Go to Hell, White Lotus

进入“方丈”的职业介绍，第一行字就让他不由衷的的内心鞠一把眼泪：本职业由玩家【白莲花】与2013年7月12日2:31:24成功解锁。

Don't think about it, I'm afraid the forum is going to make a fuss over this again-fuck the white lotus is dead gay, what kind of luck!Hidden occupations were all broken by him!I really want to explode his chrysanthemum! ! !

【Basic Information:】

Occupation name: [abbot]

Occupational equipment: [cassock] [tin staff] [rosary beads] (initial equipment)

Occupational skills: unknown (included in: [Buddhist scriptures])

Occupational sect: Daleiyin Temple

Number of martial arts players: 1

Number of sects: unlimited

【to introduce a job:】

The body is a bodhi tree, and the heart is a mirror stand.Wipe it frequently so as not to cause dust.Bodhi does not have a tree, and a bright mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place, so where can the dust be aroused?

They are the messengers of Purdue sentient beings [White Lotus Tucao: Just call it a birdman with broken wings!

They are the embodiment of love and justice [Bai Lianhua Tucao: That's right, hahaha!I am Kojiro Musashi!

They worked diligently and painstakingly [Bai Lianhua complained: It's definitely not me!

I can't make it up, please forgive me

——Technical Department: Li Shenzhou [Bai Lianhua complained: Damn you messed up a P!What kind of liberal arts are you, a man of science and technology!

【Professional Features:】

1. Killing the abbot increases the crime value by [-], and he is hunted down by the city, the reward list, and Buddhism until he is imprisoned in the prison.

2. Cannot be married for life, regardless of gender.

3. The title of [Abbot] on the head cannot be changed.

4. Can be promoted.

The first few items are not difficult to understand.But then what happened to the promotion? !Bai Lianhua couldn't figure it out, so she switched to the game interface, opened the friend bar, and directly tapped the god.

[Private Chat][Abbot] White Lotus: Great God!What is promotion?

[Private chat] God: I only heard that pets can be promoted

[Private Chat] [Abbot] White Lotus:? ? ?

[Private Chat] Great God: For example, the pet of Hundred Days Red, Nine Heavens God Flood Dragon, can be promoted to Flood Dragon after certain experience.

[Private chat] [Abbot] White Lotus: ...

[Private chat] Great God: Maybe you can be promoted to become a Zen master

[Private Chat][Abbot] Bai Lianhua: Cold jokes are not funny, grave egg OTZ

[Private Chat] Great God: What professional skills do you have?

[Private Chat][Abbot] Bai Lianhua: Let me see...

After a few seconds...

[Private Chat][Abbot] White Lotus: Report to the Great God!not a single one! !

[Private Chat] Great God: ...

[Private chat] [Abbot] Bai Lianhua: Wait a minute, I'll look through the Buddhist scriptures.

According to the official website, professional skills: Unknown (included in: [Buddhist scriptures]), it seems that the Jingzhen bald donkey gave him such a book yesterday... Bai Lianhua, you are also a bald donkey now!Or lifetime!A bald donkey who can't even wear a wig!

White Lotus opened the inventory, left-clicked on the Buddhist scriptures, and there are two options: 1. [Enlightenment] 2. [Open].Bai Lianhua hesitated for a few seconds between enlightenment and opening, and chose the latter.

[System prompt: You open and read [Buddhist scriptures], and get: [Abbot Jingzhen’s sock]]

... Bai Lianhua felt that hundreds of billions of grass and mud horses were jumping happily in his heart.Abbot Jingzhen, are you really a man to put your socks in the Buddhist scriptures? !Are you sure you're the abbot and not a picky guy who messes with Batty? ! !

White lotus with a black thread on her head clicks [Abbot Jingzhen's socks] in the inventory to be destroyed.Unexpectedly, two options popped up: 1. [Open] 2. [Destroy].Curiosity killed the cat, and it can also kill a good young man in the motherland who wants to study hard and make progress every day.The white lotus clicked to open.

[System prompt: You have received [smell] attack, you are dead]

The whole white lotus is Spartan!The guy from the game tech department!Is it really okay for you to be so spoof? !This is a shocking person!It's just too... unforgivable! !

With tears in his eyes, he used a resurrection scroll, clicked on the inventory again, and saw that [Abbot Jingzhen's socks] had disappeared.

Helpless, Bai Lianhua had no choice but to click on the Buddhist scriptures again, right-click, and select [Open].

[System prompt: The number of times you have opened Buddhist scriptures today has reached the upper limit].

Fuck your mother's upper limit!People in the technical department, you are showing me the lower limit!Pit dad ah ah ah ah ah ah! !Bai Lianhua angrily closed the item bar, wanting to smash the keyboard angrily.But in fact, he really screwed up.

[Private Chat][Abbot] White Lotus: m,,zxm,zmzxmz,.zl.sZzsxxdaklsjlask has deducted ￥% from the coquettish Draco

[Private Chat] God: What is it?

