Go to Hell, White Lotus

Up: +8000.Looking at the soaring experience bar, Bai Lianhua just felt so refreshed!Is there anything in life that is more enjoyable than seeing experience soar? ——At this rate, it won't be long before you can upgrade again!

[Unknown Poet: Young man, my name is Wang Huan, what's your name? →】

[Me: My name is Bailianhua. →】

[Unknown poet: White lotus?What a good name... Are you here to find a fairy? →】

【Me: Yes, do you know his whereabouts? →】

[Wang Huan: What dynasty is it now? →】

[Me: It's Hua Dynasty now. →】

[Wang Huan: Then have you heard of Yan Chao? →】

[Me: That was the last dynasty. →】

【Wang Huan: It turns out that it has been so long...→】

【Wang Huan: That year, I was almost as old as you. Now that I think about it, it’s really a memorable age...→】

……

【Wang Huan: Since then, I have never seen him again→】

Bai Lianhua read Wang Huan's word for word, sorted it out for tens of seconds, and finally sorted out such a thunderous plot: Wang Huan was 16 years old in high school, but he was frustrated in the officialdom and demoted to a small village; The plot is rather vulgar. In a small village, he proudly meets a fairy in love.

The two of them were barely out of the second stage of middle school at that time, and suddenly the sky thundered and the fire crackled and they fell in love...the only thing they had to do was to have a baby...what, why didn't you get pregnant?Because...that fairy...fuck is actually a man!

Tianjun was very furious when he heard about this. It is said that the immortal is his nephew, and his nephew was raped by a mortal!What a resounding slap to Heaven!The fan made a "pop" sound on the face of self-esteem... This reminded him of a tragic encounter many years ago.

...So, when the fairy turned around, he became the bitter seven fairies in the drama; Wang Huan became Dong Yong.But the Seventh Fairy and Dong Yong have a happy ending anyway, even Liu Lang and Zhinu can see each other once a year, and they are also Xiao Biesheng's newlyweds... Unfortunately, this Wang Huan and that fairy will never meet again up.

The immortal was in the west of the village, but he was trapped in the barrier and could not leave for the rest of his life.Otherwise... Wang Huan's soul will be scattered.And Wang Huan won't grow old, can't marry, can't be a widow, and can't have sex with a man, otherwise... the king of heaven will punish him for his whole life, so he won't have a little dick...

It’s just like life: you live in the east of the village, and I live in the west of the village. You miss you every day, and you drink groundwater together...

[Wang Huan: Tianjun is really too ruthless!If I didn't think that I still have hands and can work, I wouldn't even know the meaning of living! →】

White Lotus: Yes, it’s been so many years, and the cucumbers have grown bird feathers—fortunately, he has his own right-handed brother, and Tianjun didn’t say that he couldn’t comfort himself with [delete line]I [delete line] ...

Finally, after the two chatted for so long, Wang Huan finally got to the point——

[Wang Huan: Bai Lianhua, can you go to the west of the village to see the immortal for me? →】

[System prompt: You have obtained [Peach Blossom Spring] Mission 3: Seeking Immortals].

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25. Missing You, Down to Yuzhou

【25. Thinking of you in Yuzhou】

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Ferry·Dashen Bar has been very lively recently.From the big bar owner to the men who like to pour water, they all have a headache about one thing.That is the posts like [XXX XXX] popping up like mushrooms after rain.

Bar Master Bairihong (full of blood and tears): Last time I accidentally clicked on one of the more popular posts of this kind. The title is "[Great God X Lotus] If I love you, I will S, M you".My ninja's desire to vomit is over... Nima, there are actually three massage sticks in the white lotus chrysanthemum... I... I'm instantly Sparta!

Passer-by · The moon is so round (with a puzzled face): Recently, I entered Dashen, and I always feel that I have come to H.Since it is a great god, then [Great God X Hanxiao] [Great God X Lotus] is still understandable, but why does [Millennium X Lotus] appear here?

Bar Wu·Smiling half-step madness (painstaking): We have already stated in the pinned post that "fairy with real people should be done in moderation", but this bar seems to have been taken over by rotten women, so if you want to post these, you should go to "Danmei Novels" or "Fan fiction bar" go, woo woo woo woo... I think this bar is going to be harmonized by Ferry soon.

