Retire from the human world

For sword cultivators, there is no home, just carrying a sword is enough.

That means that where the sword is, there is the home.Therefore, Taiyue Sword Immortal can leave the East China Sea without hesitation, and run to Zhongnan Mountain to find a cave to live in. The Duantianmen Sword Immortal can immediately withdraw from the Fourteenth Heaven, and go straight down. , not stingy, do not feel sorry.It's not that the sword fairy is deeply affectionate and wanders in unrestrained love for a lifetime, but that with a sword in hand, I have the world (hey) - who dares to mess with it?

Due to the wanton capture of primordial spirits in various heavens, those immortals who were lucky enough to survive moved to the lower heavens one after another, so except for the central area, there are empty houses everywhere, and they live in whatever is pleasing to the eye. Feeling "homeless" is a serious thing.

But now, here comes the problem.

The building tree has been broken, the crisis has been lifted, and everyone goes back to their respective homes to recuperate.Rizhao Zong Chengtian faction and others cheerfully took back their senior Ascension.After going through a big battle and passing through the boundary-breaking passage, and finally being tossed by Jianmu again, the immortals were exhausted, and said nothing, reluctantly bowed their hands to say goodbye, and left in a hurry with the juniors of the Shimen.

Some of the monsters ascended, some still have descendants in the cultivation world, even if they don't, they are the famous XX ancestors, so naturally there are little monsters to support and drag them back to their own mountains.

Even Ji Meng followed Er Shen Xing Tian and the others back to the Netherworld.

So Linghuan Jianxian raised his head and found that the surroundings were empty, leaving only a few of them staring at each other.

"What are you looking at, go home!" Linghuan was very dissatisfied, the head of the Changcheng sect was seriously injured, and there was no spiritual energy in the world.

"Before he left, Yu Kun said just now that the small island in the East China Sea where we used to live was developed by the state."

"What? What is development?"

"I don't understand either. Yu Kun said that there are many mortals on the island who are digging something called oil in the nearby sea, and the entire island is occupied."

Sword Immortal Linghuan was stunned.

Uh, even if you have a sword in your hand, you can't attack mortals. This is the basic moral concept of a cultivator.

"Taiyue, don't you live in Zhongnan Mountain?" Linghuan stretched his head to look, and found that Taiyue was still in a coma, and slapped him impatiently, "Quick, take us to your former cave!"

then.

Apricot forest in Zhongnan Mountain, at the entrance of a certain mountain.

"Dear travelers, the scenic spot you see now is the Immortal Cave. It is said that during the Ming Dynasty, there were immortals living here. The size of this cave is irregular, and there are stone tables, stone benches and stone vases inside... the shape is lifelike, without the slightest trace. The signs are hand-polished, nature is truly amazing..."

All the sword celestials who used the concealment spell silently turned their heads to look at Taiyue.

"I, I don't know! After I ascend, this place will be left to Du Heng!"

"..."

Forget it, Taiyue, do you have a position?The islands in the East China Sea are what you don't want. It's normal for Du Heng to stay as far away as possible after you ascend.Linghuan Sword Immortal murmured, if he wasn't too lazy, he would definitely leave that sad place full of sad memories after the Changcheng sect master ascended.

Just flying around, weird!How come the deep mountains, old forests, and dangerous peaks and steep mountains used to be inaccessible, but now they are all people? (Then what do you know about the peak tourist season at the end of April and the beginning of May)

A surveillance drone followed them far behind.

"Notify the relevant state departments that this group of dangerous elements are still wandering in the sky!"

"Sorry, the relevant state departments are negotiating with the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to deal with the satellite accident, and no one is free."

"Bastard, if you don't care, we will withdraw the plane!"

"Master Zhankong...uh, he's not on duty!"

"Aren't you a human being? Are you a cook?"

"Oh, I'm dealing with an emergency. The cultivation world requires us to notify a certain hospital in City C to transfer two injured patients who have issued critical illness notices..."

"No! Our reconnaissance plane!"

The plane seemed to be hit head-on by an invisible airflow, turned a few times in the air, and then exploded with a bang, falling down with thick black smoke.

A certain sword fairy in the distance flicked his sleeve casually, and muttered disdainfully: "Anything dares to follow us casually."

The assistant of the national special department silently recorded: one of the latest unmanned reconnaissance aircraft.

General sword?

Generally, the sword is in the scabbard, which is pitch black and nothing can be seen.

