Retire from the human world

"Crack!" The bedpost was cut in two from the break, and smashed into the wall.

The light tube exploded, and the fragments fell to the ground, and some fell on the bed cover.Shen Dong was terrified, the room had been smashed into a mess by the sword energy he inadvertently radiated while struggling, even the bedside table was neatly broken into several pieces, the incision was smooth and even, without any burrs.

——This sword is really sharp, isn't it.

But no matter how fierce the sword's edge is, no matter how powerful the sword energy is, it's useless!

Just like when Shen Dong didn't respond to Du Heng's cyan glow when he used his moves, even though Shen Dong has pierced a few big holes in the ceiling now, Du Heng who is closest to Shen Dong still doesn't notice it.Those fierce sword qi passed directly from Du Heng's body, without even cutting off a strand of his hair.

The sword meets his own sword repairer, simply!There is no chance!

Shen Dong gritted his teeth and realized that no matter how strong he was, he bent the stainless steel bedpost, but he failed to get up and push Du Heng away.The single shirt on his body, only half of the sleeves were barely hanging on his arms, and the shoes had been thrown out of the window. The key reason why Shen Dong struggled so hard and was so annoyed was of course that he didn't keep all the clothes.

"Du Heng!!"

Shen Dong really panicked this time. Cultivators do have dual cultivations that are actually related, but I have never heard of a sword cultivator being able to fight with his own sword... Okay!It’s all about double cultivation, at least you have to be sane!Desires are also demons, the mind is not guarded, and the sinking is endless. This is a big taboo for practitioners. Dual cultivation is dual cultivation, and physical desire is physical desire. There is no good thing in this world that can make the body and mind carefree and improve the cultivation base.

Shen Dong was angry about it, he might as well continue to make a sword, damn the Nine Tribulations, damn Beiman Mountain...

In a flash, the half of the sleeve hanging on his left arm was forcibly torn off.

Du Heng's consciousness was not clear, and he didn't even open his eyes. The hand that was grabbing Shen Dong's right shoulder was changed to wrap around the back of the shoulder, and his knee was pressed on Shen Dong's calf. After a while, his body bent down, and Shen Dong was so strangled that he couldn't move, he even struggled to breathe, and had to bite the bullet and endure a certain hand hanging on his back.

Palm prints, fingers, and this touch...

——Bastard, why is he so familiar with this hand? !

A strange feeling ran up his spine, and Shen Dong couldn't help trembling slightly. The most terrible thing was that this was actually a normal reaction.If you stroke the sword slowly with your hand, even the slightly psychic sword will vibrate softly.

Shen Dong felt that he was very unlucky, and next to this sudden strange feeling, he thought angrily, since his clothes were gone anyway, he could simply turn back into a sword, and it didn't matter how tightly Du Heng hugged him.

But he had a very good idea, but he couldn't realize it. A small piece of the edge of the bed was smashed and collapsed.

This is impossible!

Shen Dong was stunned. All weapon spirits can change between their original appearance and human form at will. Just look at the mountain axe. If the weapon can't change back on the battlefield, how can this weapon be used?

Cold sweat broke out all at once, Shen Dong desperately ignored Du Heng's hand, the clear and shallow breathing that was so close at hand, and the strange feeling of abnormality. onto the little finger of the right hand.

The trace of the red line became very obvious, and the whole finger was hot.

Could it be this stuff? (You think too much, this is a red line not an aphrodisiac)

At this moment, the door was suddenly heard knocking down.

"Who's throwing shoes down...uh!"

In the smoke and dust, Taiyue Sword Immortal stepped on the door panel dumbfounded. The three walls in front of him were full of holes, and there were several vertical and horizontal cracks on the ceiling. The furniture fell to the ground in scattered pieces like sliced ​​cakes, and half of the bed collapsed. , the quilt and light tube fragments slid to the floor, only half of the pillow was left, and the feathers were floating everywhere.Du Heng was wearing clothes, but Shen Dong, who was firmly suppressed by him, had bare hands and calves exposed, and there were obvious pieces of cloth beside him.

Taiyue Sword Immortal took a step back dumbfounded: asked stiffly:

"...you, what are you doing?"

"..."

Shen Dong was indignant, he also wanted to know!

