Retire from the human world

The world of comprehension is in dire straits, and life in the world of the underworld is not easy.

A snow-white and vigorous tiger with two wings on its back bowed its body and said angrily to Xing Tian, ​​"It's that Zhan Yuan. If he hadn't set up a Buddha lotus formation around Jianmu, the aura bursting out would definitely make us very happy." Don't worry about the year, you can find good things to chew everywhere in China."

Xing Tian didn't bother to pay attention to it, and stepped on Qiongqi with one foot.

The wound on Xing Tian's body was horrific, and it was even darker as if he had just fished it out of ink. There were deep cracks everywhere, but he was full of energy, and he kept saying: "Gongsun Xuanyuan must be dead, haha, Girl, your father can rest in peace even when he dies." Wept bitterly, then laughed loudly, "My head is in the world, and when I recover from my injury, I have to dig three feet to find it!"

All the monsters dared not approach at all, even Jing Wei was in a daze.

Even if the fairyland is not very good, at least the carved railings and paintings are beautiful, and the aura is abundant and inexhaustible. Why do we need to worry about these things?But now, it no longer exists.

This nether world, the name sounds good, but it is actually terrible.There is no light, and there is no distinction between up, down, left, and right.In most places, talisman papers will fall all the year round, and there are also some strange garbage.

"Ouch!"

Suddenly something fell down and hit Qiongqi on the bridge of the nose.

Xing Tian's "eyes" didn't look there, and he didn't see the falling objects at all. He thought that Qiongqi was a brave guy, and he dared to moan, get angry, and kick again when he was stepped on by him.

"What is this?" The thing rolled over, and he glanced lazily.

beer cans.

Immediately afterwards, another pile fell down, and Ji Meng, who was more than half familiar with being struck by lightning, was finally woken up.

"Where is this...?" The dragon's head drooped, dizzy.

"The Nether Realm." Qiongqi said viciously, turning his head and instigating Xing Tian again, "Boss, we can't just stay here, the Cultivation Realm has taken back so many gods, if we don't attack those gods while they are still seriously injured, we We can only wait to die, it's too late!"

Xing Tian refused to buy it at all, and turned a deaf ear to it.

"Boss, if we defeat the comprehension world and enslave the comprehension practitioners, we will be able to force them to give you a replacement." Qiongqi continued to encourage.

With a sneer, Xing Tian jumped into a rage and kicked Qiongqi far away: "What if they find it and hide the head in another place? Do you think I'm as stupid as you?"

"..." No, no, Qiongqi thinks you are too stupid to say such a bad idea.

Er Cheng turned his head in disdain, Qiong Qi was timid and afraid of death, Xing Tian was nothing to worry about.

He just kidnapped Ji Meng from the fairy world, this big stupid man is much more useful than Xing Tian, ​​when the time comes—hmph, even if he is lazy, if being the boss makes him restless, the boss can step down and bow up.

Over there, Ji Meng finally understood from Jingwei's intermittent description that they were "extremely difficult" and "nearly died" to pass through the boundary-breaking passage and successfully come to the world before the sky collapsed.On Ji Meng's pitch-black head, a pair of eyes widened, and suddenly let out a horrible howl: "No! Second negative, you only said to follow you and drag you, you didn't say you want to come to the world!"

Without raising his eyes, he smiled lazily and sinisterly: "The heavens are annihilated, there is only this way of life, you have no choice." "I thought you were taking us to jump into the pool of reincarnation..." Ji Meng snotted and burst into tears Howling, "I don't want to get Alzheimer's, I'd rather be reincarnated!"

"Huh?" He was at a loss.

"It was you who said that if you stay in the world for a long time, you will lose your memory and get terminally ill..."

The second negative was stunned for a while, and suddenly became angry: "Did I say that?" In fact, he didn't know what Alzheimer's disease was, but it was definitely not a good word.

"Yes...you said that your condition was already very serious, and you didn't even remember which direction Yingzhou Island was in...wait!" Ji Meng twisted his nose suddenly, raised his head and said seriously, "that The guy doesn't seem to be you!"

"..."

Wei at the side whispered to the second leader: "My weapon is missing, and the things in the storage space have also been turned over."

"Damn Du Heng!" Er Ling gritted his teeth with hatred, and immediately grabbed the white python and asked, "When you woke up, was there anything wrong with you?"

