Retire from the human world

Yu Kun took out his mobile phone in a leisurely manner, preparing to call the employees back to work for the second time.He touched the fat on his chin with a smirk, planning to laugh at Du Heng after answering the phone.

"Doo--I'm sorry, you dialed..."

No way, it's been a day and a night, and you're still doing double cultivation?

Yu Kun suddenly sat up straight, thinking deeply.

Could it be that he was thinking too much?Du Heng and Shen Dong are normal dual cultivation, it's a practice method, not that?

Being suspicious, the system refused to answer and finished speaking: "...the user you dialed does not exist."

Yu Kun fell headlong, tongue-tied.

does not exist? !

My Pan Gu God!Where did Du Heng go, the spiritual power signal could not be found!Did he fall into the Netherworld?No, it should be that the dialed user is not in the service area!What does non-existence mean? Could it be that people are dead?

I was still doing double training yesterday!

After completing the double cultivation, he died?This, this... guessing is a bit outrageous!

Yu Kun got up profusely in sweat, and couldn't help but make up a bunch of messy things in his head: Halfway through the double cultivation, Shen Dong turned back into all directions and disappeared?wrong!The swords of the sword cultivator belong to Nadantian, the center of the brows and the top of the head are the vital points of the gods!Besides, sword qi or something, it has no effect on the sword cultivator himself.

That is half of the double cultivation, the injury relapsed and died?If someone else dies under the peony flower, Du Heng, don't lose your life for your sword. If you die, what will happen to your sword?

Yu Kun scratched his bald head desperately, his whole fish was bad.

Shen Dong firmly grasped the side of the bucket, the pungent smell made him dizzy.The one thing he wants to do most now is to push Du Heng down.Those who decorate stores in the comprehension world must understand the dark psychology of people, quarrels and fights are nothing, it is really refreshing to pick up friends from the same family and throw them into the pot!It is more hearty than eating the hottest hot pot!

Shen Dong muttered with a distorted expression, but Du Heng didn't hear clearly:

"What did you say?"

"It's nothing...No one has died in life since ancient times, and there are always heroes who go to the pot."

It’s no wonder that the ancients were especially talented when they were at the end of the road when their talents were underappreciated. Look, even his half-baked level can tamper with verses, and it’s quite interesting to read carefully.

The kitchen was still bustling with activity. Those who were chopping vegetables, frying bean curds in oil, and making balls were all so busy that they didn't even look up.However, Shen Dong glanced at them suspiciously, as if a gnat was stuck in his throat, and he always had an uncomfortable feeling of being watched.

"This is a blindfold, the water is not hot..."

That's right, if this is really a soup pot base, this hot pot restaurant will pay for the fines for a year.The state secret department is definitely much stricter than the Food Sanitation Bureau. If such a large bucket of soup is placed at the door of the kitchen, no one with a normal mind will jump into it. It is indeed safe and safe.

"Do I need to take off my shoes?" Shen Dong was picking up the black thread.

In the past, a classmate from a major ran out to have a dinner party, and his posture was like a storm. The mutton slices were thrown in and were robbed by another pair of chopsticks before they were cooked. At the end of the fight, there was always someone who was unwilling to stir up the bottom of the pot with a colander. .Usually at this time, Lei Cheng would take the lead, outflanking with a spoon in both hands, and shouting: Comrades, hurry up, roll up your trousers, take off your shoes and go down to fish!

The iron bucket in front of him was half a person tall, and the tumbling red soup was half a meter deep. Shen Dong was still hesitating, but Du Heng had already stretched out his hand to grab Shen Dong's shoulders and dragged him forward.

"Hey!"

face down?This visual effect is too scary!

A mouthful of soup immediately choked in, Shen Dong closed his eyes and wanted to cough, but suddenly stopped.

Hey, not spicy.

The water temperature is also extremely suitable and warm.

Opening his eyes, he saw that this was not a soup bucket at all, but a large funnel-shaped pool. The water in the pool was very clear, and their falling momentum was gradually supported by the current. From the pool wall to the center, there were circles of small whirlpools, washing away The effect is very obvious, from hair to clothes are clean in an instant, even the dust on the shoe surface is gone, but the pool water is still clear and transparent.The light source shines from the bottom, and the exit is dimly visible.

"Puff cough cough." Shen Dong fell out with his whole body soaked.

The water surface above the head is slightly rippling, hanging on it like a mirror.

The falling passage was like a slide, filled with shallow water stains, and dark blue bricks piled up, like a small concave pool.Squatting beside the pool was a strange-looking stone sculpture covered in iron black, with a long and curled tail, a fierce look, and distinct hairs, lifelike.

The posture Shen Dong landed on was lying on Du Heng's body. He feebly pulled twice, and before he got up, he heard hearty laughter.

"Hahaha!"

Well, at least the hotel has a good welcoming attitude.

As soon as Shen Dong raised his head, he was dumbfounded.

It was the stone sculpture by the pool that was laughing. It turned its head, raised its eyebrows in a humane manner, and looked more like a human being.

