Retire from the human world

"Dong dong."

Even knocking sounds sounded from the window, this is the 27th floor.

In order to prevent accidents in high-rise buildings, guardrails are installed around the windows, and the windows can only be half opened.Now there is a hand that knocked on the glass with certainty, and then passed through the wall unceremoniously.

Slippers slapped on the carpet, and it was the red-eyed man who delivered goods to Shanhai.com in the middle of the night. He fell on the sofa opposite Du Heng, lazily took out a cigarette, and lit it with a flick of his finger. He swallowed the clouds carelessly.

"Hey, I said Du Heng, you just let it go?"

Du Heng didn't speak, he sat there with his back straight, his hair neatly falling on his shoulders, he seemed only willing to relax a little in front of Shen Dong, other times, he was rigid and regular, absolutely correct.

The man in slippers grabbed the ashtray on the coffee table, flicked the ash into it, and asked with a squint, "You can think clearly, there is no such shop in this village, how hard it is to meet another one!"

Du Heng glanced at him coldly, but didn't respond at all other than that.

"Tsk, you're so boring!" The slipper man put out his cigarette butt, stood up and patted his clothes, stretched his waist, looked at the bed that had obviously been slept on, and smiled meaningfully, "Oh, Can't tell, you have been abducted all night, but you didn't do anything? Could it be that you finally found it not pleasing to the eye..."

"Who told you?" Du Heng asked suddenly.

"What do you say?"

"It's not Yu Kun, who is it?"

"Tsk, you really have confidence in Fatty Yu, and you're not afraid of him betraying you!" The slipper man stretched out his feet and kicked over the sofa, his expression was ferocious for a moment, but it soon smoothed over, "Du Heng, I've wanted to beat you up for a long time, what? Everything is Fatty Yu's decision, you don't say a word, if you get tired of sitting in that position, replace me!"

As he said, he walked slowly towards the window, "I'm interested in going to see that kid now, since you don't want it, maybe it's suitable for me."

"Don't touch my stuff."

"That's not the way to say it. Treasures have no owners, and those who are destined live in them, ha——"

Just as the slipper man laughed, suddenly his and Du Heng's expressions changed, and they both turned their heads and looked out the window.

It is said that when the bus that Shen Dong was riding passed through an intersection, it fell into darkness without the slightest warning. The driver frantically turned the steering wheel, the lights were on but the front was dark and dark, and the road was completely invisible.It was as if a huge monster suddenly jumped out and swallowed the whole car in its stomach, and nothing could be seen.

The summer was originally hot, so the windows were all open, but now there was a gust of cool wind pouring into the car, and the black mist poured in like substance, and the passengers screamed in panic.

Soon there was a distorted echo from the surroundings, and the cry seemed to be laughing strangely.

Shen Dong grabbed the armrest of the seat, turned his head to look at Lei Cheng, only to find that the kid had already slipped under the seat, and immediately became annoyed and funny: "Hey, I'm not afraid yet, what are you so afraid of?"

"Ignorant...the ignorant are fearless!" Lei Cheng shivered and squeezed himself into a ball, wishing to shrink even tighter, and even his teeth were chattering, "Of course you are a living person, you can't feel it, those fogs are absorbing vitality and Lingli, help me, don't touch it, or I will really lose my soul!"

Shen Dong jumped on the seat, the black mist in the car was already increasing, and it was impossible to avoid it if it continued like this.

The emergency lights in the car were already on, but it was dim, making the atmosphere even more terrifying.

Finding a job can cause accidents, taking a bath at home can cause accidents, and even taking a bus is not safe!Shen Dong was extremely irritable. When he avoided a cloud of black mist and tried to close the roof sunroof, suddenly a cloud of black mist hit his arm.

A faint white light flashed on the sleeve, and the black mist instantly dissipated.

Shen Dong looked down, only then remembered that the clothes on his body belonged to Du Heng.

Now he is like a human-shaped light bulb, not only Lei Cheng rushed towards him, but even the passengers who were scared half their lives ran towards Shen Dong in panic.

The driver hadn't been driving for a long time, but the car was still bumping violently.

"Come here, come here..."

Countless distorted voices repeated with strange smiles outside the window, just listening to it made people dizzy.

Shen Dong's reaction was even more intense, he covered his forehead at once, as if a long and thin needle had been stuck in his brain, the pain made his eyes completely black.And those strange laughter suddenly turned into many voices, like someone screaming and screaming in a trance, there are also the sound of galloping horses' hoofs, the crackling sound of burning flames, crazy shouts, and venomous curses...

"Chong-"

A cold and long moan drowned out all the voices.

This is it, this is it...

There was a deafening bang, and the black mist disappeared completely. The passengers and the driver raised their heads tremblingly on the ground, but suddenly heard the horns of different cars, as well as angrily shouting and cursing.

"What are you doing, park your car in the middle of the road!"

"How did you drive!"

The sun was bright, and the hot air poured in from the car windows.

Everyone woke up like a dream, looking at themselves and others blankly.Lei Cheng also floated up from the ground, and he found Shen Dong lying motionless, his jeans and shirt turned into rags.

"Xiaodong? Xiaodong?!"

Before Lei Cheng could panic, he heard another scream.

