Go to Hell, White Lotus

Plus an explanation of why you didn't go home...you..." Chu Zhongtian seemed to want to say something, he opened his mouth a few times, but closed it slowly.

"Did you see it?" Bai Lianhua was not in a hurry, she waited for him to finish speaking slowly, and smiled, "Aren't I afraid of accidents?"

"..."

Just when the two were silent, Li Bei stood up from the bed and stuffed a notebook into Bai Lianhua's arms: "I'm studying earthquake-proof architecture, these may be useful to you."

Bai Lianhua took the notebook, which was full of handwritten notes, a total of six or seven pages.Bai Lianhua stuffed the notebook into her bag with a solemn expression. "Thanks."

Li Bei patted him on the shoulder, as if he was just going to the canteen to buy something, and told him: "Go early and come back early."

White Lotus nodded.He took a bag of chocolates from Zhou Nanjiang.

"Wait, let's go see you off." Zhou Nanjiang proposed, and Chu Zhongtian and Li Bei nodded, agreeing.Bai Lianhua didn't refuse either, and the four of them walked to the gate of the campus together.

"Okay, let's go back." "No hurry, let's take you to the airport." "I'm not a kid anymore."

Seeing Chu Zhongtian whose expression was obviously sad, Bai Lianhua smiled without hesitation: "Lin Danda! What do you mean by this expression? Send me a funeral?"

Chu Zhongtian glared at him: "You are only as big as a forest egg!"

Bai Lianhua laughed a few times, hailed a taxi, and got in.

He opened the car window and waved to the people outside the window: "Wait for me—come back, then we will go out to have a barbecue together! My treat!"

[END]

【Extras】

That year, Bai Lianhua was 25 years old and Song Qingge was 22 years old.

"This handsome guy in white clothes, you must be so handsome and kind-hearted, right? I didn't bring my bus IC card and change, can you pay me one dollar?" Circle a suspicious blush.

Bai Lianhua glanced at him silently, and elbowed Song Qingge who was behind her: "Daughter-in-law, you see that she speaks so well of me, so why don't you just subsidize one dollar?"

That year, Bai Lianhua was 27 years old and Song Qingge was 24 years old.

In the middle of the night, Bai Lianhua suddenly woke up from the bed.Even Song Qingge woke up in a daze.

"Huh?" It was a short voice, because it was just waking up, the voice was still a little vague.

Bai Lianhua wiped the cold sweat off her head, and said to Song Qingge with lingering fear: "It's okay. I dreamed of a big snake just now." After finishing speaking, she gave him a glare, "If I had known, I wouldn't have gone to see "The Maniacal Python" with you. It's a disaster! My mother is having a nightmare."

Song Qingge changed from lying down to establish with a blank face, "I heard that snakes are easy to have children in dreams, so you should pay attention to contraception."

White Lotus: "..."

"Exactly, it's only three o'clock in the evening. I'm wearing a condom. Let's do it again one, two, three, four."

White Lotus: "... Get lost!"

That year, Bai Lianhua was 35 years old and Song Qingge was 32 years old.

Little Lianhua: Brother Song!Your daughter-in-law is starving to death in bed.Please choose an item to revive him. A. Go home to cook B. Go out to eat C. I don’t have a daughter-in-law, only a husband (I strongly recommend choosing C!!) D. Choose a coffin

SY:D

Little one, little lotus: I am the second to you!I want to go back to my mother's house to find my brother!

Song Qingge, who was driving, turned his head and said to Bai Lianhua, who was playing behind him, "OK, let's go to Bai Qingrong's house for dinner today."

That year, Bai Lianhua was 39 years old and Song Qingge was 36 years old.

Bai Lianhua, who went to see Chen Chentian's son, returned home, and said to Song Qingge with a melancholy look: "I said, let's adopt a son too? From now on, there will be no one to take care of him, so lonely."

Song Qingge, who was reading the newspaper, seemed indifferent and told the newspaper to turn a page: "Okay."

After a while, he lazily said to the white lotus: "Lotus, go to artificial pollination."

... "Spread your sister's fan!"

That year, Bai Lianhua was 45 years old.Song Qingge is 42 years old.

"Song Qingge! Get up quickly! Go! Go fishing!" Early in the morning, Bai Lianhua yelled at Song Qingge, who was sleeping comfortably, with his melodious and loud voice.

Song Qingge raised his watch and looked at the time, "It's only six o'clock, early. Don't go."

Bai Lianhua immediately wailed loudly, like a chicken suffering from bird flu: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Song Qingge glanced at the knife and said, "I can't catch you if you fall into the river again."

"I don't care, you just don't love me anymore."

Xiaomeihua, who was doing her homework, couldn't help yelling loudly: "Dad! Can you stop being annoying! You are not tired after saying it many times a day! I am still catching up with my homework!"

Bai Lianhua slammed the pillow angrily: "You five-year-old are rushing homework!"

That year, Bai Lianhua was 49 years old and Song Qingge was 46 years old.

