Go to Hell, White Lotus
Chapter 25
White Lotus: Rice has TUT
[Nearby] Great God: Come with me to the East China Sea dungeon in the afternoon, I will take you to catch the dragon
[Nearby] White Lotus: Master >w<, you are so kind~~~
[Nearby] Great God: Oh
Bai Lianhua couldn't help being embarrassed again... When he was embarrassed, he was prone to blush, and when he blushed, his brain was prone to cramps... Once he cramped...it didn't matter, at most it was like JJ□'s twitching little chrysanthemum, it would be fine sooner or later.It is said that the above comes from a certain author's resentment for not being on JJ. (JJ=Jinjiang).
[Nearby] White Lotus: That...Master, I'm leaving~~(^_^)/~~bye
[Nearby] Great God: Yes
Bai Lianhua breathed a sigh of relief, although he didn't know why he breathed a sigh of relief.He clicked on the teleportation order and directly chose to return to Xinshou Village. Of course, the reason for returning to Xinshou Village was because he was afraid that he would be beaten by gangs if he went to other main cities...
Back in Xinshou Village, Bai Lianhua went to the store to buy a few bundles of red and blue medicines in preparation for fighting monsters this afternoon.After buying the medicine, Bai Lianhua couldn't help but feel the urge to frighten her. She clicked on the friends column and showed off to her online friends.
[Private Chat] White Lotus: Roommate~~
[Private chat] Lonely as snow: >///<What's wrong.Lotus sister,
[Private Chat] White Lotus: Lianhua, your sister!
[Private chat] Lonely as snow: Yes, my sister Lotus>///
... Bai Lianhua felt that his mood at this moment could only be described by the six points on the left.
[Nearby] White Lotus: My master said to take me to catch dragon pets this afternoon~~
[Nearby] Lonely as Snow: How about showing off Sima!
[Nearby] White Lotus: I'm going to show off, you hit me~~
[Nearby] Lonely as Snow: An inexplicable feeling of speechlessness surged into my heart like a tide...
[Nearby] Bai Lianhua: Just envy, hate, hmph, blah, blah.
[Nearby] Lonely as snow: ...
Bai Lianhua cheerfully logged out, turned off the computer, and then invited the people in the dormitory to have dinner.Li Bei told him that he wanted to update his novel, which is said to be called "I Love You Do You Love Me"; Chu Zhongtian told him that he wanted to read Hua Mantian's novel, which is said to be called "I Control the Water and You Control the Water" Are you sick?"... Bai Lianhua suddenly had a whim, Li Bei, you love marrying Huamantian!
As for Zhou Nanjiang, he has already gone home after the exam without waiting for the results...
Bai Lianhua put on her shoes sullenly, and was about to leave the dormitory when Chu Zhongtian suddenly stopped him.
"Lotus, wait..."
Bai Lianhua turned her head, her eyes sparkled, revealing a look of "I know you won't abandon me".
Chu Zhongtian wiped off his sweat: "The last time you were hospitalized, Song Qingge from the Department of Computer Science helped you pay more than 500 yuan for medical expenses. You can pay him back this afternoon."
Bai Lianhua's face suddenly collapsed.Half of it is because of money, and the other half is that the reality is far from what he imagined.
He took out his wallet, looked at the empty wallet with only a meal card and dozens of soft sister coins in it, and reluctantly pulled out the bank card surrounded by the zipper at the innermost layer of the wallet. After putting it in, Bai Lianhua went out.
Song Qingge... This name is so familiar, it seems that I have heard of it somewhere.Bai Lianhua thought about it for a long time with a blank face, but she couldn't think of where she heard of it... Never mind...
He took out his mobile phone and called his senior brother. The general idea is as follows: senior brother...you are Song Qingge, do you know him? ...Oh, I owe him money... Can you ask him out for me... Well, at 01:30 this afternoon, at the gate of the school... Okay... Thank you, brother, I will treat you to dinner next time!
Senior brother hangs up the computer viciously...Lovely senior brother, you actually dare to use a virus to trick me. If you don't take revenge, you are not a gentleman...Look, if I don't play tricks on you...
Well, today is a really sunny day.Bai Lianhua narrowed her eyes slightly, and walked towards the cafeteria...
===============================================
27. The author has a questionable IQ
[27. The author has a problem with IQ]
After eating, I took a taxi to the bank to withdraw [-] yuan, and then took a taxi back to the school gate.Bai Lianhua glanced at her watch, it was very good...it was only twelve forty.
Bai Lianhua stood at the gate of the school with six hundred oceans in her pocket.
Bai Lianhua often faces the computer recently, which caused his originally good eyesight to decline exponentially. Fortunately, he is still not close to myopia.Otherwise, just the money for glasses would make him cry and he would not be able to cry.Sure enough, the ancients said it well, the body is the capital of making money... Eh, is that what the ancients said?
