Retire from the human world

National Secret Department Document Management Office.

It has been four years, and the staff nestled in the cubicle played Lianliankan on the computer to decompress themselves, and at the same time transferred the calls to the government agencies and the cultivation world, the coffee cans and Coke bottles were placed in front of the computers, and the notebooks for recording were also There were drink stains, and there were people standing listlessly outside the door waiting for their lunch to be delivered.

By the way, they just ushered in a "end of the world" a few days ago. Seven or eight satellites exploded in foreign countries. It has all been used up and cannot be regenerated.

Used to it……

What can I do if I am not used to it?

"I'll say it again, no matter how many people there are in the cultivation world, they don't need to register with the state!" Zhankong walked around in his office, his tone full of impatience, "Yes, that's right, the poor monk was absent from work for seven days! Brother poor monk almost Reincarnation, poor monk, go back to Dixiu Temple to see what's wrong?"

The staff outside whispered.

"Master Zhanyuan, didn't you immediately become a Buddha a few years ago? Why did you come back?"

"I probably didn't figure it out, so I picked up the butcher knife again!"

This joke was too cold, everyone shivered and continued to clatter on the keyboard or pull the phone line.

Master Zhankong jumped violently: "Yes, the Sa family has long since given up on issuing fines. It just so happens that the senior brother is back. If you have any opinions, tell him next time!"

With a snap, he hung up the phone.

Then he dialed another number angrily and yelled, "Yu Kun, get the hell out of here!"

"Hey, Zhankong." Yu Kun's voice echoed in the office through the microphone strangely, "Tsk tsk, back then, you didn't even pass the fourth level of the exam, and now you have issued a fine to the country. Brother, don’t worry about work. Don’t be a monk for three days..."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, what did you tell my senior brother yesterday?" Zhan Kong was full of anger, although his senior brother had exhausted too much energy and the Buddha's light was gone, but the realm was still there, and given time, he would become a Buddha in the world It is also possible.How could it be that after listening to the phone call from Yu Kun, he was in a daze for more than half an hour, and then he vomited blood and became unconscious?

"Did I not say anything?" Yu Kun groaned.

"Didn't say anything, my brother would fall down after reciting 'the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, there is nowhere to go'?"

"Uh...cough cough!"

Yu Kun decided to die as a fellow daoist, so he sold Du Heng and Shen Dong directly, "Du Heng used his life-saving grace to make Master Zhan Yuan agree that all the fines between him and Shen Dong will be settled after returning to the human world." Zhanyuan is responsible."

Zhan Kong was suspicious; "That's it?"

"That's it, why don't you go and see Du Heng's ticket record?" Yu Kun cut off the phone neatly. Thinking it was not safe enough, he directly pulled out the main component of the mobile phone in the cultivation world - the Lingshi electric board, and plugged it in. Put it in your pocket, hoo.

The world is quiet.

In the late spring of April, the mountains are full of rhododendrons, the trees are lush, and the wind carries a refreshing fragrance.

It's still good in the world, nothing will happen.

Shen Dong was bored and leaned on the chair to play mobile games. After four years of absence, he released many interesting games.

"Are you not in a hurry?" Yu Kun stretched out his head to look at Du Heng who was lying still.

Tsk tsk, I have never seen Du Heng in such a miserable situation. He was almost out of breath, and his arms were lying on his sides. According to the professional judgment of the cultivation world, this is a serious injury to his vital energy. He will recover in a short while. But come here, I don't know how many days I will lie down.

No wonder, after all, he swung his sword to chop Jianmu.

In other words, why is there nothing wrong with this sword.

correct!At that time, Du Heng's mana was all poured into the sword, so in the end the shock was felt, and Du Heng was the one who was most seriously injured. All directions were destroyed but nothing happened. At most, the evil spirit snatched from Ying Long was used up.

"He's fine, what am I in a hurry for?"

The mobile phone in Shen Dong's hand was provided by the hospital, tsk, military recuperation level, it's just different - why don't you say that you were sent by the special forces, your identities are secrets, what you say is a secret, and all information must not be leaked , Of course the military hospital where you are temporarily staying is thoughtful of everything.

This time it was Yu Kun's turn to be surprised, he immediately stretched out his hand.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing, you're moving!" Shen Dong reacted a bit, he jumped up to dodge, but the small game spaceship he was controlling slammed into the obstacle hard, GAMEOVER.

Shen Dong angrily threw the phone aside, annoyed at his own instinct.

——His memory and consciousness are all complete.None of the swords like to be touched by non-sword repairers.