Shen Dong hasn't reacted yet.Suddenly a gust of wind came towards him, blowing him so hard that he couldn't even open his eyes. The wind was extremely dry, and his face felt a little stinging, as if he was suddenly wrapped in a big towel.

When I opened my eyes again, the wet hair and dripping clothes were all dry, and even the water stains in the shallow pool disappeared without a trace.That mighty wolf-dog-like creature ran to the other side at some point, still looking at Du Heng and laughing non-stop.

No matter how hearty the laughter came out in this situation, it became extremely weird.

"Oh, Xiaoshan, you are smiling so happily, you must be a famous Taoist friend visiting the business... Hey!"

The person who hurried over was wearing an ancient bunt that can only be seen in TV dramas, with a piece of cloth wrapped in a bun, and a towel on his shoulders. He was dressed so vividly that he wrote "I am the waiter" on his face. .

But other than that, his facial features are not bad, and his appearance is above the standard line of being handsome.

At this moment, his happy smile froze on his face, as if petrified, and he stammered: "Du... Du Heng, no, I mean, Director Du, why are you here?"

Du Heng took out the silver Shanhai Tesco membership card and said casually, "Stay for three days."

"This, this small shop is already full..."

"Ok?"

"No, it's nothing! What Chang said is that this inn has the best reputation in the entire cultivation world, and the guest room is definitely not a coffin for a couple who is cheated and abducted by Zheng Changhou. Of course, you don't need Director Du either."

With a wave of the towel, he put it back on his shoulders. The thick-haired guy dressed as a waiter in the store took out a bamboo stick with dense small characters on it. He quickly pulled out a few sticks from it and handed it to Du Heng, "Most of the room types in our place are not Suitable for human living... I mean, it is not suitable for you cultivators who used to be human. There are not many choices, just 'Secluded Caves', 'Linzhao Water Pavilion', 'Liu Shang Painting Boat'..."

"Is there a bigger boat?" Du Heng asked without looking at it.

"There are three floors of building boats."

"can."

"..." There must be something wrong!Didn't they come to stay at the hotel?Why did it suddenly become a lake tour again?Weapons that are afraid of water can't afford to hurt!

"Okay, this way please!"

Shen Dong was still wondering, but when he turned a corner along the corridor, he saw something like an archway, with a surging river behind it, the archway was jade white, carved with auspicious clouds and auspicious animals, and in the middle were four traditional Chinese characters: Fengchen Inn.

Shen Dong rubbed his eyes repeatedly, and the traditional Chinese characters were easy to recognize, but he still read it again in disbelief: "Fengchen Inn? It really smells like dust, why don't you call it Lichunyuan?"

"No, no, the meaning of Fengchen Inn is to catch the wind and wash away the dust." The waiter turned his head with a smile, looked at Shen Dong who was half-backed by Du Heng, and blinked desperately, as if he was holding back something to ask, but he didn't dare to mention it.

"What are you looking at, haven't you seen someone carrying a sword?" Shen Dong said angrily.

The other party was dumbfounded, and finally came back to his senses after a long while, and let out a long cry: "So you are...cough, I mean, it turns out that Fellow Daoist is the one in the legend who ran away from home because he didn't want to ascend. !"

"..."

When Beiman Mountain failed to cross the catastrophe, how many versions have been circulated?

This guy was glanced at by Du Heng expressionlessly, and immediately put away his smile, and said solemnly: "Ten Taoist friends, it's the first time we meet, and we have admired him for a long time."

What's the name, you damn ten friends!Where are the first nine?

"This, the humble beast's surname is Chang, it's the waiter of Fengchen Inn..."

"Must be thin?" Shen Dong was puzzled.

"Yes, I'm not a human being, so I'm naturally a beast."

"...What kind of beast are you?" The corners of Shen Dong's eyes twitched. According to this logic, when Yu Kun introduced himself, should he say "scumbag"?Or mean fish?

"Bi Beast is a famous beast from its ancestral home. There is a whole mountain there with the same name as Bian Beast!"

Chang Xiaoer began to brag about himself, they had passed through the archway, and they saw strange caves, and then a big river with a desert-like sandbar in the middle.There are boats of different shapes and sizes floating on the water. Some pavilions are suspended above the water, and shadows of people can be seen vaguely.

"Fengchen Inn only has one building boat, which is the one in front... Another guest is coming, I'll go first!" Chang Xiaoer hurriedly turned around and ran, Shen Dong happened to see the tips of his ears protruding from the hair on both sides.

This guy has four ears? !

"What is he?"

"Changyou, if it appears in the human world, it will divert the river and flood the city."

"Then why do you need the technique of asking for rain? Just let him go out with Hanba!"

"These guys are born with disasters, and there is no way to counteract them. They will suffer a three-year drought first, and then a three-year flood." Along the way Du Heng and Shen Dong walked, strange-looking monsters kept popping up in the caves on the bank. People, looking this way, Shen Dong even saw an acquaintance, no no, familiar tree.A fellow student of the Jianmu training class at the same time, the slow-moving tree demon who is greedy for life and afraid of death.

