Retire from the human world

Shen Dong's restless heart finally calmed down a little along the way.

The road didn't change, the cars couldn't fly, and the sidewalk didn't automatically roll forward like an elevator when you stepped on it. He thought too badly.It should be said that all the huge changes are caused by the depletion of resources, just like the cars driving on the street burned fuel oil ten years ago, and some buses and taxis began to use natural gas five years ago, and now they use solar energy to replace a small part of the consumption. The slogan is energy Saving is saving, reducing pollution emissions.

The land is tight, and the road cannot be widened, so naturally it can only develop into the air.

As for the traffic light instructions on each car-pro, do you think it is the development of technology?It’s just that the strict level of driving regulations and traffic rules has been upgraded again. You can install one in your car, which is called urban road positioning and pointing. In fact, you dare not speed, and you can’t escape in a car accident. You also have to tear off the screen first to escape by car, just like the first thing to do when stealing a mobile phone is to remove the power board.But a mobile phone is so big, can you carry a car in your pocket?A car without a sign board is more conspicuous than a car without a license plate. It is clear that "I have a problem", let the traffic police stop it.

The fastest improvement of human civilization will always be military weapons (satellites that can detect energy bursts), the fastest change will always be public management, and the most compromised thing will always be the shortage of resources.

Something else, not like that.

There are pancakes and fruits at the entrance of the community, newsstands and iron houses, and most old residential buildings still have to climb stairs.Cats and dogs dangled in front of the flower beds, battery cars ran all over the street, and a big tear-off was written on the broken buildings.

"Uh!"

Shen Dong stopped a little dumbfounded. ,

He didn't come back for four years, and he wasn't surprised that the dilapidated residential area he rented was demolished, but most of the area was razed to the ground, but the bulldozers and excavators were nowhere to be seen. There were still a few buildings standing alone, which was a bit Spooky smell.

"Hey buddy, want to go on an adventure in a ghost building?"

A few young people who looked like students bought pancakes and wobbled over.

Their hair was messed up and they smelled of cigarettes. It was obvious that they had come out of the Internet cafe across the road all night.This place seems to be going for commercial development, all the roadsides have been demolished, there are broken bricks and tiles everywhere, and there is mud.Several scavengers picked and picked among the ruins, but no one was willing to approach the looming buildings in the mist.

Although Shen Dong's appearance wasn't bad, he really didn't feel stable and reliable. As the old saying goes, he was a bit sloppy, and he liked to squint at people, much like the young people wandering around technical schools or Internet cafes in provincial capitals, so those who struck up a conversation immediately came.

"The legend of the ghost building in the provincial capital has even been on TV. Which school is it? Are you betting with someone that you will come here tonight!" A young man with dark circles winked and smiled, and he was about to reach out to take a picture. Shen Dong's shoulder was avoided by Shen Dong, but he was not annoyed.He yawned and said, "Don't worry, although the ghost building is worthy of its name, those ghosts are quite homely. Don't listen to those people's threats, no one is unlucky to die in a ghost building!"

He still wanted to say something, but when he turned his eyes, he saw Du Heng not far away, and stopped suddenly.

Looking at Shen Dong with some doubts, he didn't understand the relationship between these two people.

Shen Dong looked at that although he was young, Du Heng was like a successful person who went to and from a five-star hotel. He could always wear very ordinary clothes with an effect that no famous brand would have. The ones are still the ones from four or five years ago.

Maybe rich people have such weird tempers, just like in the seasonal new product exhibition that year, a famous foreign bag looks like a red and blue striped canvas bag that is common in Chinese train stations during the Spring Festival travel?

It's better not to mess with such people, a few hooligans are a little vigilant, they are indeed bad boys, love to fight and make trouble, but those who often mess with the society know that some things and some people symbolize "trouble".

what a truth...

"Well, I used to live here... a friend of mine lived here before, and he hasn't come here for four or five years. This place has been demolished?" Shen Dong racked his brains to find an excuse, "Why is there another ghost building?"

These young people who were biting the pancakes didn't want to talk to them any more, they just said "Haunted", and walked away.

Shen Dong hesitated for a while, but finally decided to run to the opposite newsstand to ask about the situation.

The newsstand owner was still the same one from before, sorting out the morning newspaper impatiently, and casually said: "Don't listen to those young people bluffing, what the hell is it? Hey, brother, you look familiar."