Taiyue Sword Immortal swayed twice in place, and pulled his white beard blankly. In terms of the relationship between sword and sword cultivator, if the sword transforms into form, Taoist companions are also possible. Taiyue Sword Immortal will be in a mess for three or four days. Ling Huan The Sword Immortal passed away after his feet went limp and sat down. The Sword Immortals are understandable, and they will not faint like the immortals of the Chengtian Sect.But the problem is, even for the gods, the relationship is a Taoist couple, which doesn't mean they will... do this!

Taiyue Sword Immortal turned his head in a daze.

"Boom!"

Taiyue smashed his head on the wall, leaving a human-shaped pothole, and stumbled away.

"... um... hello!"

Shen Dong was so crushed by Du Heng that he couldn't move at all, and he couldn't even speak out the breath he was holding.At this moment, I couldn't laugh or cry even more, this long-winded old man, why didn't he make a sound when it was time for him to talk nonsense!Even if you come up to help!Your apprentice is very abnormal now, do you know something went wrong?

Taiyue Sword Immortal just walked straight without turning a corner, smashed through four or five rooms in a row, and finally penetrated the outer wall of the hospital, so his feet were empty, and he fell into the flower bed below from the fourth floor.

"..."

Forget it, counting on Taiyue Sword Immortal is better than counting on his sword.

But calling for help with divine sense... This, this is too embarrassing!Besides, except for Du Heng, there is probably no sword fairy who hangs his sword outside all day, all of them are in the heart of Zhi Haimei, and he can't shout if he wants to.

Du Heng was originally motivated by murderous aura, God knows what will happen if there are a few more swords!

Shen Dong had no choice but to pretend that he didn't exist.

This is still very effective, except that the hands are tightened, the original powerful suppression has gradually relaxed, and finally returned to the comatose appearance these days, and there is no more movement.

Shen Dong was dumbfounded.

What's happening here?Other sword cultivators were motivated by murderous aura, at most they would jump up and start killing, but Du Heng would just tear his clothes off?Could it be that his clothes are not pleasing to the eye?Well, as long as the hospital is not demolished, everything will be fine.

It was quite cold on the floor, Shen Dong could only sadly be pressed by Du Heng as a cushion.Before he could come up with a solution, he suddenly heard a loud noise upstairs, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw countless bricks and concrete falling down in pieces, as well as half a broken chair, a picture frame with missing corners, glass shards...

Well!Taiyue Sword Immortal seems to be still lying in the flower bed below!

Shen Dong didn't have time to come back to his senses, when he heard Sword Immortal Linghuan shout:

"Master, you... help!"

There was another loud bang, and it felt like the roof had collapsed.

Shen Dong looked at the window in horror, because the whole room was leaning forward.Let me go, those sword fairies must have broken the load-bearing wall!Shen Dong grabbed the bed sheet in fear, watched helplessly as all the messy things in the room slid down the slope, and finally even he and Du Heng suffered.

Fortunately, the broken bed was big enough, and the whole thing got stuck in the window, so they didn't fall out, just: "Boom!"

Damn, hit his head again, how unlucky is his head today?

Shen Dong struggled dazedly to grab something, but didn't notice Du Heng's closed eyes moved slightly, the eyelashes seemed to be about to open, and when he was hovering on the edge of clear and blurred consciousness, he was unfortunately smashed.

"Well……"

After such a toss, if you don't wake up, it will be over.

Du Heng frowned, and subconsciously touched the bumped forehead.

He had just had a nightmare. The consciousness floating in the endless darkness seemed to have been poured with cold water (murderous aura). This familiar aura made Du Heng immediately think of the most important thing before he fainted. Fly, he must get it back!

As soon as he stretched out his hand to grab it, that's right, it was Shen Dong.

Consciousness was about to sink back with peace of mind, but Du Heng was in a daze when his fingers were hot. He couldn't wait to confirm that Shen Dong was really by his side, but in the end...dizzy and suddenly annoyed, the sword seemed to be wrapped in a layer of unknown cloth, It's separated...it's okay, so tear it up quickly.

——It feels warm under the fingers, not the coldness of the blade.

What happened to sleeping with the sword in your arms?What happened when you were half asleep and half awake, touched it a few times, and then fell into a deep sleep?It's normal, Du Heng thinks so too, but he feels something is wrong, what's wrong?The drowsy consciousness really couldn't remember.