"Most of them are demon cultivators here, and there are also some cultivators without sects. They can't live in the human world without passing the fourth level."

After all, among monsters, there are too few types that can hide in any place like a mouse.

"What should I do if I can't afford it?" Shen Dong felt that the tree demon must be very poor.

"Go to work in the kitchen of the hot pot restaurant in front."

"..."

Shen Dong tremblingly walked to the boat, fortunately the boat was big and stable enough, but when he saw the water pavilion, the painting boat, the small boat next to it, a dozen heads suddenly popped up even under the water surface, and immediately started talking: " Who is this? It’s too extravagant, to live in the boat of Fengchen Inn, the money for one day is enough for me to live in a broken stone cave for a year!"

"It's enough for me to live in Shuiditongpu for six months!"

"Come on, your bunk is still on top of me. I'm in the mud pit at the bottom of the lake. When I turn over on top, the bottom will collapse... When will I be able to pass the mortal assessment and buy a house to live in?"

"Stop dreaming, oh my little wreck, I can't even straighten my claws."

"Come on, everyone, wash up and sleep, the one who lives in the building is Du Heng."

"Tsk, sword cultivators are rich."

Shen Dong tried his best to ignore those mutterings, but his spiritual sense sensitivity was too high, and whispers kept coming to his ears: "Look, look, what's wrong with Du Heng's neck?"

"And his wrist!"

The monsters looked at each other in blank dismay, and some of them had suspicious red faces:

"Why does it look like it was tied up before? Or something that can't move... the kind?"

Shen Dong rushed into the building boat in a panic. He didn't know if Du Heng heard it, but he had to thank the Fengchen Inn for its habit of picking up the wind and washing the dust—the gust of wind when he entered the door dried the wet clothes, otherwise Du Heng's body would be red. Wouldn't the scars of red, purple and purple be made up by monsters: Someone tied up Du Heng and whipped him =口=

Help, he must pay attention in the future! !

——Wait, what's next!

Shen Dong squinted at the past, and pressed hard on the sore spots on his arms and elbows, determined to take advantage of it.Hmph, let alone wine, he won't even drink water, let's see what Du Heng can do!

The interior of the building is very exquisite, with carpet vases, pineapple furniture, and an LCD TV in each cabin.

"How do you live in such a big place? Sleep in one room a day?"

"About a few days later, we will not be the only ones here."

"what?"

"How long do you think that hospital is enough for them?" When it comes to Duantianmen, Du Heng is also very worried.

"It's best not to come." Shen Dong threw the remote control, signaling to watch TV.

In the next second, he regretted this decision.

"...Urgent notice, all fellow daoists and demon cultivators are requested to stay behind closed doors! The latest news from the state secret department, the Sword Immortal of Duantianmen appeared in a zoo in City C in the world. The current situation is extremely chaotic..."

Shen Dong was dumbfounded, and Zhan Yuan's frowning expression suddenly appeared on the screen:

"Everyone, calm down, it's fine, it's just that the Changcheng Sect Master of the Duantian Clan wants to keep a pet... Well, the Sect Master seems to have raised a fierce leopard in the sky before, and we will take care of it soon..."

Shen Dong is embarrassed, the door owner has finally gone from having no tail, refusing to wear clothes, to wanting to keep the pet he raised in his previous life?

"Will you be able to find ferocious beasts at the zoo?" Shen Dong complained.

Du Heng didn't answer, his expression was very tangled.

The screen suddenly froze on Linghuan Jianxian, and he could clearly see a black and white round thing in his hand.

"Wait, what is that?"

"The Panther..."

"It's really fierce." Shen Dong said incoherently.

The author has something to say: 1. Changyou, Mountain and Sea Classic Changyou Mountain, shaped like an ape but with four ears, the name is Changyou, see Dashui in Zejun County Yan Jun) [can’t type this word], looks like a wolf dog, good at throwing, and another problem is, [laughs when you see people] [laughs non-stop], the speed is very fast, if you see it, there will be a severe drought in the world, long If you go out to the right, there will be floods, and the blower Xiaoshan is now, and there will be strong winds in the world—that is, there will be strong winds in the world, so it’s like this in China on a certain day this month, right? I have to tell you, this product is a giant panda [Don't look at me, I don't have world view 2 glue)

Mengbao is the ancient title of the giant panda, which has been seen in literature and history

"The leopard is as small as a bear, with light and shiny fur, and can eat snakes and copper and iron, and it came out of the middle of Sichuan" —— "The Collection of Ancient and Modern Books? ", is a large-scale catalog edited by Chen Menglei (1650-1741), a Marquis official in Fujian during the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty. It is the largest and most abundant catalog in existence.)

Don’t think that there are monsters and beasts in Shan Hai Jing. In fact, puffer fish and yak are mentioned in Shan Hai Jing, but they are all ancient names. Although I don’t understand why giant pandas were recorded as being able to eat snakes and copper and iron [ I always feel that something is not right == Is it a rumour, or the national treasure has degenerated, or it should be called Mengbao, I believe Meng is a fake word.