This feeling is worse than the Nether World, at least the Nether World is big enough, the scabbard is like a small black room, or a small black room that just fits in, fits perfectly, and doesn't even have room to move.

There is no time change, no sound, no breath, just sleep.

But there are also times when sleep is boring, at this time the sword is very irritable, and the sword energy hits the stubborn black shell and the scabbard which is an eyesore-but it didn't take long before I could feel the familiar mana, through the scabbard Slowly flowing in, that is appeasement and consolation: it won't be long, please be patient.

Well, it won't be long, I hope you, Du Heng, can find an apprentice and teach him to ascend as soon as possible!

This kind of life sealed in the scabbard is really enough, it is more painful than the suffering when casting the spirit stone.Extreme cold and extreme heat, even melting the body and being repeatedly forged by divine power, is nothing, pain, at least there is a fresh sense of existence.Unlike being sealed in a scabbard, it has the illusion of being dead.

I even began to miss Taiyue Sword Immortal's nagging.

Hey, when did he know the old man's name?

No, he seems to have a name himself!Du Heng also suffered a catastrophe a long time ago. He broke free from Du Heng's hand when the last thunderbolt from the Purple Cloud God struck Beiman Mountain.

The phantom-like scene was finally fixed on the huge building wood, and then the sword!

The branches and leaves are annihilated, the evil spirit destroys the trunk of Jianmu, the sword energy pierces through the air, and the thunder is used to arouse the aura of heaven and earth. It is invincible, and all directions are destroyed, but... it seems to be blown out in the end.

—Oops, I don’t know where I fell this time!

The last time I was planted in a small ravine, it happened to be the key to transformation, and I was buried in the soil for decades in a daze. It was not until a heavy rain and a landslide in a certain year that the sword rolled out and barely turned into a human. But the problem Here, I can't walk, I can't speak, when my consciousness caught sight of a child in the arms of a passing woman, it suddenly dawned on me, so I simply shrunk my body and slept on the side of the road waiting for someone to pick it up.

Without the master's sword, it is too difficult to restore strength.

Before being picked up by someone, the consciousness sank again, and remained motionless, only instinct remained.

—he had to be a human being, a normal mortal.That way you won't be discovered.

Du Heng's master said that the sword of a sword cultivator cannot be separated from his body. If he accidentally loses it, it means that the sword cultivator has lost his life. No matter who, as long as he finds the sword and finds a way to break it, the sword cultivator will be finished. .Although the sword of a sword cultivator cannot be used by other cultivators, if it falls into the hands of ghost monsters or alchemists with ulterior motives, they will definitely use it as a threat to set up some vicious tricks on the sword, because they know that sword cultivators are willing to use it. Pay any price, just to get back my sword.

There are too many sword cultivators who are not strong enough, just waste time like this, get involved in robbery and killing battles, and finally die.

Surely no one can find it, no matter how powerful the cultivator is, at most he can only find that he is a transformed sword spirit.Qi Ling is in the realm of comprehension, at least everyone wants it. The bigger the trouble, the higher the chance of meeting Du Heng.

Du Heng?Hmph, he must be alive. Since he is alive, how can Du Heng die?

Subsequent memories gradually became clear, orphanages, schools... the concept of being a human being was deeply ingrained, and even deliberately avoided many doubts, such as being particularly strong, never getting sick, and instinctively explaining to oneself that this is normal.All the absurd things and the clues of the cultivation world are also swept away, and they are forgotten once they are seen.

But...it seems to be overkill!

Even in the face of Du Heng, he insisted that he was a human being, and insisted that he didn't want to deal with everything in the cultivation world!

This, is this an unbreakable will?I'm going, I can't say such embarrassing things in my life!That's it!He is Shen Dong, has always been Shen Dong... That's right, this kind of tone is still smooth.He has to worry about living expenses, what to eat every day, and not being able to find a job. He squints at those cultivators who have no common sense, and then instigates Du Heng to change schools quickly. be saved.

Wait, what about divine consciousness?What about the body?

You have to wake up first, this dark thing is definitely not a scabbard, it should be easy to break it——

"Ah!!" Who was screaming?

When Shen Dong opened his eyes, he saw the precarious fluorescent lamp. He quickly shrank his head, and the lamp tube smashed to the iron frame of the hospital bed.All the instruments next to it were emitting electric sparks and blue smoke, the walls were ventilated, and the concrete was falling down in pieces, as if a machine gun had blasted the four walls.

Shen Dong stared blankly at the three or five medical staff outside the door who stood up holding their heads in horror.