Yu Kun didn't care. He grabbed the phone and studied it. He didn't know if the Mo family had transformed Ai Crazy 7 after four years away from the world. Then he said casually: "You are a sword, you don't have a fever, and of course you don't understand Shennong. Gu's eating skills, how do you know that Du Heng is fine?"

"Nonsense, if Du Heng is not good, can I still play games here?"

Shen Dong said so, but still stretched his head to look at Du Heng.

No change, let out a sigh of relief, he turned his head decisively, and started to chase people away: "Your supermarket has not been open for about four years, why don't you hurry back to Shanhai.com, what are you doing here?"

"Uh!"

Yu Kun scratched his bald head, he really didn't dare to go back!

God knows if those sword celestial beings will harm other sects, harm Shanhaiyigou... He can't wait for the world to evaporate, anyway, it's fine to stay here and let Zhanyuan worry alone.

There is now a large group of gods from the sky in the realm of comprehension, who dares to control it?Who can control?It doesn't matter if the leaders of the comprehension world don't do it.

Whoever makes the first bird is a fool!

But soon, Yu Kun knew that he was wrong, it was a big mistake!

"Mr. Yu, a group of people outside said they came to see you..."

Yu Kun muttered in bewilderment, could it be that Master Zhankong just came to him because of his anger?By the way, Zhan Kong and Du Heng didn't see eye to eye in the first place, and Zheng Changhou still fanned the flames among them.

He leisurely followed the nurse out, thinking of N kinds of evasion words in his mind, and it turned out!

"You, how did you find this place?"

Fatty Yu's expression was horrified, and he wanted to run away.

One, two...a total of eight, all of them are Sword Immortals from Duantianmen, and Linghuan is carrying the master of Changchengmen on his back!

Out of hell! !How on earth did these guys find the National Military Hospital?

Qin Feng Sword Immortal didn't know, so he walked over slowly: "I used my spiritual sense to send a message, saying that I found Du Heng, and then sent Du Heng here! Hey, who are you, Patriarch Ling Huan?"

Shouldn't we go back to the East China Sea?Why did you bring the sect master here again?

Linghuan Sword Immortal said impatiently: "We have nowhere to go, I think this place is pretty good!"

"..."

Yu Kun stared straight at the wall, really wanting to slam his head into it.

My Great God Pan Gu, which eye is it that you see this very, well?

You just came all the way here, wearing this kind of clothes, ostentatiously?Although the military hospital is located in a remote place, the medical staff coming and going here are still mortals, mortals. Didn't you see this kind of surprised look?

Is it too late for him to run now?

"Where is Du Heng!"

"Shen Dong said he's fine." Yu Kun replied blankly.

All the sword fairies breathed a sigh of relief, um, if the sword said it was all right, then it must be all right!

"Haha, Taiyue, don't worry now, I told you earlier." Sword Immortal Linghuan said casually, "By the way, Yu Kun, please stay here and explain to us what is flying in the sky, and what else is there?" Where is this again?"

"..." It was too late!

three days later.

Yu Kun took a deep breath, then shook his fat body, watched several helicopters evacuate one after another, and greeted those stern-faced special soldiers familiarly: "Thank you for your hard work, haha, thank you, Feishen. Let's make room."

"..."

Can't you go?I just picked up two people with unknown origins to the military hospital, and the "family members of the patients" who came later almost demolished the hospital. Fortunately, there were not many patients here, and all the medical staff evacuated with precision instruments. Your love Just do whatever you want.

So the latest content of the ticket that Master Zhankong saw was: a special military hospital.

That amount, forget it or not.

Now this military hospital has changed beyond recognition, the ubiquitous smell of disinfectant is gone, replaced by a cloyingly sweet smell, this is the trunk of a soul-returning tree extracted by a certain sword fairy, just so carefree Throwing it up, it penetrated the three-story ceiling, and now it is dedicated to its duty as an incense.

At that time, some medical staff protested weakly, and the sword fairy said in surprise:

"Smelling this incense can bring people who have just died back to life. It's given to you for free. Do you still dislike it?"

I'll go, who wants this kind of decoration?It is to bring the dead back to life without curing all diseases. The place where this thing can really work is on the operating table!In order to prevent the patient from dying before the operation is completed due to hemorrhage or failure of other organs.

Well, bear with it.