It turned out that a private car owner who almost rear-ended ran over and slammed the door angrily. As a result, the whole bus shook and split into two vertically from the middle.That's right, from the engine at the front of the car to the row of seats at the rear, they were all torn apart neatly. The passengers in the car either fell onto the seats following the compartment, or fell into the bottom of the car unluckily.

The private car owner was frightened.

All those impatiently honking their horns at the intersection, and those passing by indifferently, were all stunned.

"It's... a ghost!" The private car owner screamed and backed away in a panic, "It's not me, it's really not me, I just slapped it... No! I just touched the car door, and it cracked open by itself !"

Nonsense, even if you are Wang Chongyang's reincarnation, you don't have such skill.

Some of the passengers on the bus fainted immediately, two of them fell to their bones, and one had a bloody head. After such a tragic situation, someone called 120. This intersection is an accident-prone area, and it is two streets away. There is a large comprehensive hospital, so an ambulance came roaring in less than 10 minutes.

In the Shanhai Tesco Supermarket, Manager Yu, who had changed to another TV and continued to peep, opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it for a long time.He pointed at the screen tremblingly: "Old Guo! Come out and look, don't cook! Did you see that blue light!"

"...What are you making so much noise about?"

The cook Lao Guo came out with a pan full of vegetables, and the next second, the pan hit his instep.

"My Great God Pan Gu, this is..."

"Destroy all directions." Manager Yu agreed tacitly.

The two of you look at me, I look at you, Lao Guo bent down to pick up the pan, and turned back to the kitchen as if sleepwalking, while Manager Yu kept touching his chin and muttering: "No wonder, no wonder Du Heng is not in a hurry...he must be the first I recognized it at a glance, but I didn't say it, you bastard...it made me anxious!"

It wasn't the ambulance that was the first to arrive at the intersection.

Well, it's Master Zhankong.

He first frowned and glanced around the crossroads for a few times, then clasped his palms together and silently recited a scripture. Several golden Sanskrit characters appeared in the air, blocking the hole where strands of black air emerged, and there was a sharp strange sound coming from It came out from inside, but disappeared quickly.People couldn't see these, but in the following days, there were no frequent traffic accidents at this intersection.

Master Zhankong finished reading the scriptures, then lowered his head with his Zen staff and looked down.

It's really bold, it has this effect even if it is touched casually, it really is a rare magical weapon!It's a pity that the poor monk is a monk, so there is no need for it!

Before he had time to comment, he suddenly saw Du Heng appearing not far away out of thin air, and immediately shrank vigilantly, trying to pretend that he didn't exist.

The intersection is chaotic and traffic jams.

Most people didn't dare to go there, but they were curious. In the end, the bus driver got up, covered his broken forehead and shouted for help, only then did someone come to help.More people wandered around the neatly cracked bus, and took out their mobile phones to snap pictures and post on Weibo, but unfortunately, no one was able to take supernatural photos.

Du Heng sneaked in without any trace, without attracting anyone's attention.

He went straight to the back seat of the bus without making a turn, and dragged the ragged and distressed Shen Dong out.

Shen Dong remained motionless, while Lei Cheng floated beside him extremely anxiously.

Master Zhankong was watching the fun, when he suddenly felt someone pat on the shoulder, so scared that the master almost fell off the traffic light post, and quickly turned around: "Amitabha, Zheng Changhou also came to see Qi Qi?"

"What a freak!" The slipper man squatted on the traffic light post with an extremely gloomy expression on his face.

"Huh? Didn't you lose your hair many years ago?"

The slipper man was so angry that he almost kicked the monk off. He held back for a long time before he said viciously, "We have all been tricked by Du Heng!"

"Huh? Where did this start?"

The slipper man took out another cigarette and smoked it depressingly: "Don't watch the excitement, I want to go fishing in troubled waters to get something good, but I won't die. You bastard Du Heng, tsk!"

Master Zhankong looked down depressed.

At this time the ambulance came, and Du Heng didn't stop him, allowing the nurses and doctors in white coats to hurriedly carry Shen Dong onto the stretcher, stuffed Shen Dong into the ambulance with other seriously injured people and drove away.

"What kind of expression is this, master? Haven't you heard about Du Heng?"

"I know, he is a rare sword cultivator. He lost his sword when he was not in the crossing robbery, so he had to stay in the human world--I laughed to death when I heard it for the first time. I only heard of it. Unlucky enough to be smashed into ashes by the thunderbolt, I have never heard of a failure in ascension because of the loss of the sword." The monk laughed while holding his stomach.

The slipper man twitched his eyes and pouted, "Now he's back!"

"Huh? Yeah! Is that the kid?"

Master Zhankong suddenly jumped up and almost threw his Zen staff out:

"That's it? The 'Destroyer in Ten Directions' that once slaughtered thousands of monsters? Du Heng's magic weapon? My Tathagata Buddha! It's so deceitful, I didn't see it at all, and the Sajia thought it was just an ordinary man with no owner." Artifact spirit!"

small theater:

The undead and demons at the junction of the netherworld are full of energy.This is the first time the villain appears on the stage, although we are a sideshow.The target is a bus, yeah, drag it in [looking down at the lines] "Come here quickly, come here quickly"

"Every part is assembled and ready, duet, trio, quartet, stack up for me, get ready, start!"

"Come to the bowl—" [Infinite Echo]

Night Breeze: =Dish= You bastards, you change your lines! !