[Private Chat][Abbot] Bai Lianhua: Poor Jiu Ai time and space garbage is crying; aslkdwkljkeljwqrlussad is pitifully small uos

[Private Chat][Abbot] Bai Lianhua: ... 4#￥908 Greatly watched my recording

[Private chat] Great God:?

[Private Chat][Abbot] Bai Lianhua: I'm sorry, my god!I was washing my keyboard just now...OTZ! / hit the wall

[Private Chat] Great God: Yes

The white lotus was erratic, but she couldn't understand the meaning of the great god, so she had to open the Buddhist scriptures again in embarrassment, and chose to study.

[System prompt: You have comprehended Buddhist scriptures, Buddha nature +5]

Click again: [System prompt: The number of times you have read Buddhist scriptures today has reached the upper limit]

There was an evil fire in Bai Lianhua's heart that "cracked" to the top of her head, and one couldn't hold it back, he kicked the host!

The host made a rapid and soft "beep--", like a whine.Then... black screen... and then...

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! ! ! ! ! ! !Damn it! ! !The computer won't turn on! ! ! ! !

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The author has something to say: [System prompt: The player [Moon is so round] opens the Buddhist scriptures and gets [White lotus attribute label] X1] [System prompt: The moon is so round and opens [White lotus attribute label]] Take a look at the moon is so round , wrote five words on it: the leader of the Roaring Cult... Reader: Bloody face!

16. Long live the Great God

【16. Long live the Great God】

Bai Lianhua looked at the computer that had not been stationary for a long time, and the sadness in her heart filled into a sea.

Well...why are you getting angry? !You are angry at such an expensive computer mainframe!You see it's all right now?play games? !You play a P ah!Just wash and sleep!

Bai Lianhua slammed the keyboard fiercely, and there was a surge of anger in his chest, and it was there, which made him have the urge to scream to the sky. ——FUCK his mother!

Coincidentally, when he lost his temper silently at the broken computer, his cousin, whom he hadn't contacted much, called.

Bai Lianhua's cousin, Bai Qingrong... In Bai Lianhua's impression, he was a strange person.Especially when facing him, I feel like I'm smiling eeriely!Although they both went to university in the same city and are related by blood, they can count their connections over the past three years with one hand!

"White Lotus~" The voice of the visitor was flirty and fluttering, as if he was stepping on cotton, "Come to have dinner tonight? How about it?"

"I...Okay." Bai Lianhua couldn't hold back, and almost blurted out the words "I'm not free", "Where are you at night?"

Bai Qingrong seemed to ponder for a moment, and then said leisurely, "'Maksimdining-room'? I'll pick you up then."

Bai Lianhua almost dropped the phone angrily, Maksimdining-room, a super famous western restaurant in City B, has a guaranteed minimum consumption of [-]!two thousand!What a concept, it is his monthly living expenses! ——So, I hate these rich second generations the most!

Relatives who are too rich may not be a good thing.In fact, being rich actually means alienation in a disguised form. Rich people always feel that their relatives want something from him; those who have no money are too affectionate and are afraid that the rich will misunderstand... So even with it, Bai Lianhua feels a kind of affection for Bai Qingrong. Inexplicably alienated.Even if they have the same blood, wild peony and Luoyang peony are divided into high and low.

However, it was a relative after all, and Bai Lianhua was not too embarrassed to refuse, so she could only open the suitcase dully and pick out a decent dress.

"Lotus?" Seeing the completely different movements of the white lotus, Chu Zhongtian was slightly puzzled, "What are you?"

Bai Lianhua raised her head sullenly: "My cousin asked me to go out for dinner..."

"That's a good relationship!" Chu Zhongtian slapped his thigh and made a quick decision, "Where is it? Which food stall?! Take me with you?"

Bai Lianhua pouted and replied blankly: "Maksimdining-room."

"... Let's go." Chu Zhongtian said slowly after a long time.

Honestly.It is midsummer now, and the temperature is frighteningly high, but when she thought about going to a western restaurant, Bai Lianhua pondered for a long time, then took out a small powder blue suit that she bought at the last manga exhibition, put on a T-shirt, and changed into a small suit.And then... find jeans, freshly laundered, a little gray from the sun; finally lace up your sneakers.Very well, Bai Lianhua straightened her tie and felt very good about herself!

After that, he leaned against the wall and played with his mobile phone, waiting until his cousin notified him.

After four o'clock in the afternoon, Bai Lianhua finally waited for her cousin's call! ——Hoo, Bai Qing Rongwo has been lurking for so long, and you are finally in my bowl.

"Hello, Lianhua? I'll wait for you below."

It finally came - Bai Lianhua put the phone in her trouser pocket and put it away, ignoring Chu Zhongtian's eyes as if she had seen a ghost, and trotted downstairs.

As soon as I walked out of the dormitory building, under the sun