Wei didn't react for a while, thought about it carefully, and shook his head.

"Fortunately, they didn't do anything when their spirits were attached..." Er Ling did not forget what he and Wei were doing when their bodies were taken away. Of course, with Gu Tianshen's thick skin, he was not ashamed at all. On the contrary, there is a kind of gloating in it.A swordsman like Du Heng has been able to recognize swords all his life, and when he suddenly encountered such a situation, he must—

"Ah!" Qiongqi's head was stomped heavily by Er Ling again.

wrong!Du Heng's sword can transform into form, and the one who took away his body with his consciousness should be that Shen Dong!

"My lord, what's the matter with you?" Wei rushed to help him up, but Er Xiang staggered, and simply fell on Wei, laughing incoherently.

"Haha... His sword, Du Heng and his sword..."

The second person laughed so hard that he almost lost his temper, and he changed back to his original shape, and the silver chains all over his body trembled: "We're going to have a good show!"

Including Xing Tian, ​​all the monsters were bewildered and looked at him as a loser.

The second leader ignored them and pondered slowly.

When cutting Jianmu, Du Heng seemed to have poured his natal essence into the sword body, and the blood that overflowed was not the pale gold inherent in immortals, but bright red.Well, speaking of them, they only stayed in the fairy world for a few days. Du Heng went back this time, lacking spiritual energy in the world, and his strength would never recover to the level of being unscrupulous among the three heavens and ten thousand immortals.For the Netherworld, this is great news!It's just that it is more difficult to make Du Heng's realm go backwards.

Although cultivators come and go in the world, most of them are bigu, especially the masters in the tribulation period.

Once contaminated with smoke and fire and eat five grains, it is tantamount to cutting off the road to ascension. A cultivator must be clean inside and outside, and have one energy.There is no such taboo for monsters or ancient mythical beasts. Yu Kun can eat whatever he wants, but Master Zhanyuan, the real person of Baishu, is not willing to eat anything.

No one wants to ascend now, but even if the fairy world is gone, no one will not care about cultivation.

If, from Du Heng's sword -

The second leader soon had an idea, and was very proud of it. The most important thing for a swordsman is the sword. If one day, that sword becomes a burden, an obstacle, or even affects his cultivation and interferes with his mood, I don’t know what Du Heng will do, haha, He couldn't wait to see Du Heng's panic.

As the saying goes, changes are worse than plans, no matter how smart a person is, they will still be played to death by the law of heaven!The second negative is just a green snake with bad water in its stomach and a quick mind.He is not a genius of the Chengtian sect, so he can calculate what he doesn't know.

Just when the second leader was full of conspiracies and plans to deceive people, Du Heng had already done half of what the second leader wanted to calculate.

Shen Dong looked at the beer can in his hand dumbfounded.

This is the only jar that he managed to snatch it from.This guy Du Heng is not drinking, even drinking water is not as refreshing as him.Could it be that the best way to get revenge on the poor and foodies is to squander food reserves face to face?

"You... count yourself as cruel!" Shen Dong was annoyed, and he finished it in one gulp, throwing the empty jar on the ground viciously, no one is afraid of anyone!The big deal is not to move home the things you buy in the future.

But Du Heng's next behavior made Shen Dong's eyes straighten.

Du Heng took out a certain bottle from the wall compartment in the kitchen as if nothing had happened. Shen Dong had seen this thing before when he was looking for things. The taste of beverages in the cultivation world is not based on the brand, but on the bottle.Pour pure water directly, and then pour it out to be a fragrant wine.

In an instant, the room was filled with a strong and mellow aroma of wine.

Tolerable or unbearable!

Shen Dong simply snatched it over, grabbed the bottle triumphantly and drank it—could it be Du Heng who is the only one who can snatch something?

This complacency didn't last long, Shen Dong found strangely that the TV was shaking, and Fatty Yu on the screen turned into two.Is he drunk?Impossible, I have never heard of a sword being able to get drunk, throwing a sword into a wine jar will only sink at most.

Du Heng didn't speak, and it took a long time before he stretched out his hand, and with very light movements, he pulled the wine-scented bottle out of Shen Dong's hand.

