Retire from the human world

Urban smog has saved countless cultivators who forgot to use the concealment spell. In the past, the seasons were divided into spring, autumn, winter and summer, and half of the clothes were worn in rotation. Now, it is foggy and sunny for half a year.Under the shroud of such bad weather, even if one or two practitioners flew over, it would be difficult to find them.

Shen Dong originally thought that no matter how remote his home was, even if the water and electricity were cut off, the people in the cultivation world would not take it seriously, but he was wrong.

Panda international express delivery is all A Piao, and there is a half-adult tengu at home, who dares to come to the door?The ghost building in the provincial capital does not really have ghosts, but for ghosts, it must not come here!

——The shadow cast by this tengu on the wall has already taken shape. The tengu itself has no fighting power. Look at Pomegranate's small body and those teeth that are only good for biting mooncakes. It is true that the shadow can turn into an entity.At that time, let alone express delivery, Shen Dong's family is firmly on the blacklist to refuse customers.

The above is a friendly reminder from courier Lei Cheng.

Shen Dong's good mood was gone when he saw his acquaintances. After all, Lei Cheng was the clearest witness when he lived "as a human being".To be honest, Shen Dong felt that all the spirits in the cultivation world were insane, and every Duantianmen sword was followed by an unreliable sword fairy, so a clear line had to be drawn.In such a comparison, Lei Cheng is a rare and precious friend, so Shen Dong couldn't help complaining: "You have nothing good to say... I really went through untold hardships and twists and turns, and almost died without a whole body, you know?"

"What kind of a big deal is this?" Lei Cheng bit his ghost pen and said vaguely, "I've been dead for so many years."

"..."

Shen Dong fell silent for a moment.

Speaking of which, there was a problem with his origin, and no matter how twists and turns he encountered, it was always preordained.But Lei Cheng, a good-natured person, somehow encountered a living Rakshasa ghost, slipped and fell to his death.Lei Cheng's parents and friends are still alive, just in this city, what can change in four years?The life and death of yin and yang cannot be smoothed out by any kind of time.

"What are you doing standing still? The recipient of the courier is Du Heng. Hurry up and unpack it. I have to take the box back!" Lei Cheng raised his head in surprise and urged.

Lei Cheng was floating in mid-air, and the place where they met to deliver the courier was the window of the second-floor corridor half buried by construction waste.

"Oh, come here!" Shen Dong had just climbed two steps of the broken stairs, hesitantly turned his head, "You really don't want to come up? You used to see Pomegranate often, and you slept on the same bunk during the Jianmu training class. Haven't been here either?"

"Don't!" Lei Cheng waved his hand resolutely, and said resolutely, "How can a puppy with no teeth compare with a mastiff with sharp fangs?"

"...My pomegranate looks like a cat."

"In short! It is immoral for you to let Ah Piao and Tiangu live together in the same room. It is equivalent to throwing a person into a lion cage! Even if the lion lies there and does not bite, it is still a crime!!" Lei Cheng emphasized through gritted teeth, "I Let me tell you, this is for the sake of acquaintances, otherwise, like my colleagues, I will absolutely not accept this shipment, you can only send it to the receiving department of Shanhai.com!"

"That's hard work, do you want to give a tip?"

"A set of pills from the Rizhao sect!"

"Don't talk like KFC afternoon tea..." Shen Dong ran back in three steps and two steps in parallel. I don't know if it was an illusion. Shen Dong felt that Du Heng's position of watching TV seemed slightly different from before.

"Quickly disassemble, the pomegranate will eat you no matter how hungry you are!" Shen Dong casually glanced at the TV, and the person inside happened to be Fatty Yu. The whole body can't be shown in the mirror.

Pulling out dozens of barrels of purified water, beer and food from the small box one after another, Shen Dong unpacked a bag of loose mooncakes and threw them to Pomegranate, then quickly picked up the box and ran downstairs.

In the end, he found out that Lei Cheng was tinkering with something like an MP4.

"What's this?"

Lei Cheng thought Shen Dong was asking about the program, took the box and said casually: "Special program, Escape from the Jedi!"

