed.The white lotus was very depressed.Bai Lianhua is very depressed... Ahem, it's not that the author is trying to make up for the word count! [Serious face—it was Bai Lianhua, who sighed for the one hundred and second time of the day... No, he sighed again just now!

"Lianhua, what's wrong with you?" Chu Zhongtian couldn't stand it any longer, and turned half of his body to look at a certain man who kept sighing.

"Don't mention it!" Bai Lianhua's voice was full of affection, and those who heard it wept, and those who heard it were sad.What?Do you mean the same thing when you say smell and listen?Ahem...don't worry about the details.

Bai Lianhua was really hard-pressed, even if she was hanged on the wall for no reason, at least she gained a master, an apprentice, and a friend.It's really a good deal to make a profit instead of a loss.I don’t know if it’s because God doesn’t like him very much. He thinks that “Heaven’s mission is to be assigned to a man, and he must first suffer from it, work his muscles and bones, starve his body, and deprive him of his body”... You probably agree with those who say it so politely. I don't understand, but to put it simply - Bai Lianhua has caused trouble!Something big has happened!

In the early hours of this morning, he opened his personal information panel, opened his backpack, and wanted to replace his damn cassock, rosary, and tin staff with his lovely uncrowned king suit, but he found that he failed! ——

[System prompt: [Uncrowned King's top outfit] does not match your profession and cannot be replaced. ]

[System prompt: [Uncrowned King's Bottoms] does not match your profession and cannot be replaced. ]

[System prompt: [Headdress of the Uncrowned King] does not match your occupation and cannot be replaced. ]

[System prompt: [Uncrowned King Bow and Arrow] does not match your profession and cannot be replaced. ]

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Not with your brother-in-law!He is an archer with fragile skin and thin blood!You give him [[Cassock] Defense +1 main purpose: viewing, concealing shame, showing off wealth] [[Rosary] internal strength +1 main purpose: viewing, decoration, showing off wealth] and [[Tin Staff] Strength +1 main purpose: watching , preaching, showing off wealth] things are useful!Who designed this game!Get the fuck out of me!He's going to explode that guy's ass!Tell him——even if his white lotus looks like a weakling, he is still a strong attacker in essence! !

Li Shenzhou raised his head from his daze and sneezed. "You bastard, turn down the air conditioner! If I catch a cold and can't go to work tomorrow, you guys are done!"

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The author has something to say: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------[1] Dialogue Chapter 2. Dialog Box: [World] [Nearby] [Team] [Guild] [Private Chat] [Sect] 0. System prompt: ① Trading system: [System prompt: Player [XX] uses [XX][XX][XX][XX]... to trade 0 gold, 1 silver and [-] copper with you, do you accept it? ]② Upgrade system: [System prompt: [Shenzhou Empress] whispered to you,...] ③Friendship system: [System prompt: You have successfully married Jinlan with player [XXX]. May your friendship last forever. ]④Dungeon system: [System prompt: You have entered the dungeon [XXX]. I wish you a pleasant journey. ] ⑤ Task system: [System prompt: You have completed the task [XXX], please continue to work hard! ]

15. The lotus still laughs at the spring breeze

【15. The lotus still laughs at the spring breeze】

[Private Chat] Great God: ...

[Private chat] [Abbot] White Lotus: ...

[Private Chat] Great God: Actually, this job is not bad

[Private Chat][Abbot] Bai Lianhua: Not bad! /beat the table and cry

[Private Chat] Great God: The information on the official website has been updated, you can go and see for yourself

Since she broke her heart by posting on the official website forum last time, Bai Lianhua really hasn't been to the official website very much.Yesterday, the Shi Laozi "Shenzhou Empress" also said that the information will be updated today. I planned to read it at the time, but forgot it in a blink of an eye... Sure enough, staying up late hurts IQ!Bai Lianhua thought sadly.

Opening the official website address, ignoring the red word "Forum" in the top navigation bar, Bai Lianhua clicked to enter "Job Introduction".Sure enough, the last one in the last row, there were two pictures engraved with golden yellow small seal script.He didn't know the above two words, he only knew that the text link under the card read: Abbot.

Click