Retire from the human world

These days, even if a car accident causes a traffic jam, it will spread throughout the city through the Internet in less than half an hour.

There was a legend of a ghost building in the demolition area of ​​the old city, but most people didn't believe it. Many young people who were bored went to check it out, but found nothing unusual, piled with rubble and construction waste There must be a lot of rats in the ruins, and it is normal to have strange rustling noises and groups of stray cats. The only strange thing is that the land is not small, whether it is the real estate developer or the government, why did it leave it vacant? ?

So some folk experts jumped out, digging up the ancient topography to prove that there was a lake in the provincial capital, and after several changes, it was surrounded by the lake to reclaim land.After investigation, the base of the ghost building is the lake of the past, and now it is an underground river. It is not suitable for deep digging or building high-rise buildings.Avoid sudden landslides and disasters of falling into potholes.

Of course, what happened today is also logically classified as a small landslide, similar to an earthquake, which caused the ruins on the surface to shake, and the few remaining buildings were also damaged.As for the claim that the ghost building emits a blue light, it is completely absurd. It may be a transport plane at a military airport on the outskirts of the city. The city is so smoggy that it is not unusual for a large number of particles in the air to refract strange reflections.

—— Zhan Yuan, who was holding the above incident report card, had an extremely weird expression, and turned his head to find that his junior and junior were almost shrunk to the corner.So Zhan Yuan coughed lightly, and asked with great interest: "Things are handled very well, you can connect the beginning and the end, Zhan Kong, back then you couldn't even pass the fourth grade exam, I didn't expect you to deal with sudden emergencies now." Events, can be so skillful. My heart is very relieved!"

"Master... Senior Brother." A drop of cold sweat immediately rolled out on Zhan Kong's bald forehead.

"It seems that the mortal level test can add a requirement that one must work in a state secret department for three months to one year..." Maybe it can effectively reduce the frequency of disturbances in the cultivation world.

"...No, actually I didn't do anything." Zhan Kong declared tremblingly.

"Huh?" Zhan Yuan glanced puzzled.

"Really, I said a few days ago that I would never do it again!" Zhan Kong lowered his voice cautiously, for fear that his senior brother would say "Well done, you are very suitable, you can continue to work in the state secret department", Then he is really going to hit the wall.

Since Zhankong took over the state secret department, there is only one principle in handling affairs:

"Actually, every time something happens, just give a vague description of the scene, and then say 'the specific reason is under further investigation'." Zhan Kong scratched his forehead and said seriously, "Those folk experts and scholars , what other celebrities are there, they will soon publish articles and conclusions to make speculations, we just need to find reasonable statements in it!" One person counts the short, everyone counts the long, far-fetched it is more reliable for everyone to come together .

"Besides, mortals are really strange!" Zhan Kong spoke eloquently, "As long as it is explained publicly, no matter whether it is reasonable or not, it will attract a lot of doubts. If we keep silent, what they guessed by themselves will spread more than the truth Really, the acceptance rate of public opinion is very high. So no matter what happens, brother, we just need to laugh and keep silent!"

"..."

Zhan Yuan lost his composure and opened his mouth wide, looking at Zhan Kong carefully as if he had never known Zhan Kong before.

After a while, he nodded heavily: "Great wisdom is like a fool, great foolishness is like wisdom... The ancients never deceived me."

Zhankong almost walked away, his education level is limited, help me, does this mean that he looks like a fool but is actually very smart, or is it that the way of a fool is sometimes easy to use? ?

"By the way, this matter was caused by Du Heng and Shen Dong. Even if you don't issue a ticket...you should call them to warn them!" Zhan Yuan frowned deeply, wishing that his face would be full of wrinkles immediately, and then lay on the bed pretending die.

"The phone doesn't work." Zhan Kong spread his hands naturally.

"If you can't get through, you can pass the letter with a paper crane! Junior brother, how can you be so slack in doing things!"

"...No!" Zhankong jumped up and shouted, "They are practicing double cultivation, how can I pass on a paper crane?" In the cultivation world, it is absolutely taboo to disturb other people's retreat and practice!

"Double, double cultivation?"

Zhan Yuan's teeth hit his tongue, and he was shocked by the pain.

"That's right! That's what the refusal to answer said." Zhan Kong, the idiot, said carelessly, "Isn't this normal? Brother, your injury is so serious, Du Heng must not be much better, and you must recover quickly."

Zhan Yuan's eyes are full of weird "Do you know what you're talking about?"