Shen Dong had a bad feeling, how could such a gimmick show be popular in the comprehension world, could it be——

"Personal experience, the secret story of the collapse of the fairy world, Yu Kun's lecture... one episode a day, more touching than storytelling."

really!

Lei Cheng raised his head excitedly, "Yesterday, we said that a group of immortals fled to Baiyujing, but they were diverted by the Tianhe Waterfall. Three days of memorizing texts for a free trip!"

"..."

"By the way, that sword fairy named Scattered is really so arrogant?"

"Linghuan, it's not scattered..."

"He was the idol of the entire cultivation world last week, tsk tsk, he fought with Xing Tian in the Jiuchongtian, smashed down the fifth floor and twelve cities, and looked at the world... How arrogant." The boss of the world.

Shen Dong felt that there must be a turning point in the future, otherwise there would not be the modifier of last week.

"But this week I became a Taishan Sword Immortal." Lei Cheng's excitement was like dragging Shen Dong to talk about the World Cup on the playground. He didn't even get the names of those stars right!Tarzan, return to the ape Tarzan!Shen Dong was already unable to correct it, so he could only continue to listen silently.

"That's awesome, the Duantianmen must be more powerful from generation to generation! I heard that Taishan chased the scattered sword immortals and fought in the Nine Heavens for three days and three nights..."

One day in the fairyland is the next year.Well, maybe there really were three days and three nights.

Shen Dong didn't see that scene, so he could only make no comment.

——According to this logic, the next national idol should be the master of Changcheng sect.

Thinking of the Changcheng sect master who claimed to be an ancient god and refused to wear clothes, Shen Dong felt one head and two big, waved his hands listlessly and said, "Du Heng is still recuperating, I'm going back, you can go to work, another day I invite you to eat the Rizhao Zong elixir package."

Lei Cheng's eyelids twitched when he heard the sound:

"I said, you really... that?"

"real!"

"A certain person seemed to tell me back then that he didn't like that!" Lei Cheng began to reveal his shortcomings.

"The ones who talked to you back then were not human, why so-and-so!" Shen Dong touched his nose angrily, "I can control this matter, can a sword choose its master? A beautiful female fairy I didn't stand up!"

After Shen Dong finished speaking, he seemed to hear a slight sound.

In view of this ruin-like broken building, it might be a piece of wood or a piece of concrete that collapsed, so he didn't care, and asked Lei Cheng, "Don't talk about me, how have you been doing in the past few years?"

"It's pretty good, but I don't need a companion." Lei Cheng hurriedly pressed the button to start the video recording function.

"Aren't you able to see past in Ah Piao?" Shen Dong was a little unbelievable, "In your Panda Express company, colleagues and colleagues can't see each other without looking up, besides, throughout the ages, so many talents and heroes have died in depression and become ghosts. Not a minority, right? You don’t even have a goal?”

Lei Cheng rolled his eyes for a long time before saying: "You are despising my ghost character!"

"Uh!"

"What's wrong with homosexuality? Dude, I was gay when I was alive. Why do you people always think that as long as you look good and people are good, I will definitely see you, and then you don't pick at all? Goddess of Weibo, appreciate it, don’t tell me you’re interested in posting it? That’s too scumbag!” Lei Cheng patted his pockets, ready to turn around to be a ghost, this foggy and sunny season is really good.

"If a person wants to mess around, it doesn't matter whether his partner is a man or a woman. How can a reliable and stable man like me be too casual." Lei Cheng straightened his back and boasted, "Look, I didn't even watch you Come on, this vision is not high enough?"

"...What are you talking about!"

"Look at the destruction of all directions, what a powerful and domineering name, who dares to say that your standard is low, just wait to face the number one master in the cultivation world!" Lei Cheng suddenly trembled with a bitter face, and sighed, "I see, I will come here less often in the future, we don’t see each other if we have nothing to do, and we rarely see each other when we have something to do.”

"Ok?"

"I'll go, you can't feel Du Heng's murderous intent! I don't plan to die a second time—"

Seeing Lei Cheng rushing away, Shen Dong raised his head belatedly.

