Go to Hell, White Lotus

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yeah TUT

Roommate 17:13:03

Who is your brother?

White Lotus 17:13:19

My brother...

……

Roommate 17:13:42

Well, I basically know the cause and effect of the matter -L-, sister Lianhua, don't worry >///<.I will avenge you immediately... ^_^

Song Qingge tapped on the mechanical keyboard under his hand, but the mechanical keyboard, which didn't make much sound at first, made a crackling sound at this moment.His face was always expressionless, but when he looked closely, he felt a bit ferocious for no reason...

Brother, right?When you are a senior, is that how you cheat your junior?Very good... Song Qingge pushed the frame of his glasses, his face tensed, and the temperature around him dropped a little for no reason.Even so, his words didn't match his expression at all.

Roommate 17:14:21

>///<Sister Lianhua, let me take you to fight monsters and upgrade to copy in the future!My skills are definitely not inferior to the Great God!

White Lotus 17:14:42

TT After 100 years, you can challenge the little finger of the master again...

Roommate 17:15:01

……You have to believe me! >///<.I'm really good at it.

White Lotus 17:15:13

I trust you... I just don't trust my own judgment...

Roommate 17:15:27

Even if you don't believe in my hands-on ability, you should at least believe in my cheating ability...

Roommate 17:15:24

Anyway, I'm at level [-]~~ not much worse>////

White Lotus 17:15:48

I am a teacher for a day and a father for the rest of my life. I only recognize one "Master" in my life

Roommate 17:16:05

I don't mind if you call me Shitai... or Shimu...

White Lotus 17:16:30

I can understand Mrs. Shi, but why is she called Mrs. Shi?

Roommate 17:16:42

Of course it's because I like to attack myself...

White Lotus 17:16:57

... The pervert is [-] meters away from me!

Roommate 17:17:10

I am so sad!

White Lotus 17:17:17

I am more sad!

White Lotus 17:17:29

The end of the world is coming...゜:(つд):゜.

Roommate 17:17:54

Tomorrow your game will be online...I have a surprise for you...>///

White Lotus 17:18:21

I have "nothing to love" about the game "Shenzhou Shenlu".

As soon as the message was sent, the roommate's avatar on the screen had already shown that he was offline... actually went offline again?

Bai Lianhua turned off the penguin, and continued to play around...going around the forum...

The forum is lively again.Bai Lianhua looked at her name on the wall very calmly...

[Irrigation] [Tree Hole] The Great God actually abandoned Brother Lianhua!I don't believe in love anymore! ! ! !

Posted by: == stallion mixed forum

Post time: 17:16:56

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Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !Allow me to rant a few times! !

Why... When we all thought Brother Lianhua was an ugly and poor dick (Sha) silk (Bi), the great god found a lotus flower that was silted and untainted from a pile of mud...Sweet and sweet 2W more soft sister coins The suit is free to send...

When we all thought that the great god wanted to embrace the beautiful woman back...he waved his sleeves without taking a single flower petal away, turned a blind eye to Brother Lianhua, who I still felt sorry for, and even abandoned him...

Are the great gods' aesthetics different from ours? !The Great God is indeed not a mortal!Even the aesthetics are not comparable to our group... Finally...

Brother Lotus!It doesn't matter, the Great God won't let you hang on his tree... You still have a smile on your face!With a smile, your chest is always open, waiting for you to come back...

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The corner of Bai Lianhua's mouth twitched and turned to the picture that was being loaded.After a few seconds, the image loads successfully...

[World] Half-step epilepsy with a smile: Sister Lianhua, are you there?

[World] Half-step crazy with a smile: Empress Lianhua, come out quickly, give up the great god, you still have a whole spring!

[世界] Smiling and half-step crazy: Lianhua officials, please tell me that you must be playing a small account, right? ?

[世界]丿Fusheng_Endless, Lingling: Although I know it's not kind to interrupt like this.But...[Xuanyuan's Boots] just got the orange outfit!Price negotiable!Collect and collect!add me as friend!

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[NO.1 Night Returner] Although it is very unkind...but I still want to say, the host is an idiot, why did you cut off the last bastard?spoil the beauty...

[NO.2==] This forum is about to be taken over by rotten girls...