Of course I'm familiar, I used to come to buy newspapers every day to find job information.

Shen Dong mumbled a few words and ran away quickly.

Thanks to the increasing smog in the city, at least turning a corner and touching the ruins will not attract attention.Shen Dong easily stepped over the concrete rubble, kicked open a broken thermos bottle shell, and asked Du Heng without looking back: "Tell me, what's going on here?"

"It can't be demolished." Du Heng said lightly, "Even if the whole building is knocked down, the room on the sixth floor will still stay where it is."

"..." The hanging tower in the air is probably terrifying to death!

Sure enough, the world of comprehension is the biggest problem. Without the foundation, without the five floors below and the neighbors next door, the sixth floor can still exist tenaciously!

"But that kind of situation shouldn't happen." Without touching the ground, Du Heng easily walked along the uneven ruined bricks and tiles, approaching the buildings in the smog.

"You mean?"

"National special departments are not free to eat..."

Shen Dong felt that he must have black lines all over his face: "That's really hard work for them."

He thought of the landlord, how is the landlord?No, before demolishing the house, the landlord must have found out that the house cannot be entered.It must have been reported to the police, saying that the tenant absconded and could not enter the door.

Then, no one could open the door or knock on the windows!The resident next door will definitely not agree to smashing the wall... But even if you smash it, you can't get in... The situation has become serious, and the police station must investigate the situation, so! !

Shen Dong thought silently, he must be either a "dangerous fugitive" or a "missing person".

The familiar old building had already appeared in front of his eyes, the first floor was almost buried by the mess, Shen Dong directly climbed into the second floor from the corridor window.After a rough look, only a few buildings nearby have not been demolished, but only this one is dangerous, half of the walls are gone, and it looks a little crumbling.

The handrails of the stairs are gone, the steps of the stairs are incomplete, and there are one or two big holes from time to time. If you don't pay attention, you will definitely slip and fall.There was an air leak in the wall, and all the furniture piled up in the corridor fell out. When I got to the sixth floor, I suddenly found that the neighbors had demolished only a few steel bars and load-bearing walls, the floor was gone, and a few pieces of wallpaper were half-rolled. There was a rattling sound in the wind.

Shen Dong couldn't help but touch his forehead, the miserable state of the ruins was not as good as the hospital where Duan Tianmen Sword Immortal lived.

"The key..." Shen Dong was powerless to read.

The world of comprehension is such a magical, ready-made advertisement!Please look for the decoration of XX Dongfu, the quality is guaranteed, even if you ascend, as long as it is decorated for you, the government will not be able to dismantle it, and you are guaranteed to see a complete house when you come back, and even the chain eyes have not been damaged!

Du Heng searched for a long time without saying a word, and finally found the key from the magic weapon stored in mustard seeds.

Just after inserting it into the keyhole, a black figure suddenly appeared from the door panel.

Shen Dong was startled and almost kicked him.

The black shadow jumped out quickly, a small ball, fluffy like a ball, but the shadow cast on the wall was extremely huge and hideous.

"Pomegranate~"

——If you can’t feed your pet responsibly, please choose Tengu. Even if you accidentally ascend, it won’t starve to death.When you come back, it is still guarding the house for you with all its heart and soul.

Shen Dong squatted down guiltily and picked up the little civet cat.

The hair is messy and knotted, which is why it looks like a ball of fried hair at first glance.Just like that, it doesn't look big, but when you reach out and touch it, you find that it is much thinner than it was four years ago.

"Pomegranate~" Pomegranate's eyes rolled around, he tilted his head cautiously to look at Du Heng, and then quickly retracted.

The door opened, and nothing changed inside the house.

The 46-inch LCD TV was hung on the wall, and Shen Dong slid on the edge of the chair, and those potato chips and marinated snacks were placed there in good order.Everything was the same as before he left, even the water in the cup was warm.

Shen Dong kicked the door shut, leaning against the door and leaning his neck contentedly.

I am really happy where there is no Duantianmen Sword Immortal...

He tore off his coat in twos and outs, rushed into the bathroom with the civet cat in his hand, felt around the wall, and finally found the faucet, but here came the problem!No, water!

OTZ almost forgot that the two most powerful measures of Chinese-style demolition are water and power cuts.