There are also special soldiers in uniforms and military ranks who are extremely serious.

"boom!"

The door was knocked down by Yu Kun, and the deformed door frame was stuck on his head and shoulders, which looked very funny.

"Hey, Shen Dong, you're awake. I'm about to transfer you out of the hospital!" Yu Kun gestured to a few special soldiers (who still had armed police shields and guns in their hands), "I think you might have sensed Murderous aura, and then automatically released a sword aura warning, this ward...uh!"

Yu Kun shook his hand, and a long roll of paper rolled from his hand to the ground.

"What is this? A roll of toilet paper?" Shen Dong stared blankly.

"No, no, it's a ticket." Yu Kun cried sadly, "We have been in the heaven for four years, technology has advanced, and fax technology has become more advanced. As long as the mobile phone is remotely connected, we can connect to a printer to print out the document at any time. This is how many times we After arriving in the world... the ticket! The first clause is two communication military satellites, and this is only for China, foreign countries are not counted."

"..." Wait, that's a satellite, your tone seems to break someone's glass!

Shen Dong thought in a daze, no, he didn't seem to hit the satellite, this account has nothing to do with him, right?

"This is you, it can be said that it is Du Heng's ticket, uh, it is actually from the whole cultivation world." Yu Kun said while wiping off his sweat, "Shifang...Shen Dong, after you cut off Jianmu, the power is too great , It directly exploded all the satellites in the nearby earth orbit."

Behind Qin Feng Jianxian was very calm, because he did not understand.

The special forces who came under the secret order had already dismissed irrelevant personnel in advance, and the medical staff present at the moment were all from the military hospital, because the Shennong Valley in the cultivation world was already full, and the immortals of their own sect were seriously injured and went back to be rescued. So he decided to settle for the next best thing and prepare to change places for Shen Dong and Du Heng.

Sure enough, evacuating people was the right choice. Not to mention the destructive power, is this kind of dialogue, can normal people bear it?The sharp soldiers twitched their eyebrows, their expressions were stiff, and they tried their best to pretend that they hadn't heard anything.

"The second is that Du Heng didn't hold the sword... You fell from the sky and completely destroyed a certain hot spring tourist attraction..."

You just fell from the sky, your whole family fell from the sky!what is this adjective =dish=

Shen Dong was furious, he struggled forward, and suddenly found that his whole body was pitch black, he wiped it with his hand in horror, and immediately the scorched black fell off like dried mud, covering the hospital bed.

I go!I have no clothes, but luckily I have a quilt, wrap it up quickly!

The medical staff next to him were speechless.

The admission conditions they saw were severe burns, carbonization of the skin and a small amount of muscle tissue all over the body.

"Hey, are you listening? The scenic spot was completely destroyed, and there was a big pit in place. At the same time, the thunder caused a forest fire on the top of the mountain, causing serious damage to the natural ecology. In addition, many staff and tourists were bruised, injured and smoked. , first aid expenses and compensation..."

Shen Dong broke out in a cold sweat, even if he is a sword spirit, is it worth so much to sell him?

"...Three hours ago, Duan Tianmen Sword Immortal smashed an unmanned reconnaissance drone at an altitude of 3000 meters, and accidentally crashed a signal transmission tower..."

Shen Dong fell back neatly, he should continue to faint.

"Hey, take it easy, didn't you find Du Heng lying next to you? You want to crush him to death!"

Yu Kun was heartbroken: "If he dies, who will pay you the ticket!"

"..."

Shen Dong pulled back the quilt embarrassingly and speechlessly, and sure enough, he saw Du Heng with his eyes closed, his face was pale and unconscious, he stretched out his hand to touch it, and his body was also cold, Shen Dong twitched the corner of his mouth thinking.

As I said earlier, don't think about becoming a fairy, look, you have suffered a big loss, and you will ascend once, and you will be half dead.He also brought back a group of saboteurs, sword immortals from Duantianmen...

"No! We have an agreement with Zhan Yuan in Sanchongtian!" Shen Dong suddenly raised his head, "Save his life, and then return to the world. Zhan Yuan will be responsible for handling all the fines for me and Du Heng. Zhanyuan Guan!"

"Ugh!" Yu Kun instantly beamed with joy, and with a shake of his hand, the long receipt that rolled on the ground turned into powder: "Say it sooner! Heaven will have a reward, and everything will be reincarnated. Those who issued the ticket back then will be punished by the ticket, hahaha! "

"..."

Forget it, master, I will mourn for you.