Retire from the human world

"boom!"

The TV screen hanging in the staff canteen exploded completely, emitting thick black smoke, and debris fell all over the place.Old Guo, the cook who was cooking at the back of the cafeteria, ran out upon hearing the sound, glanced at Manager Yu, who had spread his hands and looked innocent, and took out a small notebook from his oil-stained coat pocket expressionlessly, and pulled out a very thin one. With a red pen, write upwards in a swish.

"July [-]th, Yu Kun damaged a TV hanging in the dining room..."

Manager Yu knew what Lao Guo was writing after a long distance, so he jumped up to argue: "Hey, look clearly, it was obviously Du Heng who broke it."

"If it wasn't for you, why would Du Heng poke the screen?" Lao Guo rolled his eyes while writing.

Manager Yu became furious, leaning on the table and roaring:

"I opened Shanhai.com, and I am the owner of the supermarket assets! Whose employee are you, and who is your salary every month? Your boss is me, not Du Heng!"

"Brothers, let's settle accounts, let alone we are not blood brothers!" Lao Guo calmly put the little book in his pocket, and went back to continue cooking.

"..."

"Ah, that's right!" Lao Guo suddenly stretched out his head and said, "Manager Yu, please go to the warehouse to move a new TV set!"

Manager Yu felt that life was impossible these days, no one took him seriously! !

As if he heard Manager Yu's slander, Lao Guo looked up and down Yu Kun's fat figure while cooking, and laughed so much that he said, "I've always treated you like a dish!"

Manager Yu ran away decisively.

The hotel over there——

Shen Dong knew that he had great strength, so he immediately regretted it after being furious, and quickly loosened his fingers a little to prevent accidentally breaking the opponent's neck bone.But he found that Du Heng wasn't blushing or angry, but he was pressed against the wardrobe and couldn't move.

"You want to kill me? You can't kill me like this." Du Heng looked at Shen Dong with a calm expression.

"Why should I kill you? I don't want to go to free prison."

Shen Dong let go of his hands angrily, casually put on the slippers provided in the hotel room, and said impatiently: "I have no curiosity about ghosts, nor do I want to visit their daily life, I just want to find a job that can afford it." The rent can afford the traffic, I have nothing to do, use Weibo to play Plants vs. Zombies, save enough money and go back to the county welfare home to have a stable job, find a girl to marry and live happily for the rest of my life, this is what I want, you can’t hire others Employees? I believe that many people are interested in supernatural events these days, and they must be absolutely devoted to your supermarket!"

Du Heng listened quietly and did not refute.

It's just that when Shen Dong said he was getting married, there was a trace of strangeness in his eyes.

"Eight days' wages, according to the standard of 1500 a month, 50 yuan a day to give a total of [-] is no problem? If I take it, I will leave, and I won't tell others that there is a haunted supermarket here!"

Shen Dong wished he could quickly forget what happened during this period.

Du Heng slowly stood up straight. The top two buttons of his shirt were torn open by Shen Dong, and the hair that had been stuffed into the collar slipped out. It was originally loosely tied with black tape, but now the tape is also loose. , all hanging down around the neck, there was a circle of red marks from Shen Dong's strangulation just now on the pale skin.

Shen Dong could only pretend not to see, turned his head and continued:

"I just happened to be unlucky and couldn't find a job, so I ran to your recruitment office..."

"Humans are invisible."

"...So you can go to the labor market to find the next unlucky guy. Ah, what did you just say?"

Du Heng stared at Shen Dong, and said word by word:

"Normal people can't see Qi Long."

"You're not normal!"

Shen Dong blurted out, and then he suddenly remembered that the labor market was crowded with people, but no one stopped at the recruitment office of Shanhai.com Supermarket.And what was he thinking when he went to apply for the job - supermarket work is usually hard and tiring, so it is best to find a small unknown supermarket to work for.Shanhai.com, I have the impression that during the three years of schooling in the provincial capital, every time I took the bus and passed the old town, I could see this signboard - he could see it from the beginning, instead of eating the food in the cafeteria. Shanhai.com It's not like he started to arrange it three years ago just to cheat him alone.

Shen Dong was very depressed, could it really be some shit chance?

"There is change in your pocket, go back and think about it." Du Heng's expression was a little complicated.

Shen Dong opened the door and walked away in three steps.

When he got into the elevator, Shen Dong finally found a reasonable explanation for the weird feeling he had just now—Du Heng was immersed in his memories, it was just like entering an MLM organization by mistake, after so many years, he suddenly turned around and got it right!

Thinking this way was very hearty, Shen Dong didn't pay attention to the whispering movements of the front desk staff in the lobby on the first floor, and left the hotel humming a song.

When walking through the square, he suddenly thought of Lei Cheng.

Shen Dong went around to the side of the black Volkswagen, and leaned over the glass window to look.

Too bad, the glass in the back seat can only be seen from the inside out, so he had no choice but to lean on the front window glass and look in.Sure enough, Lei Cheng was found curled up on the back seat in a daze alone.

"Hey buddy, are you reluctant to go?"

Lei Cheng poked out a head (really only a head) from the car door, and looked nervously at Shen Dong: "Are you still alive?"

"Nonsense! Don't curse me!"

"I clearly saw..." The monster chased you and Director Du to the hotel.