On the broken wooden boards above the corridor, because of the heavy fog, a small cluster of mushroom-like hyphae grew on the side that was backlit.Now these hyphae are all huddled, and some of them have been scattered by the wind. Some things like posters and wallpapers have been folded in half silently, and the cuts are extremely smooth, as if a gust of wind had cut them off just now.

Shen Dong silently walked back to the sixth floor.

Yu Kun was still on the TV screen, and Du Heng sat there without seeming to move. The civet cat was lying on its stomach eating mooncakes in a plastic bag. He moved his tail inadvertently, first facing Du Heng, and then facing the door.

Good job, I know who gave the food, and I gave hints very faithfully.

Shen Dong grabbed a can of beer, opened it as if nothing had happened, and then pretended to be very interested in listening to Yu Kun's description of the spectacular scene of the Tianhe Waterfall.

Du Heng showed no expression. After a long time, he finally glanced at Shen Dong.

Hmm, it seems that Shen Dong doesn't seem to be unhappy, but he doesn't look happy either.

——The sword cultivators of Duantianmen have only learned how to deal with their own swords, but never learned how to guess swords.

The sword is the way, and there should be nothing wrong with being attached to the way.

But what is this wonderful mood of worrying about gains and losses?

Du Heng closed his eyes slightly, and in the year when he met Shen Dong again (the time he stayed in the fairy world can only be counted as a few days), he had many novel feelings, but more of it was a kind of anxiety that was originally obscure but now intensified.

When he first moved into this dilapidated house, he didn't actually live here. The dusty and empty room is the best proof.Later... I suddenly contacted Baibao Pavilion to decorate according to the common caves in the cultivation world. No matter where I went, I thought that there is still such a place in the world.And every time I came back with Shen Dong, Shen Dong went from being angry and dissatisfied and helpless to getting used to waiting for him to open the door with the key—in fact, there are tens of thousands of caves in the cultivation world, and there are countless organs that can open the door. Door Dunjia, a simple drawing of talismans, but Du Heng insisted that this door should use the kind of key that ordinary people are used to.

Du Heng's thoughts were suddenly interrupted by Shen Dong.

"This extremely cunning Fatty Yu!"

As soon as Shen Dong dropped his hand, the beer can was swallowed by a jumping wooden toad before it hit the ground. He patted the table and laughed: "He's not saying that Ying Long is great, he's describing himself as strong!"

"No." Du Heng glanced at the TV lightly, "In fact, his real purpose is to let the entire cultivation world know the horror of Duantianmen Sword Immortal, and then let everyone rack their brains to think of a way for him."

"..."

"Ying Long, Daluo Jinxian's strength is so powerful, what level do you think the Master of Changcheng sect who can kill Ying Long?"

"At that time, you can call and tell Yu Kun that the only master of the Changcheng sect who can restrain the sword immortals has unfortunately lost his memory!" Shen Dong turned his eyes and gloated, "Yu Kun will definitely become more frightened!" Exaggeration, we must put everyone in the cultivation world at risk, and make proper arrangements for Duantianmen Sword Immortal."

The fisherman reaps the benefits!This hand is so beautiful.

Shen Dong's suffocation comes and goes quickly, he now feels that Du Heng is more pleasing to the eye than himself.

Refreshing!It's a trap, no no, it's such a big pit, just thinking about it makes me happy.

Shen Dong reached out to touch the beer again, and suddenly froze.

"You...what are you doing?"

Du Heng flicked his fingers, and the lid of the tin-shaped jar was immediately peeled off flatly. He raised his neck slightly without changing his face, and took a sip without frowning.

"What do you say?"

Shen Dong was dumbfounded: "Didn't you say that you don't need to eat at all?"

Since he met Du Heng, he has never seen Du Heng eating!Du Heng didn't have it when he was a child! !Eating apricots doesn't count, it was stuffed by Taiyue Sword Immortal who did everything possible!

"No, it's not impossible." Du Heng paused and reached for the second can.

That's right, it's completely impossible to pour down the sword fairy with this kind of inferior beer in the world.

Shen Dong was dumbfounded: "Wait, I bought this!!"

"Yes, I bought it with my money."

"..."

To seek the Tao, first of all, of course, you must prove the Tao.