Fanfiction bar owner: The last time I saw someone in the know broke the news that Bai Lianhua appeared to be the apprentice of the great god, but in fact he was the slave of the great god.I almost believed it was true, but fortunately I suddenly remembered the name of our bar...

——The above excerpt is from "<Shenzhou Shenlu> Official Hall of Fame·White Lotus Interview Record"

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Hundred Days 10:48:14

Master! !The chrysanthemums in this bar are about to be disabled!

Roommate 10:49:05

what happened?

Hundred Days Red 10:49:51

[Picture] [Picture] This bar is going to be occupied by BLH text! !

Roommate 10:50:08

It's none of my business, I'm not a bartender, you just delete those~

Hundred Days Red 10:51:00

My dear master, there are more after deleting it!Do you master and apprentice engage in incest?

Roommate 10:52:34

But I didn't mess with him >///<...Even if I am willing, Sister Lianhua may not be happy.

Hundred Days Red 10:52:57

Master, please develop a blocking software, everything with [AXB] format will be blocked! /vomit blood

Roommate 10:53:17

Okay, wait~~~ I remember I did this before.

After a few minutes...

11:01:30

Successfully accepted the file "Shield Revision.Gif" (73.00KB) to open the file/open the folder

A few minutes later...

Hundred Days Red 11:07:29

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! !Why are only [Great God X Hanxiao] and [Great God X Lotus] blocked, why is [Great God X Lotus] not blocked? !

Roommate 11:08:02

That's why I say it's a revision~~>////

Hundred Days Red 11:08:47

Great God...Compared to your cold, glamorous and noble image before, I say that I am now Sparta! (Spartan = Crash)

In fact, what Bai Rihong would like to ask more is, how did you, the great god, switch freely between the image of glamorous and noble and the image of stupid secondary school two!No... Great God, you are pretending to be a shemale now... Great Master, you are schizophrenic!You are!Kuai told me...

Qushui Liushang 11:09:01

So you want me to use this number to talk to you

Hundred Days 11:09:35

Yes!

Qushui Liushang 11:09:49

Ok

Hundred Days Red 11:09:54

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Bai Lianhua is very glad that the teleportation order can still be used in the dungeon.Otherwise, I don't know how long it will take to walk from the east of the village to the west of the village... This does not rule out the instant killing of monsters.No, he's turned on G now, so it shouldn't be that easy to be instantly killed.Unless the gorgeous G prescribed by his roommate has failed.

Coming to the west of the village, compared to the spring-like warm scene in the east of the village, it is undoubtedly as cold as severe winter.The fluttering snow fell on the display not to be outdone, and the cold wind blew by, causing the sound effect of "huhuhu--".Tsk tsk, fortunately they are all fictitious characters, otherwise Bai Lianhua would hardly imagine how a person could live in this environment for hundreds of years...

Wait... This is the west of the village, right?But... why didn't he even see a house?Not so.The white lotus rotated the viewing angle 360 ​​degrees several times, but there was no shadow of a house, let alone a figure.

Could it be that the fairy has actually left?Or, on a snowy mountain? ...Bai Lianhua didn't know the coordinates on the snow mountain, so she had to manipulate the mouse to go around the path.

The vast expanse of white snow renders a scene of desolation.The surrounding magic circle seemed to be shining with golden light, circle after circle, trapping people in the middle of the snow-capped mountains, unable to be freed.

[Shenzhou Empress: Who are you...? 】

Bai Lianhua suddenly remembered Wang Huan's description of this fairy: "It seems as if the moon is covered by light clouds, and the snow flutters like the flowing wind." At that time, he was quite disdainful thinking that everyone in the technical department He can only copy ancient poems... Now he can only think about: How did the people in the technical department come up with this 3D effect!The pictures of characters on the dialog box are definitely worthy of the word "beautiful lady".

[Me: Xiaosheng is here to find immortals. →】

[Shenzhou Empress: I am. →】

[Me: Xiaosheng is looking for a male fairy. →】

[Shenzhou Empress: I am a man. →】

【I:……】

[System prompt: You have completed [Peach Blossom Spring] Mission 3: Seeking Immortals].

The moment the task was completed, the system notification sounded instantly.

[System prompt: You have reached level 52. ]

[Private chat] Empress of China: White lotus?

[Private Chat] White Lotus:! ! ! ! !

Isn't the Divine Empress a system NPC?Why can this guy still chat privately! ?

[Private Chat] White Lotus: Aren't you a system NPC?why can it be private