Therefore, Bai Lianhua also wanted to find a time to get away from the computer and breathe fresh air.But... Ten minutes is barely enough, and an hour or two is a little bit too much.Even if he could breathe fresh air for an hour or two, it definitely wasn't now—this afternoon, he still wanted to hug the great god's thigh tightly and try to catch a good baby.
There is actually only one purpose for scrapping such a long paragraph: Song Qingge, why are you still not here!What about playing with me? !
Yes, the agreed time has already passed, not only has it passed, but it has passed too far, if it is two o'clock or something, Bai Lianhua can comfort herself that maybe that person is just preparing, but it is already 04:30!In the summer, he stood here sweating, and the rest of the people shut the room and turned on the air conditioner as if hiding from the sun, but he... stood at the school gate like an idiot, and standing with him was the one who was baked by the sun The hot school gate.The air seemed to be distorted in front of him, and there was no one to be seen on the street, except for the uncle in the security room next door.
So, just smile at this time, right? Dear (Cao) Love (Dan) Debt (Er) Master (Bi)?
Bai Lianhua felt that if he didn't leave, he might be able to go directly to the hospital here.The reason is heatstroke and shortness of breath...
But, I owe him money... If I leave like this, will I be scolded for not being trustworthy?However, it was Song Qingge who was at fault first, and he was right to leave... Bai Lianhua tangled her fingers in place.Wait another 10 minutes, if that person still doesn't come, he will leave...
Bai Lianhua thought it was a good idea.So, 10 minutes later, he left.After another 10 minutes, he returned to the dormitory.In another 10 minutes, he boarded the computer.
Then, the email he received made his heart chill... He stared at the email for 10 minutes in a daze.
--------------
Sender: Great God
Content: I don’t think people who don’t even have a sense of time should be my apprentices
--------------
It's still as simple as ever, and even Bai Lianhua noticed that the Great God, as always, doesn't like punctuation marks, and likes to use spaces instead.The junior high school Chinese teacher often tells Bai Lianhua the outline of a novel: origin, development, □, and ending.Now Bai Lianhua also has an outline in her heart: pay back the money, be stupid, go back to the house, and be abandoned.
Is he, was he abandoned by the Great God?Bai Lianhua's fingers were cold, looking at the flashing system notification in the message bar, she suddenly had the urge not to click on it.But he still held the mouse.then click.
[System prompt: The player [Great God] has approved you to be a teacher. The blue is better than the blue, the hero, please continue to work hard. ]
Yes, at level 45, the "master" can already choose to let the "apprentice" become a teacher. Of course, there are also those who have not been trained until level [-], it all depends on the meaning of their master. "Apprentices" can also choose to leave the teacher's sect... In short, everything is harmonious.
What is disharmonious is Bai Lianhua's heart full of grievances.Bai Lianhua closed the game and logged into Penguin.With snot and tears, I confided to my online and familiar friends.But among his friends, apart from those in real life, there are not many who play "Shenzhou Shenlu".Playing "Shenzhou Shenlu" is relatively rare... There were a few of them, but after Bai Lianhua was hung on the wall, they deleted his friends for fear of being implicated.so……
White Lotus 17:05:58
Woooooo... Roommate, I'm going to cry blind...
Roommate 17:07:11
what happened?
White Lotus 17:07:27
I was abandoned by my master... woo woo woo woo... (┬┬_┬┬)
Roommate 17:07:51
-__,-How was it abandoned? ?
White Lotus 17:08:06
I owed money to a person, I asked him to wait for me at the school gate at 01:30 in the afternoon and I paid him back, but he didn't come at 04:30...
Roommate 17:08:24
……
White Lotus 17:08:47
Then, this morning, I made an appointment with my master to brush Dragon Palace in the afternoon, and then I didn’t go to pay back the money... Then... Then the master said, "I don’t think people who don’t even have a sense of time should be my apprentices"... Then... ...then the system reminded me that I have already graduated...
Roommate 17:09:34
……
Roommate 17:09:55
Tell me, which JP from which department you are dating will not come so late.
White Lotus 17:10:21
What are you doing? (┬┬_┬┬)
Roommate 17:10:47
Lao, Zi, Want, Go, Explode, He, Chrysanthemum
White Lotus 17:11:27
Song Qingge, Department of Computer Science, University B, Jiayu District, City A, is waiting for your good news (ΩДΩ)
Roommate 17:12:01
..........................................
White Lotus 17:12:07
? ?
Roommate 17:12:15
Are you sure you really dated him?
White Lotus 17:12:21
TUT yeah... my brother also promised that if he didn't call that person, he would treat me to a box lunch for a year...
Roommate 17:12:37
You asked your senior brother to make an appointment?
