Retire from the human world

What's in the Northwest?

Eight hundred miles to the Kunlun Mountains.

According to legends in the comprehension world, half of this mountain used to be in the sky.The highest mountain peak is in the third heaven. Even in ancient times, the other half who remained in the human world was managed by the god Lu Wu. How important is the status? "It is the capital under the Emperor of Reality" - this is the capital of the Emperor of Heaven in the lower realm.

In ancient times, along the majestic Kunlun Mountains, it was possible to travel freely between the earth and the sky.

But there is a problem, the guy who occupies the upper half of Kunlun Mountain is not easy to talk about.

"Tolls are charged?" Shen Dong asked reflexively.

What a tradition, the Duantianmen also do this in the Fourteenth Heaven.

"If it's just tolls..." Master Zhanyuan had a weird expression.

Shen Dong and Zhan Yuan were the only ones left in the huge cabin. The Sword Immortal of Duantianmen dragged Yu Kun to the upper floor of the building to mutter. We won't buy him.

Shen Dong felt that this matter was very complicated, so he gnawed on an apple and said angrily, "Master, you won't die if you speak at all! I'm not Du Heng, I can't think so many times!"

Zhan Yuan coughed dryly. To be honest, he was indeed surprised by Du Heng and Yu Kun today.

This kind of dizzy feeling that the original understanding has been completely broken, and the world view has been reshaped!It turned out that the small calculations in Yu Kun's heart had been crackling all the time. It turned out that Du Heng was such a person that he couldn't catch any clues, otherwise you would be finished!Yu Kun is a lesson from the past.

This is not the most exciting!

The most frightening thing was Du Heng's finger towards the northwest at the end!

Zhan Yuan is not the group of sword immortals in Duantianmen who have their brains on their swords. Seeing Yu Kunning's posture of playing a rascal with his belly upright, he realized it instantly.The sky and the earth can scare Kunpeng like this... The answer is ready to come out!

Of course, Zhanyuan would rather guess wrong.

If we say that the Duantianmen group is a big problem... the half of the Kunlun Mountains live there are nuclear weapons (the master proudly puffed out his chest and said that his mortal assessment level is full), and they are still heavyweights!

Take a deep breath, take a deep breath!calm!Meditate on the boundless sea of ​​suffering, it doesn’t matter if it’s a foot deep or shallow!The master is still very uneasy. How come the Dzogchen of ten lifetimes with a firm Buddha heart is like a dream or an illusion, and it should be viewed as it is!

After watching Yu Kun's face turn into a color palette today, Shen Dong watched Zhan Yuan's messy series of changes in the wind.He couldn't help becoming nervous, taking a deep breath and getting ready to listen to the following.

"It is said that in ancient times, if there were people who cultivated to become immortals, the male ones would go to pay homage to the prince of the East, and the female immortals would go to see the Queen Mother of the West..." "The division is quite fine!" In fact, Shen Dong wanted to ask what to do with those who had no gender.

Zhan Yuan didn't know what Shen Dong was thinking, he was still struggling: "It's not over yet, after going to the Heavenly Court, the original body is a monster or a strange beast, and I want to go to visit Biyou Palace, but it's a human being who attains the Dao and becomes a fairy The real one is Yuxu Palace..."

Shen Dong blinked.

How does it sound, similar to the membership card of Shanhai.com?Not human at all, the same as what was once human...

"Yuxu Palace, also known as Kunlun Yuxu Palace in the Upper Realm."

"You mean, not only do they charge tolls, but they also charge protection fees?" Shen Dong almost choked on a mouthful of apple, coughed for a long time before patting his chest and panting, "It's still the kind that counts by head, and you have to report to pay the toll." the kind?"

"..."

Shen Dong said categorically: "Then the one from Kunlun... and the one called Biyou Palace must have started a fight! The unscrupulous gangs in our county schools are like this, one collects protection money in the No. 100 Middle School, and the other is in the No. [-] Middle School... They are all very domineering, and the leaders above them don't want to make trouble and attract the attention of the police. But those stupid students who are poisoned by gangster movies are choking each other all day long. Internet cafes are fighting for positions, chasing a girl and choking, and finally one day someone from one of them I was severely injured, and the incident became serious, and more than [-] people were involved in a group fight, which caused me, an innocent passer-by, to suffer!"

This is a bad record in Shen Dong's files for entering the police station.

If it weren't for these unlucky records, Shen Dong felt that he would not be suspicious of his "bad conduct". He was lamenting how difficult it is to be a human being, when he suddenly noticed that Zhan Yuan looked like he wanted to vomit blood.

