Go to Hell, White Lotus

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[Private Chat] Empress Shenzhou: Because I am still a GM.Your career is what I designed.

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: ...Asshole!You give me back my hair! ! ! !

[Private chat] Empress of China: -__,-Sorry, I can't change jobs.

[Private chat] Empress of China: But if you advance to the "Buddha" level, you can grow hair.

[Private Chat] White Lotus: What's it like?

[Private chat] Empress of Shenzhou: For details, see Tathagata Buddha...

[Private Chat] White Lotus: Can I PK you?

[Private chat] Empress of China: My setting is level [-], you can't beat me.

[Private Chat] White Lotus: ...

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: Why do you call your empress?

[Private chat] Empress of China: The plot needs

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: Wang Huan said that you are a man, and you are flirting.

[Private chat] Empress of China: He wants to increase the ratings.

[Private chat] Empress of China: Return the copy yourself.

[Private Chat] White Lotus: Why?

[Private chat] Empress of Shenzhou: Because you drive G, don't think I can't see it!This is very bad!

[Private Chat] White Lotus: ...

[Private chat] Empress of Shenzhou: If you quit now, I don't need to put you in the prison.

Sky Prison is commonly known as a prison.Mainly concerned with famous players and ignorant teenagers cheating...

Bai Lianhua weighed the pros and cons, and decisively chose to quit the Taohuayuan dungeon.

[Private Chat] Great God: He came out

At this moment, the official website reporter who was about to cry without tears suddenly lit up.It came out... White Lotus finally came out!

Cotton said she had waited too long for this moment!People have changed from youthful white cotton to inferior black heart cotton!The superior sent her to interview Bai Lianhua, very good, she is a face control, and she is happy with the handsome man, although she knows that the Bai Lianhua on the computer is a monk with no hair...

but……

Private chat with Bai Lianhua: [System prompt: Sorry, the other party refuses private chats with strangers. ]

Add white lotus as a friend: [System prompt: Sorry, the other party refuses to be added as a friend. ]

Send an email to Bai Lianhua: [System prompt: Sorry, the other party does not accept emails from strangers. ]

Cotton Girl said that she was instantly petrified by the wind.Fortunately, he still remembered that Bai Lianhua had a good master named Damingshen.The full name is Dashen... But when she wanted to find the coordinates of the white lotus through Dashen...

[Private chat] God: The white lotus is in the dungeon

Cotton Girl just stayed in front of the computer screen for three days!Three nights!Countless minutes of blood and tears gathered together, it is simply a resentment comparable to a curse!There is wood!There is wood!And now, the Great God finally told him, hey!Cotton girl, the white lotus is here~ (brain fill ing...).Who can understand how excited she was at that moment!

[Private chat] [admin 27] Cotton: Where is he? ?

[Private chat] God: I'll ask

The Cotton Girl directly clicked on the coordinates of the Great God and traveled through the past...

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: Master, why did you call me?

[Private Chat] Great God: Someone is looking for

[Private Chat] White Lotus: Who is it?

[Private Chat] Great God: Administrator

Bai Lianhua's petite heart suddenly picked up - did the administrator come to the door?Was he found cheating? !Didn't the Goddess of Shenzhou say that he can not be imprisoned in heaven?

Or, in fact, other administrators found out?Bai Lianhua was silent for a few seconds, her palms were covered with cold sweat.

Then... Bai Lianhua shut down the game at the fastest speed in her life!It's so fast that people think he just pulled out the electric plug...

[Private chat] God: White Lotus suddenly went offline just now

[Private chat] [Administrator 27] Cotton: ...

[Private Chat][Administrator 27] Cotton: I'm going crazy!God, please help me! ! ! ! (>д<;)

[Private Chat][Administrator 27] Cotton: ヽ<(#`Д)>┌┛〃づ.Дζ`)づ I really want to kick the white lotus to death! ! !

[Private Chat] Great God: What is your purpose for coming to Earth?

[Private chat] [Administrator 27] Cotton: ...

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26. Fuck, fuck, fuck, get pregnant

【26. Fuck, fuck, get pregnant】

It is said that the characters in the official hall of fame of "Shenzhou Shenlu" are all big names.On the top there is a legend in the online game world: Great God; on the bottom there is a man who is said to be number one in the game's PK list and is said to be so good at micromanagement that it makes people cry: ten steps to kill one person.

In addition, there are Michelle Banbudian, Qingqing Zijin, Xinxinjun, etc... In short, there are a few brushes that can go up.Except...the white lotus.

It is said that he came to power with his wonderful luck and constant scandals... It really broke the heart of a bunch of little gods...