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【NO.7423333】I'm not a lover of danmei...I'm jealous of White Lotus...but now, I just want to say...White Lotus! !Hurry up and marry Hanxiao! ! ! !Be together!

……

Bai Lianhua decisively closed the webpage, staring at the empty desktop, feeling a little dazed for a while.

Song Qingge on the other end was also a little sluggish, but it was a different kind of sluggishness.Bai Lianhua's sluggishness is just a simple daze, but Song Qingge is not. He is thinking of a way to kill, maim and get pregnant without pursuing legal responsibility...

After a while, he walked to his bed, squatted down, and pulled out a tool box from under the bed.If someone can look inside, they will find that there are all kinds of wires, wooden boxes, wrenches, insulating gloves... What does Song Qingge want?

Of course he wants revenge... It is said that voltages below 36V will not kill people...Of course, there are special circumstances.

Then 12V is fine.The numbing electric current passes through the fingertips, and it is said that it can bring pleasure like an orgasm...Of course, this is for □ lovers.

So senior brother, bullying junior brother or something depends on the master...

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28. Ten-mile lotus in red dress

[28. Ten-mile lotus in red dress]

At three o'clock in the morning, the brother who watched porn all night yesterday got up early, and now he is playing games, very happy.

His LOL is at a critical moment, and there is only one person left, and they can wipe out the opponent's group!High season!

Suddenly, a burst of electricity came from the fingertips, and the senior brother shivered all over.Static electricity?The big summer one can actually be static... The brother silently thought: Maybe he should repair the keyboard.

Looking at the half of the blood gauge in an instant, the senior brother couldn't help feeling angry, and once again put his hand on the keyboard without fear of death... Here it comes again, the damn static.Reflexively, he pulled his hand away from the keyboard.

Forget it... If you can't use the keyboard, then the mouse is also possible.Although he had the urge to smash the mouse, he still resisted it... Now is the critical moment, we must not lose the chain!

He clicked on his skill bar with the mouse, but at such a critical moment...the computer... went black...

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The Great God cannot be eaten as food, but Bai Lianhua cannot eat without the Great God.

Well... even if he can't eat, it can't change his love for this game, sad or something... just get hurt a few more times.Glass heart or something, let him be shattered together with integrity!

After logging into the game, Bai Lianhua was ready for the idea of ​​"being alone from now on", but within three seconds, several private chats "swish, swish, swish" came out.

[Private Chat] Hundred Days Red: Master, Master let you become a teacher?

[Private chat] Half-step epilepsy with a smile: Lotus, you are online...?

[Private Chat] Great God: Little Lotus>////<~~~

Well, the first two white lotus flowers can be understood, and I believe readers can also understand... But, the last one, what is this?Even if the majority of readers understand it, Bai Lianhua doesn't understand it.

[Private Chat] White Lotus: Master...?

[Private chat] God: >////<Yes, Sister Lianhua, I am your master.

[Private Chat] Bai Lianhua: ... Are you ... a roommate?

[Private chat] God: I am your master>////

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: ... roommate... Hurry up and change your master number back! [turn table]

[Private chat] Great God: ... I am really a Great God>////

[Private Chat] White Lotus: —__,—Is this the surprise you mentioned?No surprises, only shocks.

[Private Chat] Great God: >///<Huh, I don’t want to return it, this account is so powerful~~ My HPP is about to explode~~ (HPP=the life value in the game, the Internet term generally refers to "cute" point/slot".)

[Private Chat] White Lotus: Don't make me hate you. . . . .

[Private Chat] Great God: ...

[Private chat] Great God: Alright, I'll return the number.

In front of the computer, Song Qingge's face was full of blood, Bai Lianhua...can't you be like a normal child...spread a congratulatory message?

[Private chat] Master: In your heart is the master or is it more important to me...? T_T

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: Your mother and your daughter-in-law fell into the water, should you save your daughter-in-law first or your mother?

[Private chat] Great God: Of course, save my mother first.I don't have a wife yet >///

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: Hurry up and return it, what if the master misunderstands because he can't get on the account?

[Private chat] Great God: ...Okay.I'm going to...

Song Qingge calmly wiped the old blood from the corner of his mouth with a napkin, and threw the tissue into the trash can with a blank expression.Then, I turned off the account of the Great God... You can't afford to hurt a man with a fine score!You can't afford to hurt a man who is smart and engages in infernal affairs!fine score