Zhan Kong paused involuntarily, thought about it carefully, that's right!A sword cultivator, isn't he cultivating a sword? Dual cultivation is a very common thing in the realm of comprehension!Doesn't every sword fairy double cultivate with his own sword?

——The problem is, other swords won’t turn into people, master!

"All directions are destroyed, not just a sword..."

"That's right, he's still alone." Zhan Kong wanted to say, it's not like the poor monk has never seen him before.

Zhan Yuan opened his mouth again, but finally decided to close it.

The younger brother has not yet reached the realm of Dzogchen in the tenth life, and many things have not been fully understood!

"Go, Zhihe sent a letter to inform Du Heng..."

Hearing what Zhanyuan said, Zhankong felt inert about not wanting to work, and couldn't help muttering: "Isn't it right? It always takes a long time to practice double cultivation in closed doors, as short as three to five months, or as long as a few years. It's only the second day..."

"No need! There is a kind of double cultivation that can be finished in one day!"

"Is there such a simple dual-cultivation method in the cultivation world?" Zhankong walked out wonderingly holding the Zen stick, puzzled.

Zhan Yuan looked at Zhan Kong Yuan's back, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, held up a Buddha seal, and silently recited the Buddha's name.Forget it, Shizhang Hongchen, wait for Zhan Kong to reincarnate a few times, he will understand what he should understand, and a senior brother can't explain this to him.

It's just that this mobile phone modified by the Mo family is too clever, even in Shuangxiu.

That's right, use a ray of spiritual consciousness to communicate spiritual power, retreat, alchemy, transcend tribulation, double cultivation... all secrets will be exposed from that ray of spiritual consciousness in the phone!

not good!Hurry up and send a letter to the Mo family, telling them to be careful of Du Heng! !

When Du Heng received a warning from the state secret department Zhihe, he was walking on a bustling night road with Shen Dong on his back.

There are many entertainment venues on this street, and today coincides with the weekend, so you can see such a staggering drunk man being helped away by his friends from time to time.It's just that in the eyes of others, Shen Dong is extremely "drunk", his feet are literally dragging on the ground, unlike the drunken man next to him who is very noisy, Shen Dong's state is called dead drunk, well, across the street There was also a patient with similar symptoms who was carried by two or three people and thrown into a car.

"Would you like to pour some wine on you?" Shen Dong leaned on Du Heng's shoulder and asked hesitantly.

"No, this street smells of alcohol everywhere."

Shen Dong was sweating all over his head, and his expression was distorted in pain.

Who said gods are omnipotent?Even the spiritual power of the comprehension world could not save his hands and feet that were useless.

The new clothes I bought at Shanhai Tesco by courier rubbed against my bare skin, and I felt a weird feeling.

"How far is it?"

"almost!"

"You said the same thing 10 minutes ago." Shen Dong was extremely dissatisfied.

"It has moved. It used to be at the front of this street..." Du Heng suddenly stretched out his hand, and under the colorful neon lights, a golden paper crane flew into his hand so slowly.

Not to mention that ordinary people can't see this paper crane, even if it can be seen, under the various flashes of street lights and neon lights, it seems to accidentally catch a piece of paper.Pedestrians coming and going on this street had their faces turned green and colorful, and their clothes were seriously distorted in color.

"what is this?"

Shen Dong wanted to stretch his head to look, but unfortunately his neck was weak and his entire back muscles were stiff.

"Bang!" The street lamp in the shape of lily of the valley exploded three or four bulbs.

The passers-by were startled and hurriedly avoided the debris. Fortunately, no one was injured, so they gathered around and discussed.

"What happened?" Shen Dong was startled.

He was completely immune to Du Heng's murderous aura and sword aura. Of course, he didn't notice that the surrounding temperature dropped a lot in an instant, nor did he feel the anger that suddenly appeared and quickly subsided.

"It's all right!" The paper crane had been completely burned.

Du Heng took out the mobile phone from the mustard space, without even looking at it, he just squeezed it, and the expensive mobile phone modified by the Mo family fell silently into powder from between his fingers.

"what?"

Shen Dong stared blankly at the pile of dust that gradually fell to the edge of the green belt.

"Even if you dislike the phone's style being too old and outdated, don't crush it!"

This is too bad!

——Shen Dong who "accidentally" destroyed his home just now felt all kinds of heartache.That's right, it really hurts in two senses!

Du Heng didn't even look at the wreckage of the mobile phone, and continued to walk forward.