——Don't be stupid, there are ruins around the house, how could there be water!

"...The situation of Master Zhanyuan is still unknown. According to the live report from Dixiu Temple, there has been a lot of shock in recent days that the gods who have ascended from various sects have moved back to the realm of comprehension. According to Director Ju of Shanhai. Continued growth……"

Shen Dong stretched out his head in amazement, and saw that the TV was on, and the remote control in Du Heng's hand was still there.

"Why is there electricity?" This is unscientific =皮=

Du Heng looked at him inexplicably: "The TV in the cultivation world doesn't use electricity. When did you see me charge my phone?"

"..."

Yes! !If it used electricity, the standby time would have run out of power, and Yu Kun could still get through to Du Heng's phone?The signal is transferred by spiritual power. The mobile phone draws a talisman to make a call, and the remote control draws a talisman to change the channel. Can the electricity be withstood?

Shen Dong almost knelt down, if he had known about the bathroom, he would have bought a common magic weapon in the cultivation world to get water out at any time!There must be, he doesn't believe that there are natural springs in the caves of all cultivators! !

Shen Dong listlessly pulled the phone out of the wall.

Sure enough, there is a signal, call the pre-sales department of Shanhai.com, and press 1 to order.

"...Let's get ten catties of mooncakes first!"

"what?"

"Ah what, which sect did you come from? Is it human? Do you have a fourth-level certificate? Who trained you? If you don't write it down, hurry up and deliver it to me!" Shen Dong said angrily.

"Fellow Daoist, no no, who are you, Senior?"

Shen Dong was dumbfounded, when did Shanhai.com become so polite to customers?

The other end of the phone asked cautiously: "Did senior come from the heaven?"

"You stupid, you thought those gods would call?" Shen Dong blurted out.

"They can't, but their junior disciples can..." The other party vomited bitterly and sighed, "If you snatch the microphone, you will use your real yuan to roar. The spiritual power is too strong to disrupt the signal, causing Shanhai.com's pre-sales department to implode in a day Seven landlines!"

"...Wait, Shanhai.com's answering phone..." If you can't even make a phone call, please go back to the test?

"So, now those seniors already know what level [-] certificates and training are, and they use them to oppress people at every turn. Alas, why can't I think that Shanhaiyigou dare not mess with anyone in the cultivation world, and if I make a mistake, I will hate it forever. , Recently, my ears have been deafened more than eight times a day, and I am going to work while taking medicine!"

"..."

Shen Dong thought in horror, as if his position was still in the pre-sales department!Du Heng, the front desk supervisor, must be asked to transfer him to another department immediately!

"That... I just sympathize, there's nothing I can do about it, who made them gods!" Shen Dong pushed the pomegranate squatting on the phone to the side, "Give me ten catties of mooncakes first, and then six Put on the latest mortal clothes and shoes, clothes and shoes in L size 39, and then a box of crab king instant noodles, three dozen of the cheapest beer. Is there an automatic water magic weapon... What, go to Baibao Pavilion to order? Then pure water Twenty buckets of emergency, the kind of buckets used for water dispensers! Yes, all of them are delivered by Panda Express, and I will receive the goods today... What is impossible, how is it impossible for the same city express?"

Shen Dong covered the microphone and shouted towards the living room: "I have no money for my membership card, what's your membership card number?"

"... B1."

Shen Dong didn't hold his breath, and sprayed, this number is too distorted, it's still "11", no, fortunately it's not 2, otherwise it would be too 2.B is probably the category of cultivators... the number one master in the comprehension world back then.

Shen Dong turned his head and reported the number,

"...By the way, I will also send Renren... 1000 yuan in human currency, which is short of money."

"Ah? Ah!" Shanhai.com is not afraid of others misreporting the membership card number, because Panda Express...spiritual power positioning, no matter where it is, it can be delivered, and the things are still delivered to the membership card owner.

But the key is!

"B1, isn't that Director Du?" screamed.

"That's right, don't the employees of Shanhai.com get discounts?" Shen Dong joked casually.

"No, no, I mean, you... who are you?" This doesn't sound like Du Heng's voice at all, it must be confirmed! !

"I am his sword!" Shen Dong hung up the phone unhappily.

Just buy something, so much nonsense!

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Receiver: Guo... As expected, he is indeed the number one master in the cultivation world... Jiandu...