White Lotus 17:12:5
[Nearby] Great God: Come with me to the East China Sea dungeon in the afternoon, I will take you to catch the dragon
[Nearby] White Lotus: Master >w<, you are so kind~~~
[Nearby] Great God: Oh
Bai Lianhua couldn't help being embarrassed again... When he was embarrassed, he was prone to blush, and when he blushed, his brain was prone to cramps... Once he cramped...it didn't matter, at most it was like JJ□'s twitching little chrysanthemum, it would be fine sooner or later.It is said that the above comes from a certain author's resentment for not being on JJ. (JJ=Jinjiang).
[Nearby] White Lotus: That...Master, I'm leaving~~(^_^)/~~bye
[Nearby] Great God: Yes
Bai Lianhua breathed a sigh of relief, although he didn't know why he breathed a sigh of relief.He clicked on the teleportation order and directly chose to return to Xinshou Village. Of course, the reason for returning to Xinshou Village was because he was afraid that he would be beaten by gangs if he went to other main cities...
Back in Xinshou Village, Bai Lianhua went to the store to buy a few bundles of red and blue medicines in preparation for fighting monsters this afternoon.After buying the medicine, Bai Lianhua couldn't help but feel the urge to frighten her. She clicked on the friends column and showed off to her online friends.
[Private Chat] White Lotus: Roommate~~
[Private chat] Lonely as snow: >///<What's wrong.Lotus sister,
[Private Chat] White Lotus: Lianhua, your sister!
[Private chat] Lonely as snow: Yes, my sister Lotus>///
... Bai Lianhua felt that his mood at this moment could only be described by the six points on the left.
[Nearby] White Lotus: My master said to take me to catch dragon pets this afternoon~~
[Nearby] Lonely as Snow: How about showing off Sima!
[Nearby] White Lotus: I'm going to show off, you hit me~~
[Nearby] Lonely as Snow: An inexplicable feeling of speechlessness surged into my heart like a tide...
[Nearby] Bai Lianhua: Just envy, hate, hmph, blah, blah.
[Nearby] Lonely as snow: ...
Bai Lianhua cheerfully logged out, turned off the computer, and then invited the people in the dormitory to have dinner.Li Bei told him that he wanted to update his novel, which is said to be called "I Love You Do You Love Me"; Chu Zhongtian told him that he wanted to read Hua Mantian's novel, which is said to be called "I Control the Water and You Control the Water" Are you sick?"... Bai Lianhua suddenly had a whim, Li Bei, you love marrying Huamantian!
As for Zhou Nanjiang, he has already gone home after the exam without waiting for the results...
Bai Lianhua put on her shoes sullenly, and was about to leave the dormitory when Chu Zhongtian suddenly stopped him.
"Lotus, wait..."
Bai Lianhua turned her head, her eyes sparkled, revealing a look of "I know you won't abandon me".
Chu Zhongtian wiped off his sweat: "The last time you were hospitalized, Song Qingge from the Department of Computer Science helped you pay more than 500 yuan for medical expenses. You can pay him back this afternoon."
Bai Lianhua's face suddenly collapsed.Half of it is because of money, and the other half is that the reality is far from what he imagined.
He took out his wallet, looked at the empty wallet with only a meal card and dozens of soft sister coins in it, and reluctantly pulled out the bank card surrounded by the zipper at the innermost layer of the wallet. After putting it in, Bai Lianhua went out.
Song Qingge... This name is so familiar, it seems that I have heard of it somewhere.Bai Lianhua thought about it for a long time with a blank face, but she couldn't think of where she heard of it... Never mind...
He took out his mobile phone and called his senior brother. The general idea is as follows: senior brother...you are Song Qingge, do you know him? ...Oh, I owe him money... Can you ask him out for me... Well, at 01:30 this afternoon, at the gate of the school... Okay... Thank you, brother, I will treat you to dinner next time!
Senior brother hangs up the computer viciously...Lovely senior brother, you actually dare to use a virus to trick me. If you don't take revenge, you are not a gentleman...Look, if I don't play tricks on you...
Well, today is a really sunny day.Bai Lianhua narrowed her eyes slightly, and walked towards the cafeteria...
===============================================
27. The author has a questionable IQ
[27. The author has a problem with IQ]
After eating, I took a taxi to the bank to withdraw [-] yuan, and then took a taxi back to the school gate.Bai Lianhua glanced at her watch, it was very good...it was only twelve forty.
Bai Lianhua stood at the gate of the school with six hundred oceans in her pocket.
Bai Lianhua often faces the computer recently, which caused his originally good eyesight to decline exponentially. Fortunately, he is still not close to myopia.Otherwise, just the money for glasses would make him cry and he would not be able to cry.Sure enough, the ancients said it well, the body is the capital of making money... Eh, is that what the ancients said?