Shen Dong glanced at the phone out of the corner of his eye, silently mourning, and incidentally complained:

As a human-produced mobile phone, it should have been discarded after being scrapped, and taken away by the cultivation world as a recyclable item.Shen Dong has always heard that the mysterious Mohism, which he had never seen before, was professionally transformed and sold on the strange and legendary Shanhai Tesco, and he was lucky enough to be bought by Du Heng.Heaven and earth, how many sword cultivators do you think there are in the world of comprehension?What Du Heng said at the time, you are also the number one expert in the cultivation world, Mr. Mobile Phone, you are outstanding and stand out from the crowd. Fortunately, you caught the last bus of Feisheng and went to the fairyland for a tour.He also showed off in front of many gods, and finally fled back to the human world with Du Heng. What an epic life!Woah!

Shen Dong turned his head and muttered: "This is a mobile phone that has been in the sky, do you understand? You can sell it for a good price if you don't want it!"

Didn't you hear that vegetable seeds are expensive and have high scientific research value?What's more, the fairy world is finished now, and this has become an out-of-print item! !

The aura of the fairy world is so strong - it is said that when you ascend, you should bring fruit and vegetable seeds up. Maybe you don't even need genetic modification when you come back, and you can directly produce new varieties with high yields across the century!For example, a piece of corn can grow as tall as a person, and when the ears of rice are peeled off, each grain of rice after husking can be as big as a steamed bun. Are you afraid of a food crisis?More than ten years ago, there was a similar story in the science fiction magazine donated by the library of the orphanage. What a pity, such a good opportunity to realize it was reimbursed!

Shen Dong heaved a long sigh, Du Heng knew that his thoughts had gone beyond the clouds, so he wisely didn't ask.

When Shen Dong came back to his senses, he found that they had entered a hot pot restaurant.

People in the provincial capital especially love shabu-shabu, which is a popular hobby for all ages. The slightly higher grade is Doulao, which eats seafood, so you won’t lose face even if you treat guests to dinner.If you encounter a restaurant with a good reputation, if you don’t book a private room in advance and wait for a table in the lobby outside to have a meal, it’s like going to a bank to do business. First get a number and then wait in line slowly.Half an hour is fast, one hour is normal... In addition to a few rows of chairs in the waiting area, the store will also carefully prepare poker, chess, checkers, and a free drink.This place is often the most noisy place, people come and go endlessly, even if they go in but don't come out, they won't attract anyone's attention.

"It smells so good..." Shen Dong was washed away by the strong fragrance and felt bad all over.

What is there for a god to do, there is not even a hot pot restaurant in the fairy world, so ascension is not worth it!

Shen Dong found that Du Heng led him through the crowded waiting area, and walked into a passage full of smoke and fire. The road was winding, and the noise was quickly left behind.

"Wait, we're not going to the toilet!" Shen Dong looked at the corridor vigilantly, hoping that there would be no WC sign.

Given that the Nightlight Restaurant is located in the broken toilet mirror of the Love Hotel, the location of the hotel in the Realm of Comprehension is absolutely suspicious.

The hallway is dimly lit, completely different from the bright lobby outside the hotpot restaurant. At the end is a frosted glass door with red paint written on it in large characters, "The kitchen is an important place, and idlers are not allowed to enter."

Shen Dong: Did you go wrong?

Du Heng shook his head casually and pushed the door open.

The inside is really a kitchen, with a row of stoves standing beside the cook who stirs the sauce and bottom ingredients, and the aunt who is washing the vegetables. There is a stack of mussels, squid and other things in the refrigerator, as well as croquettes. Making fish balls is a busy scene.

Hearing the sound of the door, everyone raised their heads unanimously, and Shen Dong was ready to pretend to be dead logically, indicating that he was drunk and went the wrong way.But I found that most of the people turned their heads back and continued to work in unison, as if nothing happened.

"Hello!" Shen Dong broke out in a cold sweat, he was about to go out quickly to see what the name of this restaurant was, wondering if Lei Cheng had eaten here before!

Shen Dong hadn't finished thinking about it when he noticed that Du Heng walked to a large iron bucket at the door of the kitchen. It was full of red soup with a strong aroma. He didn't even know why, even without an open flame, the soup was still boiling. Roll over to reveal bright red chilli, sesame and ginger, as well as plump shiitake mushrooms and tea tree mushrooms.

"You go down first."

"Go down?" Shen Dong's voice raised an octave.

Even if you throw the sword into the hot pot, it won't be cooked!

Shen Dong was sweating profusely as he looked at the bucket. Even if he wanted to take a bath, he had no intention of cooking it!