However, it has been four days and three nights since the official news of the interview with Bai Lianhua was released, but now it seems...the report hasn't been released yet? ?Most of the girls in this game are very clumsy. (Clumsy = anxious).

Since Bai Lianhua went offline in a hurry last night, she was a little terrified when she saw the game icon.Of course, that was at the very beginning.He fell into a deep sleep, and immediately forgot all the fear he felt yesterday. It has to be said that from a certain point of view, Bai Lianhua is really a forgetful person.I'm afraid that even the nausea I felt when I met the tram idiot will be completely forgotten the next day. (Crazy man: a boring man who sexually harasses in public

. )

"It's a big deal to go to the prison for a few days..." Bai Lianhua boarded the game with this thought.

As soon as he got online, the great god sent a private chat.

[Private chat] God: 24.75.113

Bai Lianhua was stunned for two seconds by the abrupt number of the Great God before realizing that it was the coordinates.He opened the inventory, clicked on the transmission order, directly entered the coordinates, and passed it over.

But what he didn't expect was that after passing it on, not only the Great God, but also a girl with the bright red [Administrator 27] on it... Bai Lianhua wanted to teleport away at the corner, but when she saw the words of the Great God, she stiffened The action of clicking on the transmission order was stopped.

[Private Chat] Great God: She doesn't know you drive G

Eh... is it?But why did the Great God know that he had cheated? ?The Great God really knows everything... Bai Lianhua's reverence for her master suddenly rose to a new level!

So, Bai Lianhua stopped...and then...he saw that the chat box in the lower left corner of him was swiped gorgeously.

[Nearby][Administrator 27] Cotton: ━━━━━(Д｀)━━━━Brother Lianhua, hello grave egg!People have been waiting for you for a long time...

[Nearby][Administrator 27] Cotton: You don’t answer private chats, you reject emails, you block friends (;Д｀)うぅっ. . ... Woo woo woo... My life is so miserable! (.┰ω┰.)

[Nearby][Administrator 27] Cotton: Yesterday you managed to release a dungeon!It went straight down!Put me aside! ! (●Д)ヽ()ヽ(Д｀●)ヽ(●Д｀●)!

[Nearby] [Administrator 27] Cotton: (.) ​​I forgot to introduce myself, I am Administrator 27, the reporter who interviewed you this time, can you answer a few questions for me?

……

[Nearby] White Lotus: Just ask...

[Nearby][Administrator 27] Cotton: How did you meet the Great God?

[Nearby] White Lotus: ...

[Nearby] White Lotus: I don't know.Unexpectedly, I got to know...

[Nearby][Administrator 27] Cotton: This answer is so perfunctory!

Bai Lianhua was very aggrieved in front of the computer... He and the Great Master did know each other somehow, didn't they?The first time I saw the Great God was in his post... The second time the Great God stood directly in front of him and said some nonsensical things.Isn't this inexplicable?

[Nearby][Administrator 27] Cotton: Recently, netizens have generally reported that you have been banned from transparent to black to pink to holy. This is your hype. Do you agree with this statement?

[Nearby] White Lotus: What title?

[Nearby] Dashen: It seems that he has become Brother Lianhua recently.

[Nearby][Administrator 27] Cotton: Hey, the master understands it very clearly!

[Nearby] Great God: I am a stallion mixed forum.

[Nearby][Administrator 27] Cotton: What a shocking fact.

[Nearby][Administrator 27] Cotton: What does Brother Lianhua do in real life?

[Nearby] White Lotus: A student in real life

……

[Nearby][Administrator 27] Cotton: By the way, Brother Lianhua, your matter has been posted on the forum for at least two weeks, what do you think?

[Nearby] White Lotus: Let me chew...

[Nearby] Great God: Be careful when speaking in the future

[Nearby] White Lotus: Wet Rot, why did you say it for me? T_T.It was not easy for the slave family to be interviewed once...

[Nearby] Great God: I am your guardian

[Nearby] White Lotus:. . . . .

If the white lotus could speak, if the great god could see what the white lotus said, he would definitely think of the same sentence: "Ci'ao!" (Ci Ao = Grass).

Anyway... After four days and three nights of lurking and two to 10 minutes of questioning, the interview with Cotton Girl finally came to a successful conclusion.What a joy!

[Nearby] White Lotus: Master, do you have anything else to do?

After Cotton Girl left for a long time, Bai Lianhua looked at the God who had not moved a step, hesitated for a long time, and then asked.

[Nearby] Great God: No

[Nearby] White Lotus: ... Then can I go first?

[Nearby] Great God: Wait a minute

[Nearby] White Lotus:? ?

[Nearby] God: Do you have any pets?

God, why do you ask this?Bai Lianhua had a faint guess in her heart, but she wasn't quite sure.

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