Therefore, Bai Lianhua also wanted to find a time to get away from the computer and breathe fresh air.But... Ten minutes is barely enough, and an hour or two is a little bit too much.Even if he could breathe fresh air for an hour or two, it definitely wasn't now—this afternoon, he still wanted to hug the great god's thigh tightly and try to catch a good baby.
There is actually only one purpose for scrapping such a long paragraph: Song Qingge, why are you still not here!What about playing with me? !
Yes, the agreed time has already passed, not only has it passed, but it has passed too far, if it is two o'clock or something, Bai Lianhua can comfort herself that maybe that person is just preparing, but it is already 04:30!In the summer, he stood here sweating, and the rest of the people shut the room and turned on the air conditioner as if hiding from the sun, but he... stood at the school gate like an idiot, and standing with him was the one who was baked by the sun The hot school gate.The air seemed to be distorted in front of him, and there was no one to be seen on the street, except for the uncle in the security room next door.
So, just smile at this time, right? Dear (Cao) Love (Dan) Debt (Er) Master (Bi)?
Bai Lianhua felt that if he didn't leave, he might be able to go directly to the hospital here.The reason is heatstroke and shortness of breath...
But, I owe him money... If I leave like this, will I be scolded for not being trustworthy?However, it was Song Qingge who was at fault first, and he was right to leave... Bai Lianhua tangled her fingers in place.Wait another 10 minutes, if that person still doesn't come, he will leave...
Bai Lianhua thought it was a good idea.So, 10 minutes later, he left.After another 10 minutes, he returned to the dormitory.In another 10 minutes, he boarded the computer.
Then, the email he received made his heart chill... He stared at the email for 10 minutes in a daze.
--------------
Sender: Great God
Content: I don’t think people who don’t even have a sense of time should be my apprentices
--------------
It's still as simple as ever, and even Bai Lianhua noticed that the Great God, as always, doesn't like punctuation marks, and likes to use spaces instead.The junior high school Chinese teacher often tells Bai Lianhua the outline of a novel: origin, development, □, and ending.Now Bai Lianhua also has an outline in her heart: pay back the money, be stupid, go back to the house, and be abandoned.
Is he, was he abandoned by the Great God?Bai Lianhua's fingers were cold, looking at the flashing system notification in the message bar, she suddenly had the urge not to click on it.But he still held the mouse.then click.
[System prompt: The player [Great God] has approved you to be a teacher. The blue is better than the blue, the hero, please continue to work hard. ]
Yes, at level 45, the "master" can already choose to let the "apprentice" become a teacher. Of course, there are also those who have not been trained until level [-], it all depends on the meaning of their master. "Apprentices" can also choose to leave the teacher's sect... In short, everything is harmonious.
What is disharmonious is Bai Lianhua's heart full of grievances.Bai Lianhua closed the game and logged into Penguin.With snot and tears, I confided to my online and familiar friends.But among his friends, apart from those in real life, there are not many who play "Shenzhou Shenlu".Playing "Shenzhou Shenlu" is relatively rare... There were a few of them, but after Bai Lianhua was hung on the wall, they deleted his friends for fear of being implicated.so……
White Lotus 17:05:58
Woooooo... Roommate, I'm going to cry blind...
Roommate 17:07:11
what happened?
White Lotus 17:07:27
I was abandoned by my master... woo woo woo woo... (┬┬_┬┬)
Roommate 17:07:51
-__,-How was it abandoned? ?
White Lotus 17:08:06
I owed money to a person, I asked him to wait for me at the school gate at 01:30 in the afternoon and I paid him back, but he didn't come at 04:30...
Roommate 17:08:24
……
White Lotus 17:08:47
Then, this morning, I made an appointment with my master to brush Dragon Palace in the afternoon, and then I didn’t go to pay back the money... Then... Then the master said, "I don’t think people who don’t even have a sense of time should be my apprentices"... Then... ...then the system reminded me that I have already graduated...
Roommate 17:09:34
……
Roommate 17:09:55
Tell me, which JP from which department you are dating will not come so late.
White Lotus 17:10:21
What are you doing? (┬┬_┬┬)
Roommate 17:10:47
Lao, Zi, Want, Go, Explode, He, Chrysanthemum
White Lotus 17:11:27
Song Qingge, Department of Computer Science, University B, Jiayu District, City A, is waiting for your good news (ΩДΩ)
Roommate 17:12:01
..........................................
White Lotus 17:12:07
? ?
Roommate 17:12:15
Are you sure you really dated him?
White Lotus 17:12:21
TUT yeah... my brother also promised that if he didn't call that person, he would treat me to a box lunch for a year...
Roommate 17:12:37
You asked your senior brother to make an appointment?
White Lotus 17:12:5
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