Retire from the human world

Well-behaved people, of course, cannot grow tails.

No matter how powerful the consciousness is, the impact is limited after all. For example, the color of the eyes has changed, but they have not turned into vertical pupils.That's why Chang Cheng was shocked when he first saw his own shadow in the glass.

The appearance of the ancient gods is different from ordinary people. In other words, if Ji Meng finds that his head has turned into a human head without horns, he will never admit that this body is his, no matter how similar the appearance looks to it .The memory of the master of Changcheng Sect is stuck at the time when he was seriously injured by Yinglong and fell into the pool of reincarnation - what conclusion can this kind of inertial thinking draw?In addition to reincarnation, of course it is seizing the house.

The prehistoric ancient gods were born in the disordered period of heaven and earth. They ignored human beings and would not care about the lives of all creatures in the world. They are used to killing, and fights broke out from time to time. Gonggong, the god of water, and Zhurong, the god of fire, are enemies, and the other gods can't get better. How many, in ancient times, because of dissatisfaction with the sacrifices, there were many gods who brought disasters. Gonggong once caused floods on the earth for decades.

There is also the story of Gun going to the sky to steal the interest of the land to control the water, provoking the wrath of the Emperor of Heaven, and killing Gun.

Yinglong's self-esteem is very high, arrogant and arrogant. Although he has the faults of being flattered by the gods thousands of years later, he is still an ancient god, and his nature is like this.Even Empress Nuwa didn't attract the three monsters of Xuanyuan Tomb and bring disaster to Yin and Shang just because King Zhou of Yin and Shang wrote a few lines of crooked poems in her temple, even though the ensuing tragic battle of the gods in the Three Realms might have been beyond the reach of Nuwa. Unexpectedly, whenever there is a change of dynasty, nine households in the lower realm will be empty, with bones exposed in the wild and no roosters crowing.

This is still the Empress Nuwa who created humans, and even so, what else can other ancient gods expect?

Of course, all gods also have strange or good tempers.

It's like the second brother who also doesn't take mortals seriously, but because he is too lazy, he never does harm to the mortal world. His great achievement is that he couldn't help but ran to kill the lord one day.This guy is a typical example of not saying anything at ordinary times, and when there is a disturbance, big things happen. His glorious resume almost shocked the entire 33rd world.

There is also Ji Meng, whose hobby is to wander around the mortal world. It rains and thunders everywhere, so the place where he lives is in the first heaven, which is convenient for entering and exiting. God King Fuxi specially arranged this way, so as not to let it affect him. Other gods... later?Later, when immortals couldn't understand, Ji Meng could only sleep at home.

And Yingmu Mountain Changcheng God is the Nine Virtues of Heaven, and usually has a good temper.Virtue is one of the few things that can't be obtained by praying to the gods. Even ordinary people don't worship the ancient gods, and they don't have the bad habit of being irritable.So Chang Cheng didn't want to kill when he woke up, but wanted to know where he was. He was just angry and displeased, and his contemptuous tone made Sword Immortal Ling Huan hurt internally!Judging from the average cultivation of the ancient gods, it is rare, and the sword fairy of Duantianmen is already very lucky...

But the problem is that the stubborn personality of the head of the Changcheng Sect was also brought about in his previous life.

Once reincarnated, that nature is always saying one thing and doing things arbitrarily.What's more, now is the time when the previous life was still the ancient god, it is simply a disaster.Even though all the sword celestial beings were sweating from the explanation, the master of Changcheng sect just didn't believe it. He insisted that the body was not his, and he was very dissatisfied with the scattered and cumbersome clothes on his body. The ancient gods would not wear such things.

But is it possible?

Ling Huan pressed someone's neck with a sword, but the threatened person didn't care. Even though Chang Cheng was seriously injured, he still had a lot of strength, and most of his clothes were torn by himself.A group of sword immortals couldn't bear to see it, so they could only fly over, laying hands on and grabbing feet.After a lot of tossing, he was finally knocked out from behind by Linghuan again because the chief of Changcheng sect was too seriously injured to hold on for too long.

"call."

Taiyue Sword Immortal sat down on the ground, holding his head in distress.

"How could this be?" The immortals looked at each other, at a loss.