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

Master, you can't fall down. The cultivation world can have Yu Kun and Shan Hai Te Go, but it can't live without you, master!

Zhan Yuan was almost suffocated into internal injuries, he murmured depressingly:

"Your description..."

"Inaccurate?"

"no……"

"Didn't Yuxu Palace and Biyou Palace fight?"

"It's not..." It's because you are too truthful.

Zhan Yuan really wanted to vomit blood, think about it again, forget it, he is from the Buddhist sect, and has little to do with the Taoist side, so he can still calm down.He could only put on a heartbroken expression, and said solemnly: "That's the Battle of the Conferred Gods!"

"Feng—" Shen Dong really choked on Apple this time.

Unable to breathe, it directly turned into an internal breath cycle, and the sword energy floated up unconsciously, piercing the chair.Shen Dong was shocked, and quickly controlled it. If the boat leaked and sank, the loss would be small, and he would fall into the river! !

Wait, that's not the point!

Who is the battle of the Conferred Gods talking about? Explain and stop teaching!The fight was so dark that Zhou, who was going to fight to the death, could only take his army to a certain place when he was fighting with Yin Shang, put on a posture, and then stare blankly at the gods above the sky.Not to mention passers-by, how many ghosts and gods passing by were involved, wandered around, and died!

Taiyue Sword Immortal, who is a fan of Chanjiao, only talks about the glorious deeds of a certain Shangxian. Chanjiao's immortals live everywhere. In fact, Chanjiao's real address is Yuxu Palace in Kunlun Mountain?

Shen Dong choked and couldn't speak.

He was thinking about a very scary thing. Could it be that the so-called master and uncle who deceived the master of Changcheng sect... were actually this group on Kunlun Mountain?Well, it is estimated that Taiyue Sword Immortal will faint with joy.

Just as Shen Dong finished thinking, he heard the crack of the floor above his head.

Taiyue Sword Immortal descended from the sky with a mess of wooden fragments, fell heavily through the floor, and fell into the bottom cabin.

"..."

"Uh... Junior brother is too excited." Qin Feng Jianxian, who chased out from the hole, explained embarrassingly when passing by this floor.

Shen Dong silently raised his hand, beat his chest hard, and finally spit out the apple that choked into his trachea: "Is there any mistake?"

The cinnabar between Zhan Yuan's brows has dimmed: "The poor monk also hopes so."

But the reality has always been crueler.

370 miles to the west of Kunlun Mountain is Leyou Mountain, and [-] miles westward on the waterway, you will encounter large-scale quicksand, and Yingmu Mountain is behind it.

"This name is so familiar!" Shen Dong read the Chinese travel guidebook for several years, but he didn't memorize it well enough, so he had all kinds of mountains in his mind. He was very confused and couldn't remember it for a while.

"The mountain of Yingmu is governed by the head of the gods, and it is also the nine virtues of heaven..."

"I'll go. After a long time of trouble, are you still a neighbor?" Shen Dong felt that the distance of a thousand miles was not a big problem for the gods.

When Changcheng fought with Yinglong, Changcheng fell into the pool of reincarnation and died, then what happened.This is really only known by elucidation.Adding up the two memories of the head of the Changcheng sect, it is estimated that they can't figure out the cause and effect.

"But didn't the third heaven collapse along with the heavens?"

Is the upper half of Kunlun Mountain still there?

"That's the problem!" Zhan Yuan said with a sigh, "Even the comprehension world knows that after the Battle of the Conferred Gods, the Jujiao was destroyed and the Chanjiao suffered heavy losses. Move that half of Kunlun Mountain out of the heavens and lock it in the human world with a formation, so..."

It is not without reason that Yu Kun planted Jianmu.

With the heavenly ladder, Tibetans can go to heaven, and even if the heaven collapses, they can run back to the human world.

"I do not believe!"

Shen Dong firmly shook his head.A Duantianmen can drive the realm of self-cultivation into a corner. If Chanjiao and half of Kunlun Mountain still stay in the human world, can this earth continue to exist?

"Don't you think that the scariest thing about this matter is... After the Conferred Gods War, they have been in the human world?" Yu Kun came down from the upper cabin of the upper ship, trembling all over his body.

Shen Dong looked at him speechlessly.

In other words, this fish has been scared for 5000 years?