Being hit hard at this moment, Du Heng regained consciousness.

When he opened his eyes, he saw the bare shoulders and neck, and the place where his hands were strangled was Shen Dong's waist and shoulders. He raised his head slightly, just in time to see Shen Dong's dizzy, angry expression of wanting to curse.

Du Heng bowed his head again calmly and calmly, pressed his slightly thin lips, and blocked all Shen Dong's words in his mouth.

Shen Dong was dumbfounded, looking at Du Heng in surprise.

——Here, is this guy awake now, or is he losing his nerve again?

The breath blended together, and the faint spiritual energy slowly flowed in from the acupuncture points under the lips, ironing the post like a warm sun, without any gap.

"What happened?" After Du Heng let go of his hand, he looked at his body as if nothing had happened, then looked at Shen Dong with a frown, pulled the sheet and wrapped it around him.

"Uh!"

Only then did Shen Dong come to his senses, jumped up, barely crawled along the forty-degree slanted floor to the door, and said angrily, "Are you awake?"

"What?" Du Heng looked down at his hand. The arm was still a little stiff, and it hadn't fully recovered. His mana was exhausted, and his true energy was seriously depleted. Sure enough, the price of cutting Jianmu was very high.

Seeing Du Heng's indifferent expression, Shen Dong wanted to complain, and it turned out that the long-winded old man was right!If sword cultivators are motivated by murderous intent, controlled by instinct, and do things unconsciously, they don't, remember at all!

Luckily nothing really happened!

Immediately, Shen Dong's scalp went numb, and he felt uncomfortable.Oops, what messed things did he think of just now, it's all the fault of those two broken snakes, and the misleading of Taiyue Sword Immortal =皮=

"what happened to you?"

Du Heng looked puzzled at Shen Dong's flickering eyes, hesitating.

"No, it's nothing!" Shen Dong reacted reflexively, and thought inexplicably that they had troubled those two broken snakes before, it was a certain big bathing place, that's right, the location chosen for the ambush was very unlucky , watched a passionate scene on the spot.Speaking of which, the relationship between the two negative and the dangerous seems to be good, maybe that kind of thing can also be tried?

Shen Dong thumped his forehead suddenly.

Yes, it must have been with the Sword Immortal of Duantianmen for too long, something is wrong with him!

Shen Dong coughed dryly in embarrassment, looked at the sloping ceiling, pretending that nothing happened: "When you wake up, you saw no ruins, your luck is not the worst!" The building was only half down.

Even Du Heng couldn't help but twitch his expression: "Where is this place? What did they do?"

"...you don't want to know."

Without saying a word, Du Heng grabbed Shen Dong and flew out of the window.

Outside, the azaleas are blooming all over the mountain, and the spring is in full bloom. Standing on the top of the hospital platform, one-third of the main building of this building has collapsed. Only the left and right auxiliary buildings are still intact. There is no one around, only Such a half-ruin stands in the setting sun.It's good that there are no mortals watching, and it's not next to the road.

The flower beds in front of the hospital have been buried with broken bricks, and the road has been broken.

"Where's Yu Kun?" Du Heng began to feel a headache.

"Let's run away!" Shen Dong said firmly, "I've already guessed that he would slip away after the medical staff."

"..."

This is the military's internal hospital, of course there is no signboard hanging out, but at the doorway where several paulownia trees with dense branches and leaves are planted, a signboard with the bark peeled off crookedly hangs there, very conspicuous.

Du Heng flew down and brushed away the leaves above with one hand.

Eight characters, penetrating three points, Yu Kun's handwriting.

"There is a sword fairy inside, so don't enter."

"Pfft..." Shen Dong turned his head and sprayed.

Du Heng's face was pale, and he took a deep breath after a while. Before he had time to say anything, he saw several sword fairies flying out of the disconnected building in a panic.

Then there was the Changcheng Sect Master who leaned on the wall and barely walked to the balcony (broken platform?).

His long jet black hair stuck to his pale cheeks. While sweating, he stared at the immortals coldly. His phoenix eyes became sharper and more energetic, but the pupils turned golden strangely. He looked down at Shen Dong and Du Heng. , asked blankly: "Who are you?"