Just when Shen Dong was about to slip away with a guilty conscience, Ling Huan suddenly shouted:

"Is it the soul-returning incense? Bringing the dead back to life?"

"Huh?" Huihunxiang has this kind of saying of awakening the memory of the past life?

Regardless of whether the reason was absurd or not, the sword fairy who "decorated" the trunk of the returning soul into the hospital was immediately glared at by everyone.

"This... I don't know about this either." The sword fairy was terrified.

"Stop! It's useless to say anything now!" Sword Immortal Linghuan sat down on the ground panting, Qinghong Sword was dropped to the side, looking at the master of Changcheng Sect who was lying on the ground motionless, Linghuan's face was full "The sect master's injury hasn't healed yet, we can stop him, but what if he..." One day he doesn't want this body anymore, wants to get rid of his consciousness, what should he do if he commits suicide?

"We take turns to take care of it!" All the sword fairies suddenly became cold and said together.

Qin Feng Jianxian asked cautiously, "The sect master is far stronger than us, one...isn't enough!"

This is an extraordinary period, Changchengmen is mainly annoyed by them, what should I do if I cut them off?

"It doesn't matter!" Sword Immortal Linghuan waved his hand, and said carelessly, "The sect master's injury can't be cured after thousands of years, and the aura in the world is poor, so there is no need to worry!"

"..."

Shen Dong looked at the sky silently, saying that this logic of bullying the injured is really all right?

Well, what Sword Immortal Linghuan said is also true, it would be bad if the head of Changcheng Sect regains his strength, there is no second Yinglong here to be his opponent.

As time goes by, there is always a solution,

Maybe they fight all day long, and they will have feelings for sword immortals like Duantianmen!Shen Dong thought very irresponsibly, amnesia, what are you afraid of, just forget it and cultivate it, it doesn't have to be retrieved.

——Wait, there should still be a long way to go before everyone can convince the head of the Changcheng Sect to get used to wearing clothes.

Shen Dong sneakily pulled Du Heng:

"clothing!"

"Huh?" Du Heng was still worried about the matter of the head of Changcheng sect, so he couldn't react for a while.

Shen Dong was annoyed, and shook the sheet wrapped around his body: "Are you going to let me go out like this?"

Du Heng was taken aback.

"Hey, don't tell me, you still plan to stay here! Even Yu Kun ran away!" Shen Dong spread his hands, Duan Tianmen was originally a big trouble, and now a long-term sect master can surpass all sword immortals combined. more trouble!The average common sense of the sword fairies stays at best in the Song Dynasty, but what about the sect master?

The sword immortals are ascended from the world, at least they know that they need money to buy things, but they don't know how to use RMB.What would the ancient gods do?They only know how to take things when they see them, and it is the duty of mortals to sacrifice to the gods.The gods of ancient times, the level of education... sect master, can you write oracle bone inscriptions?

"You're right!" Du Heng nodded solemnly, and then said, "But leaving them here is not an option."

It doesn't take much, in half a month, the hospital will definitely be completely turned into ruins, and in another month, there will be a big hole in the same place.

Shen Dong actually wanted to roll his eyes - so what's the matter with him and Du Heng, the sword immortals love to live in the ruins, so let them live there.But after thinking about it, for the gods, the human world... no, the earth is only so big, and it is not good to destroy the ecology!It would be great if Hun Dan could throw this group of sword fairies into the Netherworld!

"Shanhai.com doesn't have any fairy wine?" Shen Dong began to think about it, "Let's order some legendary wine that can be drunk for a thousand days. If they get drunk, the world will be peaceful."

"Yes, yes."

Du Heng's expression was extremely strange: "Ordinary people may sleep for three years after drinking it, but gods...it's hard to say."

"Forget it then!" Shen Dong immediately shook his head, it's peace of mind if he's drunk, but if he's half drunk and becomes drunk, everyone can welcome the end of the world again.

Du Heng pondered for a while: "One person counts the disadvantages, and three people count the strengths. Let the whole cultivation world work together to find a solution, and it will always be solved!"

Shen Dong squinted, saying that it is your teacher's school.