Medical staff with several years of experience, good professional ethics, and military ranks decided to endure in silence. I heard that these are gods, the immortals in ancient Chinese legends, the kind who can ride clouds and fog, so we must respect and respect—respect the individual hair!Immortals are not only illiterate and illiterate, but also poor in common sense. They have never seen a faucet. When they saw the water, they ran over to look strangely. Then they turned on the faucet and the result was that the whole pipe was pulled out =皮=

A poor group of special soldiers diverted to work as plumbing repairmen and turned off the main valve.

Then another sword fairy was interested in fluorescent lamps, suspended in the hall, and looked closely at the rows of lamps.The crowd couldn't bear to turn off the lights, and the sword fairy just floated in place, patiently waiting for the lights to turn on.

Then... everyone had to feel in the dark.

On the second day after Luochi Sword Immortal came here, he couldn't help but climbed to the top of the elevator and sat there, curiously following the thing up and down, but everyone pressed the elevator to go to the fourth floor, but the elevator didn't move.Even though there was no one in the elevator, the overload indicator kept calling the police.The young nurses were so frightened that they kept trembling and kept saying that the elevator was full of ghosts.

Others, such as the disappearance of large doses of drugs that would kill people, all the knives in the surgical equipment room were broken, and the mannequins were all chopped into pieces... It is impossible to describe them all.

Forget it, it's easy to ask God to send God away, but if God doesn't go, I will go.

When many people overlook the hospital from a helicopter, they have an unreal feeling-in fact, they have had a nightmare!In fact, this place is about to be demolished, so they will move out!

"I can't live through this day!" Shen Dong glanced at the helicopter outside which the sky had turned into black spots.

Now there is no water and electricity in this hospital, and there is nothing left, so he can't complain, what a pity!To be honest, if he saw this group of guys ruining things so much, he would absolutely want to smash a missile.

Wait, can Sword Immortal's sword split missiles?

Shen Dong thought about the hardness of Jianmu and the horror of Zixiao Shenlei, and then lay down on the bed weakly.

It's possible!

"As I said earlier, the sword immortals of your school all have their brains on the sword... I muttered to Qinghongjian in Yachongtian, 'You don't want to die', and Qinghong flew over immediately, What a sense of crisis and a sense of responsibility! Where's Ling Huan Sword Immortal?" Shen Dong snorted, and poked Du Heng's face coldly.

If a person lies on the bed with his eyes closed and does not move, the familiar eyebrows and eyes will become a little strange.

What's more, in Shen Dong's past memories, what he is most familiar with Du Heng is not his looks at all, but his hands.

The recovery ability of the cultivator is really amazing, no matter how much he didn't move, in just ten days, the arm no longer looks weird and twisted, the sun shines in from the hole that doesn't exist in the window frame, and the fingertips are stained by the reflection. Pale golden, with long and slender fingers, half draped on the quilt limply.

Shen Dong was just looking casually at first, but his body inexplicably became more and more stiff, and finally his expression also became weird.

He remembered that this hand not only held the sword, but also—

Embarrassing, such an embarrassing thing can never be said in a lifetime! !Well, just like when he and Du Heng's spiritual consciousness was attached to those two snakes, what were the two negative and dangerous doing at that time, we must not let the third... Hey, the fifth person knows...

When Du Heng woke up, he immediately went to cut off the second son and the danger!

Suddenly, Linghuan Sword Immortal roared from upstairs: "Who is unleashing murderous aura!!"

Shen Dong was startled back to his senses, and quickly pretended nothing had happened, unexpectedly, his hands tightened.

He looked down in astonishment, and found that Du Heng's dangling hand was holding onto him.

"Du Heng? You're awake... Let me tell you, we can't stay here, let's go quickly, huh?"

Shen Dong looked at his finger in doubt, there was a circle of light red marks there, and it became hot and hot for no reason.Is this red line a fake and shoddy product?Linghuan Sword Immortal is also too stingy, and everything he gives will cause problems.

Before Shen Dong could react, his shoulder was slammed, and he fell on his back on the bed, his head hitting the wall tragically.

"Hey, it hurts..." Before Shen Dong got up, he heard a scoff, and the clothes on his body were ruined.

No, not quite right.

Shen Dong was stunned, and thought of something belatedly.

The sword cultivator seemed to have an instinct, feeling the murderous aura attacking his body, even if he was unconscious, he would rely on this strength to stand up staggeringly.It is said that a certain sword cultivator got drunk and slept in the dark, just in time for the attack, he jumped up on the spot and killed everyone before anyone came to save him, and then he woke up the next day and asked people dumbfounded, what happened to him? Sleep among corpses.

But, the long-winded old man never said what would happen if the sword repairer was awakened by the murderous aura of his own sword!