"Brother Song. I have two more wrinkles." Bai Lianhua showed Song Qingge a look in the mirror with a sad face.

Song Qingge patted his head: "I'm not afraid. Even if your face is wrinkled like a chrysanthemum, I don't dislike it."

The two looked at each other affectionately for 3 minutes.

"...You are so nasty." Finally, Bai Lianhua couldn't help but speak slowly.

Song Qingge smiled slightly: "To each other."

That year, Bai Lianhua was 71 years old and Song Qingge was 68 years old.

Song Qingge sat on Bai Lianhua's bedside, silently peeling oranges for him.But still couldn't help complaining: "I told you not to eat twice-cooked pork and braised fat intestines for a day, you are already three highs, do you know that?"

Bai Lianhua coughed weakly twice: "Why are you old...so wordy." Suddenly, as if thinking of something, she asked Song Qingge, "Xiaomeihua is getting married soon? Who is the groom?"

Song Qingge choked speechlessly: "You don't even know about such a big event?" That's all, he took out his mobile phone, and he held up the photo for Bai Lianhua to look at.

Bai Lianhua stretched out her bark-like hand tremblingly: "Fuck... Isn't this the kid from Chen Tian's family?"

"Yes." Song Qingge seemed very calm about this, "Bai Meihua said that Chentian's family is rich and has only one son, and no other relatives and friends. Chen Dongnan is not ugly, and he can just benefit the next generation. Chen Dongnan said His family has so much money that they can't run out, and they need to find a prodigal, otherwise life will be too lonely, and it just so happens that the two of them are not young, so they got together after making do."

"Son Chentian is quite open..."

"Chen Tian was forced to go abroad for retirement by this brat. By the way, it seems that Li Shenzhou left just three days after his death."

Bai Lianhua slowly took a bite of the orange, "I just said that the two of them had an affair."

Song Qingge smiled, noncommittal.

"When I checked Yunyu's Weibo just now, he said that Li Leyuan was so fucking pitiful. At that time, I thought Chen Tian must have changed his mind!" Bai Lianhua said with confidence.

Seeing that Song Qingge ignored him, Bai Lianhua also changed the subject: "I said, why did you like me in the first place?"

Song Qingge stared at him for a few seconds: "If you want to listen to the truth, it's still quite a lie."

Bai Lianhua's lips twitched a few times: "The doctor said, do I have a heart attack?" "No." "Then tell the truth."

"At the beginning, I was young, frivolous, and ignorant. Everything I caught felt like love..." Seeing Bai Lianhua's expression remained normal, I continued, "In order to make myself like you, I even made a special notebook and wrote about my childhood love. The information you know about yourself, such as age, weight, height, birthday, blood type constellation...and then list why I like you. Then when you don't feel like you, you can take it out and have a look...then I was hypnotized by myself. "

Bai Lianhua stood up abruptly, then sat down abruptly.

"You you you you you..." Pointing at Song Qingge's nose, Bai Lianhua really couldn't think of what to say for a long time, "Get the fuck out!"

-End of extra episode-

The story outside the episode is.

Song Qingge: But then I really fell in love with her.She is quite old, and she is still like other little girls being arrogant.

White Lotus: You're only quite old! !Your whole family is very old! !

The story of the supporting role

In the blink of an eye, it was 42 years.

Chen Tian closed his eyes, holding the Buddhist beads in his hand.The Buddha beads are shiny and shiny, and each one is huge like a round lychee.The Buddha beads were spinning rapidly in his hands, but they never made the slightest sound.

"Aren't you a non-believer? Believed in Buddhism recently?" Li Shenzhou sat at the coffee table beside him, his old face was only indifferent.

Chen Tian still had his eyes closed, and after a while, he slowly said: "When you get old, you need to find a belief for yourself."

"Really?" Li Shenzhou didn't refute. He peeled a few lychees and stuffed them into his mouth, chewing slowly, "Your wife is very virtuous."

"Well. Housekeeping is proper. If you have a wife like this, what can you ask for?" Chen Chentian replied indifferently, still closing his eyes, really like a monk who is devoted to the Buddha.

Li Shenzhou sighed suddenly: "Actually, I came today to tell you something."

One thing, he thought he would hide it for the rest of his life.In fact, he has also deeply considered whether to tell Chen Tian about this matter. Firstly, his family has been stable and his son has grown up for a long time; secondly... Li Leyuan also asked him not to confuse this matter with Chen Tian. explain.

But he really couldn't bear it.When people get older, they tend to be soft-hearted.I didn't feel much when I was young, but I found it so unforgettable when I was old.

In the early years, he insisted on visiting Li Leyuan's grave every year, but later he became a little lazy.He went there again two years ago, and the other people's tombstones were all clean, only Li Leyuan's tomb had some weeds, and the photos were exposed due to years of wind and rain.

At that time, his hands were trembling with anger, and he pointed at the tomb guard and asked loudly: "I pay so much money to your cemetery every year."