Du Heng calmly began to look for clothes in the mustard storage magic weapon. Fortunately, there is this thing, otherwise, the gods themselves would be burnt if they passed through the boundary-breaking passage, let alone their belongings.There are not many things in Du Heng's magic weapon of storage, but it is a bit messy, such as mobile phones.The clothes were pressed at the bottom, and after searching for a long time with spiritual consciousness, they found two sets and threw one to Shen Dong.

He didn't shy away from it either, and as soon as he stood in the deep shade of the tree, he began to take off the unusually complicated clothes of the toga and long sleeves.

Shen Dong wanted to take a few more glances, but the gods used spells to change their clothes, and in the blink of an eye, Du Heng had straightened out his hair and stuffed it into his coat in the old habit.

It's boring.

Shen Dong listlessly started to put on his clothes.

He flipped through it twice, then suddenly raised his head: "Hey, why did you give me a coat and trousers, and let me wear them naked! Shorts!"

Du Heng paused, and said lightly, "I didn't bring that thing."

"This..." Shen Dong was about to go crazy, "I don't believe it, don't you wear it too?!"

Du Heng replied without changing his face: "It was changed with the fairy robe worn inside." The reason why the outer robe had to be changed was because it was stained with blood and was badly torn.

"..." Shen Dong looked at the bed sheet dumbfounded, could this thing be turned into shorts?

The soul is light, the pot is broken, anyway, I have never heard that a sword needs to wear clothes!

Shen Dong comforted himself like this, he picked up his pants and put them on.

Halfway through wearing it, he felt something was wrong, raised his eyes and asked, "What are you looking at?"

Du Heng was expressionless: "It's nothing, I've seen everything on you."

"..." Pay attention to the modifier Hey!As a "sword", you have seen it everywhere!After the transformation, you just glanced at it casually (that's not seen...)!

Shen Dong became irritable, pulled off the bed sheet and got into the rhododendron bushes.

A few minutes later, Shen Dong casually stretched out his hands and feet, and after the sword transformation, he was about the same size as a sword cultivator, which was good, at least the clothes fit well and could be shared.

"Go quickly!"

The moon is high and the wind is dark, if you don't slip away at this time, you are a fool!

This mountain is not big, but it is very remote. In fact, it is not too difficult to find the road in modern times. As long as you fly along the road and choose the wider one when you encounter a fork, you can probably lead to the city.Once you get on the highway, it's even easier. There will be signs on the highway every other section, and the directions and distances are clearly marked.

As long as you find the city, there will be the Beidou Shenzhou Express to guide you in the realm of comprehension.

After a lot of tossing, Shen Dong finally returned to the provincial capital at dawn.

After four years of changes, the city streets are no longer overpasses, but several light rail trains, plus intricate viaducts, which make people dizzy, the buildings are much higher, and there are many buildings between the buildings. connected channel.Directly on a certain floor inside the high-rise building, you can cross the street to reach another building across the road, which makes the sky above the city dense and coherent like a spider web.

"Uh……"

Shen Dong scratched his head and glanced at the side of the road. Except for people driving and biking, there were almost no pedestrians on the side of the street.

Is the air pollution too serious?Everyone waits for the sun to come out and the fog to clear before going out?

Makes sense, look at this one or two, cyclists are wearing helmets that only motorcycles used to have, and passers-by are whispering.

"You country bumpkin... It's a pity, both of them are pretty good-looking."

"Yeah, I don't know how to wear a mask and helmet when I go to the city center..."

I'm really sorry, Shen Dong complained silently, a sword should not cause lung cancer, it can save money for masks.

There seems to be something wrong with the cars on the road there. There is something like a fluorescent screen on the front window of all the vehicles. It looks inconspicuous. When you reach the red light at the intersection, numbers start to appear. Stop, there is no way to see the countdown of the traffic lights, and the driver who sees the digital indicator starts to slow down from a distance.

There is no sound of the horn, and there is no sound of sudden braking. There is also a small strange-looking reflector on the roof. I don’t know what it is for. It’s a bit like a solar panel.

Shen Dong moved his eyes away with difficulty, he had a bad premonition:

"You said, I...do I have to go to the fourth level?"

It's only four years, that's an exaggeration. If it's 40 years, will he have to learn to fly a spaceship when he comes back?

——Calm down, it's not a mech.