Lei Cheng thought about it, the supervisor of the supermarket probably got rid of the monster.Don't tell me sooner!It caused him to sit in the car all night in fear!So he came out lightly, except for the absence of shadows under the sun, he was no different from a normal person.

"You kid was trying to scare me last night, right? You deliberately covered your face with blood!"

"No, ghosts will return to their true colors at night." Lei Cheng expressed his innocence.

"Hey, what are you doing?" The security guards patrolling the square found Shen Dong lying on a car for a long time, and immediately asked sharply.

Shen Dong hurriedly got out of the car, and walked towards the bus station on the way, while looking at Lei Cheng: "It's good enough, you can come out in broad daylight!"

"You don't know about that!" Lei Cheng was triumphant. As the saying goes, nature can't be changed easily. It seems that it is true. Lei Cheng became a ghost and he didn't get rid of his small-mindedness and love to show off. "Not everyone All ghosts have this ability, I guess they are the ghosts that killed many people, or the grievances are so deep that they can be condensed into reality, such as that Sadako in the island country?"

"Oh, you're still shaking." Shen Dong narrowed his eyes and looked at Lei Cheng.

"Okay, let me confess, it's because I ate the Guhun Pill given by Shanhai Tesco Supermarket."

"..." This is to increase potential customers?

"Do you know what happened to the supermarket?"

"I still want to ask you!" Lei Cheng floated directly through the bus plate, and then through a beautifully dressed little girl. The girl shivered for no reason, feeling very cold. When she looked up, she saw that Shen Dong had a weird expression on her face. Staring at himself, his brows immediately turned upside down, and he gave Shen Dong a hard look.

"If you're so obscene, I'll call the priest to take you in!" Shen Dong was annoyed, and reached out to pat Lei Cheng.

When Lei Cheng was alive, there was no pressure to laugh at this level. Now that Lei Cheng is dead, he doesn't even hide, watching Shen Dong make a fool of himself with a playful smile. In the eyes of others, Shen Dong must be himself. Talking to himself, a madman waving his arms around.

But something strange happened!

Shen Dong's hand didn't pass through, and Lei Cheng was shot far away by him, and even fell across a road, and finally fell into a moving bus and disappeared.

Shen Dong froze, looking at his hands in horror.

Three minutes later, Lei Cheng floated back with a black face, his face was distorted by the beating, he squinted at Shen Dong: "I don't think you need to go to a Taoist priest, you are very lethal."

"..."

"Go to the real estate agency and look for it. If you want a haunted house where many people have died and weird things happen all the time, keep the rent low. Then you move in and beat and kick it. That haunted house will belong to you." Yes." Lei Cheng leaned over, his crooked face looked very scary, and he deliberately smiled strangely, "Or post a post on the Internet, 'professional ghost exorcism', ask for two or three hundred, and then what peach wood sword black dog You don’t need to bring all the blood, just use your fists, beat the ghosts until they don’t even recognize you, and don’t dare to come to make trouble again, how nice—oh!”

Lei Cheng flew again.

"I'm sorry, my hands are itchy."

Shen Dong ignored the eyes of the people around him looking at the lunatic, ran onto a bus, and found a seat by the window.

Ten o'clock is not the rush hour, and there are not many people in the car. Lei Cheng floated back again, got off the roof and sat on the seat next to him, covering his crooked face, and sighed: "Speaking seriously, I think it's normal. You can't even see the ghost." "Huh?"

"There is a crying little girl at your feet, and you don't see it."

Shen Dong almost jumped up, then came to his senses, grabbed Lei Cheng by the collar:

"You fooled me?"

"Cough, a gentleman uses his mouth and a villain does it!" Lei Cheng was frightened by the beating, and hurriedly stated, "There are no ghosts in the car except me, but there was indeed a female ghost who was killed at the intersection of the station just now. The figure was very faint, but You can't seem to see it."

"When I was young, the first and only ghost I saw was you!"

"I feel very honored in an instant, cough!" Lei Cheng rubbed his crooked face and coughed dryly, "I think you may only see fierce ghosts, or ghosts with strong spiritual power. , not even for as short as 1 minute. The length depends on the obsession of the ghosts. If there is no solid soul pill, it is difficult for them to become ghosts, unless they die very badly."

"What about Shanhai.com Supermarket?"

"I'll go, can't the spiritual power be too strong?" Lei Cheng stretched out his hand and gestured, and said excitedly, "If my spiritual power is a candle, then the supermarket is the surface of the sun! I guess everyone is separated by eighteen floors. Hell find out exactly where the supermarket is and run off to do the shopping."

"You...are exaggerating."

"No exaggeration, by the way, do you know what Director Du is?"

"What, something?" Shen Dong almost gasped.

"Then how did you know him?"

"...I work at Shanhai.com."

Lei Cheng suddenly opened his mouth wide, his jaw dropped, not an adjective, it really dropped.

Then he admired Shen Dong with the eyes of a martyr:

"Xiaodong, why can't you think about it?"

At this moment, the windows on all sides of the bus were completely blacked out, and the vehicle came to a sudden stop. The driver took control of the steering wheel after a while, Shen Dong turned his head in confusion: "Is there an underground tunnel near here?"

Obviously not, it was dark outside and there were no lights, and the cold air kept pouring in from the window, and there was screaming inside the car. Some people desperately wanted to close the windows, and some rushed over and slammed on the car door.