Manager Yu, it's not easy for you!You haven't suffered from depression, you haven't had a heart attack, and you are still so fat, your body is so healthy—Shen Dong knows too much about Chanjiao's tough experience, and Taiyue Sword Immortal has talked about it countless times.

For example, the apprentice shot arrows and accidentally killed a boy from another mountain gate. When he came to make amends, he even killed another disciple of the other family.According to the logical view of ordinary people, the Shiji Empress is a monster or a cannibal, and if she is killed, she is doing harm to the people... But the problem is, there are too many cannibals in ancient times, and I haven't seen anyone act bravely to get rid of them Harmful.It is absolutely easy for Chanjiao to kill Empress Shiji...

Well, he gave King Zhou a mahogany sword, and the Nine-Tailed Fox, who was ordered to disrupt the Yin and Shang Dynasties, almost fell ill.He just picked up a child from the back garden of Wu Chengwang Huang Feihu as his apprentice, threw away the magic weapon casually, and casually...he created a terrible reputation that has been handed down from ancient times to today.

"Yu Kun, what did Chanjiao do to you?"

Shen Dong didn't think he was deeply harmed by it, it shouldn't have been so many years, there must be psychological shadows!

Yu Kun just kept crying and didn't make a sound.

"Qin Feng, you stay here to take care of the stunned sect master and your younger brother!" Linghuan Jianxian snorted disdainfully, this Taiyue is so embarrassing!

Qin Feng Jianxian was very willing this time, he felt that staying here was the safest.

"let's go!"

Before Shen Dong could react, Du Heng took him away from the building.

"Why do I have to go too?" Absolutely thank Bumin for this matter, it's over if it gets involved!

Jian also wants to live well, and doesn't want to be stimulated!

"Don't worry, I'm not going to Kunlun Mountain!" I can't get in at all... The mountain lock formation in Kunlun Wonderland is not like that of the Rizhao Sect of the Chengtian School.

"Then what are you going to do?"

Half an hour later, the sword celestials arrived at Mount Lu accurately via the Beidou Shenzhou Express.

Yu Kun walked into a valley familiarly, and just when Shen Dong suspected that this place was not like a place for a secluded person to live—a resort plus a farmhouse—he suddenly saw a particularly handsome white crane in a pond in the distance.

It doesn't seem to be a demon cultivator, but it is definitely not a normal species.

"That's it, mortals can't see it..."

The white crane was startled by the sound, but it still aired its wings leisurely, glanced at them, and then turned its head away with disdain.

"See, a mere crane that can't change form doesn't pay attention to us!" Yu Kun almost gritted his teeth and muttered, "All these virtues come from teaching!"

"Uh!"

Shen Dong had a bad feeling, they wouldn't do anything to this crane, would they?

"This is the only real Huanglong who can get out of the Kunlun Wonderland... the mount of his family! I have always been used to resting in this place." Yu Kun gasped and almost scared Shen Dong to death. He said that the real Huanglong should be a dragon no matter what. , how can it be a crane?

Sword Immortal Linghuan stretched out his sleeves, for the sect master, why would he be afraid of attacking a crane!

Flipping his wrist, a bowl of red soup appeared.

"Then... what is that?"

As soon as Shen Dong finished speaking, he saw sword fairies outflanking from a distance, blocking the escape route, Linghuan sword fairy grabbed the white crane by the neck, and forcefully poured a whole bowl of red soup into the throat of the unlucky crane .

The white crane let out a hoarse and unpleasant scream, and its feathers flew around.

"The hotpot restaurant in front of Fengchen Inn has a very spicy and condensed pot bottom!" Du Heng said without blinking.

The white crane struggled, flew up crookedly, and fled quickly, screaming desolately.

"Okay, wait! The next thing will be more troublesome!" Linghuan Jianxian wiped his sweat.

"May I know what you guys are going to do?" Shen Dong asked feebly, he was determined to die knowingly.

Yu Kun held his head, as if he wanted to dig a hole to hide himself.

"Actually, it's very easy to meet the person explaining education... first bully his mount, and then he will naturally come to him!" Du Heng didn't do anything, just looked at the forest and valley, as if he was thinking about the terrain, and the other sword immortals also Make gestures on the ground.

"Then... what are you guys doing now?"

"Maybe Master Huanglong doesn't know the master of the sect." God knows who taught the long vehicle, explaining and teaching things is even more unreasonable than Duan Tianmen.

"so?"

"It doesn't matter, if you cheat this one, all his brothers and sisters will come out!"

"..."

Shen Dong finally understood Yu Kun's mood, is it okay not to participate?Is it ok for him to go home?