"Don't move! This is mine!" Shen Dong's consciousness was very clear, but his reaction was a bit slow, everything in front of him became very slow.He muttered, could this be the effect of good wine and wine in the realm of comprehension!The feeling is really bad, there is no feeling of ecstasy, but like a distorting mirror.Which alcoholic would join in?

"is yours."

Du Heng said so, but still took Shen Dong's bottle.

"I didn't drink enough!" It's unreasonable for him to drink more than Du Heng.

Shen Dong tried his best to open his eyes, trying to see where Du Heng was, but there was only a double image in front of him.

In this state, it can be said that the mind is not drunk, but the body is sliding.Not to mention the sword, even the gods can't control it.

Could it be that Du Heng was tricked?

Shen Dong couldn't figure it out, annoyed and exhausted, he kept emphasizing that this must not be the taste of ordinary wine, it was definitely the legendary Thousand Day Brew, after drinking it he would sleep for three years.

Shen Dong vaguely seemed to hear Du Heng laughing, his voice was very low, but he was sure of it, immediately jumped up violently, grabbed the other party's collar tightly based on his feeling, and said angrily: "Then you drink and watch! You have the ability Let me see if you're drunk!"

Relying on the strength generated by anger, it quickly dissipated, and Shen Dong slid down limply.

Well, the carpet is very comfortable.

The little tengu who was eating mooncakes next to him was completely dumbfounded, half of the almond egg yolk was still stuck in his mouth. It looked at Du Heng who was holding Shen Dong's shoulders to prevent Shen Dong from sliding down, and then looked at him and said incoherently. There is no focal length at all, Shen Dong who regards Du Heng as a carpet.

Pomegranate lowered her head, tried her best to bite the plastic bag containing the mooncakes, and carefully dragged it to the corner of the wall.

There is its nest, it has to pretend that it "does not exist", or after hiding the moon cakes, it can also consider going out for a stroll.

——It's sad, after finally waiting for the master to come back, the tengu who looks after the house will be forced to leave the house.Pomegranate grinds her teeth, sniffs her nose, forget it, it's for the moon cake.

Busy, as soon as the moon cakes were hidden, pomegranate heard a bang.

The little civet cat trembled in fright, its fur all over its body exploded into a round ball, it carefully poked its head out from the small cabinet in the corner, and peeped out with its eyes narrowed.

The bottle is broken.

The overflowing wine was mixed with debris lying on the ground, and disappeared in an instant - the decoration of the cultivation world, you will never be disappointed with the speed of garbage disposal.

Of course, the speed of destroying evidence is also very fast.

Pomegranate silently stretched out her paws to cover her eyes, and buried her head back in the cabinet.

"...What the hell do you mean?"

Shen Dong was overwhelmed by the smell of wine, managed to regain his senses, and asked in a daze.

At this time, if he felt normal again, he would be a fool.

"Drunkenness is the fastest and best way to leave the body with spiritual consciousness."

Du Heng's voice seemed to come from a very far away place, Shen Dong almost didn't hear it clearly.

But even if he heard it clearly, he was still confused: "Why should I... have my consciousness out of the body?"

Do you want to change your body to have fun?

The more Shen Dong thought about it, the more puzzled he became. He felt he couldn't control his fingers to his arms, and then he discovered another serious problem.

Why has he been unable to control the shape since he returned to the human world?

It's like now, it doesn't matter if you're drunk, it's fine if you turn back into a sword!

"Actually, you are already drunk, but you are still sober because..." Du Heng said something in a low voice.

Shen Dong couldn't hear clearly, he tried to distinguish, but felt a cold on his back, judging from his "unlucky experience", it must be that the clothes were reimbursed again.Shen Dong was so angry that he couldn't roar.Because the clothes he was wearing seemed to belong to Du Heng...

You bastard, you can't just tear it up if you want!

"Boom!" This time it was the chair that broke.

Such a solid product from the cultivation world, which can ward off evil spirits, still turned into rotten wood under the destruction of the sword energy that wiped out all directions.

Pomegranate squatting in the corner shivered, and rushed out the door without looking back.

If you stay any longer, your life will be in jeopardy.

In a daze, Shen Dong felt that he was grabbing something, and wanted to struggle despite not caring about it.

——In fact, he grabbed Du Heng's neck and pressed Du Heng against the wall.

This scene is really familiar.